The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

On July 7, He Man's scarf once again exploded in her circle of friends.

Dissatisfaction is loss: [Photo] My brother gave me a surprise~

This time, the appearance of Mr. is no longer the key word, but the five concert tickets in the photo are the key point. The big bang concert in Shanghai on July 2012, 7, the best positions in the audience directly caused the comments to blow up , There should not be too many star-chasers on the Internet, and there are quite a few people who like Big Bang.

Less than half a day after the update was published, He Man's friends rushed to her, and they still swiped the same sentence: give me a ticket, and we will be good friends for life!

It doesn't matter if you wear a scarf, she is so frightened that she even checked Facebook.I know what I should know, and I know what I shouldn't know.

Of the five cards, Carlos took two, and how to allocate the remaining three is He Man's business, and he doesn't care.He uses one for himself, and who is the other one for?Gu Sen?Thinking too much, thinking with your ass and knowing it, taking your own man to the scene of praising the male god, that's so stupid and sweet to do it.

The ticket is for Locke.

Knowing that Carlos has a ticket from He Man's Facebook, Locke immediately called to ask for a ticket.Since the last time I had a long talk with Gu Sen behind Carlos's back, I probably felt embarrassed and guilty, but for a while, Locke lowered his head and pretended to be his grandson when he saw Carlos.

Although he didn't care, Carlos was happy to see this cowardly and tangled fool.

This time, he took the initiative to deliver it to the door. When Carlos asked, Locke was like a drowning man grabbing the lifebuoy, grabbing Carlos's tree hole desperately, and vomited out all the things he had been aggrieved recently.

As mentioned before, Locke has a sister named Tong Mu who has been in love and killed for many years.It is said that she is a coquettish eldest lady, and the man she hates the most is the type of her own brother, who is flirtatious and has no IQ.Locke has always been worried that his eldest daughter will not be able to get married, so he will have to bear the blame for the rest of his life.

However, unbeknownst to him, it turned out that his younger sister had already had a boyfriend, and the news he found out was that he was the exact opposite type of Locke. Four, happy to hear and see is a programmer.

When he first learned about the two of them, Locke also felt that this man should not be too honest, because if he is honest, he will easily be eaten to death by women.

Unfortunately, it was this honest man who dumped Tong Mu.

"Oh? Can't stand Missy's temper?"

"No."

Locke was categorical.

"third party?"

"He really cheated, our Astro Boy was the first to castrate him."

"Family reasons? For example, the man's parents want to find a local girl or something?"

"I haven't seen my parents at all."

"What do you say."

Personality, affair, and family are not reasons for breaking up, so what else?Carlos was also curious.

"Our Astro Boy was a sophomore at the beginning of school, and he became the president of the student union directly."

Locke's heavy voice came from the phone.

"Wow, that's awesome, then?"

"Dumped."

"What's the logic?"

"It's just that my sister is so powerful, that man felt pressured, his self-esteem exploded, and he broke up in a fit of anger."

"... For a man of such attributes, it's better to get separated early."

After being broken up, Tong Mu has been staying in the room, listening to the songs of Big Bang every day with the subwoofer fully turned on, and the two songs "lie" and "day by day" are constantly looping.Afraid that if she continued to hold back like this, she would become psychotic sooner or later, as her own brother, Locke decided to do something to make her happy, such as giving her idol concert tickets.

Because someone else's brother was afraid of facing his sister who was blackened after being broken up, he begged and cried with shamelessness and stalking, and Carlos insisted on accompanying him to deliver the tickets.

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After waiting at the airport for nearly half an hour, before Locke flew back to Shanghai from Shaanxi, Carlos, who was a little impatient, became irritable.Sure enough, he is still too sweet, one hour late is too little, next time he will have to be two hours late to pick up at the airport!

Just when he stood up and was about to walk to the McDonald's in the airport, Locke's flight finally arrived, silently suppressing his impatience, and he walked to the aisle.

Due to the relatively high altitude, Carlos did not choose a position specially, so he stood casually among the crowd, so that he could see the exit clearly.After playing with the phone for a while, I finally saw Locke's coquettish figure.

Just as he broke away from the crowd and was about to meet him, he was suddenly bumped into from the side.

It was a boy who was half a head shorter than him, dragging a suitcase in one hand and holding two small travel bags in the other.It is estimated that the line of sight was blocked, and they couldn't see the way forward, so they directly bumped into it.

The first thing that bumped into Carlos were the two travel bags, probably filled with clothes and the like, not hard.It was just the reaction of the force, the boy's figure was obviously unstable, and the two bags were wobbled by him, looking like they couldn't fall off, which made people feel anxious.

It must have been infected by Mr. Consultant. Carlos found that he had a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he couldn't bear it anymore. He reached out and helped the boy stabilize the two luggage bags.

The interaction between the two quickly attracted the attention of passers-by in a hurry, mainly because of Carlos's uncovered face, which turned heads too often.

It seemed that he had become the focus of his eyes. Carlos didn't react much. After all, he was used to it, but the boy on the opposite side hugged his bag even tighter and lowered his head.The body that is not thin makes people feel heartache for no reason.

"Sorry, I didn't see you."

"Carlos!"

Without waiting for the other party to speak, Locke, who came late, finally came out. The face of a naturally romantic scumbag waved to Carlos with a rippling smile, and there were a few beautiful passer-by beauties standing beside him, constantly winking at him .

He never forgets to release hormones wherever he goes, he is indeed a scumbag, and Carlos is also drunk.

"If you're okay, I'll go first. I think you'd better fold your bag on the tow box. There are too many people at the airport and you can't see the way forward. It's too bad, isn't it?"

After speaking, he raised a diplomatic smile, and then walked towards Locke.The boy who just looked up could only see half of Carlos' face, but it was enough for him to remember.It just so happened that the three of them were going through the same gate, so the boy with the luggage walked behind Carlos and Locke unhurriedly.

The sound of intermittent conversation floated from the front to the back.

"Did you bring your tickets? Go directly to my house. When you change your sexuality, remember to tell me, I will introduce my sister to you! If you let other women ruin you, it's better to make our Astro Boy cheaper!"

"Are you willing to let me be spoiled by your sister?"

"Who spoils who is not sure."

It wasn't until the two of them got into the bright-colored sports car parked on the side of the road and disappeared into the traffic with a whoosh, that the boy stopped, dragging his luggage and stood on the side of the road stupidly, looking at the direction in which the sports car disappeared.

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An hour later, Carlos and Locke successfully arrived at the door of Tongmu's room.

The log-colored corridor was unbelievably quiet. Carlos asked with his eyes, didn't he say all kinds of happy songs?

"I don't know. The servant at home said that she was still listening to music in the early hours of last night, and the windows and doors on the upper and lower floors were shaking."

Locke put his ear to Boywood's door and whispered.

Suddenly a sharp scream came from the room.

Locke immediately jumped two steps away, and the whole person slammed into the wooden door. "Bang--" followed by a tragic "Fuck!", but the wooden door remained motionless, and Locke folded his arms and knelt in front of the door, his face pale with pain.Carlos' Er Kang's hand was still in mid-air.

Although he wanted to laugh, he still put on a sympathetic face.

"Do you think you are making a movie, solid wood door, dear."

I really feel sad for Locke's IQ.

Click.

The door opened from the inside, and various screams and roars came from the 47-inch TV that was turned on.Carlos turned his head to follow the voice, and what caught his eyes was a beautiful woman with a pale face and reddish eyes. No amount of frail appearance could conceal the arrogance emanating from her.

The beauty first glanced at Carlos plainly, then folded her arms around her chest, raised her chin, condescendingly looked down at Locke, who was still kneeling on the ground, crying and rubbing his arms, with contemptuous eyes.

"I thought it was some dog that was in heat and knocking on the door. What's the matter? Scum Luo, finally couldn't control the evil root three inches below the belly button, and was going to press your dog's paw on my sister?"

"Damn it! I thought you were playing something like that, and I was going to give you some advice. What kind of horror movie are you watching in broad daylight! It's so boring!"

"Hehehe, you m dog, are you qualified to give me advice? Save yourself."

Facing his sister, Locke retreated again. He grinned and got up, took out a ticket from his pocket with his uninjured hand, and stuffed it directly into Tong Mu's hand.However, the other party didn't appreciate it, and slapped the outstretched claws away. The ticket turned over leisurely in mid-air, spun around, and slid slowly onto the wooden floor.

Locke pursed his lips into a grin.

"Tsk, you'd better not pick it up, this is your male god's concert ticket, and it's a special seat. Hmph."

He shook his head, hummed softly and walked downstairs.

"Ha! Who do you think I am?"

After completely losing sight of his own brother, the menacing man suddenly fell into the shadows, lowered his head and looked at the tickets on the floor, and clenched his fists tightly on both sides of his thighs.

After watching the way the two siblings got along, Carlos just wanted to say that these two guys are too awkward.Sighing, he bent down, picked up the ticket on the floor, and handed it to Tong Mu.Said lightly with an expression on his face.

"For this ticket, Tong Luoke owed me a great favor."

The proud girl went online immediately, she raised her eyebrows, and said "Which onion are you, why are you still standing here?" She looked at Carlos's face for the first time, and the oncoming impact on her face made her lose her mind for a moment .Three seconds later, she shifted the focus of her gaze to Carlos' neck a little stiffly.

"Can an unknown person afford the favor of the Tong family?"

The other girls are blowing hair, and Locke's sister is blowing thorns.Like an irritated hedgehog.Carlos's bad intentions came again.He smiled jokingly, stroked Tong Mu's cheek to chin with the ticket, and rubbed it frivolously.

The body of the molested person froze, his face turned from white to red, and with all his strength, he slapped Carlos in the face.

With the other hand he easily grabbed the wrist that was thrown over him, Carlos relied on his height advantage to press Tong Mu against the door panel, and lowered his head presumptuously to look at the glaring man.

"Your brother said that if you don't get married in the future, you will give it to me to spoil it. I saw it today, and it is really lively and delicious. I am very satisfied. I must come to the concert on July 7, and I will wait for you~"

Pushing the ticket into Tong Mu's palm and forcing her to hold it tightly, Carlos let go of the restraint, gave her a back view and left.

"asshole--"

Amidst the angry roar, Carlos came to the downstairs hall. Locke was sitting on the sofa, slapped his face, and asked the servant to help him apply the medicated oil.A strong smell of live oil filled the nostrils.Stepping forward in two steps, he asked for the medicated oil from the gentle and caring maid, and motioned Locke to turn sideways so that his injured arm faced him.

With such gentle touching and rubbing, when will the congestion be able to dissipate.

"I'm so touched! It's the first time I experience the existence of friendship from you!"

Hehe, I really hope you can keep this face that moved you to tears later.

Carlos poured the medicated oil into the palm of his right hand. After putting the bottle away, he held Locke's arm with his left hand, tightened his five fingers, and firmly clasped the arm muscles.

"Don't hold on so tightly, take it easy, take it easy—"

Hehe, don't hurry up, won't you waste the opportunity to experience friendship when you run away later?

Without saying anything, Carlos gave Locke a gentle smile that he would never forget in his life.

He trembled for some unknown reason, but before he could figure out the secret smile, when Carlos' right hand pressed against his injured arm, his mind went blank for an instant, and his whole body shrank into a ball in pain.

"Damn it! It hurts to death! Take it easy! Take it easy!"

The injured hand was completely under control, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pull it out, and the more he pulled it, the tighter Carlos' five fingers were clasped, and the more pain he felt.

In desperation, he could only desperately use the other to stop Carlos' claws, but it was useless.Their wrist strength levels are not at all equal.

You are kind enough to rub the medicated oil for you, but you don't want to let it go with a grateful face and a sad face, but you are still tossing and tossing?

Locke's resistance angered Carlos, and his right hand followed the red and swollen muscle texture more quickly, up and down, up and down, and rubbed vigorously with the wrist bone.

At this moment, Locke was in so much pain that he had no strength to push Carlos away. Like a small shrimp, he bowed in pain and screamed endlessly. If it wasn't for one arm being clamped, he might have slipped to the ground. Rolled all over the carpet.

Visible to the naked eye, Locke's eyes filled with tears.

"The deeper the love, the more real the pain, dear, have you realized my love for you?"

From his charming, gentle smiling face that is enough to make people addicted, you can't realize how strong his wrist is on Locke's arm!

Let go!Let me roll on the rug! by Locke who wants to cry but has no tears

"I, I got it! Please let me go! I don't feel any pain anymore! No need to rub it!"

"Huh? Is it really not hurting anymore?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore!"

Needless to say, Carlos pressed his wrist against Locke's arm and spun around vigorously. Suddenly, the screams rang through the sky again.

"Oh, it seems that your body is more honest than your mouth. Come on, continue. Our friendship is not so short-lived."

Under Carlos' bright smile, Locke's whole body was petrified.The maid on one side couldn't bear to look directly, and silently exited the hall.Tong Mu, who was attracted by his brother's tragic howl, was lying in the dark on the second floor, watching Locke's tragic posture the whole time.

Suddenly, Carlos downstairs raised his head, and those golden pupils directly met Tong Mu's black pupils. The latter immediately retracted his head to the dark place, pressed his heavily heaving chest with one hand, and dragged two soft The broken legs crawled back into the room.

Beep!too horrible! Don't come on July 7st!She didn't dare to go, but she didn't dare not to go!I always feel that the end will be worse by her brother tat