After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

"Thank you, sir? Thank you, sir?"

The little eunuch's doubtful voice brought Xie Zhengqing back to reality.He shook his head very slightly and said: "It's okay, please trouble your father-in-law to continue taking me to the imperial garden."

As he said that, he couldn't help but looked up and glanced into the distance, the team of people marching towards the Royal Garden had disappeared into the woods.

Xie Zhengqing: ...

For some reason, on a hot day, he felt a drop of cold sweat streaming down his back.

……

Zhou Cai paints at home.

The paper is high-quality Xuelang paper, big and ink-filled.Holding his wrist, with a smile on his face, he carefully painted on it stroke by stroke with meticulous brushwork.

"Xie Zhengqing is a good person. After hearing what he said yesterday, he entered the palace today, and it is probably time to go to the emperor's side now." He said to himself.

He lowered his head and suddenly smiled.

"I didn't take the initiative to say anything to him. Even if the emperor asks, it won't do anything to me." He lightly blew on the wet ink, "It's just that the emperor is interested in Zhou Xun now, Xie Zhengqing at this time Going to touch his bad luck, I'm afraid there will be a tough battle to fight..."

"Brother Cai!"

Zhou Wanwan bouncing up and down in front of the study, saw Zhou Cai's painting, and said in surprise, "Brother, what kind of banquet picture is this?"

Zhou Cai only smiled, put down his pen, and asked her in a gentle and gentle manner, "What can my little sister want from me?"

Zhou Wanwan's emotions are quick to become intense, and also quick to calm down.As soon as Zhou Cai changed the subject, she forgot what was drawn, and said cheerfully: "People from the Yan family are here. I think they are here to discuss the marriage between Sister Yan and you."

Yan Ruoqi, the daughter of Yan Shang Calligrapher, was almost captured by thieves when she went to Yunshen Temple to offer incense two years ago. Because of Zhou Cai's help, she fell in love with him at first sight, and the two got engaged.

The two were supposed to get married two years ago.However, before the two families had time to discuss the details of the marriage, Yan's mother died of a cold.In order to keep their filial piety, their marriage has been delayed again and again.

Counting now, Miss Yan's filial piety should indeed come to an end.Five generations of princes of the Yan family, if Zhou Cai can marry Miss Yan, the benefits will be much more.

Zhou Wanwan had long heard about her brother's heroic rescue of the beauty, and thus made love to Miss Qianjin.She saw that Zhou Cai seemed to be in a good mood, so she began to gossip: "Brother, how did you save Sister Yan from the bad guys?"

Zhou adopted her finger and tapped her on the head: "Have you practiced the girl's work well? I'm here to inquire about your brother."

Zhou Wanwan was a little aggrieved, but she still said cheerfully: "I'm really curious, you and Sister Yan are the number one scholar, and the other is the daughter of a Shangshu family. They became friends because of a hero who saved the beauty, and later because of a jade pendant at the flower viewing party. Recognizing each other... It's like a story in a storybook..."

"Master Cai, Madam is calling you to the living room."

While the two were chatting, the voice of Mother Zhou's personal maid came from outside the door.Zhou Cai concealed his expression after hearing the word "Jade Pei", fooled his sister casually, and left the study.

... I don't know if Xie Zhengqing has seen the emperor now?he thought to himself.

……

At this time, Xie Zhengqing has not yet seen the emperor.

Along the way, he asked the little eunuch a lot about "Zhou Xun", and kept everything in his heart.

Before he entered the palace, he knew that Zhou Xun was the emperor's favorite. If he wanted to persuade the emperor to be a gentleman and a villain at this time, he was afraid that there would be a tough battle to fight.After entering the palace, after learning more about Zhou Xun's "deeds" and "appearance", Xie Zhengqing deeply felt that he really had a "tough battle" to fight.

...not just verbally, but physically.

The emperor issued a secret order about the "assassination" to the outside world, so Xie Zhengqing did not inquire about Zhou Xun's assassination of the emperor.All he knew was that Zhou Xun lost his manners and accidentally knocked the emperor into the lake (considering Zhou Xun's size, Xie Zhengqing felt that this "carelessness" was quite reasonable), the emperor originally planned to deal with him, but he was interrogating He fell in love with this man with strange bones at first sight, and left him in the palace.

From now on.

Fendai of the Sixth Palace... No, warriors have no color, and half of the palace will be gone in one day.

From now on.

I accompany the emperor every day, and live in the Hall of Mental Cultivation for two people.

From now on.

You can also enter the imperial study room casually, and the military aircraft office can also enter casually.

From now on.

Because of jealousy, the emperor sternly reprimanded the fifth prince, Rong Fen, Zhou Xun's former husband, and grounded his favorite younger brother in the name of being disrespectful in front of the imperial court.Not only that, but his jealousy reached a new level - he ordered people to dismantle all the beds in the fifth prince's mansion, and did not allow anything that Zhou Xun had slept on to stay in the fifth prince's mansion.

...Considering that the emperor's spirit was slightly abnormal in the past, Xie Zhengqing actually felt that this matter was reasonable.

Just... for a Zhou Xun...

It turns out that the aesthetics of the emperor and the five princes are so unique, and it is true that the aesthetics are hereditary.

Thinking about Zhou Xun's confidante... the royal family where brothers were fighting each other because of the fierce warriors, Xie Zhengqing felt that his heart was very wandering.

Perhaps because of too much pressure, Xie Zhengqing felt some abdominal pain halfway through the walk.After learning the location of the nearby hut from a young eunuch, Xie Zhengqing decided to save his own personal problems before saving the world.

He clutched his stomach and entered the hut.

……

"Thank you, thank you... Zhengqing, he hasn't arrived yet?"

On the green field, the emperor was sitting on a chair, Hong Ling and Lu Yao were beside him shaking fans for him.He raised his hand to look at the sky, and said to Little Deng Zi: "This General Xie has something to tell me? Where is he now?"

"The servant ordered Xiao Quanzi to pick him up, and the servant sent someone to remind him." Xiao Dengzi said in a contemptuous manner.

The people who were sent there came back shortly after.He said: "General Xie was walking towards this direction after entering the palace, but in the middle of the journey, General Xie suddenly suffered from abdominal pain, and now he is in the hut."

"Oh, people have three urgencies..." The emperor nodded.

The man said: "Does the emperor need a servant to urge him?"

"There is no need to rush, the first thing to solve is personal problems." The emperor waved his hand empathetically, "By the way, if General Xie hasn't come out for a long time, send someone to deliver a toilet paper to General Xie at regular intervals."

The man was touched and said: "The emperor is really considerate!"

The servants went.Seeing that the people brought by Xiao Lizi had already stood still on the pasture, the emperor excitedly said, "No more, let's start directly here."

Zhou Xun sat at the emperor's side, looking at the vast concubine on the pasture.

...Although before seeing these concubines, he never thought that he would use the word "wuyangyang" to describe the people standing here instead of "yinggeyanwu".

In all fairness, the concubines standing here are all pretty good-looking—even the concubine Zhao Yue and Zhao Guifei who came to make trouble before had thick eyebrows and big eyes with sharp edges and corners...although, they were a little too thick and sharp.

The concubines standing here are also facing the same problem as Zhao Yue, but they have not yet reached Zhao Yue's height.But this can't be blamed on them. When the woman was a concubine, she worked hard to practice dancing and walking in order to make her body lighter and more delicate.Under the guidance of Zhao Yue's wrong aesthetic direction, these concubines also tried their best to connect with their own body, so as to make themselves look more...fit and handsome.

In the past, the emperor put his heart on Zhou Cai all day long, and the male favorites of Chuxiu Palace rarely saw Tian Yan.After Zhou Xun came, the emperor even ran away when he saw the male pets.The male pets hadn't seen the emperor for a long time, and after seeing the emperor, they were unavoidably agitated and eager to seduce him.

"Damn." The emperor's voice came from Zhou Xun's ear, and he leaned over and whispered to Zhou Xun, "I was really a tyrant before?"

Zhou Xun:?

Zhou Xun thought for a while and replied, "Why did the emperor say that?"

Emperor: "Look at those concubines, they all look like they are going to roll up their sleeves and hit me."

Zhou Xun: ...

"Perhaps the concubines have not seen the emperor for a long time, and they are a little excited and eager to try." He said sincerely.

The emperor: "Oh, then I'm relieved... Wait, excited? What do they want to do to me?"

Under the emperor's terrified eyes, Zhou Xun couldn't help but smile: "Xiu Nu... What is Xiu Nan's duty? They want to be with the Emperor..."

Emperor: "...What is their duty?"

After Xiao Lizi sorted out the lineup of the handsome men, when he returned to the emperor to report, he happened to hear the two talking, so he said, "Of course it's to please the emperor!"

emperor:……

Xiao Lizi: "To make the emperor happy, to make the emperor happy, is the duty of handsome men."

emperor:……

Zhou Xun coughed, "Your Majesty..."

The emperor: "...Then, are other forms of happiness also acceptable?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Lizi excitedly said, "Yes, both are fine. Where does the Emperor plan to start?"

"Children make choices," the emperor said, "Of course adults want all of them."

Little Li was shocked:? ?

"Your Majesty," the eunuch on duty came with something, "here's the ball for Cuju."

Little Li:? ?

He showed a look of relief, but also inexplicably lost.

The emperor was unaware of his performance.He patted the ball and showed a happy look.

"By the way," he suddenly seemed to remember something, "go and get them a prize to add to the game."

"What prize does the emperor want?" Xiao Lizi asked.

The emperor smiled strangely at them.

"A cup." He said decisively, "Bring the most expensive cup."

After half an hour.

"The emperor asked us..." One of the male favorites said in disbelief, "Accompany him to play Cuju?"

"Yes." Little Lizi said.

He ordered the person next to him to hold up a luxurious cup and said: "The emperor said that the one who performed the best today will not only receive a reward, but also a carved gold cup 'World Cup'!"

The male pets looked at each other with great pride: "I will definitely do my best!"

Zhou Xun sat and watched Cuju for a while, feeling a little tired.

The emperor made a fuss last night, and he didn't have a good rest.The afternoon sun was shining, and he actually felt a little drowsy.

There was the sound of a whistle blowing in his ear, and when he opened his eyes again, what appeared in front of him was already the big face of the emperor.

Zhou Xun struggled to sit up: "The emperor..."

He is also a little strange.The emperor was clearly enjoying playing football, how did he find out that he was about to fall asleep here?

"I looked at you when I just scored, and found that you were asleep." The emperor shook his hand in front of his eyes, "Uncomfortable?"

Zhou Xun said, "I'm a little sleepy."

"Oh, then you go back to rest first?" The emperor said, "Xiao Lizi, see off sir?"

Zhou Xun nodded.

Not long after he left, the happy emperor suddenly lost interest.He looked at the court and suddenly felt a little bored.

"How about..." He came up with a bold idea, "Tonight with him..."

Xiao Lizi looked at the emperor's expression from the side. Seeing that the emperor was staring at Zhou Xun's empty seat in a daze, he suddenly felt as if he understood something.

……

General Xie's abdominal pain didn't heal once, and he went to the toilet three times after he came out.

The royal latrine is worthy of being a royal latrine, he lost his way when he got out of the latrine, and even the little eunuch who led him was nowhere to be seen.

General Xie: ...

He looked left and right to find someone to ask for directions, but he never saw anyone.

Finally, when he walked through a small path, he saw a person from a distance, who seemed to be walking from the direction of the imperial garden.

The man was tall and thin, Xie Zhengqing couldn't see his facial features clearly from a distance, but he also felt that this person was very pale and handsome.

... Is this person a certain minister?Xie Zhengqing thought that he was not in Beijing all year round, so he was very unfamiliar to many ministers.

"Excuse me," Xie Zhengqing went up to him and asked him, "Brother, do you know the way to the Royal Garden, how should I go?"

The man raised his eyes towards Xie Zhengqing, and Xie Zhengqing was shocked to find that...

He had seen this person before.

"Why are you here?" he asked in surprise.