The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

The cohabitation life of the two lasted only two weeks. In early June, Gu Sen took the company's chief designer to France. It is said that he was shooting a creative advertisement for a well-known brand. Anyway, he was on a business trip for half a month.The protagonist was away, and Carlos also moved back to his mansion in Shanghai and lived a life of residence.

After returning to China, he and yy's mainstream activities finally coincided, and he became more active in the channels and trade union groups. The most obvious thing is that his relationship with the border town has become better, and he has gradually developed into a friend who talks about everything in Two-dimensional. .

【Border town prodigal son】

[Recently, the male god has not climbed the mic, so empty and lonely! ]

[I'm not on Lianliankan either, but the number is still on.I feel like I'm in a bad mood, does anyone know what happened? ]

[I don’t know, male gods rarely say things three times. ]

[I always feel that the atmosphere in the group is a bit depressing recently tat]

After closing the harem group in Biancheng, Carlos pulled out the friend list, and Biancheng's account was obviously online.After thinking about it, he knocked on the door.

The first day of the first lunar month: male god!Did you sign a contract last time?

The opposite is almost back in seconds.

Biancheng: Yes.

The first day of the first lunar month: so you are not happy these days?

Biancheng: Yes, a little bit, but it doesn't matter.

The first day of the first lunar month: The prodigal sons are very worried about you, so I won’t send out the chicken soup. Did the other party say that it didn’t meet the signing conditions?

Bian Cheng: Sorry for worrying you, I'll be fine soon.

Biancheng: As I said, the technique and tone are all good, but the image does not meet the requirements.

The first day of the first lunar month:...

Silently recalling the photos of Biancheng in his previous life, he is not considered a handsome person, but he can be regarded as an upper-middle class among ordinary people. He has reached the level of a handsome man. With some makeup, eyeliner, and trendy clothes, he immediately becomes a fresh and artistic youth. A Korean flower boy.

The first day of the first lunar month: Yan Zheng has a great figure, he is an idol singer.Don't be discouraged. Isn't the purpose of signing online singers is to make money?When you have more fans and become more popular, many companies are begging to sign you.You also don't want your fans to be attracted to your looks rather than your singing voice.

Bian Cheng: Yes, thank you.

The first day of the first lunar month: To be honest, this didn’t happen to me, so I can tell you this. If I was the one who was rejected, I would have turned the table and sprayed them, what a shit look.Didn't you see Lao Tzu's strength?

border town:……

Bian Cheng: Cough, but I also have to lose weight.They say my body line is not good enough :)

I always felt that it was a self-deprecating and wry smile, and suddenly felt very sad. Mr. Dian Dian also carried out extremely cruel weight loss actions at the beginning.The male gods are so miserable. For foodies, what a heinous evil is going on a diet, giving up desserts, and banning meat!

The first day of the first lunar month: male god!You must not go on a diet casually!Hurt!Eat more fruit, exercise more, take your time!The body is the capital of the revolution! ! !

Bian Cheng: Well, I know, thank you.

The first day of the first lunar month: It's a pity that I am not in the same city as the male god.My cooking skills are superb, I can take out healthy diet meals qaq every day, and I can also accompany you to jog to the ends of the earth in the sunset!

Bian Cheng: Uh, no need.

The first day of the first lunar month: I am just talking.

border town:……

The first day of the first lunar month: Pfft, male god, you are so cute.

The first day of the first lunar month: It is said that the trade union plans to meet in Shanghai in October. Will you be there?

Biancheng: Still considering.

The first day of the first lunar month: There are quite a lot of people, and it is said that there will be great masters in the cover music industry. From a utilitarian point of view, it is good for you to participate, and get to know more people, which may be helpful in the future.

Biancheng: Well, are you going?

First day of the first lunar month: I will not participate this time.

Although I really want to meet Ji with the male god, once the photos at the party are leaked, just his face, the four-stringed ow and Dubin in the circle must know each other, don't be too easy to lose the horse!It's just as good as it is now, chatting with the male god online when you have time, isn't it great.

After finishing the small talk, he logged on the long-lost Twitter, and the mailbox exploded again.The last update was three months ago.

: I'm going back to Shanghai in May!God, there is a country between us!

Dingding Jun: It just so happens that we will be touring China in July, and we will have a performance in Shanghai! !If you don’t bring delicious food, you won’t be allowed in if you have a ticket!I will speak to the agent!

Maknae: Big brother likes it!Even if you have a ticket, you will not be allowed to enter the venue!

In the comments below, the VIPs praised them one after another, this group of guys who have no love.

Carlos silently updated.

: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] This pile was originally intended to be given to the male god. It's a pity that I didn't buy a ticket, so I can only endure the heartache and eat it by myself.

Top Jun: Don’t, don’t, don’t! ! !I still have tickets here! ! ! ! !I will express it to you! ! !Send me the address! ! !

【Comment】

[My heart hurts my male god! ]

[The captain should take a good look at our top gentleman, he was kidnapped so easily, what should we do. ]

[My heart hurts myself! ! ! !By the way, our Korean VIP also has a delegation to go to Shanghai, hehe, how dare you not take our share, and you will not be allowed to enter the venue! ]

It can only be said that there are as many fans as there are male gods.The bloodbath on Twitter was because Carlos himself said that he would send a bunch of snacks to the VIP group in Shanghai in advance, so that they could be divided slowly between China and South Korea, which calmed down the foodie war.

Top Jun’s agent is really the conscience of the industry. Only two days after the Twitter incident, the tickets for the Shanghai show were sent to Carlos’ mansion. There are five tickets in total, with a sticky note in the middle. None of the previous Twitter photos can be accepted. Few, and the tickets are provided by the whole team, one for each person.

What's more, it doesn't matter if you have to be self-made, what the hell is ordering?

However, Carlos still likes to keep male gods in captivity compared to giving luxury cars or famous watches.Very satisfied.

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Staying at home, Carlos is profligate except for his skills. He is used to the sweet life of two people, and he feels a little lonely when he becomes alone again.However, he was not lonely for long, because as soon as the final exam was over, He Man packed up his bags and moved into a mansion.

"Haven't you heard of 'A man and a widow live together in the same room, the woman must suffer losses'?"

Carlos crossed his arms and leaned against the door of the study, looking helplessly at the little beauty who had taken over his computer.

"Come, come! I want to ban for a long time!"

He Man didn't take it seriously, didn't even give Carlos a look, and continued to knock on the keyboard.

"Your father is so generous."

"I can only say that his trust value and high sensitivity to you are astonishingly high, brother! Brother! Please feed me! I ran here without eating dinner! I was so hungry that my chest was stuck to my back!"

"Anyway, you look the same from the front to the back."

Poison girl skill get.

Being chased away by his own sister again, Carlos turned around and went to the first floor for supper. If he really wanted to have a child in the future, it must not be a girl, he would definitely be spoiled by himself, and he had to have a boy. .

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Here, after successfully driving away his own brother, He Man immediately boarded YY and entered the conference channel of Chang Chan. At 9 o'clock tonight, he will hold a meeting about the details of the first meeting of the trade union in October.

As soon as he entered the channel, he was discovered by the sharp-eyed Bingquan.

"Yo, good night!"

Followed the instructions and turned on Liberty Micro.At present, there are not too many people in the channel, and all of them have signed up for the face-to-face.

"Good evening!"

[public screen]

Spring and Autumn and Warring States: Damn, the contrast is cute! ! ! ! !Fortunately, how rude it is usually on the public screen!Wretched!Dirty!The voice is so sweet!Unscientific! !

"Hehe, I'm really looking forward to Mian Ji coming soon, maybe Xiaochunzi's three-dimensional is actually a weakling."

Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period: Get out, Lao Tzu is 180!Absolute assault!onslaught!Total attack!

"Is he really gay?"

Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period: Bah!I am a straight man!The straightest straight man!

"Okay, why do you two quarrel every time you meet?"

Bingquan was also helpless.

"Little friend, why are you acting like a fool~ I asked you why, but you didn't answer~ You said you loved me, is it true or not~ Say it clearly, explain it clearly, don't pretend to be stupid~"

Suddenly, a cappella was inserted forcefully.By the way, the flower demon also caught it on the public screen.

Flower Demon: There should be "Little Enemy" here! ! ! !

Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period:——

loss:——

It seems to be very interesting, Ling Feng's light is also green, and the "Little Enemy" sung by male and female voices is all kinds of magic.Others also played the time actively and cooperatively.

He Man in front of the computer has black lines all over his head.

In fact, after she joined Chanchan, the three people who got along the most easily and had the strongest relationship were Bingquan, Huayao, and Spring and Autumn and Warring States. I usually have nothing to do, but I often go out to go shopping or something.

The Spring and Autumn and Warring States are funny and fun.Facing him, He Man always has a sense of superiority in IQ, and he feels particularly bullied.After all, he has lived with Carlos for several years. Although he really dotes on He Man, his terrible way of expressing his love is that the more he likes you, the more he loves to bully you.Being suppressed in terms of IQ every day, being venomous, and drunk!

"Smalllady, the supper is ready. I'll put it in the dining room. You go down to eat by yourself. I'll take a shower first."

The knock on the door was covered by the magical chorus, so Carlos could only push the door open and call in.

"Ah? Okay, I see, I'll go down later."

When Carlos disappeared at the door again, the chorus also stopped.There are only about 10 people on the channel, but the public screen is very popular.

"Fuck! That's Mr., right? The voice is so good, so good, so good! I actually heard the live version! I'm so happy!"

The flower demon's excited voice came from the speaker.

"You're so excited, dear! Do you need it?"

After listening to Zaisu's voice for three or four years, he should get used to it, so He Man didn't quite understand the other party's excitement.

[public screen]

Flower Demon: Ahhhhhh! ! !Mr. is my god! ! ! !All his covers, my daily rounds! ! ! ! ! !Hey, it's a pity that my husband didn't record sheep counting, otherwise I would die of happiness, and I have to sleep with headphones every night!

"Sir, have you returned home?"

"Well, it's summer vacation."

"I'm still waiting for Mr. to join!"

I really feel heartbroken for my new best friend, in fact, your male god has already joined Chang Chan!It was also spoofed as a mascot!I don't know if the tears will fall after they know the truth.I really look forward to my own brother falling off the horse!

[public screen]

Flower Demon: If Mr. Chan Chan comes, Xiao Chunzi's Chan Chan general offensive status will definitely not be guaranteed.

Ice Spring: 1

Bump Man: 2

Spring and Autumn and Warring States: I am the overbearing emperor Gong! ! !Mister is an evil spirit and evildoer!Don't make it too obvious who the main attacker is.

Bingquan: Although I have never heard Mr. sing ancient style, but in terms of popularity, once his voice is pressed, it is a proper subwoofer attack sound.Special Su.

Flower Demon: Yes, especially Su! ! ! ! !Not to mention that his singing skills are the highest I have ever seen, even comparable to first-class singers, and there are too many types of songs he can control. If he really joins Chan Chan, it will be a total attack in various senses.

Ling Feng: Choose one of the male gods, 1 deduction for Mr., 0 deduction for Spring and Autumn

There is no suspense at all, the public screen is full of 1's.

[public screen]

Spring and Autumn and Warring States: ... Well, I admit that I am not enough Mr. Su, but why am I 0! ! ! ! ! !

Kui Kui: As long as everyone knows this matter well, do we have to tear it up and talk about it?

Spring and Autumn and Warring States: ...Okay, I understand, needless to say, I want to quietly qaq

Bian Cheng: Uh, actually, I want to ask, who is Mr.

Bingquan: ...

Flower Fairy: ...

Lose: ...

Ultraman:……

Ling Feng: Well, how should I put it, it’s the male voice that just came out of the microphone on the loss. He’s also an online singer, you know the four-stringed song, right?

Biancheng: I know.

Kuisui: It was the trade union that was torn up last time.

Bian Cheng: Well, I know.

Ling Feng: Sixian used to be called "Songdong". Mr. used to be its popular singer. He was known as the number one Su, and his name was "c". Because the bib is called Mr. C, fans nicknamed him Mr.His fan prefix is ​​gentleman or lady.

Bian Cheng: Oh, so he is Mr., and there are many prefixes in my group that are gentlemen and ladies.But they rarely do.

Ling Feng: Mister is Kui Kui's brother. After Kui Kui quit Sound Action, Mr. also quit.It is said that because of his studies, he temporarily retired from Two-dimensional.Whether it's timbre, technique or appeal, in this circle, it can really be called a master level.

Bingquan: Yes, he doesn't sing many covers, but all of them are classics.The few songs he collaborated with the queen are still fans of them to this day.It's a pity that the queen retired.

Flower Demon: [Connect] Come, come, come, this is all the resources collected by fans!Go and enjoy the border town!Come back and listen to the feedback! ! !

Biancheng: OK, let's go now.

Kuaishui: The male god is really obedient, what the fuck!I forgot my supper!I'll withdraw first, get off the stairs!

Flower Demon: I hate it! ! ! !Mister brand supper! ! !People also want it! ! !

Kui Kui: Don't worry, little fairy, I'll post a photo later to satisfy your hunger.

So, I am happy to hear and see, He Manchu reported to the office.

Dissatisfaction is loss: Qin Ge brand supper - homemade seafood noodles, full of love ~ [Photo]

【Comment】

[Unfortunately, hand over Mr., we can still be good friends! ! ! ! ! ]

[The voice is nice, the singing is great, and the figure is great!Now it also lights up cooking skills! ! !ask to marry qaq]

[Upstairs, stop talking! ! !With such a comparison, I want to dump my current boyfriend tat]

[Show your face, Mr. Show's frontal photo! ]

Dissatisfaction is a loss: I don’t want it, I was tortured for a long time in the last meat photo.You fellow pigs!

[You secretly send it to me, I won't tell the male god. ]

[10086]

Dissatisfaction is loss: I don't believe a word of what you said, goodbye.

He Man switched back to the channel, but the public screen was still lively.

[public screen]

Flower Demon: How is it?Is my husband Tesut domineering? !

Biancheng: Yes.The sound is very magnetic, and the pronunciation is too catchy.

Kui Kui: My brother is very handsome! !Very good figure! ! !About 183 now?Eight pack abs! ! !

Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period: Bragging!Sister paper, what is the concept of building eight-pack abs?

Kuisui: Lie to you and I will have poor breasts for the rest of my life! ! !

Ling Feng: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Bump Man: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Bingquan: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

border town:……

Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period: Damn it!

Lose: [Screenshot]

Kuai Kui: This is a photo of my six-pack abs last summer, but this year it has turned into an eight-pack.

Flower Demon: It is indeed my favorite one!So sexy!Can't stop licking! ! ! !I want to be the drop of water on my husband's abdominal muscles! ! ! ! !

Kuisui: Hua Xiaoyao, you idiot, get out of here!

Ling Feng: ...the rhythm of forcing other men to death.

Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period: Damn it!

border town:……

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In recent days, Carlos noticed that He Man always had a hesitant expression on his face.Thinking back to the recent video chat with Gu Sen, not to mention the time period, He Man was sleeping, just talking about the content of the chat, and there was no very explicit conversation, the chance of her discovering the adultery between the two is not high.

After thinking about it, Carlos is not a gossip person, so he quickly forgot about this, and continued to brush skills when it was time to brush skills.

Summarize the current state of the character.

Traits: Bad-natured, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, charismatic, brave

Happiness points: 5w

Lifetime rewards: quick learner, natural cook, fast metabolism, extra creativity, captivating audience, legendary host, keen observation skills

Family funds: 2 million

技能：厨艺10级、逻辑7级、运动10级、绘画9级、魅力7级、灵巧8级、唱歌8级、吉他5级、种植2级、钓鱼4级。

The painting skills can reach the full level at any time, Carlos has already pulled the expectation of [painting skills to the top level] worth 7500 happiness points to the task bar, and will brush it up in one go after school starts.As for why not brush now?The main thing is to give an explanation to the instructor. You see, I went to China and my painting skills have improved significantly!

The system skills are stable, that is, your level 9 painting skills, and the works you create, no matter what the theme is or your state at the time, reflect your level 9 level, and it will definitely not be level 8 or level 7 Even level 1.

If you want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you have no chance.

Then, dexterity has been upgraded from level 7 to 8. The closer to the goal, the next Luxury Pavilion will be located in Beijing. Carlos' plan is to fill up the dexterity before starting construction, and be sure to get that building discount!

The last is the charm skill, which was directly upgraded to level 7 within the short two weeks of cohabitation with Gu Sen.Relying on kissing, hugging, masturbating, and various cycles throughout the whole process, it is worth 130 hours of experience!

What a mourning sickness!