After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

"You are my warm glove, cold beer..."

"When you're old, gray-haired, sleepy..."

"People can only breathe carbon dioxide, as long as there is love."

"What is carbon dioxide?"

Finally, Zhou Xun's question came from the window, the emperor immediately put down the book in his hand, and said seriously: "It is a molecule composed of two oxygen atoms and one carbon atom connected by a covalent bond..."

Zhou Xun: ...

He put down the book in his hand and rubbed his temples: "I don't understand what you're talking about at all."

Emperor: "Oh."

The two are now in Zhou Xun's Bamboo Language Hall.Zhou Xun was reading a book in the window, while the emperor took a deck chair outside and basked in the sun.

It is winter now.They spent an autumn together very quietly.This autumn, the emperor is in politics, and Zhou Xun is studying.There are no annoying people in the capital, and both parties are very happy.

Before Zhou Cai left the capital, he made a special trip to find Zhou Xun and met him.He said to Zhou Xun, "Do you think you will always be so lucky?"

Zhou Xun only smiled at him, his expression was calm, and he didn't say a single word.

Walking with Zhou Xun, Zhou Hong on the stretcher, and Zhou's father.Zhou Mu and Zhou Wanwan stayed in the capital.Originally, they could have gone with their father and brother, but Zhou Wanwan cried and complained unwillingly.

She said that she has reached the age of marriage, how can there be any good family in the northwest?Mother Zhou thought so, so she gritted her teeth and stayed with her in the capital.

But she never thought that now that the Zhou family is notorious, who in the capital would dare to marry the daughter of the Zhou family?

However, there was one thing that Zhou Xun found quite novel.Liu Zhe, the only son of General Zhenbei, was also in the team that sent Zhou Cai off that day. Zhou Xun could not remember when the two had friendship.However, he didn't care about it.

He just had to do his own thing.The ginkgo in the bamboo language hall is blooming, and the ginkgo in the bamboo language hall is falling.The maple leaves in Zhuyutang are red, and the maple leaves in Zhuyutang are falling.The emperor stood in the bamboo language hall and looked at the maple leaves and ginkgo outside the window, and said to Zhou Xun, "Look at that pile of leaves looks like scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

They will still hold hands and walk a long way under tomato scrambled eggs without saying a word.

Yan Jia never came to look for him again—but it wasn't because he had been completely controlled by Yan's father since the trial that day.But one night, he suddenly ran out from Yan's house to meet Zhou Xun.His hair was wet from the rain, but he still asked him: "You gave the sword tassel to my father on purpose, right?"

Zhou Xun didn't speak.He added: "You met me on purpose, didn't you? You took that letter and wanted to take it out in public a long time ago to take revenge on my family, right? Just because my family and Zhou's family are relatives-in-law?"

Zhou Xun only asked him: "Will your sister marry Zhou Cai and go to the Northwest?"

Yan Jia was stunned, and after a long time, he stepped back step by step, and said with a wry smile: "My sister doesn't marry and goes to the northwest, my mother is reluctant to part with her - she will stay in the capital, but the engagement with the Zhou family will not be voided. She They will stick to each other and wait for Zhou Cai to come back from the northwest—they will get married when Zhou Cai comes back from the northwest.”

Zhou Xun smiled and said, "It's better than marrying to the northwest."

much better?Where is much better?Yan Jia wanted to ask Zhou Xun countless questions, but he also knew that even if Zhou Xun explained, he would not believe it, but would fall into deeper suspicion.

Sometimes an answer doesn't solve a problem, it just creates more problems.Just like two people who originally belonged to two camps, no matter what they are, they can't be friends.

In the end, he only told Zhou Xun: "I am also in the spring of next year. I promise my father that I will be admitted to the champion. I know that you are also in the spring of next year. When we meet again, we will be enemies."

Zhou Xun nodded and said to him, "Okay."

Yan Jia left.

The friendship ended without a problem.In the end, perhaps only Yan Shangshu was happy.Although the reputation of the Zhou family was ruined, but he sacrificed a daughter, his own reputation has risen with the tide.In recent days, I heard that he often communicates with Prime Minister Lu, and the two seem to have become friends.

The turmoil in the court has nothing to do with Zhou Xun.All he cares about is himself.When the sky falls, old man Shen will always support him. Without old man Shen, there will be an emperor.

His life has never been more leisurely and easy.

Zhou Xun finished reading this page again.The emperor also pondered the question of carbon dioxide and oxygen.He put down the book and said: "The emperor came to see me today, it's not just for carbon dioxide and oxygen."

"There's also nitrogen...well, just kidding." The emperor scratched his head and said, "Actually, I'm..."

Zhou Xun:?

Emperor: "Forget it, pretend I didn't say it."

Zhou Xun: ...

Zhou Xun then continued to read.After a while, he heard the emperor say: "I seem to want to know how to explain to you what carbon dioxide is."

"what?"

Zhou Xun put down the book.The emperor said: "Come closer, forget it, let me come over."

He leaned over.

Zhou Xun didn't know why.

The next moment, Zhou Xun's jaw was raised.All his breath was blocked by another person's lips and tongue.

For a moment, there is another person's taste between the lips and teeth.He couldn't breathe, he could only feel the breath of another person, flowing between his lips and teeth, from the gap between every inch of his teeth to the root of his tongue.The man held the back of his head with his hands and leaned him against his body.

"Well……"

He was let go just before he could suffocate.The emperor blushed, and shaved his lips, which were still breathing in the fresh air, with his fingers.

"All you breathed in just now was carbon dioxide," he said.

Zhou Xun: ...

He blushed and rubbed his shaved lips with the back of his hand.The emperor saw the moist water above and looked up at the sky.After a long time, Zhou Xun said softly: "You and Chu Yunkuo learned it again?"

Emperor: "Huh?"

It took the emperor a while to realize that Zhou Xun seemed to have turned up the dark history of his cronies.He quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no, of course not!"

Zhou Xun: "Huh?"

Emperor: "This time it's really not..."

He touched his nose, very guilty.

The first date between the two was messed up, which could not be separated from the guidance of Chu Yunkuo, the ancient love dog head master.Zhou Xun didn't say anything after returning home. After a few days, when the atmosphere between the two was just right, he spread his palms and handed a bunch of crumpled notes to the emperor who was trying to do something to him...

Zhou Xun: "Be more domineering? Huh?"

emperor:……

The emperor looked at the note at that time, confessed everything with a very guilty conscience, and retracted his little hand.

Later, the emperor complained to Chu Yunkuo for a while, and Chu Yunkuo scratched his head when he heard the words, very helpless: "Your Majesty, brother, you can't blame me for that, who told you that your guy is too smart?"

emperor:……

Chu Yunkuo: "Honestly speaking, it's really difficult for your family to suddenly bring up old accounts during intimacy."

... It was also at this time that the emperor discovered that Zhou Xun of his family usually looked very gentle, cold, well-behaved, and pretty.

...Actually, it seems, a little bit.

... black belly?

...And it's still the kind of black belly that can make people's blood suffocate temporarily when things come to an end.

After that, Zhou Xun very gently ignored the emperor for a month—it was hard to describe if he said he hadn’t, after all, he didn’t refuse when the emperor came to his house, and he answered whatever the emperor asked him. .The emperor and he are going to walk hand in hand...

He also walked with him, holding hands.

Can……

He is a majestic emperor, why does he vaguely feel that between him and Zhou Xun, it is Zhou Xun who controls the field? !

The emperor glanced at the other party's lips that were a little red from the lack of oxygen just now, and looked up at the sky again.

... Autumn is over and winter is coming.The emperor pondered for a while, and decided to use a normal-sounding question to make himself appear less obscene... Yes, obscene, he was quite afraid that he would appear obscene...

"Then what." The emperor hesitated for a while, and said, "Winter is here, is it cold in your yard?"

Zhou Xun listened to him and stopped flipping through the book.He glanced at the room and said: "The emperor left a lot of charcoal fire."

Emperor: "Oh..."

... I knew I would not give so much charcoal fire.The emperor muttered something in his heart, and after a while, he tried again: "Then usually, you read here alone, is it cold?"

"Has your majesty forgotten? A few days ago, your majesty bestowed me with a thousand gold fur."

Emperor: "Oh...then where is this suit now?"

As soon as the emperor said this, he wanted to slap himself in the face.

...Damn it, this conversation is too cowardly, too distracting, too unmanly!

Zhou Xun stared at the flash of remorse and remorse in the emperor's eyes, and his own lips curled up: "I'll ask Lian Rong to bring it."

Lian Rong honestly brought the Qianjin Qiu.That fox fur was made of whole silver foxes, it was worth thousands of gold, it felt soft and delicate to the touch, and it looked flimsy, but it was extremely warm.

Zhou Xun put it on, and when he breathed, the fox fur on both sides of his cheeks lined his jade-white chin, trembling and trembling, making people want to touch it to see if it was really his. As soft and fluffy as imagined.The emperor stared at the fox fur for a long time... yes, he was looking at the fox fur... not the chin and the jade white ears buried in the fluff...

After a long time, he said: "Oh, it's very beautiful."

Zhou Xun smiled at him: "Fox fur is pretty."

Emperor: "Then..."

Until he came out of Zhou Xun's mansion, the emperor had no face to say the phrase "then you are cold when you sleep".The emperor stood on the ground, heartbroken, and looked at the sky.

So are you cold when you sleep?

So are you cold when you sleep?

He repeated this over and over again in his heart, distraught.Xiao Lizi greeted him at the door with a lantern, saw the emperor came out and stood beside him in a daze, and said, "Your Majesty, shall we go back to the palace?"

The emperor reflexively said, "Are you cold when you sleep?"

Little Li:? ? ? ?

Little Lizi glanced at the emperor in horror, then tremblingly at Zhou Xun's residence...

emperor:……

"What do you think Zhou Xun's mansion is doing?" The emperor said angrily, "What's the matter, are you afraid of him? Who is your master? What are you thinking? Do you think that I am being suppressed by him, huh? ?”

Little Lizi: "The slave has been wronged!!"

Emperor: "Hmph!!!"

He was incompetent and furious for a while, and then left with tears in his heart, with a broken boy's heart.