What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

Rice rice was really shocked.

What about random system? !

According to the urine nature of the system, shouldn't there be a random national male average? !

Looking at Xiao Jiangxing, Mi Dao couldn't even produce the emotion of jealousy. After all, the gap between people is too big. His only thought now is...

dad!Please start the 18R story as soon as possible!He is ready!Thanks!

System: "..." Goodbye.jpg

After watching Xiaojiang Xing, Mi Dao felt that he would not be able to sleep. While washing his hands, his mind was full of tiger and wolf words, and he could drive whatever he saw——

For example, a large bathtub that can accommodate two adult men, such as a washstand that sits on it at just the right height, such as a large mirror that can reflect half of the bathroom, such as the shower gel on the stage that can be used for lubrication, such as Towels of the right length can be used for binding, and another example...a comfortable and earthquake-resistant double bed, ah, it should be good on the carpet, and it can also be on the window sill!

Mi Dao thought about it and felt that he was about to stand up, but he couldn't stand up, so he took a deep breath and slowly returned to the room.

Jiang Xing was sitting on the other side where Mi Dao lay on his stomach just now, giving up his original sleeping place to Mi Dao.

He was holding his mobile phone and browsing something by the bedside lamp.

In such a scene, Mi Dao originally wanted to get excited, but when he saw his own body leaning there, he suddenly calmed down a lot.

Mi Dao: "Father, fortunately, my body has changed. If Xiao Xing himself was sitting on the head of my bed like this, I might pounce on him..."

System: "May I help you call Yaoyaoling to surrender?"

Mi Dao: "..." No, no need.

Hearing the movement, Jiang Xing raised his head and looked over. He put down his phone, his eyes were warm and soft: "Are you going to sleep? Senior."

Mi Dao felt that if she woke up again, she would have a heart problem, so she nodded and said, "Well, go to sleep."

Mi Dao tremblingly lay on Jiang Xing's bed, tremblingly said good night to Jiang Xing, tremblingly fell asleep with his back to Jiang Xing, tremblingly smelled Jiang Xing's smell, listened to Jiang Xing's shallow breathing, and then...

He was asleep and still snoring softly.

System: "..." This spicy chicken host is hopeless.

Mila Chicken didn't know how he fell asleep, but he not only fell asleep quickly, but also had a very happy dream.

He dreamed that he hugged Jiang Xing with his own body, and Jiang Xing also hugged him.

Jiang Xing looked at him intently, with deep and heavy nostalgia in his eyes, which almost made him drown in it and never come out for the rest of his life.

He didn't let go of the man in his arms, and kept calling "Xiao Xing". Jiang Xing seemed to be taken aback for a moment, his gaze became deeper, he cupped his cheek, and rubbed his lips with his thumb.

He didn't hear what he said again, and he smiled a little silly, and then he was kissed very hard, the corners of his lips and tongue were numb, as if floating on the clouds.

In a daze, he heard Jiang Xing say to him: "Senior, wake up quickly."

Rice: "..."

no no no!How can this be!

What a rare dream!Let the child sleep for a while, ball ball, woo woo woo...

However, Mi Rice still woke up.

Mi Dao: "..." He was too difficult.

The 8 o'clock mobile phone alarm clock that I set by myself is ringing.

Mi Dao looked at his hands, it was still Jiang Xing's body, it was still fresh and clean after a night's sleep, and the pajamas were still the same pajamas, but he always felt that something had changed, and it seemed that nothing had changed.

Mi Dao turned off the alarm clock, turned around and looked back, Jiang Xing was not there, replaced by the sound of water from the bathroom shower.

Mi Dao sat up in fright, her old face blushing: "Fuck! Jiang Xing is washing my body!"

System: "...you will be red-locked if you do this."

Mi Dao was shy and nervous: "What to do, what to do, he has seen me all! Will he say that he will be responsible for me!"

System: "Calm down, you are all men."

Mi Dao suddenly lost: "...Then it's fine if I take responsibility for him."

System: "Hehe."

Before Mi Dao was excited, Jiang Xing came out of the wash. He was wearing Mi Dao's white and orange home clothes, and he was a little silly.

Jiang Xing looked over and didn't say he was responsible, but his expression was slightly apologetic: "Senior, I'm sorry, I'm used to getting up and taking a shower, don't you mind?"

Mi Dao hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, you can do whatever you want, anyway, I don't mind if you're both male... I just don't know when I can change it back."

Jiang Xing nodded, didn't say any more, but found a set of his own clothes from the closet, and asked Mi Dao, "Do you want to do the laundry too, senior?"

Mi Dao's physique is cold, and he doesn't sweat much. Although he usually takes a shower before going to work or going out, he is usually too lazy to move when he can stay at home during the holidays, not to mention that he is very dry today. ...

I don't know if it's because of Jiang Xing's physique.

Mi Dao shook her head, took Jiang Xing's home clothes, and planned to just change clothes: "I didn't sweat... don't you usually sweat when you sleep?"

Jiang Xing paused strangely, then smiled and said, "Occasionally."

Mi Dao was going to pretend to be more frank, but he didn't avoid Jiang Xing. He took off his shirt, and he looked down, but was stunned.

There is a shallow scar on Jiang Xing's chest, from the shoulder to the abdomen, it seems that it should be a long time ago.

Mi Dao asked Jiang Xing, "How did you get this injury?"

Jiang Xing looked over and responded lightly: "I had a car accident when I was young."

When Mi Dao heard it, she felt her stomach ache: "Hiss—are you all right? Has there been any impact?"

Jiang walked to the side of the curtain and responded, "It's all right, there are no sequelae."

Mi Dao felt relieved and got dressed: "That's good... such a big wound, does it hurt?"

Jiang Xing opened the curtains and turned around, only to see the morning sun slanting in and falling on Mi Dao's body, a thin layer of light made the person in front of him look like a little sun.

Jiang Xing's eyes became gentle, and he smiled and said, "It doesn't hurt anymore."

Mi Dao nodded, looked at Jiang Xing again, and frowned: "Then you... what happened to the corner of my mouth?"

Mi Dao saw that the lips of her body seemed... a little bit red and swollen?

Jiang Xing froze.

Mi Rice asked, "Are you allergic? Have you eaten anything? I'm actually a little allergic."

Jiang Xing pursed his lips: "Well, maybe, I'll find some medicine and rub it on."

Mi Dao said: "If it's serious, remember to go to the hospital... Oh, and see a doctor in Jersey."

Jiang Xing nodded and walked out of the room: "Okay, senior, go wash up, I'll make breakfast, it will be ready soon."

Mi Dao stepped down and went into the bathroom, brushing her teeth while staring at Jiang Xing's face in the mirror.

Mi Dao: "Dad, is this Jiang Xing I made myself?"

system:"?"

Mi Dao: "I didn't even know that Jiang Xing had a chest injury..."

The system was quiet for a while and said, "I'll check it for you."

A few seconds later, the system said: "The various data of the game character Jiang Xing are consistent with the values ​​stored in the database."

Mi Dao gargled: "What do you mean? Speaking human language?"

The system thought for a while and said, "You...may be generated based on Jiang Xing's real data. The system has detected that Jiang Xing's real database is completely open to this game in reality."

Mi Dao was stunned and almost missed the toothbrush.

Although the game Mi Dao designed based on "My Life" is for internal testing, the specific content is still kept secret from Jiang Xing and the others. It will not load all his own real data into it.

So it stands to reason that this game has no reason to be able to obtain access to Jiang Xing's real database. At most, it can only use the company's public database...

Mi Dao's heart beat a little faster: "It's Jiang Xing...Is it the permission granted by Jiang Xing outside the game?"

The system replied: "I don't know."

Mi Dao: "How could you not know!"

System: "I'm just a system. As long as the passcode is correct, the database can be used. I can't judge who gave the authorization."

Mi Dao was silent for a moment, then asked again: "Father, why am I locked in the game?"

The system seemed to sigh: "This is the 1132nd time you have asked me this question, and the answer is still the same: I don't know."

Mi Pao stopped talking.

The system didn't dare to make a sound.

After Mi Dao was quiet, he spit out the water in his mouth, rinsed the glass and put it aside: "Dad, if you get more data, will the generated characters be more like real ones?"

The system said: "Theoretically, the more sample data we have, the more accurately we can simulate human speech, deeds and thinking in reality."

Mi Dao scratched her head: "No wonder I think this Jiang Xing is so 'Jiang Xing', so it is like this... Damn!"

system:"……?"

A drop of sweat dripped from Mi Dao's forehead: "If the data is true, then this..."

Mi Pao trembled and unbuttoned her belt.

Mi Dao: "Damn it! I really want Jiang Xing to be my boyfriend!!!"

System: "..." Sigh.jpg

Mi Dao went to the restaurant blushing and heart beating after going to the toilet, and had breakfast with Jiang Xing. Everything she saw was indescribable.

Mi Dao calmed down and finished the meal. Mi Dao didn't remember what he ate, but it was quite delicious. I didn't expect Jiang Xing's craftsmanship to be really good.

Today is Saturday, there is no need to go to work, the two are sitting in the living room, ready to discuss how to live the next day.

Jiang Xing put out his notebook and opened a document for Mi Dao to read: "I have found all the research cases related to body swapping, and I have compiled all the contact schemes that have been proven effective in the research, but there is no one for body swapping. length of time.

"The research says that it is because of personal physical problems. Different people do different things, and the recovery time is not certain. But the only thing that is certain is that the deeper the contact, the longer the recovery time. There is a positive correlation change.

"I recorded it. Our situation is roughly: the handshake only recovered for about half a minute, and the hug was from 28:58 to [-]:[-] last night, exactly two and a half hours..."

Mi Dao was stunned when he heard Jiang Xing Balabala say something.

all cases?all literature?There are almost a hundred contact plans listed, right?

Mi Dao looked at it and asked Jiang Xing: "Your work efficiency is too high, when did you organize it?"

Jiang Xing's fluent explanation got stuck.

Rice: "?"

Jiang Xing responded unnaturally: "...I got up earlier."

The author has something to say: Jiang Xing’s unpublished records:

(23) Sharing the same bed—feasible, but due to the impact of Articles 19 and 25, the specific recovery time cannot be determined.