The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

m&y is a creative design company. It can undertake landscape design, product design, event planning, and any business that can be related to design.In recent years, with the gradual expansion of the company's scale, more and more first-class designers began to gather here.

The people-oriented management concept spreads in every corner of the company. The self-service restaurant is free for employees, and the dishes are customized from the surrounding restaurants voted by employees every week.Recreation room, lounge, smoking area, pantry, and even a gym for employees.

Whether it is welfare or treatment, it can be called a conscientious enterprise.

None of the employees who stayed on through probation have ever left.

The cohesion of the company is outstanding.

And because most of the company's employees are engaged in the design industry, only a small part is related to administration and business, so the company system is relatively simple and relaxed.Especially designers, as long as you can guarantee to submit high-quality works on time, you can do everything you want in the office, as long as it does not affect other people.

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At 9 o'clock, accompanied by his assistant, Gu Sen walked into his company slowly. Two beauties at the front desk stood up with smiles and called "Mr. Gu, Good morning Assistant Lin".After nodding slightly, the two took the elevator directly to the office on the fourth floor.

After closing the office door, the originally tense face suddenly became discouraged. Assistant Lin loosened his tie and fell down on the leather sofa in the office consciously.

"Damn it, I only know now how happy I was when I was your driver to take you to work every day! Sincerely, I am fed up with the speed you are driving now! Even a schoolboy on a bicycle can despise us! You What stimulated you to suddenly dare to drive again?"

"My daughter-in-law said that pure men should not have psychological shadows."

Gu Sen sat down on his boss chair calmly without even looking at the man with no image, turned on the computer with his expression still paralyzed, entered the password and clicked on the yellow folder on the desktop, entered the password again, and started the daily card round Lowe's photo.

As a boss who doesn't understand design at all and doesn't do business at all, as long as Yang Batian doesn't need him to accompany him, he who guards his own company, sits in the office stupidly every day, relying on this folder to pass the time!

Seeing his serious face, Mr. Assistant was very moved. Although his friend and boss has studied the design principles and video tutorials of various design software for so many years, he still doesn’t understand anything, but he is motivated enough. Touch the world!

too young too simple!

Perhaps Gu Sen was indeed studying various design-related things at the beginning, but in the past two years, he has been silently fooling his suitors!This is because he didn't even know what kind of magic he had in the first place, so he secretly stored any information about Carlos.

However, now I have to praise my former self, well done!

After the daily tasks were completed, he opened the browser again, logged on to a certain literary website skillfully, clicked on the Pure Love channel, and continued to watch the modern danmei novels he was following recently.As for the relationship between men and men, he is just a first-time brother. Yang Batian and his wife got along with each other when they were young, and there was no reference at all, so he could only silently and secretly learn from the BL novels. absorb knowledge.

However, that is fiction!Novel!Novel!

This is destined to be a tragedy.

"By the way, I heard from the Rockman that you have found a relationship with a child who is 8 or 9 years younger than you? Damn, are you ruining minors? What is your conscience?"

The assistant put his feet on the marble coffee table in front of the sofa unceremoniously, and the expression on his face could not be more vivid.

"He's an adult."

Gu Sen calmly copied the information about Xiao Gong cooking for Xiao Shou mentioned in the novel into the notepad.

"That's just an adult. A typical old cow eats young grass. I'm not shy."

He didn't notice that the "he" used by Gu Sen was the one next to the single person.After all, it is Mandarin, and the assistant's jaw dropped in minutes when he changed to English.

Faced with this obvious disgust and contempt, Gu Sen had no intention of continuing to answer the conversation, he secretly opened the company management group.I just got through the wet weather recently, and many projects have started. Most of the designers in the company are busy with work and are not active in the group.

Currently there are only a few employees chatting in the group.

【m&y】

Gu Sen: A cup of coffee and a cup of jujube honey in the office.

Secretariat on the fourth floor: Received!

Gu Sen: No need to knock on the door, just go in.

Secretariat on the fourth floor: ok!

After only living together with Carlos for a week, Gu Sen felt that his heart had gradually been stained black.He took a sympathetic glance at lying on the sofa crookedly like a hooligan, with his legs hanging on the coffee table, whistling and flipping through the photos of Japanese girls he took out from his file bag.

He could already imagine, when the beautiful secretary he had been chasing recently came in, and saw his frustrating face, that face that was fucked up.

I'm still very happy to think about it.

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This couple who have begun to assimilate, one is trying to cheat others, what is the other doing?

Carlos finally got away from the enthusiastic old man, and he didn't dare to stay in Beijing at all. The matter in Shanghai was completely settled. The boss and consultants stayed in China. The consultant who gets the boss's weekly salary can't be willful, so he can only part with his boss at the airport in Beijing and go back to the United States alone.

Carlos finally breathed a sigh of relief after the consultant's face full of grievances and accusations disappeared at the end of the passage.Can a workaholic who accepts work so unwillingly be called a workaholic?Bad review!

When he got off the plane at Shanghai Airport, Carlos didn't inform anyone, and took the key of Gu Sen's house and went directly to the apartment.

The sound of pots and pans was constantly heard in the kitchen. Carlos was sweating profusely while wearing an apron printed with little yellow chickens. Loving lunch.Thinking of Gu Sen's obviously thin face, Pineapple Zonggong was in an extremely depressed mood, and all the meat he had managed to raise was gone!

The senior is also true, he always loves to bully his family's men.

Sure enough, the days were too carefree.

Bad intentions flared up again. After the meals were almost ready, Carlos took out two long yellow-brown sticks from the carry-on list. A slightly fishy smell rushed directly to his nose. Carlos held his own with one hand. Nose, throw it directly into the prepared warm water, and after the smell is gone, he immediately washes his hands to remove the smell.

"Fuck, it's really authentic, the taste is so fucking authentic!"

After preparing the pork knuckle, hen and other soup ingredients, Carlos worked hard to deal with the two long strips, washed them, rubbed them dry, chopped them into small pieces, and boiled them three times in a row with various ginger and onion wines. Finally, throw all the ingredients into the soup pot and simmer for a while.

Taking advantage of this time, Carlos dialed Xiao Tian's phone number, chatted casually, then asked the other party's location and asked him to wait there.

After packing up all the meals and leaving another pot of stew to continue cooking, Carlos drove the supercar and flew towards Xiao Tian's location with a load of things.

"Hey, this is for you. If a man is weak, he has to make it up. Don't be shy. If it's not enough, ask me for it."

After waiting for Carlos for no reason for half an hour, after seeing the blinding fluorescent green car again, Xiao Tian was in a bad mood. He stiffly took a large thermos bottle handed over by the other party, and subconsciously twisted it open. A strong meaty aroma spread from the bottle cap.

"Nothing to show courteousness, rape or steal, what do you want to do?"

The idiot's brain was pumped again, and he didn't pay attention to Carlos' opening remarks at all.

"Hey, you haven't been with my senior lately, have you? He's worried about you, hey, he's worried that you're not very useful, so let me get you some good ingredients. I put two of the sika deer whips I finally got, I heard it's very useful."

Carlos has inquired from Gu Sen. In recent weeks, Gu Sen and Xiao Tian have been socializing with suppliers, drinking a lot of alcohol, and with May disease, let alone exercising in bed, even jogging for a while All dizzy and headache.Now that the project has started again, the materials and everything have been negotiated, so there is nothing wrong with them. Instead, Yang Batian will have to report to the construction site every day for the next month and inspect the progress.

Xiao Tian, ​​who was standing by the car, read Carlos' words through his brain, and his face suddenly darkened after he understood.He gritted his teeth and showed a grin, which was really eerie, but the more he did it, the happier Carlos was.

"At first, I was worried about tiring him. After all, he has been busy for the past month. It seems that I thought too much. Although I don't think it is necessary, thank you very much. I have something to do, let's go first."

Carlos leaned on the car window, smiling and watching Xiao Tian, ​​who was gradually blackening with a thermos, go away.He took out his mobile phone and dialed Yang Batian's number.

"Hello, senior. The old man in Beijing will be on the plane at around 8:[-] tomorrow morning. He said that he wants to see the renderings and models of the North District Collection Hall to be built in person. Remember to receive it."

"Ok, leave it to me."

"Don't oversleep, there are quite a lot of people accompanying the old man."

"Don't worry, thank you so much for this incident."

"Senior, what do you say, let alone our relationship, I also have an investment in this project."

I can't get Carlos' sinister intentions at all, Yang Batian is grateful for all kinds of guarantees and will make the old man feel the enthusiasm from Shanghai tomorrow!

Has this buddy forgotten that he is a Beijinger?Besides, let's hope he doesn't have to be so hard to get out of bed tomorrow.

After successfully digging a hole for Yang Batian, Carlos happily drove to Gu Sen's company.Holding the food basket, he walked slowly towards the front desk while admiring the decoration of the m&y lobby.

The people who came in and out of the lobby almost lost their minds for a moment when they saw this handsome mixed-race guy. The two front desk ladies even straightened their backs, showing the sweetest smiles, waiting for the handsome guy to come up to him for consultation. The voice hooked up.

Carlos, however, brushed past them and entered the elevator next to the front desk until the light stopped on the fourth floor.

The two beauties at the front desk tidied up their glass hearts, and began a series of speculations about Carlos' identity.

"The handsome guy went to the fourth floor? There are only President Gu, Assistant Lin and the Secretary-General. Who is he looking for?"

"Could it be a food delivery?"

"Fuck, driving a sports car to deliver food? Don't tease me, the car is still parked at the door! It must not be the Secretary-General's boyfriend."

"why?"

"If she had a boyfriend, Assistant Lin wouldn't have chased her away, so maybe it's Assistant Lin's friend? The assistant seems to know a few wealthy second generations in Shanghai."

"Why can't you be Mr. Gu's friend?"

"Have you never heard of Gu always being a tough guy who is so cool that he has no friends?"

Makes sense!

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The fourth floor was obviously not crowded, and the corridor was very quiet. Carlos came to Gu Sen's office helplessly through the sign, and the door was open.

"Hey honey!"

Carlos closed the door and came to Gu Sen's desk with a basket in hand.

Hearing the familiar voice, Gu Sen immediately turned off the novel interface and returned the computer screen to the desktop.

"Oh, sneaky, what are you looking at?"

"Cough, nothing."

Not believing the other party's words at all, Carlos pulled away the chair Gu Sen was sitting on, sat down on his lap, took the mouse and clicked on the browser record.A pair of warm hands wrapped around his waist, Carlos didn't care, and continued to read the historical records.When he saw the chapter links of the series of pure love novels all over the screen, he almost laughed out loud.

"Damn it, you are too cute, why are you watching this secretly?"

He casually clicked on the 32 chapters of a certain novel, and quickly browsed through it.It just happened to describe the scene of cheating in the office.Carlos imitated the description of the novel maliciously, rubbing his butt against Gu Sen's thigh.

"At this moment, you should say to me in a wild manner, 'Do you know that you are playing with fire'?"

He put his lips against the corners of Gu Sen's and spoke slowly.Noticing that the arms around his waist were stiff, he chuckled lightly.

The lips kissed the other's chin lightly, and kissed along the cheek to the earball.

"'You annoying little fairy', this line of dialogue is also suitable for use now, what do you think?"

Damn, I didn't feel it when I watched it, why I always feel so ashamed to say it from my daughter-in-law!

"Well, let me see, what's the next dialogue."

Ruthlessly pushing away Gu Sen's face that was leaning over to kiss, Carlos moved his body back to the computer, holding the mouse in one hand and really intending to click on the content of Chapter 33.

Thinking of those shameful dialogues, Gu Sen decisively hooked out the power plug under the table with his feet.After the computer automatically went black when the power was off, he lifted Carlos from his lap.

"Hungry. Eat."

Shrugging, Carlos took the food out of the basket cooperatively.While talking about the interesting things they encountered in Beijing, they opened the insulation boxes one by one and piled them in front of Gu Sen.

"Not pine nut fish."

"Steamed crucian carp, your stomach has been suffering too much recently, so take care of it."

Ignoring Gu Sen's silent protest, Carlos scraped off the fish belly with chopsticks and threw it on his bowl.Seeing someone still not moving his chopsticks, he smiled contemptuously.

"You are only 4cm taller than me, but you weigh less than me now, right? If you use the standing pose, I think with your current state, you might not even be able to hug me."

……

His own daughter-in-law questioned his strength as an attacker, but what he said was too reasonable.Gain weight!Gain weight!Gain weight!exercise!exercise!exercise!

Seeing Gu Sen contentedly as if he had revenge for his wife with the food, although his movements were not fast, he tried his best to clear the food on the table. Carlos was in a good mood, pulled another chair and sat beside him, She rested her chin on her hands and watched her sweetheart eat.

"Don't eat?"

"The plane meal hasn't been digested yet."

Picking out one of the crucian carp's eyeballs from the fish's socket, he pinched it back and forth several times with his chopsticks before he managed to secure it firmly. Gu Sen moved the chopsticks to Carlos's mouth.

"Open your mouth."

"Aww - I want another one too."

Carlos doesn't like eating fish too much, but he only likes to eat the eyeballs of fish. He uses his teeth to slowly gnaw off the white layer on the eyeballs. This process always brings him a little fun.It can be regarded as a little-known hobby of his.

After eating, Carlos cleaned up the table and took out the yogurt he bought at the supermarket on the road.Lifting the lid, suddenly, he thought of something, and turned his head to ask Gu Sen.

"Do you lick the lid when you drink yogurt?"

Although he didn't know why he asked such a question, Gu Sen still shook his head honestly.

"It really is a local tyrant."

After feeding all the yogurt into Gu Sen's mouth, Carlos took out his mobile phone, took a photo of the empty yogurt and the full-glued lid, and posted a scarf on it. Of course, it was his artist account.

The first day of the first lunar month: Since becoming a local tyrant, I no longer lick the lid after drinking yogurt!Rich, willful!I'm just so stupid!Come beat me up! [picture]

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【Comment】

[Fu who was dazzled! ! ! ! !Hahaha! ! ! ! ]

[The poor hang who licks the lid every time he drinks yogurt just lies here silently watching the neck master pretending to be qaq]

[Holy shit, Yuan Chun really needs a beating! ! ! ! ! ]

[Want to beat up our imperial concubine?I asked the border town male god Muyou! ! ! ! ]

[I'm curious where Yuanchun is, this desktop looks like it's from the office? ps, several cp buildings in Yuanchun and Biancheng have been built in the forum recently. ]

[Yes, there are also Duan Zi hand-written several small abuse articles about a generation of beloved concubines and benevolent knights far away from the rivers and lakes and courts.It's too occupant. ]

[I've also read that Yuanchun's aura is too strong, she's an absolute queen, Border Town can't hold her down =-=, the role setting in the little abuse novel is reversed. ]

Without continuing to look down, Carlos picked up the lid and licked all the yogurt on it.For foodies, wasting food is shameful!

Seeing the white yogurt on Carlos' mouth, Gu Sen endured it, but he still couldn't hold it back. He reached out and pinned Carlos' head over, and licked off the white liquid from the corner of his mouth.Never knowing what restraint is, Carlos took the initiative to hug Gu Sen's head, and moved his lips to the other's lips that he couldn't put it down.

The two shamelessly exchanged yogurt-scented saliva in the office.

"boom--"

The office door was roughly opened from the outside.

"Fuck! What are you doing!"