I fucked a natural dumb student

1.

Xia Anze had a comfortable long vacation, and the moment he stepped into the school gate suavely, his eyelids began to twitch wildly.

As the old saying goes: the left is good and the right is bad.

But Xia Anze's eyelids jumped from left to right, and then from right to left, it's really not a good omen.

Xia Anze was just about to reach out to press his eyelids, when he received a call from his bad friend Ye Qi, who seemed to have installed radar: "Xiao Zeze~~"

After a holiday, Xia Anze suddenly couldn't accept Ye Qi's name with a 180-turn ending.

2.

Ye Qi was an acquaintance, when the freshmen had just started, and the two of them met for the first time, Ye Qi started calling Xia Anze like this, all the way from freshman to now.

Xia Anze has such a nice name, and it is more suitable to match his good-looking face, but Ye Qi led him to the wrong end.

The beautiful sunflower from the art department suddenly became Ozawa, and Xia Anze was shouted until his hair fell out like crazy.

Xia Anze knew that there was no way to correct it, but he still couldn't help but retort: ​​"Don't call me like a eunuch, why, you know your father and I have returned to school, you want to treat me to dinner?"

Ye Qi: "No, I'm here to tell you some exciting news!"

3.

An old fritter like Xia Anze, once he heard Ye Qi's tone that there was a high probability that it would not be a good thing, he asked, "You finally blew up the dormitory?"

Ye Qi hahaha twice, and the gloating voice came from the phone: "It's not me, it's the undergraduate dormitory that exploded, the firefighter came to check and said that the firefighting failed, that building needs to be renovated collectively, they don't have a dormitory to live in .”

As a contemporary college student who doesn't have a few illegal electrical appliances, he laughs at Ye Qi, who can't cook but loves to try, will fry the dormitory sooner or later. He didn't expect that the crow's mouth would be fulfilled in the undergraduate dormitory.

Xia Anze: "Then I want to pity them, so what about the exciting news?"

Ye Qi's tone was excited, and Xia Anze's scalp tingled inexplicably: "Think about where they should live if they don't have a dormitory? You don't know—"

4.

Xia Anze pushed open the door of his dormitory while listening to Ye Qi's words. Before he entered, he saw a shirtless man standing with his back facing him by the side of the bed that had been vacant. nas.

The man was changing his clothes, raised his hands up, and raised his back in a perfect arc.

With wide shoulders and narrow waist, the grooves of the spine were submerged in the jeans, Xia Anze subconsciously looked down, and what he saw was the long legs with unfathomable proportions.

5.

Xia Anze subconsciously wiped his nonexistent nosebleed, thinking who wanted him to make a principled mistake and let such a person come to his dormitory.

Xia Anze is a natural gay, since puberty, his sexual fantasies are men.

He didn't know that he was different from others, until he secretly watched pornography with the boys in the class, and he didn't react at all.

It's not like he didn't panic, and subconsciously went to talk to an adult, and his father said: "Like is gender-neutral."

His mother added next to her: "Whether you are looking for a man or a woman in the future, remember to find a good-looking one."

Color control is a family inheritance, and it is really hopeless.

6.

The man turned his head when he heard the voice, half of his face was exposed under the incandescent lamp, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, his nose was as sharp as a peak, but the corners of his mouth were slightly tensed, wondering if he was dissatisfied with Xia Anze's sudden intrusion.

Xia Anze was stunned for a while, and Ye Qi was calling his name on the phone without hearing a response after talking for a long time.

Xia Anze could already guess what Ye Qi was going to tell him, hung up the phone neatly, then pulled his suitcase into the door, and closed the door again.

When Xia Anze turned his head, the man had already put on a T-shirt and was looking at him, as if waiting for him to speak first.

7.

Xia Anze's face-controlling attributes immediately became a problem, and his heart beat like a drum.

Uncommonly embarrassed, he cleared his throat silently, and smiled at them, his brows and eyes curved into crescents, half of his little canine teeth were exposed, a little mischievous: "Hello, my name is Xia Anze, a graduate student of fine arts."

Seeing that the other party was a little tense, he added: "Are you from the undergraduate dormitory that was blown up?"

Usually Xia Anze's signature smile is invincible regardless of whether the opponent is male, female, old or young, but this time he finally hit the nail on the head.

The man's jaw was still tense, he looked at Xia Anze and nodded, followed Xia Anze's self-introduction template and said, "Hi, my name is Su Xinglan, a sophomore in marine biology."

8.

Difficult.

Xia Anze thought: I've talked to death, I can't pick it up.

But he was still worried that he would not get used to it when he first arrived, so he racked his brains to find a way to talk: "Your things have been moved here? Do you want to help?"

Su Xinglan turned her back to make the bed, and said in a cool voice, "No need."

Xia Anze: "Oh."

Xia Anze really didn't know what to say other than oh. After a while, he felt that the atmosphere was quiet and awkward, and asked again: "Why did you move here? It should be quite far away from your class, right?"

Su Xinglan sat on the edge of the bed, looked at Xia Anze, and said a little longer this time: "Fortunately, there are bicycles." After he finished speaking, he went back to answer the first question: "The professor stuffed me in, saying The environment of the temporary dormitory is not good.”

Xia Anze felt that they were like primary school students holding a class meeting, asking and answering with the teacher, "Professor?"

Su Xinglan had no expression on her face, and her voice was also very cold: "Yes."

Xia Anze bit the bullet and chatted with Su Xinglan for a few more words, and finally let out a "tsk" and looked at the sky silently. There is really no way to continue the chat today.

He glanced at Su Xinglan, and felt that although the other party was good-looking, he had always had a dark face, and there was no way to save him from becoming a fairy.

9.

Ye Qi called again to save Xia Anze from the dire straits.

Xia Anze didn't even have time to wait for Ye Qi to finish speaking, so he kept shouting into the phone: "I'm going to find you right now, just wait!"

Even though it was his own dormitory, he had to find an excuse to slip away.

Xia Anze said to Su Xinglan as if his butt was on fire, "I'm leaving!" He turned around and ran away.

10.

Su Xinglan sat quietly, watching Xia Anze rush out the door, her reaction was a bit slow, she was two beats behind before she whispered, "Goodbye."

Xia Anze ran away, but didn't hear.