The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After the final exam, Carlos was quickly packed into Professor Zhou's courtyard for a temporary stay. From then on, he said goodbye to Two-dimensional, and started the mode of practicing big characters in dire straits. I still have work, and I can't go to Beijing until the [-]th day of the lunar calendar.

There are only Professor Zhou and his wife in the courtyard. The couple have a son in his 40s who is a famous performer. They married a daughter-in-law who is also well-matched and grew up together. She is an internationally renowned soprano.

Because the father-in-law and mother-in-law immigrated to Singapore in the early years, Professor Zhou and his wife are also very open-minded parents. They occupy other people's daughters all year round. They spend all the Mid-Autumn Festival and Dragon Boat Festival at their husband's house. Originally, the young couple are busy people flying around the world. There are fewer gatherings and more separations throughout the year, so the young couple will go to Singapore to spend the holidays with the couple over there during the Chinese New Year.

They themselves have lively gatherings and play with old friends in Beijing, and they are also happy and carefree.

This year's Spring Festival, the arrival of Carlos has made Professor Zhou's house a lot more attractive. He looks handsome, has a sweet mouth, and most importantly, he is patient. The topic can tell a thing or two.

When accompanying Mrs. Zhou to the market to buy vegetables, Carlos easily helped Mrs. Zhou pick out a whole basket of excellent and outstanding quality ingredients by virtue of the system’s built-in quality appraisal. Aunt Lu.

This young man of mixed foreign descent is so down-to-earth!Eyes are very good!

In addition, he habitually pretends to be cunning in front of his elders, and he never takes anything out of his wife's hands, he mentions bloody fish pieces!Wet big bag of vegetables, he mentioned!A big piece of pig's trotter, he mentioned it!Don't take the money from the teacher's wife, he will give it to you!If the name is the food expenses of the temporary residence, I have never heard of the sweet mouth along the way, and she coaxed Mrs. Zhou into a smile.

"Hey, from the old Zhou family, where did you find this young man! So handsome! So cute!"

"That's not true! When the old man led the people back, I thought it was a celebrity who came. This is his new student, who came back from the United States to learn Chinese painting!"

Accepting the envious gazes from all directions, Carlos's teacher's wife also had a red face. Don't you see that all the old ladies and old people who come and go in the market?The children dragged in by their parents were all crying and covering their noses and tiptoes, wishing to throw off the hands of their mothers and run wildly!

The market stinks!The water on the ground is so dirty!I will never go out with my mother again!

So Carlos stands out from the crowd. Even though both hands are carrying vegetables and fruits packed in cheap plastic bags, his elegant temperament has not been reduced at all. Just looking at his handsome face full of smiles face, I thought I was in some high-end reception instead of a noisy vegetable market.

Everything is pleasing to the eye.The aunt who sold the vegetables was obviously fancied by Carlos's face. She grabbed a handful of vegetables and stuffed them into the bag he had already paid for.

"Now there are not many young people who are willing to accompany the elderly to go shopping for vegetables. The young man is really filial. I will give you an extra one without asking for money!"

"Thank you ma'am!"

Carlos gave him a warm and hearty smile. He has long been used to brushing his face, and he is very familiar with the buy one get one free thing.

This melodrama spread from vegetable stalls to butcher shops and fish shops. Mrs. Zhou enthusiastically hooked Carlos' arms, and praised everyone she met. Like a sore apple.

Sure enough, the shy child is simple, and he has gained fans of mothers and grandmas in the entire community.

There are no secrets in the neighborhood, and it only took one afternoon for the new mixed-race students of the old Zhou family to spread their good reputations such as filial piety, sweet mouth, and good looks.It just so happens that most of their old artists live in this old community. Knowing that the precious egg held in the palm of the hand and on the lips of the old Zhou family will celebrate the Spring Festival in the courtyard, everyone lifts the birdcage and goes to the courtyard with a pipe in hand. His family rushed.

He didn't know that he would have to face all kinds of powerful figures in the art circle as soon as he returned home. Carlos was still waiting for the bus with his wife at the minibus station.

As the Spring Festival approaches, the pedestrians on the streets are denser than usual. Correspondingly, there are also a lot of people who choose to travel by bus.After finally waiting for the bus to arrive, Carlos held more than 20 kilograms of ingredients in one hand and protected his wife with the other. Fortunately, an enthusiastic girl on the bus helped.

"Pay attention to keep the compartment clean and take good care of your belongings—"

Under the background sound of the driver's kind reminder, Carlos had the opportunity to thank the girl who gave up his seat after the arrangement.

It was only then that he realized that the other party was a peerless mixed-race beauty, and the little girl blushed immediately, but she still gave it up gracefully, and said in a crisp voice that you are welcome.The generous and decent answer made people feel good.

So while the CMB was swaying forward, his mother-in-law chatted with the little girl about how old she is, where she is studying, what hobbies she has, and so on. The young and old talked very harmoniously.

When the car drove to a corner, due to the large tail flick, all the passengers standing densely in the car leaned to the right. Those who grabbed the railings and wristbands could roughly stabilize their figures, and their height could not reach the wristbands above their heads. , and was surrounded by people in the center, the little girl whose hands couldn't touch the railing at all was a tragedy.

In order not to press on the old man, she could only fall to the other side by herself, only hoping that someone could put a cushion on the wall so that she would not fall directly.

Carlos, who was standing next to the little girl, saw this situation, and immediately stretched out his hand to pull her into his arms.

"You grab my clothes."

"Ah? No, no need!"

It seems that she is a particularly shy girl. Seeing that she really doesn't want to catch her, her body is swaying with the bus, and she always feels like she will fall down in a second.Unable to do so, Carlos had no choice but to switch positions with the other party, letting the little girl grab the railing, while he himself stood in the center, holding her out-of-reach hand circle.

The red light came on, and the bus stopped at the intersection. The people who were finally able to balance themselves from the shaking breathed a sigh of relief. The conversations in the car continued one after another. Carlos stared blankly at the roadside through the window. Decorated store.

The Spring Festival is an extremely important day for Chinese people. People from all over the world will go back to their hometowns to reunite with their relatives as much as possible, review the major events that happened in the past year and look forward to a smooth year ahead.

For him, who is alone and homeless, it doesn't matter where he spends the Spring Festival.Although he is so open-minded, he still feels unwilling for his man.Although he was very happy to be with Gu Sen during the Spring Festival, what he heard from his tutor made him feel stuffy and sad.

When the old man of the Gu family was still there, Gu Sen spent Spring Festival with him in the countryside every year. His parents would bring his elder brother and third younger brother to stay for two days, and they would return to the city as soon as the time came.I don't pay much attention to my second son at all. If I like to stay in the country, I will continue to stay. If I don't like to stay, he will come back by himself. Anyway, there are not many more him in the family, and it's okay to have one less.

Before the old man of the Gu family left, he entrusted Gu Sen to his old friend. He said plainly that the child's parents are unreliable, and Gu Sen's temper is as stubborn as a rock. Don't let him go back and be wronged.So when he became an adult, Gu Sen either spent the Spring Festival at Professor Zhou's house, or went out with Yang Batian and the others.

This kind of homelessness is much worse than being homeless.

But it's a perfect match, isn't it?Thinking of this, the corners of Carlos' mouth curled up.

After recovering from the daze, Carlos realized that the old and the young in front of him stopped chatting, but looked behind him with a serious face.

Um?What's behind it?

He looked back a little, and there was still a dense crowd of people. When he was about to turn around and ask the young and old couple, he noticed something was wrong out of the corner of his eye.

A tall, thin, middle-aged man with a dignified expression, his eyes looking straight ahead with a particularly dignified look, his body swaying with the bus, stroking the person in front of him cooperatively, because the traffic lanes are relatively congested, the driver is driving very crowded Like toothpaste, brake after a few meters, repeatedly, people standing in the car are used to receiving collisions from behind.

However, this middle-aged man was obviously not a simple passenger. His right hand was carefully inserted into the lady's bag carried by the person in front of him, and he gently took out several red envelopes with two fingers, and then quickly got involved in the bag. into the sleeve.Quietly wait for the second brake and continue to clamp the second wheel.

As the New Year is approaching, not only are there more people on the streets, but also thieves and pickpockets who take advantage of the fire are ushering in the peak period of work and the golden week of the industry.

No wonder the young and old couple looked so serious.

"Have--"

The moment the little girl uttered the first sound, Carlos covered her mouth with his hand, staring at Carlos with a pair of big eyes full of righteous indignation.The latter shook his head, handed over the ingredients he was carrying to his teacher's wife, and pushed the little girl towards her.

Just kidding, why are you a high school girl joining in the fun? They are professional pickpockets and thieves. Maybe they have the legendary finger knife in their hands. How dangerous it is to swipe a blade.

After ensuring that the little girl would not startle the snake, Carlos drove the system map and watched the pickpocket's movement behind him. After he firmly clamped the red envelope with his two fingers, it was too late and then fast, and his right hand snapped back instantly, clamping down on the opponent. As Carlos turned around, the right hand twisted the pickpocket's entire arm back to the back, and the left hand quickly grabbed the neck and pressed the man to the ground. One knee knelt on the man's waist, making him unable to move. .

It seemed to take a long time to say it, but in fact, Carlos only took three seconds to complete the whole movement.

Carlos's movement was silent, but the movement was not small. Seeing that the man caught by him still held a few red envelopes between his fingers, the people around him also understood that this was to catch a thief!

The owner of the lady's bag was also attracted by the commotion behind her, and only then did she realize that she had been stolen.

"There are pickpockets!"

"Yeah! My wallet is gone!"

"My phone is gone!"

"Good catch! Master! Go to the police station! Damn it! Anyone who steals during the Spring Festival should be shot! How many migrant workers have their wages stolen for a whole year? What do old people and children in the countryside eat? The conscience was eaten by the dog!"

A sitting white-haired old man was so excited that he kept stabbing the thief who was kneeling on the ground with a cane. His proposal was accepted by all the passengers in the bus, and the driver brother drove the bus directly to the nearby police station.

After everyone got back the stolen things, they all gave Carlos a compliment before leaving. After almost all the passengers were gone, the uncle driver came over with a look of emotion.

"Thank you very much this time. This person is a gang of pickpockets in the vicinity, and they are all familiar. This time, he was finally caught."

"Master! Since you know this man is a thief, why don't you tell me!"

After Carlos followed the policeman who handled the case to take notes, the little girl had been helping to carry the ingredients to follow the teacher's wife who was attacking Pineapple. At this time, she heard the driver's words and opened her mouth in disbelief.

"Ashamed, I have been driving this route. It is too easy for them to retaliate against me. Besides, they commit crimes on several routes from time to time. They are as slippery as mud eels. It is difficult for plainclothes to catch them on the spot. So every time I see them When you get on the bus, you will verbally inform the passengers and take care of your belongings. I really can’t say more..."

No wonder there is a bus announcement, but the driver will still repeat the announcement once!It turned out that a thief had gotten into the car!

After thanking Carlos again, the bus driver left.

"here you go!"

Meeting the thumbs up from his wife, Carlos smiled and took back the shopping bag from the little girl's hand.

"Be brave when you see what is right, and see what is right, Master, when you see the teacher, you will praise me more! It is best to let him spare me the five "Analects of Confucius" tonight. After copying for three nights, my hand will break!"

The teacher's wife didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seeing that Carlos looked serious and not joking, she could only laugh and pat him on the shoulder.

It just so happened that the courtyard house was not far from the police station, and both of them planned to walk back like this, but the little girl had to take a four-stop bus for her destination, so the three of them planned to part here.

"Because I didn't know whether the other party was armed or not. If I pushed him into a hurry, I was afraid that he would violently hurt others, so I'm sorry just now. And you have to proceed from reality if you act bravely. If you don't do good things, you hurt yourself instead. It's not worth it. I have learned boxing for several years, so I have the confidence to confront the thief head-on, and in that case, you must first ensure your own safety."

Carlos also took pains to persuade the hot-blooded girl in front of him, but he was doomed to be useless, because the fanatical admiration in the girl's eyes has not faded since he subdued the thief.

In her line of sight, she could only see the newly appointed male god facing her with a gentle face, perfect and sexy lips constantly opening and closing, his voice was too seductive, and his words were as beautiful as a foreign song.As for the lyrics, she didn't pay attention at all!

Seeing that the other party was staring at him in a daze, Carlos was also drunk. He picked up the shopping bag, said goodbye to the little girl, and dragged his wife to the courtyard.

"Pfft—this little girl is so interesting, she's still in a daze. She's still in her third year of high school, two years younger than you. Why don't you consider taking a look? I think she's pretty good. I got her phone number."

Speechlessly looking at the teacher's wife who turned around every three steps, when did this phone number exchange happen?Why does he have no idea at all!

Carlos thought to himself, if Gu Sen knew that his wife was so enthusiastic about introducing someone to his wife, would he be wronged and cry, and would it hurt him as if he had agreed to be an old man?

"Why? Don't you like Chinese girls? Chinese girls are good, docile, polite, and reserved."

No, what he likes are Chinese men, especially men who are taller than him, stronger than him, have abs, and are sullen, such as Gu Sen.However, this cannot be said, for fear of frightening his wife.

"My younger sister is a Chinese girl. She is in high school this year. She is so skinny. The words "lady" and "every lady" have nothing to do with her, and she doesn't even know how to cook."

In order to divert his wife's attention, Carlos decided to sell his sister.

Sure enough, for the traditional female teacher's wife, the girl's inability to cook seemed to hit her hardest, and she opened her mouth slightly.

"If you don't know how to cook, how will you get married in the future?"

Carlos shrugged nonchalantly.

"She meant to marry a man who can cook, or marry someone who can afford a cook."

Mrs. Zhou's eyes were stained with a smile.

"This girl has ideas."

Seeing that his wife seems to be interested in He Manting, Carlos also fell in love with him, and sold his sister very smoothly. He described in detail the interesting things that happened in the United States and the embarrassing things that happened after returning to China. some.Mrs. Zhou is also half a writer. Knowing that He Man's father is a professor at Peking University, and going back a generation, Mrs. Zhou laughed and clapped her hands.

"Hey, this fate is really irresistible. Isn't this the granddaughter of the old He family? Old He is still a classmate of our old man, but after their whole family moved to Shanghai, they have lost a lot of contact. Bring your sister over to play, huh?"

Nodding in response, the two continued talking and laughing, and after a while they returned to the gate of the courtyard. The outer gate was opened wide, exaggerated laughter and noisy conversation, and some babbling opera accents.Carlos looked at the teacher's wife next to him suspiciously. It seemed that his teacher was the only one at home when he went out, right?

"Hey, this interlude is Lao Wang's "Dragon Robe", come on, go in and listen to the music, free master class!"

So Carlos carried several bags of things, and was hooked by his excited teacher's wife and walked to the courtyard.