What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

After kneeling down several times, an old minister came forward to read out some rules, blew the emperor a rainbow fart, and then the riding and shooting ceremony officially began.

I saw the colorful flags fluttering and the loess flying on the school field. The soldiers rode fast horses and performed various actions on the horses. Mi Dao couldn't name the scientific names of these actions. Anyway, I felt that this was like a monkey stealing a peach. , that one looks like an old tree with twisted roots, and there are some like Guanyin sitting on a lotus, an old man pushing a cart, an Italian chandelier...

Seeing the difficult poses put out by these young and strong bodies, Mi Dao felt very happy, and even blushed a little with excitement.

Mi Dao: "Ah! I want to praise these beautiful bodies, they bring me happiness!"

system:"……"

After a while, a row of targets was erected far away in the school yard downstairs. The targets were so small that even squinting could not see clearly.

At this time, Mi Dao saw Qi Yun standing up amidst talking and laughing, and modestly said "I'm showing my ugliness", while putting on the silver helmet that matched the armor, and went downstairs.

Mi Dao asked the system: "Is my son going to shoot those targets?"

System: "Yes."

Mi Dao: "It's amazing. After reading for so long, I still haven't become short-sighted. Did he secretly learn eye exercises behind my back?"

System: "Don't worry, you are too heavy for him to carry."

Mi Dao had an aggrieved face: "You obviously called me 'Qing Qing' last time, why did you lift up your trousers and deny recognition?"

The system froze for a moment: "When did I call you 'Qingqing'?"

Mi Dao: "That night you said to me on the bed, 'Wow, Qingqing, you are awesome! Is there anything else you need, Qingqing?'."

System: "...you don't need to distinguish front and back nasal sounds."

Mi Dao: "Then you still can't distinguish between polyphonic characters! Huh, Ba Diao Wuqing, it turns out that what you are greedy for is only my body!"

System: "Spicy chicken."

Mi Dao: "Spicy chicken rebound! biubiubiu!"

System: "..." The system suddenly felt that being more serious with this hot chicken host was indeed a hot chicken.

While Mi Dao was molesting the system, a eunuch came over with a kettle.

The eunuch took a look at Mi Dao's line of sight, rolled his eyeballs, and said with a smile: "Prince Duan is really imposing and imposing, no wonder even Brother An, who is always pure-hearted and ascetic, looks straight at him. "

As soon as Mi Dao turned her head, she saw Xiao Liuzi with a smirk on her face.

This little Liuzi was the little eunuch Mi Dao got along with better when he was on duty at Fanying Hall.In recent years, there has been a big change of servants in Fuming Palace. Eunuch Zhao heard that Xiao Liuzi had a good relationship with Mi Dao, so he specially transferred him from Fanying Palace to be Mi Dao's companion.

This kid is a shrewd, tactful, long-sleeved and good dancer. He has eaten in the Fuming Palace only two years after he came here. Not to mention that he recognized Eunuch Zhao as his godfather, and even found a new one in the palace with eight-pack abs. The guard's little brother is a lover, and his sex life is so nourishing.

Mi Dao's real name made a voice of "envy".

Hearing Xiao Liuzi teasing him like this, Mi Dao's face became hot, and he quickly took the kettle in his hand, put it on the small stove and said, "What's wrong with you, why don't you go and see if the emperor's tea is finished?"

Xiao Liuzi glanced at the emperor who was sitting obliquely in front of him watching the ceremony, then looked left and right, sneaked up and asked, "Brother An, do you actually like Prince Duan?"

Mi Dao's hands trembled, and she was so excited that she almost knocked over the cup.

it is good!He is indeed the child chosen by him!To be able to understand the deep meaning of his perfect acting skills!What a malleable talent!

So Mi Dao hurriedly said to his malleable talent, "Don't talk nonsense."

Seeing him shaken, Xiao Liuzi smiled even more and said: "Hehe, no wonder you said no to the maid I introduced to you, and you said no to the lover. I thought Brother An that you admired the emperor, but I don't look like it. It turned out to be like this."

Mi Dao was making tea, and said: "What is this and that, the imperial court is serving you, how can there be so many words?"

After finishing speaking, Mi Dao made the tea and was going to replace it for Qi Zhao.Xiao Liuzi was fanning the small stove at the same place, her expression that was originally laughing became serious.

Mi Dao went to Qi Zhao's seat to change the teacup, and just after changing, there was a burst of cheers from the audience.Mi Dao glanced at it, and it turned out that it was Qi Yun riding a maroon BMW on stage.

According to the numerical value, Qi Yun's force value is only in the early [-]s, neither high nor low, but at least it is enough for self-protection in an assassination.

Holding the bow in his hand, Qi Yun galloped past the targets, drew feathered arrows from behind and shot them one by one.

Judging by Qi Yun's posture, he should have practiced it. He ran down a lap, and although he couldn't hit all the bull's-eyes, he didn't miss the target anyway, so the melon-eaters burst into applause in a very embarrassing way.

After watching it, Mi Dao commented objectively: "It's not me, I'd rather see him push a cart with an old man."

system:"……"

Mi Dao stroked his chin and thought seriously: "Otherwise, Guanyin can sit on the lotus. The Italian chandelier is a bit difficult, and I have to explain to him what a chandelier is..."

System: "Beep——"

Seeing that Qi Yun ended up like this, and didn't even show off a monkey stealing a peach, Mi Dao had no choice but to withdraw his eager eyes, and sighed very regretfully.

However, just when he turned around and was about to go back to continue making tea and making pastries, when he looked up, he saw Qi Zhao looking at him with an unkind expression.

Rice: "...?"

Qi Zhao narrowed his eyes.

His mood at this time can be described as terrible.

The scene he saw when he climbed the building earlier made him secretly angry, and he was full of thoughts about when and where these two met each other, and why they were able to get along so well, but what he saw just now, It made him even more angry!

He watched him come to the front because of Qi Yun's exit, watched him staring at those archery targets expectantly, watched his face flushed with excitement because of Qi Yun's shooting posture, watched him Sighing with regret...

The fire in his heart suddenly burned like this, and when he was blown by the cool wind on the high platform, it spread like crazy. The raging fire burned all over his limbs and bones, burning his whole body in rage.

Why was Qi Yun able to make him show so many different expressions?Why has he been looking at Qi Yun? !

I forbid.

I don't allow it!

The only one who can make him like this is obviously himself!

Qi Zhao quickly stood up from the throne, his fists clenched harder than stones.Eunuch Zhao, who was waiting on the sidelines, saw him and hurried forward and asked, "Is Your Majesty going to end?"

Qi Zhao nodded coldly, turned around and walked up to Mi Dao with only one step.

Seeing Qi Zhao's posture, Mi Dao wanted to follow him down to serve him, but Qi Zhao stood still in front of him, staring at him fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "You stay here, let me take care of you!"

After speaking, Qi Zhao turned and went downstairs.

All the adults and eunuchs upstairs stared at Mi Dao blankly, Mi Dao looked innocent: "..."

Just, who's going to tell him what happened?

After Qi Yun finished shooting the target, he got off his horse and was about to go upstairs to have a look again, when he suddenly saw the emperor who was going downstairs at the top of the stairs.

Qi Yun quickly nodded and said, "Your Majesty."

But how could he think that the emperor had a sullen look on his face, and his eyes were full of threats, and Qi Yun trembled when he saw it, so that he thought that he had not behaved well just now, and accidentally angered the King of Hades.

The emperor snorted coldly, and without saying a word, he went directly to the school grounds, which made Qi Yun confused, so he had to go upstairs first.

After climbing upstairs, Qi Yun saw that the accompanying adults had already gathered around the fence, stretching their necks and waiting to see the majestic appearance of the emperor. Seeing that it was King Duan coming, they all boasted a few words and gave way front row position.

Qi Yun thanked him all the way, and just as he walked to the front, he saw the backs of Liu and An Muran in front of the railing...

Qi Yun was taken aback by his unusual behavior, took two steps forward, and saw Mi Dao standing blankly with a horrified face, looking at the dust flying in the school grounds, not daring to move at all .

"Eunuch He, what's the matter?" Qi Yun asked.

Mi Dao said: "The emperor asked the servant to stay here and watch carefully..."

Qi Yun: "???"

Qi Yun, who didn't know what to do, glanced at the adults around Mi Dao, who nodded their heads hastily.

Qi Yun: "..."

Mi Dao was also in a daze, and saw that the archery target placed far away in the arena had not been replaced, and even the feather arrow that Qi Yun had just shot up had not been pulled out.

In an instant, only the thunderous battle drums were heard, and when the horizontal door opened, a solo rider shot out like an arrow.

I saw Qi Zhao wearing a golden armor, guarding against the strong wind and black steeds, splitting the night like purple lightning, sweeping across the battlefield with lightning speed.

He draws and draws the bow faster than phantoms, and the strings and arrows whine like sharp blades.

After running together, Qi Zhao pulled the reins, and the steed's front hooves hung in the air, and after neighing, it fell back to the ground steadily.

For a short moment, the wind calmed down and the sand cleared, only to see that the twenty targets that Qi Yun shot just now were all broken and laid neatly on the sand.

Taking a closer look, the snow feather Qi Zhao shot actually forcibly split the long arrow left on it into two, twenty of them, all of which were exactly the same.

There was no sound in the school grounds, the melon-eaters were all dumbfounded, and Mi Dao's legs were so weak that he almost lay flat on his back.

Fuck ahhhhhhhhhhhh!This is too aggressive ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

At this time, Qi Zhao rode over with a haughty face, raised his head and glanced at Huayang Tower.

His gaze stayed on Mi Dao's face for a moment, and he hummed softly in his heart, "Stupid eunuch", and then fixedly stared at the person standing beside Mi Dao, his eyes narrowed slightly, showing an extremely provocative look look.

When Qi Zhao looked at Qi Yun, Mi Dao said that he understood, not only did he understand, but he was so excited that his blood almost spattered on the spot.

"Tongzi Tongzi! There are only four words written in Qi Zhao's eyes: I am more aggressive than you! I am more attacking than you!!! Is there any?! It's strong! It's strong! Fuck the emperor! CP, I blow it up!!!"

The system has a headache.

Mi Dao clasped his hands together: "Thank you for the hospitality, I am full of dog food."

So, since Qi Zhao came back from work that day, Mi Dao praised him severely, and made him so big that there is no heaven and earth, the two reconciled and roughly returned to the original mode of getting along.

I just don't know why Qi Zhao sometimes looks at him a little strangely, even aggressively. He seems to be exploring something, and he seems to be suppressing something.

Mi Dao couldn't figure it out, so she lamented every day that the child had grown up and had his own little thoughts.

system:"……"

As the plot of the previous dynasty continues to advance, the completion of the script has reached 70%.

Mi Dao repeatedly confirmed the various values ​​​​of the protagonist Qi Yun, and after seeing the emperor and the CP sticking together every day to do things in the court, Mi Dao felt that she had seen the dawn of the smooth clearance of the game.

Sure enough, not long after, Mi Dao heard that something happened in the previous dynasty.

Zheng Guogong's son was convicted of a felony for corruption and bribery, and Zheng Guogong was sick for several days, and in the past few days, the emperor issued an edict, and the high-ranking officials who were attached to the Zheng family were convicted and sacked. The Zheng family, who had been relatives for 20 years, collapsed.

Hearing this news, the Empress Dowager Zheng was furious, but she tried to break into the Fuming Palace many times but failed, and was finally put under house arrest by Qi Zhao in her own bedroom, and all the faces raised by the Empress Dowager were also expelled from the palace.

When Mi Dao heard the system say that the completion of the script had reached 80%, he felt that the next 20% of the plot should have nothing to do with him.

Because in the original plot of "HE Ending: Extremely Renowned Minister", after the emperor CP teamed up to overthrow the Zheng family, he established a very deep socialist brotherhood. The protagonist's trust.

Therefore, the protagonist can be said to have a golden finger in the court, and the emperor allows him to do whatever he wants to do, such as the last small plot of using the drought to control the remnants of the relatives.

Mi Dao thinks that the focus of the last 20% should be on the rest of the small plot. It will take a few months at most. After the protagonist is revealed, the emperor will entrust a large area to the protagonist, and then he can start HE .

Xianyu Midao said: "Oh, I'm so laid back."

System: "Oh."

Mi Dao: "However, I still feel that it's a pity that I didn't become black back then."

System: "Why?"

Mi Dao: "Because he's blackened, he can hook up with the little guard brother! Do you know how much I envy Xiao Liuzi? I'm telling you, I saw his little Gong this afternoon. Although he is not very handsome, But those muscles, those long legs... oh, I'm so sore, I'm going to turn into a lemon whale, woo woo woo."

system:"……"

Mi Dao: "Tong, you said that I am so good-looking, so why didn't the guards take a fancy to me? To be fair, there can't be only one time in the dark plot, right? The characters I made for Liu Hean are above. That’s not how it was written, I clearly wrote about events such as binding ‘beep—’, props ‘beep—’ and wild ‘beep—’, why haven’t I encountered it once?”

The system just wants to take out this person's brain and clean it well.

Just when Mi Dao was puzzled, Qi Zhao sent someone to call him over.

Mi Dao was a little confused when he heard the edict. Although it was already dark, it was not time for Qi Zhao to go to bed.

Mi Dao asked the system: "Why is Qi Zhao calling me over now? Shouldn't he be happily cultivating friendship with my son?"

The system said: "You are going to fall off the horse."

Rice: "???"

System: "Qi Zhao discovered the correspondence between you and the target person."

Rice: "..."

System: "Good luck dear."

Mi Dao: "Damn!"

——What kind of experience was it when your immediate boss found out that you had an affair with his wife?

Mi Dao: Thank you for the invitation, I will go to experience it soon, and I will answer if I come back alive.

In this way, Mi Dao stepped into Qi Zhao's study.

Qi Zhao was the only one standing in the study, and the other servants had already been sent out by Qi Zhao, and the room was so quiet that even a needle dropped on the ground could be heard.

Mi Dao walked behind Qi Zhao, and said respectfully, "Your Majesty."

Hearing the voice, Qi Zhao turned around and threw a letter and a book directly on Mi Dao's body, his tone was as cold as if he had been frozen in an ice cellar: "How long have you been communicating with him?"

Mi Dao knelt down immediately, and saw clearly that the words on the letter were Qi Yun's handwriting, and the book on the side was the collection of poems that Qi Yun promised to give him last time.

Normally, when Mi Dao received Qi Yun's letter, she would always burn it after reading it, but she didn't expect that this letter would be intercepted by Qi Zhao directly.

Oh, it's cool... Mi Dao suddenly felt that she might not survive to go back to answer the question.

Qi Zhao looked at him in a panic, the blood in his eyes instantly dissipated, and a violent and murderous anger emanated from his whole body.

With a gloomy face, he gritted his teeth and said, "Get up."

Mi Dao's heart was beating wildly, and she felt that her legs were already stiff. As soon as she stood up, she saw Qi Zhao's eyes were red, and he stretched out his hand to him like a raging beast.

Just when Mi Dao thought Qi Zhao was going to strangle him to death, Qi Zhao pressed him into his arms and bit his lips hard.

Rice: "!!!"

The author has something to say: Hang Bai: "Today and tomorrow, all comments in chapter v will send out red envelopes~"

Qi Zhao: "Well, I have commented on them all."

Mi Dao: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"