What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

If Mi Dao is a danmaku.com, then his face must have been covered with "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh——".

He was kissed by his super-aggressive emperor!Kiss ah ah ah!

Wait, wait, wait... why?Doesn't Qi Zhao like the protagonist? !

The system also checked the data in surprise, and said speechlessly: "Host, you have set Qi Zhao's favorability too high."

Mi Dao felt that she was probably hit by a pie falling from the sky.

Mi Dao looked excited: "System Dad! If this is the good luck you wish me, I will love you for 1 years!"

The system has nothing to love: "Oh, the 18R plot has started, please host... Oh, pay attention to the character design..."

So Mi Dao, who didn't want to struggle at all, struggled happily, trembling all over: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty... this is out of place—"

"He An, you betrayed me." Qi Zhao interrupted him coldly.

Mi Dao's heart ached from his gaze, she hurriedly shook her head and said, "Slave, did you not..."

"You betrayed me!" Qi Zhao shouted angrily, trembling with anger, almost gnashing his teeth, slamming each word, "Liu and An!"

"No! Your Majesty! Slave...slave..." Mi Dao begged and denied, with tears rolling out of her eyes.

"You clearly promised me! You clearly said it!" Qi Zhao's red eyes showed a trace of pain, "You are clearly my property!"

After finishing speaking, Qi Zhao kissed him again, with a brazen and domineering action, as if he wanted to vent all the desires he had accumulated for many years.

He severely suppressed all Mi Dao's struggles, picked him up horizontally, swept away the memorials on the desk, and put him on the desk.

Mi Dao was powerless to resist, and was already incoherent: "Your Majesty... slave, Your Majesty... this is not proper..."

Qi Zhao looked down at his flushed cheeks filled with pain, his wet eyes filled with resistance, Qi Zhao's eyes became redder, and the anger in his heart grew stronger.

"Immortal?" Qi Zhao sneered, stretched out his hand to pinch his chin, his hoarse and low voice was full of tyranny, he said angrily, "I am the etiquette!"

So, Mi Dao spent the happiest night in the past ten years together with his Li Fa.

·

The next day, because Qi Zhao was going to court, he got up early in the morning, leaving Mi Dao alone in the quilt to sleep soundly, and no one in the bedroom dared to come in to disturb him.

Mi Dao woke up naturally when she fell asleep. After waking up, she stared at the ceiling in a daze for a long time, and then said, "Hehehe..."

system:"……"

Mi Dao: "Really! Dad, I didn't say..."

System: "Please don't say that."

Mi Dao: "No! I must say, the 'Little Cucumber Growth Culture Solution' I have worked so hard on is really great! I have to tell you, twenty! Definitely twenty! I feel pushed Stomach!"

System: "..." Ah, its head hurts.

Mi Dao: "Really, I highly recommend it! If you want to drink it, I can make it for you."

System: "No need."

Mi Dao: "Hey, brother, whoever we are with, you are welcome, hahahahaha."

System: "..." Who is your brother!Who is polite to you!I really want to hit someone...

Mi Dao lay down for a while, and after feeling that her waist was not so sore, she decided to get up quickly before Qi Zhao went down.

However, when he sat up, he found that his eunuch's uniform had been torn away on the way from the study to the dormitory, and it was thrown on the ground in pieces, like balls of rags.

Old Mi Dao blushed: "Oh, was it so intense last night? Hehehehe, I don't even remember..."

System: Spicy chicken host, exploded on the spot.

Just when Mi Dao was struggling with how to go back to her room, the door of the palace was pushed open, and Qi Zhao, who was wearing a dragon robe, strode in.

Mi Dao looked at Qi Zhao's handsome face, and accidentally remembered this guy's sexy expression last night when he was sweating from the exercise.

Fuck! AWSL...

The door of the palace was closed behind Qi Zhao, and no one outside had the courage to look inside.

Qi Zhao walked up to the dragon couch, with his hands behind his back, and just looked at Mi Dao who was sitting on the bed blankly, without saying a word, but his eyes slowly swept across his body, and he suddenly remembered him last night. The intoxicating taste of crisp bones made Qi Zhao's back feel hot, and his throat moved up and down.

Mi Dao trembled, slowly got off the bed, and knelt on the ground: "Long live Your Majesty."

Hearing that his voice was so hoarse, he froze, lowered his eyes, and coughed a few times in a low voice.

Qi Zhao said coldly, "Look up."

Mi Dao had no choice but to look up at him, her heart pounding, thinking that his Majesty wanted to make him blind.

Qi Zhao looked at the person in front of him, his eyes darkened a little, he clenched his fists and asked, "What's the relationship between you and Prince Duan?"

There was no need to ask these words, Qi Zhao had already found out the identities of Liu and An.

But what he wanted to know was not that.

He just wanted to know who this person's eyes were looking at, and who was in this person's heart.

He wants this person to look at himself, think about himself, think about himself, and everything belongs to him.

Thinking about it is going crazy!

But Mi Dao narrowed her eyes and said: "The prince is the master, a slave, just a slave." Well, he was telling the truth.

After hearing his truth, Qi Zhao sneered: "'Farewell to the school, it's like three autumns, I'm fine, I wish you don't read it with Brother An', Liu Hean, you have such a personal relationship with him, but still Do you want me to believe your words?"

After hearing what was written in the letter, Mi Dao's expression changed immediately.

Seeing him in a daze, Qi Zhao narrowed his eyes suddenly, and said coldly, "Liu He'an, I want Qi Yun to die."

"No, Your Majesty!" Mi Dao suddenly shouted, grabbing Qi Zhao's hem.

When Qi Zhao heard him shout like this, his heart immediately became angry.

He flicked the hem of his clothes, squatted down on one knee, reached out and grabbed Mi Dao's chin, and lifted it up, forcing Mi Dao to look at him.

Qi Zhao could clearly see the panic in his eyes, see the water vapor hanging from his long eyelashes, and feel more clearly that this person couldn't stop trembling when he touched him.

With his trembling, Qi Zhao's back scales were wiped away!

"You care about him very much." Qi Zhao almost gritted his teeth and said this sentence.

"That's not the case!" Mi Dao explained eagerly with a hoarse voice, "Your Majesty, the prince is a minister of meritorious service. If your majesty grants him death, how will all the courtiers treat your majesty? Your majesty is wise, please think twice... "

"Shengming?" Qi Zhao repeated the word, with a hint of sarcasm in his tone, he leaned close to Mi Dao's cheek, breathing on his lips, "Liu He'an, you know, in this world, only You are the only one who hopes for my sage's enlightenment!"

After Qi Zhao finished speaking, he hugged Mi Dao horizontally, and pressed it down on the dragon couch again.

Last night, Qi Zhao had already tasted the essence, and felt that the calmness and self-control of the past few years was simply a joke.

Too many desires drowned him like a tide, as long as he was in front of this person, he couldn't hold it at all.

Mi Dao trembled with excitement, so excited that he was about to cry.

So he cried and said: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

Qi Zhao bit his ear, his voice was low and aggressive: "Liu He'an, you don't want to?"

Willing, willing, willing!He is so willing!Very willing!Mi Dao almost wanted to say back to Qi Zhao, "Come quickly! Don't take pity on me!".

system:"……"

But Mi Dao couldn't express his excitement that he was about to cry with joy in this way, so he had no choice but to turn his head away, avoid Qi Zhao's bite, his eyes were moist, and he said in a hoarse voice: "How dare I, my slave... can get the grace of Your Majesty's rain and dew!" , is the blessing of the slave... the slave... I am so grateful..."

Hearing his sarcastic words, Qi Zhao squeezed his cheeks hard, his thin lips moved slightly: "You deceive the emperor!"

Bully you!He was telling the truth!Mi Dao hoped that His Majesty would make him feel grateful again.

Mi Dao couldn't escape his shackles, and couldn't speak.Oh, the joy that couldn't be conveyed really made him extremely anxious.

Mi Dao's tears kept flowing out and onto Qi Zhao's hands. At this moment, he just wanted to say a word to Qi Zhao——

Don't stop! ! !

As if hearing Mi Dao's inner cry, Qi Zhao stepped down again, his eyes darkened menacingly: "Liu He'an, whether you like it or not, you have to remember that you are my property."

Mi Dao burst into tears: Thumbs up.jpg

Well done!

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For the next two days, Qi Zhao didn't go to court and dried the rice beautifully.

Afterwards, Mi Dao lay on the bed with a lollipop in her mouth, feeling like a salted fish whose soul ascended to heaven.

Mi Dao: "All, really, I'm so happy."

system:"……"

Mi Dao: "I am very satisfied, I am very happy, I feel that my whole body is living in the sun, surrounded by blooming flowers, my soul has been sublimated, and my spirit has been purified. Do you know? What is 'ten' Years grind a gun’, I feel that my efforts in the past ten years have been fully rewarded at this moment.”

System: "You can shut up and kiss."

Mi Dao: "No! You can't close it! Only by opening it can you know the fruit of my hard work..."

System: "Beep—beep—beep—if the host continues, the 18R plot system will default to you skipping it."

Mi Dao froze for a moment, startled: "Fuck, there's more in the back! Hahahahaha, I'm so happy..."

System: "..." No, this stupid son can't have it anymore.

After that, Mi Dao was locked in the bedroom by Qi Zhao, and all his clothes and things he wanted were sent to this hall by the servants, and Xiao Liuzi took care of daily necessities and daily necessities.

So every time she looked at Xiao Liuzi, Mi Dao couldn't help showing a kind and friendly smile.

Mi Dao said to the system: "I will never be jealous of Xiao Liuzi again. Even if he has thousands of lovers with eight-pack abs, he can't compare to my Majesty. I am content and happy, and I live in happiness every day." I am a kind person with a heart full of kindness. Because I heard that the longest of Xiaoliuzi's lovers is only fifteen."

System: "..." Guapi.

In this way, when Qi Zhao went to court, Mi Dao slept; when Qi Zhao met courtiers, Mi Dao slept; when Qi Zhao read in the study, Mi Dao slept; when Qi Zhao went to bed at night, Mi Dao finally woke up, Then the two sleep in various ways.

After sleeping for two or three days, Mi Dao finally pulled himself together and got up from the bed.

Mi Dao: "I think, if I don't think about the script, I might die."

System: "Hehe."

Judging from the current situation, Emperor Qi Zhao's favorability value must have been all added to Liu He'an. In this way, the emperor's CP will no longer be established, and the HE ending of "extremely human minister" is of course impossible to be accepted. The main character came out.

When Mi Dao thought of this, she felt a little happy, as if the male god she had a crush on had an official match, and that official match could be anywhere, and she had no chance at all, so she had no choice but to guard from a distance, and blessed with tears.

But she never expected that, in a sudden turn of events, the male god actually confessed his love to him, and a thrilling little black room plot was also attached...

Relying on this kind of thing, it's very cool to think about it!

Mi Dao looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey, I want to experience it in my lifetime!"

The system's indifferent face: "Aren't you experiencing it?"

Mi Daoyun calmly said: "You don't understand the pain of playing a dead house and mother's solo."

system:"……"

After accidentally robbing the male god and having a happy sex life, Mi Dao finally began to worry about the future of her protagonist's son.

Judging from Qi Zhao's attitude towards him, the relationship between the emperor and CP has definitely collapsed.

Not to mention trust, Mi Dao seemed to think that Qi Zhao wished to kill the protagonist, even if it was the previous cooperation, it was probably a last resort.But now, Zheng's boss has been defeated, and the protagonist has lost his use value. If the protagonist, Kilometer, still grasps these key forces, it is impossible for Qi Zhao to keep him.

Therefore, if he wanted to start again without deleting the file, Mi Dao thought about it, and felt that he could only find a way to add a yellow robe to his son, so as to achieve the ending of "The King's Landing".

But Mi Dao has always hoped that the protagonist will develop towards the ending of "an extremely human minister", so Qi Yun's various values ​​at this time are very suitable to become a "subject" rather than an emperor.

Therefore, in order for the protagonist to embark on the road of a coup d'état, Mi Dao must find a way to pass him a step and come up with a plot that is reasonable and preferably does not affect his own sex life.

system:"……"

Mi Dao swayed back and forth in the bedroom, and accidentally saw her super pretty face in the mirror.

Mi Dao: "Damn dad! I just thought of a good idea to grab with both hands and be hard with both hands!"

System: "...what do you want to do?"

Mi Dao: "Of course I want to do it!"

system:"……"

Mi Dao immediately said, "I! Liu He'an! Starting today, I will be a peerless enchantress who will bring disaster to the country and the people!"

System: "What? What chicken?"

Rice: "..."

To be a good witch who will bring disaster to the country, the specific operation is as follows:

First, singing and singing every night, fascinated the emperor, and the emperor never went to court early;

Second, blowing the wind around the pillow, inciting the emperor to carry out tyranny, and making the people's lives miserable.

In this way, the protagonist can take this opportunity to win over the forces in North Korea and China, and has a legitimate reason for the uprising.

Mi Dao: "Father, you can praise me now."

System: "Ding! Reminder: If the host crashes the avatar, the game will delete the file and restart."

Mi Dao: "... blah blah."

In the next few days, during the busy and fulfilling days of eating, sleeping, sleeping and being slept, Mi Dao finally found an opportunity to write a letter. It was sent out, and it was in the hands of the protagonist Qi Yun.

What was written in the letter was very suitable for Liu Hean's personality. He only said that he had a good life in the palace and told the prince not to miss him. Once, he expressed his long-cherished wish to reverse the case for the Liu family and help his father get rid of the crime.

Sure enough, a few days after the letter was sent, the previous dynasty changed.

That day, when Qi Zhao was still meeting with the minister in his study, Xiao Liuzi secretly ran over and told him that his godfather, Eunuch Zhao, had heard something important when he followed the emperor to court:

Several veterans of the Left Party of Duan Wang's faction suddenly jointly signed a request to play, saying that they wanted to overturn the case of Xu Zuoxiang ten years ago, and they also wanted to seek justice for Mr. Liu and his relatives.

Xiao Liuzi said that his godfather specially asked him to tell Mi Dao, because the emperor's expression turned ugly after hearing the request and having a private chat with Duan Wang.

So that night, Mi Dao saw Qi Zhao walking in front of her with that so-called "ugly" face.

Qi Zhao coldly threw down a memorial, squinted his eyes and said coldly: "Liu He'an, do you want to leave me?"