After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

"Your majesty is sure that you want 22 concubines to accompany you?" Xiao Lizi asked tremblingly.

The emperor nodded.Little Lizi wondered: "Your Majesty, isn't this amount too much..."

"It's more fun if there are more people." The emperor waved his hands and said, "You just need to find someone..."

"This……"

"Oh, remember to tell them to wear lighter clothes, don't make them have big sleeves and skirt corners. When the time comes, everyone will bump into each other and get hot, which will hinder their activities, so they have to take them off." The emperor said carelessly.

Xiao Lizi: "Knock, knock, bump?"

Although there were a hundred thousand question marks in his heart, Xiao Lizi still faithfully accepted his order.

Perhaps, however, not necessarily, not necessarily.He comforted himself, maybe the emperor just...

He just walked out a few steps, the emperor seemed to remember something, and said loudly: "Wait a minute."

Little Lizi turned his head quickly, and the emperor looked a little embarrassed and shy.

"Don't look for a concubine who is too strong," the emperor added, "too strong...I...I'm afraid I won't be able to withstand it."

Xiao Lizi took a deep look at the emperor, and said loyally with tears in his eyes: "Yes!"

emperor:……

"Why does this guy look like I'm about to die heroically." Zhou Xun heard the emperor whisper, "Is it that dangerous?"

Zhou Xun: ...

Xiao Lizi went into the harem with a dazed expression.When he was about to leave, he secretly glanced at the emperor with reverence, and at Zhou Xun with pity.

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor called the guards and whispered a few words in his ear. Seeing that Zhou Xun was looking at him, he immediately showed an expression of enlightenment.

"Sir," he said cheerfully, "shall we go together?"

Zhou Xun: ...

"The emperor wants to..." He said with difficulty.

"It's too tiring to work overtime every day. Find someone to exercise with and relax." The emperor showed a generous smile.

Zhou Xun: ...

"This," he said with difficulty, "the emperor wants to..."

The emperor's smile became more sincere.

"Sweating, speeding up the blood flow, the organic combination of life and exercise, helps to relax the body and mind." The emperor patted him on the shoulder with a hearty smile, and Zhou Xun was swayed by him, "Let's— —”

"Let's play football!" the emperor said happily.

Zhou Xun: ...

He swears that he heard Hong Ling, the court lady walking by carefully carrying things, sprained her feet and made a staggering sound.

……

Xiao Lizi led the people walking on the palace road, seeing the gate of Chuxiu Palace in front of him, he subconsciously stopped, and turned his head to look at the attendants beside him.

——Fortunately, I brought enough guards today.Xiao Lizi breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly wiped his forehead with a handkerchief.

It is well known that the emperor has a habit of cutting off his sleeves, and the Chuxiu Palace is full of male favorites.However, the emperor was young and healthy, and he could have children whenever he wanted, so the courtiers were not in a hurry about it.There are even some ministers who want to climb the dragon and become the phoenix will take the initiative to send their sons to the harem to accompany the emperor, in order to please the emperor-even if the emperor does not like him, he will be released in a few years, and there will be no loss.The emperor had always been generous to male favorites, and he could afford a considerable severance package.

There are many male pets in the Chuxiu Palace, some were sent in by others, some were accepted by the emperor who looked pleasing to the eye during his private visit in Weibo, and some were recommended by himself.Different from the serious imperial concubines with titles, they lived in the Chuxiu Palace, only waiting for the emperor to see them on a whim and invite them to sleep with them, and from then on they flew up the branches and turned into phoenixes.

To be honest, most of these male favorites look good.Among them, there are even a considerable number of people who are weaker than women when they enter the palace... Sometimes when the little eunuch Li passes by them when he is on business, he will feel a sense of pride as a man.

However, the palace is a place that hone one's body and willpower.No matter how weak a woman is, once she enters the harem, she will become ruthless.In the same way, no matter how weak a man is in the harem, he will...

Moreover, since Zhao Yue conferred the imperial concubine due to the influence of the Zhao family, someone spread the rumor that the emperor is good.Rumors spread rapidly in the harem, and the male favorites regarded Zhao Yue as their beauty, and since then they all imitated Zhao Yue's behavior and behavior, and became completely different.

...Thinking about it this way, it's no wonder that the emperor was so fascinated by Zhou Cai in the past, and didn't even step into the harem for three consecutive months.Maybe it's also to avoid these embarrassing things.

The gate of Chuxiu Palace was getting closer and closer, Xiao Lizi swallowed a mouthful of saliva as he looked at the palace inside.

"Little Eunuch Li." Seeing him coming, the chief manager on duty at Chuxiu Palace greeted him eagerly, "What gust of wind brought you here?"

Xiao Lizi nodded reservedly.

"Your Majesty is in a good mood today. You go to the Chuxiu Palace to pick and choose 22 good people, and follow me to serve the Emperor." Xiao Lizi ordered, "After everyone is called, let them come to this open space. let me see."

"22?" The manager was taken aback, suspecting that something was wrong with his ears, "Little Eunuch Li, are you sure it's the number?"

Xiao Lizi raised his eyebrows: "I told you to call 22 people, just call 22 people, what are you doing with so much talk? Be your errand!"

The general manager responded politely, and said, "This servant will order someone to look for it."

The manager ordered people to go down, and Xiao Lizi stood outside the gate of Chuxiu Palace with his hands crossed, looking at the faint figure inside, his back felt a little chilly.

...For some reason, I always feel that after the emperor ordered to reduce the number of people in Chuxiu Palace last time, the concentration of strong men in Chuxiu Palace, which was already in dire straits, became higher and higher.

...However, since it is a harem.Little Lizi thought in relief, no matter how...he couldn't go anywhere...

Just as he was thinking like this, waves of joy suddenly erupted in Chuxiu Palace.

"The emperor finally thinks of us!"

"Woooooo, I thought I was going to lose my job!"

"Eunuch! Choose me! Choose me!"

"Which son of a bitch just kicked me a jio? This opportunity to accompany me is none other than me!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

Little Lizi: ………

…For some reason, when he heard the last sound, he felt a sense of relief that was almost joyful.

...At least, there are still normal male favorites in this palace.Little Lizi thought happily.

……

Xie Zhengqing followed a young eunuch on the road in the palace.

Last night, after hearing Zhou Cai crying blood, Xie Zhengqing didn't bother him, but bid farewell to Zhou Mansion, took a sedan chair, and returned to his home.

A dignified person is unwilling to let others see his most gaffe, powerless and collapsed posture.Xie Zhengqing was like this himself, he thought, Zhou Cai was like this too.

Zhou Cai would rather shut herself in the room, blame herself and hurt herself than show any pain in front of others.After seeing Zhou Cai's aggrieved appearance, Xie Zhengqing felt more and more that the rumored Zhou Xun was really hideous.

However, it would be biased to only listen to one person's words... Xie Zhengqing was hesitant to ask someone to find out what happened, but when he passed Zhuque Street, he saw the Fifth Prince's Mansion, which was heavily guarded by soldiers.

He opened the curtain of the car and said to the boy: "Why are there heavy guards in front of the Fifth Prince's mansion?"

The boy didn't know either, so he had to entrust others to find out.

Xie Zhengqing was stunned by the news that came back from this inquiring - the emperor actually put the Fifth Prince under house arrest for the sake of "Master Zhou"!

One must know that although the Fifth Prince had no achievements in politics, he was still very famous among Qingliu.The emperor actually saved his face like this for a new favorite!

This is really... ridiculous!

Xie Zhengqing had trouble sleeping all night in bed, thinking about "Zhou Xun" in his heart, and did not fall asleep until dawn.Early the next morning, he couldn't wait to hand over the booklet and enter the palace.

He wants to face the saint.

Who is this Zhou Xun?Actually confused the emperor?Even the reincarnations of Daji and Baosi are nothing more than that!

What kind of enchanting beauty is he?To be so bewitching?

Xie Zhengqing waited for a long time in front of the palace gate before getting a reply from the eunuch.The eunuch said that the emperor was with Mr. Zhou and asked Xie Zhengqing to meet him in the Imperial Garden.

Xie Zhengqing: ...

Mr. Zhou, Mr. Zhou again!

Although he and Zhou Xun have never met, a soft and beautiful face with a charming smile has appeared in his mind.

With something in mind, he followed the little eunuch to the imperial garden, and when he passed the corner, he let out a soft "Huh".

"That team of warriors..." He frowned as he looked at a row of mighty men and horses marching towards the imperial garden, "But the new guards in the palace?"

In the capital, there are foreign troops guarding the outer city, there are imperial troops and guards guarding the palace in the forbidden city, and there are Jiangwei directly assigned by the emperor... But he has never seen these people.

Their clothes look unknit, but why... are they walking in the direction of the imperial garden?

Xie Zhengqing's heart was inexplicably vigilant.

"General Xie made a mistake," the little eunuch said with a smile, "These people are not newly selected guards from the palace."

"Not a guard?" Xie Zhengqing looked at the overly vigorous figure of one of them and asked, "Then what do they do?"

The little eunuch pointed in the direction of Chuxiu Palace: "They came from Chuxiu Palace."

Xie Zhengqing: "Chu, Chuxiu Palace?"

"That's right." The little eunuch said, "I see that the one who is leading the way in front of them is Little Eunuch Li. Little Eunuch Li is serving the emperor personally, and he knows the emperor's preferences very well."

Xie Zhengqing: "..."

The little eunuch said: "They are probably the concubines the emperor has recently taken a fancy to."

The emperor... the concubine you have recently taken a fancy to?

Xie Zhengqing was dumbfounded.

It turns out that the emperor likes this one?

"However, Mr. Zhou is the most favored recently." The talkative little eunuch continued, "The emperor likes him so much that he was invited to accompany him the first time he saw him, and let him live in the foster care house." In the Palace of Heart, Master Zhou has not been allowed to move into other palaces for a few days... This kind of favor is unprecedented in the entire history of Dajing."

Xie Zhengqing: ...

He looked at the group of "concubines" who were said to be in line with the emperor's aesthetics and recognized by Mr. Li, who left behind Shi Shi, and then thought of the "Mr. Zhou" who has been in the limelight recently...

Xie Zhengqing: ...

He originally wanted to question Zhou Xun face to face, but for a moment, he trembled a little.

Even if the new favorite is like this, Mr. Zhou... What kind of horror is it?