After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

After the emperor returned to the palace, he was still thinking about "whether it's cold or not".He sat on the dragon chair for a while, waved his hand, and ordered someone to find his friend Chu Yunkuo.

I need relationship guidance.The emperor thought calmly.

Chu Yunkuo didn't come here, but the mother-in-law Xie Zhengqing came first.Xie Zhengqing was handsome, but he looked like a Tang monk. In modern times, he was at least at the level of an excellent street office worker.As soon as the emperor saw him, he secretly trembled in his heart.

Xie Zhengqing came in from the door. There was a bit of frost on his body, and there was a sweet fragrance in the frost.The emperor smelled it, thinking that there was a bit of fat and powder in the fragrance. After Xie Zhengqing reported the military affairs, the emperor teased: "I just found out that Xie Qing is more than [-] years old. He was stationed in the northwest before and had no family. Looking at it now Wake up, is a good thing coming soon?"

Xie Zhengqing, who used to be quick-witted, was much slower today.He was stunned for a moment, and then he regained his composure and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty...I..."

Seeing his flustered appearance, the emperor was really shocked this time: "Damn, are you talking behind my back?"

Xie Zhengqing: "No, not yet."

emperor:……

Xie Zhengqing left in a panic, and Chu Yunkuo, a master of love and a fool, came in after him.Seeing Xie Zhengqing's appearance of running away from the door, Chu Yunkuo asked the emperor, "What did His Majesty just say to him? Wait, the smell here..."

He closed his eyes and smelled the remaining fragrance: "It smells so good!"

Emperor: "Bah, it's just a sour smell of love."

Chu Yunkuo: "?? In love?? Who??"

Emperor: "Who was it that ran out of the palace just now?"

Chu Yunkuo was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to say "Oh": "Yes, Mr. Xie did occasionally go to Yanliu Lane recently, and it seems that he has fallen in love with the kabuki there."

emperor:……

Chu Yunkuo: "What's wrong, Brother Emperor?"

"Happiness belongs to others." The emperor smiled dryly, "I have nothing, ha ha."

Chu Yunkuo: ...

He rubbed his nose and said to the emperor: "The emperor is thinking about something with Mr. Zhou again?"

Emperor: "You wait."

After finishing speaking, he ordered Xiao Lizi to bring a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and began to move the brush like flying on it.Chu Yunkuo looked at the emperor's strange reaction, first said "???", and after a long time asked: "What is the emperor doing?"

"Hehe," the emperor raised his pen and sneered, "find something for that Xie Zhengqing to do."

Chu Yunkuo: ...

Emperor: "Damn Xie Zhengqing, let him train special forces in the capital, so he didn't train well, and went to fall in love. Some time ago, he pleaded with me for the Zhou family. He can't even think about this Spring Festival! Give me a good time." Go and be the strongest soldier king!!"

Chu Yunkuo: ...Your Majesty, don't you always come to me for love counseling?

As soon as the emperor gave Xie Zhengqing a job assignment, he was elated, and his pen was like a snake.After arranging Xie Zhengqing, he thought of others.When it comes to Xie Zhengqing, I think of the Special Forces Battalion, I think of the Weapons Battalion, I think of the Ministry of War, I think of the Ministry of Officials, I think of the Ministry of Households, I think of all the officials who are idle at home and have never been 996... capitalists, not the imagination of the emperor , only by leaps and bounds at this level.

It wasn't until he finished assigning work to everyone by leaps and bounds that he remembered to find Chu Yunkuo.In the distance, Chu Yunkuo was already slumped on a chair, yawning and falling asleep.

Emperor: ...Damn it.

"Your Majesty, the palace gate is locked, where shall we place Master Chu?" Little Dengzi asked him, "Put it in a side hall?"

Emperor: "?? Don't you know whose site the side hall belongs to??"

It was only then that Xiao Dengzi remembered that the Piandian was exclusive to Zhou Xun.Only then did he find Chu Yunkuo a random place to live and threw him there.

In the middle of the night, the palace was quiet.

Xiao Lizi turned on the lamp and watched the emperor deal with political affairs from the window under the eaves.A little snow began to fall outside, little by little, and soon it was falling on the brim of the hat.He looked at the snowflakes and thought, winter is coming.

"Forget it." He heard the emperor talking inside.

Little Lizi thought that this was meant for him, so he hurriedly trotted towards the emperor.From a distance, the emperor continued to say: "Either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind. Hmph, I'll let you. Brother Rong doesn't care about you, a college student. The future will be long, and the future will be long."

Little Li:?

He saw that the emperor seemed to be holding something to read. It was a small blue booklet, which had been turned over many times and was already rolled up.The emperor looked at the booklet with a gentle smile.In this snowy night, Xiao Lizi vaguely felt that the emperor's expression was missing, and there was a little su.

Until he saw the emperor picked up the booklet, first kissed it, and then pressed it under his two hands.

Emperor: "Hmph, anyway, I'm holding you down in the end, hehehe~"

The emperor's last laugh was slightly rippling, and Xiao Lizi "..." and backed out.

It's snowing outside.He looked at Xue, the emperor thought of Zhou Xun, and he thought of his family.

"Ah Ruo." He sat on the ground, put the lantern aside, and looked at the sky, "Tell me, where are you now?"

……

It was snowing outside, Zhou Xun only had to study in his life.

Pen, ink, paper and inkstone, stove and desk are his world.He put the jade pendant left to him by his mother, together with the Qianjin fur given to him by the emperor, beside him.Every time I rest, I look at the jade pendant.Every time when I was tired, I would lie down with my face on the Qianjin fur.

Occasionally, he still dreams, dreaming about secretly hiding to read books when he was a teenager, and what happened in that country school when he was a teenager, and then, those proud faces in Zhou's mansion, and Yan Shangshu's dignified face.

"Do you know?" Old man Shen came to see him with wine. He sat next to Zhou Xun, watched him read, and warmed himself up by the fire. "Recently, Yan Shangshu is very jumpy, and he took Yan Jia to many poetry conferences and talks. , I want to show my son to the people in the whole capital. The effect is quite good, and now people in the capital say that Yan Jia is a popular candidate to win the championship next spring."

Zhou Xun flipped through a book and said, "Do you think he is?"

Old man Shen asked him back: "What do you think?"

Zhou Xun stopped talking.After a while, he smiled slyly.

"Duke Huguo's birthday is coming in a few days, I'm thinking about taking you to show your face." Old man Shen said suddenly, "The date of the old man's birth was well chosen, on the third day of the first lunar month, people will gather at Mansion, Yan Shangshu and the others will also go.”

Zhou Xun's hand stopped.Old man Shen patted him on the shoulder and said: "But don't worry, with me here, no one dares not to give you face."

So Zhou Xun agreed.Old man Shen was happy.He rubbed his hands, exhaled, and looked at the snowy sky outside, as if thinking of many things in the past.After a while, he said again: "The emperor hasn't been here much recently?"

"It's the end of the year, and the emperor is busy."

"We have to see each other when we are busy." Old man Shen reminded him stubbornly, "Sometimes people just leave when they are busy."

Zhou Xun glanced at him and said, "Master, you seldom say such philosophical words. Are you thinking about yourself?"

Old man Shen was taken aback for a moment: "How can I... forget it."

He shook his head: "I can't tell you kids."

When it comes to critical matters, old man Shen runs away like a child.Old man Shen groaned after he went out, Zhou Xun asked him at the door, and he said he was fine.Zhou Xun sat alone in the room after he left.He thought in his heart that he really missed the emperor a little.

The emperor has been busy with political affairs recently, so he can't come to see him, so he should go to see the emperor himself.

In short, reviewing and reviewing is not bad for a day or two.

He put on a warm underwear, pinned his hairpin, and wore the silver fox fur on his body.He packed it up and saw that it was snowing outside, so he took another umbrella.

But when he opened the door...

"Ahhhhh!!"

An earth-shattering sneeze came from outside the door.

Zhou Xun:? ? ?

"Qing, clang, clang!!" A group of snowmen squatted on the ground, holding a firecracker in each hand. When they saw him, they frowned their eyebrows and eyes with a smile, "Happy New Year!!"

Before the happiness was over, he sneezed again, his nose and tears covered his face.

Zhou Xun: ...

He pulled the emperor up from the snow.The first push was unsuccessful, the emperor's legs were stiff and the ground was slippery.When he pulled, the two almost rolled into a ball.The next day, Zhou Xun pulled again. This time he obviously succeeded, but when the emperor just got up, he obviously felt artificially falling...

Zhou Xun: ...

Then he was deliberately dragged down by the emperor.

The two of them completely rolled into a ball in the snow. Fortunately, they were both covered in fur, so the fall was not too painful.Zhou Xun lay on the emperor, angry and funny: "Why are you crazy?"

"Come and hug you," said the emperor, "Do you think we two look like two furry clumps in the snow?"

Zhou Xun paused for a while and said, "I think we look like two silly minks."

The two silly minks rolled up from the ground.The emperor knew that he had done something wrong and touched his nose.Zhou Xun got up, patted the snow on his body, and asked him, "What are you holding in your hand?"

Emperor: "Two cannons, let me blow them up for you to see?"

Zhou Xun: "...No need."

"Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve, and there is a party in the palace, so I can't come with you." The emperor said to him, spreading his hands, "So come here today, and wish you an early year!"

New Year's Eve... Today is the 29th of the twelfth lunar month?

Only then did Zhou Xun realize that time had passed so quickly.The emperor rubbed his hands and went into his house, squatting by the stove to warm himself up.Zhou Xun came in after him, and he took Zhou Xun's frozen hand and said to him, "Warm you."

"Come on, your hands are colder than mine." Zhou Xun was speechless, "What are you doing squatting at my door? Squatting for so long?"

"Hey, didn't I think about giving you a surprise? Who knew that old man Shen talked so much that he couldn't finish talking for a while, and I almost fell asleep in the snow. I was thinking, you Open the door and you can see me, and then I will drop two cannons and say Happy New Year to you..."

Zhou Xun: "...the sound of the cannon is no match."

Emperor: "...Oh."

As the New Year approaches, fireworks are set off inside and outside the city.Under the fireworks, they set up a kotatsu on what the emperor called "tatami" and drank Laba porridge, followed by hot dumplings.The emperor brought him a plate of dumplings and said to him, "Try it, some of the dumplings have a copper coin wrapped in it, and if you eat the copper coin, you can make a wish, and the wish will come true. You can promise that you will be the champion."

Zhou Xun looked at the whole plate of crystal clear and fragrant dumplings. He knew there was a custom during Chinese New Year—a plate of dumplings with a copper coin in one of them. If you eat it, you are lucky.He shook his head and put one in the emperor's bowl, but said to himself, "I won't leave this to fate."

"Oh, try it." The emperor insisted abnormally, "If you can eat, I will give you all the luck."

Zhou Xun looked at him suspiciously, then picked up another dumpling for himself and bit it open—only one bite, and he bit into something hard.

He spit it out and put it in the palm of his hand, it was a round copper coin.

The emperor suddenly beamed with joy: "Let me just say, you will definitely be able to eat dumplings with copper coins. There are so many dumplings, but you can only eat the best one, which is a victory!"

Zhou Xun looked at the copper coin, and when he looked up after a while, he saw the table.

He raised his eyebrows: "Where are the remaining dumplings?"

Emperor: "The leftover dumplings? What leftover dumplings? Oh, I let the lotus paste go down."

Zhou Xun: ...? ?

"Oh, let the lotus seed paste be served again." The emperor's expression was unusually upright.

So Lian Rong brought the dumplings back.Zhou Xun looked at the emperor and poked open the skin of a dumpling with his chopsticks——

Only stuffing, no copper coins.

"Hey, are you still suspicious?" The emperor teased him, "Why don't you believe in your luck so much!"

Zhou Xun poked the second one, and it was the same.Then, he looked into the emperor's bowl.

Emperor: ...it's over.

How could he forget that Zhou Xun had clipped one for him just now.

"Oh, I have another one here!" The emperor said happily, like Columbus discovering the new world, "I happened to be hungry, so I ate it!"

Then, with lightning speed, he put the dumpling into his mouth.

...The emperor and Zhou Xun looked at each other across a table. After a long time, Zhou Xun finally said helplessly, "Aren't you going to spit it out?"

The emperor said vaguely: "Tucson..."

"In that plate of dumplings just now, there must be copper coins for each one." Zhou Xun said, "Each one is the luck you gave me."

emperor:……

Zhou Xun: "Okay, I know everything, you can spit out the copper coins."

The emperor was about to vomit, but before he could say anything, he suddenly turned livid and grabbed his throat.

Zhou Xun:? !

He stood up in panic and went to the emperor's side.The emperor was still pinching his throat, shouting: "Goose goose goose goose goose——"

"you……"

—choked on himself? !

Before he had time to knock the emperor's back, he was pulled by the wrist by the emperor, and then...

He was pressed on the couch.

"Help me roll it out with your tongue."

The emperor grabbed his chin and kissed him. After a long time, when both of them started to pant.The emperor let go of his chin, and said triumphantly: "There are good ventriloquists in Beijing!!"

As he spoke, he flicked the copper coins in his hand and smiled smartly.

Zhou Xun's hair was still scattered on the couch, and he sat up on one side of the couch, panting, and wiped himself with the back of the other hand.

The emperor rubbed his long hair proudly: "Did you get tricked?"

Zhou Xun turned away from looking at him, and muttered, "It smells like leeks."

emperor:……

The emperor's heart was broken again.Fortunately, his heart was never broken for long.He first drank three cups of Pu'er in an upright manner, rinsed his mouth in secret, and felt his breath secretly, and then said: "Let's each get a coin, let's make a wish together!"

As he was speaking, there was a firework in the distance, exploding in the air.The emperor said: "Shall we make a wish when the next firework explodes?"

When the next firework exploded, both of them closed their eyes.After a while, the two opened their eyes, and the emperor asked Zhou Xun, "What wish did you make?"

Zhou Xun looked into his eyes and smiled: "I won't tell you."

He thought for a while, and said again: "What wish did the emperor make?"

Emperor: "Ah..."

Zhou Xun: "What?"

The emperor scratched his head, was questioned several times by Zhou Xun, and finally stiffened his neck, looked at the sky and said:

"May I get rid of the body of a magician next year..."

Zhou Xun: "Magician??"

Emperor: "Ah, that is, take off... take off..."

Zhou Xun:? ?

It took him a while to realize it, and the roots of Yubai's ears turned red immediately.Seeing that his ears were red, the emperor quickly changed the subject: "

What did you wish for? ? "

Zhou Xun turned his face away: "It's nothing."

Emperor: "Huh?? You lied, you said we exchanged secrets!"

Zhou Xun still didn't say what he wished that night.That night they lay paralyzed in the warmth of the room, sleeping back to face like a ferret and a sable.The emperor seemed to be really sleepy, and he really didn't do anything else when he got to bed.He just hugged Zhou Xun and rubbed his face on his neck, as if after sniffing, he bit it lightly with his teeth, stamping it.

And Zhou Xun also relaxed all parts of his body in this warm atmosphere, and fell asleep soundly.

Before going to bed, he thought, he didn't tell the emperor, he greedily made two wishes.

The first wish is that the emperor will always be healthy and happy.

The second wish is that the emperor will not leave.

If there is a conflict, the first one must also be implemented.

At that time he did not know what would happen next spring.Until then, all is well and the years are long.

In the spring of the following year, the river broke its embankment, and the army of the Northern Wei Dynasty suddenly moved south.