The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Since the Three Obediences and Four Virtues have become the code of conduct for women since the Song and Ming Dynasties, although the protection and equality of women's rights have been basically realized through the efforts of feminists in later generations, and even the state has revised many laws on the protection of women's rights and interests, but the Four Virtues It is still the standard for most contemporary men to choose their wives.

"Three obediences": Obedience to the father before marriage, obedience to the husband after marriage, and obedience to the son after the death of the husband.

"Four Virtues": Women's Virtue, Women's Words, Women's Appearance, and Women's Attack.

This is the standard requirement of Confucian ethics for women's morality, behavior and self-cultivation throughout their lives.

Times are changing, society is progressing, and people's thinking is also changing.With the rise and development of the feminist movement, more and more women have broken free from the shackles imposed on them and stepped onto the stage of society, the country, and even the world.

Not to mention the distance, let’s talk about the 12 highly educated women on Wuling Mountain, the obvious sexism and double standards of the boys, can they bear it?

Must not!

Just when they were about to throw cucumbers, cabbage, raw ribs and other ingredients at the boys to vent their anger, the president who borrowed pots and pans from a nearby rest station came back.Because good men don't fight with women, the boys originally planned not to fight back, so they straightened their waists and let the girls beat them up and vent their anger. When the backbone came back, you immediately finished the matter with one word and one sentence. Fully explained.

The chairman smiled and listened the whole time, thinking that it was a big deal, he patted the boy next to him, and walked to Yuanhua in two steps.

"Girls are born to be pampered. I will not ask my future lover to be able to cook well. I hope that she can't cook, and then just hire a nanny. In case she is scalded and cut when I don't know Injury, this hurts me to death."

The chairman's words seemed to be addressed to all the girls present, but his affectionate eyes were always fixed on the inpatient tweed.

Fuck!Your family is rich, so you can afford a nanny. Of course, you don’t have any pain in your back when you stand up and talk!In this case, you can still pick up girls, gain popularity, and gain favor!Also drunk!

I don't say how big the shadow area is in the boys' hearts at the moment, nor how bitter they are.Anyway, most of the girls nodded in satisfaction at what the chairman said.Who doesn't want to be able to marry a rich man and not have to do housework, cook, or raise children every day.

Carlos, who had been standing on the side, covered his face directly, but the president was very good at it.However, the problem of dinner remained unresolved.

Sighing, he took a step forward.

"I think that both men and women should learn to cook. It doesn't matter how good it is, as long as they can fill their stomachs. Not for anyone, but for the sake of taking care of themselves even if they are alone."

What Carlos said made the female compatriots who were still praising the president collectively shut up.And the boys also had a thought of introspection.

Indeed, a person's life is not always smooth sailing. If one is wandering outside alone, if one recedes a bit, there is nothing to be done. Can he still go to restaurants every day?

That's not realistic.

Seeming to find that the atmosphere was a little stiff by himself, Carlos raised a smile.

"Let me cook dinner. Friends who are confident in chopping vegetables and will not harm themselves, please sign up to be assistants. If you drag on, it will be dark. Well, Mr. President, there are 26 of us. This wok is too small. It takes at least three pots of cooking to eat one dish, can you change it to a bigger one?"

The good impression he had finally built up was shattered by the other party's words, not to mention other people, but the fiery eyes that Yard Hua looked at that person after hearing those words made him feel uncomfortable, and now he is pointed out that he must be prepared Improper frying pan, he was really stuffed, and this young master has never cooked, so being able to tell the difference between a frying pan and a soup pot is already pretty good, dare you not be so demanding!

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him anymore. Under the command of Carlos, both men and women worked in an orderly division of labor. Therefore, the frustrated chairman had to go to the rest station with the pot he just borrowed. go.

There are three stoves, one for cooking soup, one for cooking, and one for steaming rice.

There are mostly boys in the team, and they basically eat animals. The meat brought up the mountain accounts for half of them, and there are only four fresh ribs that have been cleaned.Let the friend who volunteered to cut the ribs divide two of the ribs into four sections, and Carlos began to choose the ingredients needed for the rib soup from the vegetable basket.

I don't know which beauty's resentment caused Carlos to dig out an arm-long papaya among a large pile of fruits and vegetables.This is the rhythm of breast enlargement even at picnics. Pineapple always understands the obsession of beautiful women with their bodies. It also happens to be spring, and it is indeed time to pay attention to moisturizing dryness, nourishing liver and detoxifying.

Immediately, he picked out the papaya and handed it to the courtyard flower who had been helping him all the time.

"Peel, remove seeds, and cut into large pieces, is that ok?"

"no problem!"

Yuanhua took the papaya and knife with a serious face, and squatted down by the trash can with a determination to complete the task.Silently applauding the aura of the courtyard flowers, Carlos dug out the various spices in the seasoning bag and put them in a handy place by the stove.

"Didn't you buy cooking wine and vinegar?"

The classmate who was mainly in charge of purchasing seasonings shook his head blankly, what kind of wine is cooking wine?Do you have to drink wine for cooking?Well, seeing the bewildered expression of the other party, Carlos gave up hope.He came to his backpack, and took out a small bottle of cooking wine and vinegar from the carry-on list by covering up.

Thanks again for my group goods attribute.

He planned to boil the soup first, a pot of soup would take at least two hours to cook, and cooking and steaming rice within two hours would be more or less the same.When he returned to the stove, he saw that the little friend who had been given the small task of dividing the ribs into sections was bowing his waist, holding the ribs with one hand, and holding a bone chopping knife in the other... gently sawing.

Covering his face again, Carlos stepped forward and patted the opponent's shoulder, and took the big knife.

"This is not a saw. Without the saw teeth, the bone won't break until the next day. You don't need to be too gentle. Just look at the position, keep the knife vertical, and chop hard."

As if confirming Carlos' words, after the sound of "bang——", the shabby sound of bones breaking surprised the friends who were working nearby. They saw that their male god's smile was still gentle, but the hand that was shining with cold light The big knife and the crisply broken ribs on the chopping board seemed to be crying about some brutal atrocities.

"Understood?"

Facing the smiling face of the male god, the little friend trembled in his heart, always feeling that if the answer was that he didn't understand, the one lying on the chopping block would become himself.

Tremblingly, he took the big knife that was still warm from Carlos's hand. The little friend was not in a happy mood, but extremely heroic, and he must not let down the trust of the male god!This baby doesn't want to die yet!

Although there were bumps and bumps in the process, the dinner preparation was still on the right track. While chattering and discussing Carlos' cooking skills, the girls were unfamiliar with carrots, cucumbers, and potatoes under the guidance of nerds. Peeling, dicing, and shredding, the boys did the hardest and most tiring work, such as carrying water, watching the fire, and blowing on the fire.

In the beginning, they prepared two paper fans. Want to use two paper fans to blow fire and stir-fry vegetables during a picnic?Don't even think about it, Carlos finally took out a small hair dryer with batteries.Once again, I refreshed my friends' cognition. From my own mouth, I learned that their male god is a fanatic of outdoor survival activities.

Everything makes sense.

To be honest, Carlos's mysterious mountaineering bag is covered by a systematic carry-on list, which contains all kinds of miscellaneous things. This is not unusual, but other friends can also play it. It was an eye-opener for Carlos.

The ham sausage and apples from peaches, the papaya from a certain beauty, no one has come to claim the papaya yet, and then the Coke brought by a certain boy, Carlos didn't let go of any of them, and used them all for cooking.

After more than an hour, Carlos completed several large dishes under the adoring eyes of his friends: papaya rib soup, ham sausage and taro stewed rice, potato stewed chicken, fried steamed pork ribs, egg fried cucumber, vinegar Shredded potatoes, fried pork slices with fungus and radish, Coca-Cola chicken wings, shredded apples, etc.

Carlos deliberately used cooking wine, garlic, and onions throughout the cooking process because he was worried that the friends who were camping for the first time would be prone to stomach upset.

Unknowingly, Carlos forcibly raised the standard of mate selection for the women on the scene. You don’t have to be handsome, after all, not everyone can have the shocking appearance of their male gods; you also don’t have to be tall, after all, Asians Most of the physical fitness is not as good as that of Westerners; in the case of insufficient congenital conditions, you can rely on acquired efforts.

You see, he is a male god, his appearance is immaculate, his figure is immaculate, and his studies are top-notch. In the past few months, he has always been the number one winner of various painting competitions on the school bulletin board. The male god is still not satisfied, learning cooking and guitar, with a gentle and considerate personality.

Climbing mountains and ridges without panting, playing with pots and pans!

This has directly transformed from a campus male god to a national husband!

Just after Carlos conquered the girls present with his superb cooking skills, during dinner, the rest of the male friends who were still envious and jealous completely knelt on the delicious dishes, shouting shamelessly, propose!ask to marry!

If it's Carlos, it seems acceptable to be gay right away!

It took nearly two hours to prepare the dinner, but it only took 20 minutes to eliminate the dinner. Not to mention the food, even the soup dregs were not left. The power of the five-star chef directly made the girls temporarily Forget about weight and figure, let boys temporarily forget about the so-called ladies first and gentlemanly demeanor.

Carlos is also very satisfied to see everyone giving face so much. What better way to show the skill of a chef than liquidation?

The pleasant meal time is over, the boys are responsible for cleaning the pots and bowls, and the girls are cleaning the scene. It is already night, and the starry sky that is usually invisible at night in the city is clearly displayed above the head.

Lying on the comfortable grass, looking with both eyes, the dark blue is close to the black dome, dotted with twinkling stars, in the nostrils is the local smell of burnt wood, the fragrance of green grass mixed with soil, besides the laughter of the partners The casual conversation is the faint chirping of insects and frogs in the grass not far away.

Tents of different colors formed a large circle. After sorting out personal affairs, everyone gathered around the campfire to chat and play small games.Every smiling face in the firelight can become a precious portrait in the future memory.

"Ah-"

The temperature difference between day and night on Wuling Mountain is relatively large, the people are beautiful, and even sneezing is picturesque. Yardhua covered her nose lightly in embarrassment, and sneezed softly and gracefully.Carlos' Tao Zi, who was separated from her, happened to be rummaging through her hiking bag. When she heard Yard Hua sneezing, she hurriedly took out two thin blankets and handed them over.

"Uh, no need...Ah Choo—"

Before the words were finished, it came again.

"Just put it on, don't catch a cold."

Carlos stood up while talking, filled two cups of boiling water in the boiling water pot, and stuffed them into the hands of Yuanhua and the little fat girl beside her.Seeing that the other party accepted her blanket, Tao Zi grinned stupidly, and stuffed the other into the chubby girl's arms.

"Bought new, absolutely clean! Wrap it up!"

Unexpectedly, the little chubby girl smiled at Tao Zi for the first time, although she was always a bit malicious.

"It's better for you to wrap it up. You don't have much meat on your body, so don't be brave. I have fat all over my body, so I can keep warm."

As a person who is often spoken badly by her roommate, Taozi doesn't care about what the little fat girl says, and stubbornly stuffs the blanket into her hand.By the way, he took out another blanket from his backpack and neatly wrapped himself into a ball.He has a big smile.

"Hey, I still have more! When I was preparing things, I forgot to ask the nerds, so I brought three copies of everything, you wrap it up, don't be too polite, it's all extra anyway."

No wonder the national husband is required to help with the backpack when going up the mountain! by Yard Flower, Little Fat Girl

"Uh, thank you then!"

Not being polite to him, the little fat girl decisively wrapped herself up too.

"By the way, male god, your culinary skills shouldn't come from the New Oriental Cooking School?"

Holding the hot water under a blanket, the little chubby girl regained her spirits, and immediately shifted the topic to Carlos.

"No, because I have lived alone since I was a child, and I am a foodie, so I also like to study recipes while learning cooking, and it has been like this for a long time."

As if she couldn't tell that she had such a good figure as a foodie, the little chubby girl who was also a foodie watched Pineapple Attack from beginning to end in amazement.With an obvious envious tone, she said.

"God is so kind to you! How many people have you saved in your previous life?"

Seeing Carlos and the little fat girl having a conversation between foodies, Yard Hua looked sideways at Tao Zi and the nerd who were in a daze about the campfire.

"I just saw that you didn't seem surprised by Carlos' cooking skills?"

Probably because she didn't expect Yuanhua to take the initiative to answer her, after Taozi shook, she subconsciously opened the distance between the two, and nodded a little shyly.

"Well, last time the nerd was hospitalized, Carlos cooked nutritious meals for him for a long time, a lot of porridge, soup, etc. Thanks to him, we both gained almost 10 catties during that time. The flesh on the nerd's body is all raised by him."

Since childhood, she has always been with her ex-girlfriend Ome, so Taozi actually rarely communicates with other girls.Not to mention chatting with the popular goddess in the school, the beauty of the School of Humanities!Not having a stutter is already very worthy of the audience.

"I can't tell that the rascal is a good man."

"what?"

"It's nothing."

As a result, time passed slowly while everyone was chatting and laughing. As the bonfire went out, more than a dozen tents darkened one by one, and the calm on the summit was restored again. Only the moon hanging high in the night sky cast splendor...

At two o'clock in the morning, a tragic scream pierced through this quiet mountain peak. After a burst of screeching sounds, more than a dozen tents were lit up at the same time, and each of the little friends who had just woken up from a deep sleep were disheveled, some He even wrapped himself in the quilt and opened the tent, crawling out in panic.

"What happened?"

"It's a female voice!"

"I'm so scared! What's wrong!"

Amidst the noisy voice, several girls were already crying while speaking.