The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Li Migeng is one of the large number of fans of the Carlos Singer account in Two-dimensional. If she is different from other gentlemen and ladies fans, it can only be said that she had the honor to participate in Carlos's voice assessment at the time, and she was the One of the judges, in other words, she used to be the management of Sound Motion, and has always had a good relationship with He Man.

After He Man and Carlos withdrew from Sound Action one after another, she also ran away on the spot when she learned about the inside story of the cabinet change.

Unlike He Man, she did not choose to go to another karaoke union, but moved to the online distribution circle and worked as a small radio drama planner. After more than two years of struggle, she is now a little famous The planning is greatly improved.

During this period, she also heard many excellent Gongyin, such as Emperor Gong, Qing Leng Gong, Merry Gong, Hooligan Gong, etc. However, in her mind, only Mr. Gong's Merry and evil Gong Yin is the most natural and unaffected.Even if more than a dozen people speak at the same time, as long as his voice appears, your ears will catch it immediately, and you will never hear other voices.

As a very thorough voice control, her current daily routine is still the recording of her husband.Almost everyone in the circle knows that their plan is largely a fan of a god who is hidden in the Internet!You can slander her, spray her and hang her up, but you can't get involved with her husband.

Otherwise, her scary social circle will completely sweep you out of the circle.

This day, as soon as she boarded the scarf, she found that a familiar and unfamiliar account had linked her. After realizing it, she followed the link and entered the other party's homepage in surprise.

Shining Red Star: I, Hu Hansan, are back again!dear friends!How are you all?Chestnut Soup...

It was the scarf half an hour ago, and only one-third of the people she touched replied to her.In two years, people came and went in the circle, and the people I knew back then may have long since disappeared in the long river of time, and the remaining small part, some have moved to other circles, and some have memory loss.

As a person who sticks to Two-dimensional, Li Mi Geng has long been used to this kind of thing. Last week, he said, "As long as you are still there twice a day, I will always be with you." Back" by the way double-delete guy.

At this moment, seeing her little friend who left for two years, kept her promise and really returned, she was very excited.Immediately, she forwarded and replied to Shining Red Star.

Chestnut rice soup: ahaha!chick!Have your abs grown?Mr. is still waiting for you to protect it! [change]

She stopped by the head of the Gentlemen and Ladies Group, and after this wave of people spread, the scarf and the sparkling red star gradually became popular in the circle.Even the more experienced fans still remember the lucky guy who was crying to join the army. After receiving a cheering gift from their male god and teasing them viciously, he ran away for two years!

Twinkle Red Star: qaq, I just came back, so you poke my wound!Damn!I work out to the death every day and it's currently only four bucks!And because the rectus abdominis is too thin!It doesn't look obvious at all!buddy!Hurry up and give my husband the resources for the past two years! ! !

Chestnut rice soup: here is a certification photo!

【Comment】

[Damn it!You guy disappeared for two years and finally came back! ! !I thought you had forgotten about us qaq, how cruel! ! ! ps, come to authenticate the photo! ]

[Fuck, did you really get four pack abs?Worship the heroes of the female middle school!By the way, resources are ready! !red star!I miss you so much! ]

Shining Red Star: I miss you too tat!But what I miss more is Mister!

[Scum!Take back my tears!Miss you!Mister hasn't appeared for a long time - now I can only follow the losses every day. ]

Chestnut Rice Soup: First upload the certification photo!Otherwise, don't even think about your little friend revealing any news about Mr.

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Because the comments were too vicious, Shining Red Star was really afraid of offending everyone, so she didn't share resources with her, so a few minutes later, Shining Red Star updated the scarf. It was a recent photo with the top pulled up to reveal a flat belly. Sure enough, as she said, the rectus abdominis is too thin, and the edges and corners of the abdominal muscles are not obvious, but it is indeed a four-pack.And she also playfully put a blank piece of paper on her waist, and wrote: Kneel under my sexy abs, stupid little Limi!

【Comment】

[Damn it!How embarrassing for us otaku!Only one large abdominal muscle squatted silently in the corner and cried. ]

[Under the reflection of the four-pack abs, there is no place for me to wait for the Chinese paper qaq, I offer my knees silently! ]

[The two little ones upstairs don't cry!Stand up and fuck!For Shou, abdominal muscles are useless!It's not worth being sad! ]

[Pfft—it sounds like he doesn't have abdominal muscles, so he doesn't even have the qualifications to call an attack!Laugh and cry! ]

Limigeng: However, it has not yet reached the standard line of Mr. Guardian. It is said that the male god has eight-pack abs tat

Sparkling Red Star: ...

[qaq, yes, caressed the red star!wrong!You almost got off topic!red star!Hurry up and hand over your gift, sir!Nima has hung us for more than two years! ! ! !I'm so curious! ! ! !Asked sir and he didn't say tat either. ]

[right!Hand over the gift without killing! ]

[The ten fingers have been prepared, and if you don't hand in, you will start to check the IP address. ]

[Have picked up the guy!Always be ready to check your water meter! ]

[One battle of red has been charged! ]

[The launch of the nuclear bomb has entered the countdown stage of the last minute! ]

Twinkling Red Star: ...Wait! ! ! ! Posted in 5 minutes!

Five minutes later, two pictures were published on Shining Red Star's scarf. The first one was an oil painting of a girl in military uniform saluting, and the second one was a photo.In addition to the different background, the painting and the photo are the same girl, the same uniform, and the same movements, which seem to have a high rate of overlap.

【Comment】

[……Amazing! ! ! !The two pictures look exactly the same! !This is drawn by Mr. ]

Twinkling Red Star: I was shocked when I saw it. My husband said it was drawn based on the photo of my profile picture!My parents hung this painting in the middle of our hall, and the guests saw it as soon as they came in—proud and shy!Every time I can't hold on to the training, I will think of this painting, how can I live up to my husband's expectations!I am the knight with six-pack abs who will protect Mister! !How could you just fall down here!Then revive in place! !Continue to train qaq! ! !Confession again sir! ! ! !

Chestnut rice soup: Touch it!Thanks a lot! !Female knight! ! !It's a pity that Mr. has not come back to tat yet

[Sings well, draws well, has 8-pack abs, and is a local tyrant! ! !Crap!After becoming a fan of Mr., my vision is too high, I guess I will be born alone qaq]

[Upstairs, you missed it!It is said that Mr. is handsome!And with the certification of Kui Kui sister paper, his cooking skills are top-notch!He's still an amateur boxer tat, Nima, such a godly man! !Simply one person can kill all the men in the world! ]

[Laughing and crying, all of us ladies have mentally prepared for the lonely life tat]

[Once I met my husband, I missed my life, I am happy to hear and see, and I am lonely! ]

The update of the sparkling red star's scarf once again aroused the expansion of Mister's fans.People who are new to the circle not long ago saw the popular posts on the forum, and the keyword that appeared the most was [Mr.]. In the spirit of asking questions if they don’t understand, they followed the posts to ask for popular science. Therefore, each of Mr. A resource post was dug up again.

A large number of girls with pregnant ears flocked to Carlos's singer scarf, paying attention silently.Under the last scarf, the number of comments has exceeded 10.

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The trip to Wuling Mountain ended perfectly, and Professor Zhou kindly gave Carlos two days off.The young couple in love rushed to meet each other as quickly as possible, and when Carlos returned to the villa in Chaoyang District, Gu Sen had already arrived.

After spending two days sweetly, Gu Sen flew to France for a business trip, while Carlos packed up and prepared for the final exam.When he was free to go to YY, he realized that the topic in the circle was all about Mr. So, when he went out, what happened?

It wasn't until he put on the long-lost singer scarf and followed the densely packed guide signs that he realized that the little fan who participated in the military service two years ago had returned.

mr.c: Welcome back, great photos.sparkle red star

【Comment】

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !gentlemen! ! ! !Live! ! ! ! ]

Twinkle Red Star: Sir! ! !I'm back! !But I still have six pack abs!Please don't give up! tat! ! !

mr.c: Don't give up, just touch your head.

[Holy shit, I haven't seen you for a while, Mr. is much gentler!Do you really have a girlfriend?To be so gentle with people other than Kui Kui!Unscientific! !Please pet the dog's head! ]

[Please touch the dog's head! ! !Boom, don't want a girlfriend! ]

Shining Red Star: Drunk in the arms of her husband, laughing and crying happily!

Chestnut rice soup: Kick the red star, and put yourself in the arms of the husband!

mr.c: Group touch, but there is no girlfriend.

[qaq, fortunately fortunately!Mister is still ours!Sir, when will you officially return?There are only a few recordings of songs, and there is simply not enough licking! ]

[yes!Luckily, it's the gurgling old-fashioned male frequency!Aren't you afraid that your sister's paper will be arched by the pig in the bed? ]

Mr. C: Oh?So, is there a sign of it :)

[Mr. laughs so darkly! ]

[Friendly reminder, your blackened version of Mr. Goddess is online. ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: ... Don't get me involved in your chats.

Bingquan: I just said, why is everyone in the singer group suddenly feeling insecure, so you guys are talking about this.Sir, do you want to come to Chan Chan?Guard your tender cabbage at close range?The most widely circulated cp pairing internally, the most popular ones are Chunqiu and Kuikui.Chunqiu is very likely to be your future brother-in-law.

[That's right, Huanxi Enemy type!Every time they meet, they tear each other up!If they don't have an affair, I don't believe in love anymore! ]

[The two of them don't have an affair, so I'll live broadcast Eat Xiang! ]

Seeing what the fans said, Carlos really laughed out loud.If there was no private chat with Ling Feng before, Carlos might have taken some time to observe this rumored Huanxi friend seriously.However, Chunqiu was confirmed to be a couple with his male god, and he was just playing around with his own sister.

Just as he himself likes to make He Man go crazy.However, it is his privilege as a brother to bully his younger sister, and his age is really not good enough.

At that moment, Carlos decided that if he had the chance, he would put Chunqiu to death, and take it as a vent for his sister.

So, before teasing a younger sister, you have to consider whether someone has a sister-in-law brother, and light the wax for the spring and autumn in advance.

After declining Bingquan again, Carlos took off his scarf.In fact, he also misses the days of singing in YY very much, but he can’t return now. First of all, there was a large-scale painting competition in March and May of 2013. His tutor has been very strict with his homework recently, and he basically spends his spare time. It was all spent on copying books, yes, it was copying books.

Because Carlos' drawing state is too stable, Professor Zhou thinks that there is no need for special training before the competition, but that handwriting!Must be rescued!It’s okay for you not to mention words or poems in Chinese paintings, but at least you have to leave a name, right?A high-end masterpiece with a dog-like signature, the grade immediately dropped from 5th gear to 1st gear.

Professor Zhou's outburst directly caused Carlos to not even have the New Year's holiday. During the winter vacation, he had to stay in Beijing and be supervised by his tutor to copy books. Fortunately, Gu Sen, who was Professor Zhou's closed disciple, would accompany him all the way. He really touched the world's good brother !

There is another point, if Carlos returns as a singer, the first choice must be He Man's Murmur, but his joining at this time will definitely bring impact to other male singers in the guild.Not to blame him for being narcissistic, but many things have proved that the influence of the husband in the circle is huge, the popularity is enduring, the fan base is huge, and it is increasing day by day.

Not to mention anything else, in the harem of the border town, due to He Man's relationship, gentlemen and ladies fans accounted for [-] to [-] percent. When Carlos really returns, they will definitely stay in Carlos' den for a long time.Maybe when the time comes, his male god will be hung on the wall again.

Therefore, the return is certain, but when he can return, it depends on when the male god will stabilize his position.

After exposing this matter, Carlos cut to the harem group in the border town.Seeing that the prodigal sons were chatting around the recent local rich fans, a familiar name came into view, and Carlos couldn't help but started typing.

【Border town prodigal son】

First day of the first lunar month: ghost?

[Yuanchun!You are finally on it!Isn't it only two days?It's been over a week! ]

[Ghost Lord is a local tyrant who appeared recently, called July Fourteenth!At first I thought it was your little vest—the names are too similar, and they are equally inhumane! ]

[Me too!I thought you thought it was not imposing enough to be called Yuanchun on the first day of the first lunar month, so change to a manly new vest! ! !Ghost Festival is called Ghost Lord, how domineering!Turns out it wasn't the same person!By the way, this holiday cp is quite cute! ]

[If you don’t tell me, I haven’t found out yet!Indeed, Master Gui vs Yuan Chun!One yin and one yang!But the attributes seem to be reversed! ]

[The ruthless emperor vs the domineering queen, what the fuck, a fierce aura is rushing towards you!Even though I'm a pure BL party, I have to be attracted, it's really strong and the most touching! ]

The first day of the first lunar month:...

border town:……

The ghost master from the previous life really appeared, and that was the creator of the whole process of a group of blue enchantresses in each wheat order 66 in the border town.Never typed on the public screen, never spoke, never joined the harem group, but every time he climbed the wheat and sang in the border town, whether it was Chanchan, Xiaowo or other active channels, he could be seen with his inhuman figure.

A true fan of local tyrants who exist like ghosts!

Seeing the male god appearing behind his name on the screen, Carlos suddenly remembered something, and silently typed a few lines.

【Border town prodigal son】

The first day of the first lunar month: Can this kind of cp who has never met before talk about it?I'm also drunk, caressing the male god upstairs by the way.

[As a local fan of the male god, after a long time, you will definitely be able to get acquainted!Also caressed the male god! ]

[People who don't chase CP will not appreciate the cuteness of this cold CP!And caressed the male god! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: Who said I didn't chase the cp——

[Don't tell me that you are chasing the male god and your cp, I can't help but come and beat you up! ]

[According to Yuan Chun's stinky and shameless personality, I think it is very likely that she and the male god are standing together——]

The first day of the first lunar month: Before yesterday, I was standing in the boundless spring.

border town:……

[puff! ! !like me!There is always a breath of ready to move between Chunqiu and the male god! ! ! ]

[Ah ha ha!This kind of setting of seniors and juniors is actually very warm!I still have recordings of private chats with the male gods in the early days. Chunqiu's doting and gentle Emperor's voice directly made me a fan of qaq, but I only found out later that behind the Emperor's voice is a funny comparison!Drunk crying!But I have to say that when the two of them were talking, there was indeed a feeling that a third party could not intervene! ]

[Before yesterday...then what are you standing on now? ]

The first day of the first lunar month: Today I am standing in Chunman Tingse.

[Fuck, what is this! ]

[I know!The cp names of Chunqiu and Kuikui, a pair of amazing combination, they will hurt each other as soon as they meet! ]

[I also know that this one is very popular in the forum at present, apart from Yuan Chun and the cp of the male god, they are the most popular. ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: ...

border town:……

The first day of the first lunar month: Yo!Caressed the upstairs two.I always feel that Chunqiu is like the type who likes a girl and bullies her with all his might.Except for Kui Kui, I haven't seen his adulterous love towards others like Hong Guoguo.

[That makes sense! ]

[I'm speechless! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: ...

border town:……

It's so cool to put Chunqiu's eye drops in front of my sister and the male god!