What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

System: "Ding! The body swap was successful, the script completion rate +2%, and the current script completion rate is..."

Mi Dao: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

system:"……"

Mi Dao was in a bad mood, and she was so excited that she didn't know what to say.

Mi Dao: "Dad! I beat Jiang Xing! I got Jiang Xing's tofu!!!"

System: "... Congratulations."

Rice noodles tears in the heart.oh!He really likes this game!

Rice didn't move for a while.In front of him was Jiang Xing's beautiful collarbone; in his hands were Jiang Xing's broad shoulders; under his body were Jiang Xing's tight abdominal muscles; on his legs, on his legs... hmm?

Ok? ? ?

Little Mi Dao's heart was pounding, and she couldn't even speak: "Dad, Dad..."

System: "What?"

Mi Dao was very excited: "Xiaoxing...how did he stand up?"

The system's indifferent face: "Are you sure you didn't change your body to him after you stood up?"

Mi Dao thought about it for a while, and suddenly felt that what the system father said made sense, after all, it seemed a little bit...

Mi Dao: "It's cold, what if he finds out that I'm being hard on him? I won't expose it, right?"

System: "Give him the blame."

Mi Dao: "Oh huh..." Strange knowledge has increased.jpg

Mi Dao is a good boy, he cleverly decided to follow his father's advice, so he lay still on his stomach, waiting for Jiang Xing to ask him why he was so hard, and then blamed others.

As a result, Jiang Xing didn't ask him.

The clock in the house rang "cha, cha, cha".

Instead, there is a heartbeat faster than a second.

The body under him seemed to be getting hotter and harder, and the forearm supporting Mi Dao's waist was stiff, showing no sign of moving.

Mi Dao's voice was as quiet as a mosquito: "Xiaoxing..."

Jiang Xing was silent for a moment: "...um."

Rice is quiet.

Jiang Xing didn't speak either.

Mi Dao's fingers twitched slightly, her voice a little hoarse: "It's back..."

Jiang Xing seemed even more dumb: "Yes."

Mi Dao wanted to continue to say something, but didn't know what to say.

He couldn't get up from Jiang Xing, and Jiang Xing didn't let him go.

Time seems to pass quickly, but also seems to be very slow.

The heat of body temperature was ironed through the thin summer shorts, and the rice was so hot that he raised his head slightly, but unexpectedly, he met Jiang Xing's sight.

Mi Dao's heart chugs.

A little bit, I can't help but want to move forward...

The breathing of the two people is mixed together, getting hotter and more chaotic...

The bell rang suddenly, it was Jiang Xing's cell phone.

Mi Dao was stunned for a moment, then quickly got up, opened the distance between Jiang Xing's lips, and went to get the phone to him: "Your phone number."

Jiang Xing propped himself up and sat up, his Adam's apple moved secretly, he didn't speak, picked up the phone and listened for a while before saying: "Okay, let's go down right away."

Mi Dao turned off the lights, Jiang Xing packed his luggage, and the two went downstairs quietly.

After Mi Dao got into the car: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The system wants to turn off the mute.

Old Mi Dao's face was flushed red: "Damn it, I almost kissed him!"

System: "If you kiss, there will be a surprise."

Mi Dao: "What a surprise!"

The system dog smokes: "BE branch line is on."

Mi Dao: "...What kind of spicy chicken script is this?"

System: "You didn't set it yourself. If you don't reach the favorability level, if you force it down, you will be BE."

Brave Mi Dao sighed: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have written any small fresh love scripts! I should have written a love action game from the beginning to the end of 18R!"

System: "dog head.jpg"

There was little traffic on the way back, and he soon returned to Jiangxing's high-end apartment.

When Jiang Xing first moved here, five members of their creative team came here to hold a party, saying that it was to celebrate Jiang Xing's housewarming, so Mi Dao also came to Jiang Xingjia once.

Jiang Xing's house is a bit too big for him to live alone. It is a full 150 square meters. The decoration style is simple and capable, and the color tone is cold.As soon as you enter the door, there is a shoe cabinet storage room on the left, a dining table in front of the right obliquely, a kitchen on the left, and a living room and a large south-facing balcony with a guest toilet.

The room is inside, and Mi Dao remembers that there are two rooms, a small one specially used for programming and testing game equipment, which is the same large holographic game cabin as the one in the company's test room, and N display screens are installed. The master bedroom is spacious, with only a large bed, a large bathroom with a bathtub on one side, and a semi-open space, which is used as a study.

At that time, Mi Dao saw that this kid could actually buy such a house in the bustling area of ​​S City, and he bought a big lemon abruptly.

Mi Dao sat on the sofa, drinking the water Jiang Xing poured for him, and it was almost eleven o'clock.

Jiang Xing tidied up in the room for a while, then came out and said to Mi Dao, "Senior, you can sleep in the room, I have already tidied up."

Mi Dao asked, "Then where do you sleep?"

Jiang Xing said, "I sleep on the sofa."

Mi Dao couldn't help laughing: "There is no way to let the master sleep in the living room. You sleep in your room, and I sleep on the sofa."

Jiang Xing looked at Mi Dao for two seconds and said, "Then senior, you can sleep with me, anyway, the bed is big enough."

Mi Dao choked, and screamed in her heart: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Fuck he will be hard!He can really be hard!

However, just before Mi Dao could refuse, Jiang Xing slowly raised the corner of his mouth, showing an elusive smile: "The senior also said, we are all men anyway, you won't mind, right?"

Rice: "..."

Yes yes yes yes!Well, well, well!

So in order to meet tonight's challenge, Mi Dao quickly rolled into the bathroom to take a shower before she really stood up.

After taking a bath and solving her physical problems, Mi Dao successfully entered the state of a sage.

He stood in front of the big mirror on the washstand, looking at his face, feeling like he hadn't seen it for a long time.

When Mi Dao created the game world, he recorded all his real information, so as long as there is information about him in the game, it is basically the same as him in reality.

The face in the mirror was small, a little baby fat, but white and well-proportioned, as clean as a cloud.His facial features are not very three-dimensional, but his eyes are big, with obvious double eyelids, and he looks innocent and harmless, like a student who has not been out of society. If he wants to go to a bar, the store has to check his ID card.

Yao Zexi told him that the old driver had a child's face, and the goods were not the right ones, it was a lie.

Although the flesh on his face is a little fleshy, he is not fat, and his body is even thinner, with a thin layer of muscles attached to the bones, and his waist is thin and flat with no visible abdominal muscles.

Mi Dao has always felt a little sad about this, and once aspired to develop eight-pack abs, but in the end this dream came to naught in the overdue fitness card.

Mi Dao stared at the mirror, twisted her butt, looked at it for a long time, and then said, "That's great, I'm still so handsome!"

system:"……"

Mi Dao: "Dad, do you want to compliment my beauty?"

System: "Hurry up and put on your pants, hot eyes."

Rice: "..."

Mi Pao was aggrieved, got dressed and went to the bedroom.

Jiang Xing just finished tidying up the closet. When he heard the movement, he glanced at Mi Dao, and quickly turned away: "Senior, half of the closet has been vacated, and your clothes can be hung in it."

Mi Dao glanced at her suitcase spread out on the ground: "Ah yes, thank you."

Jiang Xing said again: "Then I'm going to take a shower. If the senior is sleepy, you can go to bed first."

Mi Dao responded to him: "Yeah."

After speaking, he watched Jiang Xing walk out of the room.

Mi Dao put the clothes into the closet, looking at half of Jiang Xing's clothes and half of her own clothes in the closet, she blushed.

Mi Dao sat on the bed, looked at the two pillows on the two-meter bed, her mind was full of indescribable, her old face continued to blush.

Mi Dao: "Dad, nothing will happen later, right? No way? No way?"

System: "Well, no."

Mi Dao: "...Really not?"

System: "Really not."

Mi Dao pursed her mouth: "..." Oh, so sad.

The sad Mi Dao lay down on the bed with her mobile phone, intending to continue to clean up the photo album, but this time she lay down, but she seemed to be lying on the place where Jiang Xing usually slept.

The smell belonging to Jiang Xing immediately wrapped him up, Mi Dao paused, turned over, and buried himself in the pillow.

Mi Dao said sullenly, "Dad."

System: "What are you doing?"

Mi Dao: "I knew I should have licked more just now."

System: "Beep——"

When Jiang Xing came out of the shower, he saw rice and rice lying on his bed like pancakes.

He stopped and stood at the door for a long time.The water in her hair dripped onto her shoulders.

When Mi Dao looked back, she was almost taken aback: "Washed?"

Jiang Xing walked in like a normal person after wiping his hair, smiled and said, "Well, it's finished."

Mi Dao hurriedly sat up cross-legged: "Come on, take a fingerprint."

Jiang Xing walked over and sat down, looked at the mobile phone that Mi Dao handed over, and covered it with his fingers.

It took a little time to enter, Mi Dao smelled the same shower gel on Jiang Xing as himself, and there was always the charming atmosphere of two people going to do something next, which made his mouth dry.

Seeing water dripping from Jiang Xing's hair, he hurriedly changed the subject: "It's getting late, dry your hair quickly."

Jiang Xing recorded his fingerprints and responded softly: "Yes."

Mi Dao said again: "I may grab the quilt when I sleep at night, don't mind."

Jiang Xing's eyes were full of smiles: "It's okay."

After Mi Dao saw that the fingerprints were recorded, she retrieved her phone and tapped casually while smiling and said, "It's been a long time since we got back this time, maybe we won't do it again tonight."

Jiang Xing wiped his hair, looked at Mi Dao from the gap between the towels, his eyes swept from his smiling lips to the collarbone exposed by his neckline, his Adam's apple twitched, and he responded in a low voice: "Yes."

Mi Dao's ears were burned by his subwoofer, and he couldn't help raising his hand to scratch, but he couldn't hold the phone firmly, and it fell directly under the bed in front of him.

Mi Dao let out a "hey" and rushed to rescue him. Jiang Xing was afraid that he would fall and reached out to grab him.

Their eyes met again, and the distance was so close that their breath could pounce on each other's lips.

Mi Dao's eyes dimmed when he saw Jiang Xing, and the abyss seemed to suck him in...

System: "Ding! The body swap effect is over."

Mi Dao looked at her face: "..."

Jiang Xing looked at his face: "..."

Facts have proved that milk cannot be messed with.

Mi Dao coughed lightly and sat up, not knowing whether it was an impulse or a simple urgency to urinate, he picked up his phone and put it on the bed, got up and said, "Then I'll blow my hair." Then he fled to the bathroom like a fly.

Jiang Xing saw the person running away, picked up his phone, and saw Mi Dao's face on the screen that was turned off.

He sighed, resting the phone against his forehead.

Mi Dao closed the door and was silent for two seconds: "Ah—"

System: "Beep——"

Rice: "..."

System: "Disturbing the people."

Mi Dao: "...I didn't really shout out."

System: "Hmph, who cares about you."

Mi Dao was aggrieved and Balady planned to go to the toilet first, but the hand that unbuttoned his trouser belt froze.

Fuck!Is he going to use Jiang Xing's body to go to the toilet? !

This...then...can he see...

Mi Pao was strangely silent for a while.

He remembered that when he created the character, because he didn't know about Jiang Xing's news, he chose to let the system randomize. At that time, he just wanted to write a small and fresh love script, so he didn't think about those things that couldn't pass the review.

In terms of small size, it should not be small, because the body feels a little heavy, but it depends on how big it is...

Rice: "..."

It's over, I'm so curious.

Mi Dao struggled for a long time, and finally comforted herself: there are three urgencies in people, and it’s not good to be overwhelmed. Besides, he didn’t untie his belt to watch Xiao Jiang’s trip, he just wanted to go to the bathroom.

Um!right!That's right!He just went to the toilet purely!

Mi Dao untied the waistband with peace of mind, then looked down:

"Fuck!!!"

The author has something to say: When Jiang Xing used Mi Dao's body to go to the toilet——

Jiang Xing: "...very cute."

Rice: "Convex!"