The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

The location chosen for this fellowship event was Wuling Mountain. When Carlos saw the name, his brain ached. The last time the damn snow peak sunrise almost made him die of cold.In the whole of Beijing, counting the surrounding areas, Mang Mountain, Xiangshan Mountain, Baihua Mountain, Fangfang Mountain, Lingshan Mountain, which mountain does not have grass growing and warblers flying and mountain flowers blooming?

It's a pity that he has already agreed to the courtyard flower, and Carlos, who is heavy on the promise, has no choice but to bite the bullet.

A total of 14 men and 12 women participated in the activity. The president chartered a tourist bus and set off from the school early in the morning.When they reached the foot of the mountain, everyone carried their prepared luggage and prepared to climb the mountain.

The plan is to start climbing from the foot of the north gate of Wuling Mountain, pass by Longtan Waterfall, have a simple lunch near the waterfall, and continue climbing in the afternoon. It is expected to stay in the lotus pond halfway up the mountain for a short time, and finally go straight to the peak to set up a tent and Get ready for a cookout.

Camping for one night, getting up around four o'clock the next day to watch the sunrise, and finally going down the mountain, the whole journey ends.

For the sake of safety, a group of 26 people led the way with the president and several boys with mountaineering experience. They also carried the picnic equipment. In the middle were all the girls and a few thin boys. The three of Carlos were Go last.

Since there are a lot of female team members, considering their physical strength, the team made a short stay for the first time after climbing one-tenth of the board.

"Why is your bag so big?"

Carlos poked at Peaches who was walking in front of him.After only 15 minutes of climbing, Taozi was already out of breath. He casually wiped off the sweat from his temples with his sleeves, and turned his head with difficulty to look back.

"It was my first time camping on the mountain, and I didn't know what to bring, so I searched the guide on Baidu, and I brought everything that appeared."

"Are you stupid? Didn't we agree at the time that each of us would bring a little? You brought it all by yourself?"

Looking at the past in disbelief, Carlos even expressed surprise in his tone.

"Ah? Is there? When did it happen?"

Hearing the movement behind him, the nerd who was walking in front also came over and stabbed Tao Zixin.

"You were in a scum game at the time. I told you, and you hummed me. I thought you heard it."

Poor Taozi has at least 30 kilograms of equipment on his back. The best weight for adult men to climb mountains is 20-25 kilograms. Not to mention Taozi’s standard otaku physique, let’s say that he usually runs 800 meters and scores twice to complete the run. It is already conceivable that he is currently in a near-death state.

In obvious contrast to him is the nerd. Although the nerd is thinner than Taozi, he has been independent since he was a child. He is the head of housework. He has been doing summer jobs since junior high school. After college, he is not picky about anything. Those who use physical strength and those who can work and study can do it all.

So at the moment, although his breath is chaotic, his expression is relaxed anyway.

After hearing the nerd's words, Taozi's whole body turned pale.Carlos squinted at his sweat-drenched front. He had only climbed one-tenth of the distance, and he was already in such a ghostly state.

He put his hand on Taozi's backpack and pulled it back with a little force. As expected, the lower plate was completely unsteady, and Taozi wobbled and was about to fall down.Immediately using the other hand to stabilize his body, Carlos sighed and said.

"Okay, don't hold on, give me all the heavy things in your bag."

Although I was embarrassed, Taozi felt that she was too reluctant, so she took off the hiking bag on her back, and the sound of "bang—" falling to the ground made the eyelids of the bookworm on the side jump.What in the world is he packing?As for being so heavy?

A large bag of ham sausage, four 1L bottles of mineral water, a large box of various pills, four or five apples, and the rest are clothes, socks and towels. Water, apples, and ham sausages were all stuffed into his backpack. Fortunately, he had already transferred the heavy things to the carry-on list. Now there are actually only some very light things in the backpack that occupy a lot of space.

The movement of the three of them attracted the attention of the team members who were taking a break not far away. Among them was the courtyard flower who insisted on sticking to Carlos throughout the event. When arranging the walking position, the courtyard flower and her little chubby girl best friend Automatically apply to go to the last side of the line.

Although their heads were covered with sweat and they were short of breath, the two girls were still in good spirits. Seeing Tao Zi put down her backpack and squatted in place, she thought she was injured during the mountain climbing, so she quickly took out her small medicine bag and walked over.

"what happened?"

Suddenly he heard a cold female voice from above his head, and Taozi, who was still squatting on the ground, raised his head back. From this angle, only a pair of exaggerated murder weapons came into view. Just when he felt his nose itchy, as if something wanted to When it came out, Yuanhua's beautiful eyes glanced at him fiercely.

The dog's gallbladder was flaccid in an instant.

"Taozi's backpack is too heavy, help him share it."

"You kneel before we're all tired? You're too delicate!"

Little chubby girl Hong Guoguo's contemptuous eyes broke Taozi's glass heart that was already riddled with holes.Just when he was immersed in the blow of I'm a weak chicken, I'm a weak chicken, I'm a weak chicken, Carlos had already packed his backpack, patted the non-existent dust on his thighs, and stood up.

"It's okay, let's keep going. If you can't stand it, just open your mouth. Don't hold on. It's not a small thing to get hurt on the mountain. By the way, you guys, it's wrong. Although it's called a belt, it's not tied around the waist and abdomen." It bears [-]% of the weight of your backpack, don't you feel uncomfortable?"

Together with the two girls, the four of them followed Carlos' fingers to look at his waist, and saw the same mountaineering bag and the same belt, which he was wearing below his waist.

"The correct way to tie the belt should be here. The place where the hip bone protrudes mainly depends on the skeleton of the hip to bear the weight."

Carlos pulled the nerd over and helped him refasten the belt himself.By the way, also tighten the shoulder straps so that the backpack padding is tight against the shoulders.After adjusting everything, the nerd took a small step, with a smile on his face, and raised a thumbs up to Carlos.

After getting the demonstration, the other three adjusted their backpacks neatly.

"Ah, it really feels a lot more comfortable! God, you are so reliable!"

The little fat girl praised her without hesitation.

At this time, the president who had been keeping an eye on the courtyard flowers also came over. He smiled vigorously, his handsome face was stained with sweat, and he looked full of masculinity. He deliberately stood at the position farthest from Carlos, Try to make sure not to appear in the same screen as this man with inhuman looks.

"Do you feel okay? Tell me if you are tired, and I will carry your backpack for you."

The president's voice was not too low or loud enough for people around to hear clearly. He heard a girl nearby say with emotion, "Mr. President is so considerate and a gentleman", and his smile became more elegant.From Carlos' perspective, he seemed to see a mysterious flash of light appearing on his white teeth that were exposed with a smile.

This peacock man's skill has improved again.

When the president's voice came, Yuanhua's nerves tightened. She smiled reservedly, and looked in Carlos' direction shyly.

"It's okay, I'm not that delicate."

Tao Zi, who was watching on the sidelines, was very innocent. He always felt that when Yuanhua said "delicate", she glanced at him indiscriminately. Really, he swears!He is not delicate at all!It's true!Just made the mistake of preparing too much and carrying too much weight!

Moreover, this face-seeking world is too malicious!

When she just stared at him, the courtyard flower was like a lioness leaning over, but when she met his roommate, she turned into a shy white lotus!Person in charge?

Not only Taozi was unwilling, but the president who was rejected again was not in a better mood.

He glared vaguely at Carlos, who had been filling the vase, and made another note in his heart, that he really had a natural affinity with this man.When he thought of the woman he was desperately chasing, actually sticking to another man, a fierce fire ignited in his heart, and he didn't know whether he hated the court lady or Carlos.

No matter who you hate, anyway, this baby is not happy!

Being raised to block arrows again, Carlos put on a signature male god smile, and accepted the envious, jealous and flickering eyes of love from all directions with extreme calmness.However, in fact, he was staring blankly at the crimson favorability level of the president and the green progress bar of the yard flower in his relationship list.

After a short rest, the group headed towards Longtan Waterfall, the first stop of the mountaineering.

Unlike the other 25 friends who were too tired to talk properly, after arriving at the waterfall rest stop, Carlos was still very comfortable taking pictures of the scenery with his mobile phone. A little bit of sweat, this kind of strong physical strength, ushered in the admiration of the entire mountaineering team.

The first day of the first lunar month: the spring is bright and beautiful, it is the most suitable for camping, why don't you come and have a look? [Photo][Photo]

【Comment】

[Camping—I seem to know something. #境城，Your Xiaogong is going camping with others, what do you think#]

[Forgive my unruly and indulgent love yy in this life, many things can happen in camping!I can't stop thinking about it! ]

[Ask sir to report the coordinates!Can I be added to the camp? !Bring your own opaque tent! ]

[Fuck!So witty!Add me too!It's so cold on the mountain, how can we sleep well without someone warming the bed! ]

First day of the first lunar month: However, there is no bed, only sleeping bags.

[Sleeping bags are better!Perfect for sleeping two!It's just sticking together, your feet are pinching mine or something!Couldn't be more awesome! ]

[Hey - so dirty!I like! ]

It's a peach, not a condom: You still have the strength to brush your scarf?Help me carry some more things!It's so heavy, I can't move!

[This seems to be a popular anchor in the next circle?Did I run into some adultery? ]

[Attack and receiver are really clear! ]

[Pfft, are you acting like a baby?Tao Xiaoshou, your overall physical fitness has been shown to the fullest again. ]

[——Tao Xiaoshou and Mr. Zonggong live in the same dormitory, so what's wrong with going camping together?I just want to ask, Mr. Zong Gong, did your little shou go too? ]

The first day of the first month: no.

[He is really relieved, isn't he afraid that the little girl in the team will come to hook you up? ]

The first day of the first lunar month: because he knows that in my heart, no one can be better than him =-=

[Fuck!So gross! ! ! !Was shown a face! ! ! ]

[Damn it, automatically fill in the mister's face!The whole person is not well! ! !Why am I a woman! ! ! ! ]

[The border town is really happy, there is such a loyal dog Gong tat, I envy the dead baby! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: My Xiaoshou is not a border town.

[Yes yes yes, if you say no, then no! ]

I don't know why, but no matter how many times he said it, the fans insisted that the border town was his family's favorite. After thinking about it, he cut out the phone interface and sent a message directly to Gu Sen.After getting a response, he returned to the bib again and updated the news.

First day of the first lunar month: Are you lucky to have a loyal dog like me?july fourteen

July Fourteenth: — all right.

【Comment】

[I'm going! ! !What does this mean? !How did these two local tyrants get together?I do not believe! ! ! ! ]

[When two attacks meet, one must suffer!Unexpectedly, Master Ghost lay tat, in fact, this setting is quite cute!It's no wonder that Mr.'s private channel is called "Happy Festival", so that's what it means, so I raised my posture. ]

[This is true love. In order to take the blame for the male god, Master Gui actually suffered! ]

[The big deal is that I will no longer blacken the city, sir, don’t play it so big, if you want to find a shield, you can also find someone who can be trusted!Don't bully me because I'm a black fan in the border town, just fool me, Master Ghost appeared in January, and it's only been a few months?You only appeared in the first ten days of January, and you went on spring break in the middle of the month, and you came back in March—don’t tell me, you only shared a few times on YY, and you didn’t even communicate with each other, so you caught your eye! ]

[Sure enough, the ones who know the singer best are either true fans or black fans!No matter who is the fan upstairs, I still want to like it, although this cp is cute, but it is too cold, the credibility is not high =-=]

Seeing the overwhelming disbelief in the comments, Carlos was also heartbroken.However, he is wicked and doesn't intend to explain. After finishing the three times of work, he will start the frenzied show of affection for the second time, waiting to receive the jaws that are all over the floor.

He withdrew from the scarf, followed the big team for a simple lunch, and then began the final sprint to the summit.

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After arriving at the top of the mountain, looking into the distance, the clear blue sky has become one color with the confused green mountains. In the spring of April, there is still a little mist on the mountains, and nature seems to be rendered with a layer of 20% transparency. Effect.

It looks both beautiful and full of charm.

After recovering a little bit of physical strength, the boys gathered together and carried out simple distribution work. One part started to build all the team members' tents one by one, and the other part was preparing to build a simple stove for picnics.The girls are responsible for organizing the packages, cleaning up the ingredients, utensils, and kitchen utensils that will be used later.

With the help of nerds, Carlos, who has outdoor survival skills max, set up half of the tent by himself. The time was half an hour faster than expected, so the boys in his group had to enter the rest state early, squatting on the side gloating , Constantly complaining about the small team responsible for setting up the stove.

Just when the Stove Squad couldn't bear the humiliation and was about to get up and teach each other how to behave, something seemed to have happened to the girls, and they all had unified frowns, as if they were sorry for everyone, and they were under the leadership of the courtyard flower. came over.

"what happened?"

Boys, you look at me, I look at you, the president didn't know where to go, and finally Carlos came out on his own initiative and asked.

"Uh...Although I'm sorry, I still have to ask, which of you boys can cook?"

"Is there not enough manpower? I can help chop vegetables."

The little housework nerd was the first to actively sign up.The boys present could only cast admiring glances at him. Among them, let alone chopping vegetables, they couldn't even wash the dishes!

"No... I just found out that none of us girls can cook..."

As soon as Yard Hua finished speaking, the group of boys exploded.

"Damn it! Isn't it? Then what shall we have for dinner?"

"I only brought a meal of dry food!"

"What kind of girl is a girl who can't cook!"

The complaints of the boys directly triggered a world war. It is said that women can hold up half the sky, and their combat effectiveness is not weaker than that of men.At that moment, a few grumpy girls jumped out immediately.

"Why do women have to cook! Who stipulates that women have to cook and serve men?"

"Yes, men and women are equal now. Both men and women have to go out to work and earn money to support their families. Why do you wait for dinner when you get home from get off work, and women have to cook and do housework when you go home?"

"No one can cook since childhood. Women can learn, and men can learn too. Why do you only complain that we can't do it!"

The originally pleasant outdoor camping activities directly evolved into a debate of the century on "Should women learn to cook", and the trend was out of control.