I fucked a natural dumb student

57.

Su Xinglan was stunned for a while after hearing the word crutches. He took out his mobile phone to look at the purchase records, and found that the title of the product included trekking sticks and old man's crutches. The most expensive and the most versatile.

Although Su Xinglan is dumb, he also has the human instinct to avoid evil and seek good fortune.

He glanced at Xia Anze who was about to throw his cane on his head, and replied, "It's a trekking stick."

"Tsk." Xia Anze poked the crutch on the ground unhappily, "Forget it."

He glanced at Su Xinglan, who was full of resentment, and thought: Originally, I wanted to climb the mountain together hand in hand, so you can get me a walking stick, it will really work.

But she pretended to be weak or not, and now she couldn't say that she was fine, so she could only walk up with the crutch.

58.

While walking, Xia Anze touched a raised button near the front of the cane, which was round and slippery.

He touched it a few times, and finally couldn't resist his curiosity, and couldn't help pressing it down.

In the next second, the piercing "beep-beep-beep-" sounded throughout the entire mountainside, and everyone's eyes were focused on Xia Anze.

Xia Anze was so frightened that he staggered, and subconsciously threw the barking stick towards Su Xinglan.

Before Su Xinglan could react, he saw a huge crutch flying towards him in the next second. He quickly took a step back to avoid it, and reached out to catch the crutch.

With red faces, the two pressed their crutches indiscriminately, and finally silenced the siren.

Xia Anze held the crutches in one hand, covered his beating heart with the other to slow down for a while, looked at Su Xinglan from the side, and asked word by word: "This, and, is, what, what?"

Su Xinglan was also startled by the sudden voice. Hearing Xia Anze's question at this time, his heart felt chilly. His mind automatically filtered the product pages he had just seen, and locked on the key words—the emergency alarm button, the best way for the elderly at home. Intimate care.

59.

Su Xinglan froze for two seconds and fell silent.

"Huh?" Xia Anze leaned forward and looked at Su Xinglan: "Aren't you talking?"

Su Xinglan turned her head stiffly, not daring to look at Xia Anze: "I don't know either."

Xia Anze looked at Su Xinglan's Wuyin movements and expressions, and walked around Su Xinglan slowly with his crutches.

Su Xinglan became even more stiff, almost as soon as Xia Anze took a step, he took a step around, so he didn't dare to look at Xia Anze's face.

"Hmph." Xia Anze knocked on the stone steps twice with his crutches, and suddenly shouted: "Su Xinglan! What is this!"

"Old—" Su Xinglan was taken aback by Xia Anze's suddenly raised voice, and he was led to a corner by the explosive desire to survive at the beginning of the sentence: "Old brand trekking poles!"

Xia Anze pointed at Su Xinglan, stared at Su Xinglan till he broke out in a cold sweat, and said after a while, "I'll spare you this time, let's go, keep going."

Su Xinglan knew that she had escaped a catastrophe, so she nodded obediently: "Okay."

60.

Xia Anze also felt a little tired when he reached the top of the mountain. He hadn't gotten up early for a long time, and he was a little bit overwhelmed and hungry at this time, so he called Su Xinglan to stop for a rest.

Naturally, Su Xinglan had no objection. He took out a newspaper from his bag and gave Xia Anze a cushion to sit on. He also took out a few chocolate bars, small snacks and sports drinks and handed them to Xia Anze.

Xia Anze took them one by one, and only then did he know what was in Su Xinglan's bag.

He sat cross-legged on the ground, crutches resting on his lap.

Xia Anze ate a chocolate bar, and began to feel bored again, holding his crutch to look left and right.

There are five or six buttons under the handle of the crutch, Xia Anze looked at it for a long time but couldn't figure out what's the use.

Curiosity killed the cat, Xia Anze must be the cat who died thousands of times and still continues to be curious.

He touched here and there, refusing to stop for a moment.

Su Xinglan followed suit and pointed to one of the round buttons: "Flashlight."

Xia Anze: "Huh?"

Su Xinglan said, "I remember, this is a flashlight."

"Oh." Xia Anze pressed it without hesitation.

61.

It is indeed a flashlight.

Still looks like a particularly expensive colorful flashlight.

The one that changes color automatically.

62.

A beam of white light lit up in front of the handle, hitting Xia Anze and Su Xinglan's faces straight, and changed color after two seconds.

Red, yellow, orange, purple, blue, green, and white are changing in turn, getting faster and faster, and it really looks like a daytime disco under the sun.

So bright you can get up and dance anytime.

Xia Anze swore that no bar or KTV he went to could create such a fascinating atmosphere.

The colorful lights shone on Xia Anze's face, making his face also colorful.

"Su Xinglan, I'm quite surprised." Xia Anze looked up at Su Xinglan with a half-smile, and pressed the button of the flashlight.

He wanted to say something, but he tilted his hand and pressed the button below.

63.

A few birds flew away from the tree with a plop, leaving behind endless screams.

The cane on Xia Anze's feet was singing passionately: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky! Let me keep you with my heart!"

There was a young man passing by, and he answered in a confident tone: "Stay here!"

Xia Anze: "..."

He raised his eyebrows and pressed the button on the right, and the crutch automatically cut the song: "You are my little apple!"

Another young man passed by and said, "I can't love you too much!"

Su Xinglan: "..."

Xia Anze turned off the song, "There are quite a lot of songs in the library, are you good at choosing?"

Su Xinglan dared not speak.

Xia Anze asked: "What other functions? Let's talk about it together."

Su Xinglan obediently pointed to another button: "FM radio." He said slowly, "It's safe and entertaining, and I'll give you the most intimate protection."

Xia Anze: "So this is a crutch?"

Su Xinglan struggled for two seconds, but the dead duck said stiffly, "Alpenstock."