The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

In the circle, it is very common for two-dimensional friendship to develop to three dimensions.But it is not easy for two-dimensional love to develop to three dimensions.Death by light and long distance are big problems.Moreover, the personality shown in Two-dimensional is not equal to the true temperament in the three-dimensional.

So for the buddies in the circle who are able to run, everyone is saying congratulations, but they are more or less pessimistic in their hearts.

No amount of emotion can match time and distance.

Recently, there was a big event in the circle. The two great masters of the cover music circle appeared and broke the news. The marriage registration certificate and rings posted on the scarf at the same time blinded the eyes of countless people.In order to share the joy of newlyweds, but also to repay the fans for their support all the time.

The Dashen couple decided to hold a wedding song party in the circle, inviting more than a dozen familiar friends as guests.

The four-stringed female singer who appeared last time happened to be the man's younger sister, and she was confirmed to be there.And He Man even found out that the gurgling OW Bingquan is a mutual friend of both men and women, and this time he attended as the host, so he decisively went through the back door and won the first song sequence of a female singer for Border Town, which was second to last in the audience .

The local tyrant fans of Biancheng's family are all gearing up and sharpening their knives, ready to play a big game.Looking forward to the stars and the moon every day, waiting for the song to come, definitely more impatient than the two newly married protagonists.

As the party involved in the whole incident, Biancheng was kidnapped by expert fans to the game platform every day, and experienced the Lianliankan of repeated defeats and repeated defeats.Every time the harem management held a meeting, he was directly blocked from the outside. I guess he was also suffering in his heart. Being a male god and doing what he did, his heart was too stuffy.

The time soon came to the day of the wedding song.The relevant personnel who participated in this activity of looking for a venue were all gathered in a YY group called [Papa Papa], and the unified actions were arranged by He Man.

【Clap clap clap】

Kuai Kui: Attention all units, there are still two more time before the male god.Captains, take stock of the situation of the team, and deduct 1 if you are ready.

Flower team captain: 1

Captain of local tyrants: 1

Subtitle team leader: 1

Public screen team captain: 1

Screenshot team leader: 1

Screen recorder: 1

Recorder: 1

Kui Kui: Where's Mr. Thigh? ? ?

The first day of the first month: 1

The first day of the first lunar month: By the way, the OW of this channel is Xiaoxi, right?

Kui Kui: Yes, I asked you to be the singer on the special cover, don't you know her very well?What's wrong?

The first day of the first lunar month: Oh, I suddenly remembered something. After the male god is on, all the stage effects will be turned on, pay attention to my signal, and the units will not move until the signal is given.

Local Tyrant Team Captain: What signal?

The first day of the first lunar month: =-= Everyone knows it at a glance.

Kui Kui: ...Don't make it too low-key, lest you won't see it.

First day of the first lunar month: Yes.

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"Welcome to the next guest, a strong newcomer from our murmur - Biancheng!"

The field controller of the newlyweds channel quickly embraced Biancheng with Yimai. When Bingquan and Biancheng were chatting and wishing the newlyweds, the public screen suddenly exploded.

[public screen]

[Fuck! ! ! !Am I dazzled?Someone opened the king! ! ! ! ]

[I'm going!It's Yuanchun!Hammer the ground, big touch!If you want to drive it, you have to drive it in the male god's den! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[12W ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !wife!Come out and see the local tyrants! ! ! ! ]

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, the local tyrants in the harem of the border town have followed suit with full titles, fortunately they are not as crazy as Yuan Chun and directly open the king TAT! ! ! ]

[Blind my dog's eyes, the VIP seats are all border town harem!The imperial concubine is mighty and domineering!Unified VIP seats! ]

Bride-Xiaoxi: ...Xiao Chunzi, what stimulated you?

The first day of the first lunar month: It’s a gift for you =-= It’s okay, anyway, I won’t continue, I’ll go back to the male god’s den and open it again next month.

Bride-Xiaoxi: I've dumped my man now, is there still time for you, Lily?I am very easy to raise!

[Ask for the shadow area in the groom's heart! ]

[Green cloud cover! ! ! ! !Being divorced after only a few days of marriage is also heartbreaking for the groom! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: I can think about it if you replace your husband.

Bride-Xiaoxi: ...Husband!Come on!After getting close to this rich woman, I will be your mistress! ! ! !

[Typical of stinky face! ! ! ! ! !However, I also want to say!Please take me! ! ! ! ! ]

"Okay, you guys, let's not let people sing! By the way, Yuan Chun! Let me be included too! Can sing! Can be cute! Can warm the bed!"

Bingquan's laughing voice sounded.

"Okay, don't talk about it, now I invite the border town!"

Although the public screen is still noisy, but when Yimai starts to play the accompaniment, they can't afford it anymore.Because the entire screen is covered with various colors [Marriage is the grave of love, but don't be sad, everyone will eventually walk into the grave, don't worry, Amen! 】

Before the public screen began to complain, a large round of 5 small red roses began to be swiped again, and after swiping, there were 5 blue roses.On the other side of the stage, there was even more show-stopping. The diamond rings in the group of 66 never stopped. In the time of two songs, the weekly contribution list of the channel was slaughtered by the harem of the border town after the VIP seats.The leader is still Carlos' artist number.

[public screen]

[... Finally stopped, I just didn't dare to type at all! ! !This scene is too Nima spectacular! ! ! ]

[Fuck, Yuanchun!You are so inhumane, does your male god know! ! ! ! ]

Chan Chan Singer-Bian Cheng: Now I know, it turns out that you have been doing this without telling me.

Chan Chan-Kui Kui: This is to support the male god!The beauties in the back, our little hanging silks can only do so much at most, let your local tyrants come out quickly!Ask for advice and be a man!Please slap me! ! !Come come come! ! !

[Pfft——I just said, why was it so peaceful a few days ago, so I was waiting here, waiting for a big fight! ]

[Cough, although I really want to see the tearing, but it’s not good to tear it up at other people’s wedding song...]

Bride-Xiaoxi: It's all right!Look at the gift money!Just tear it up! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Hahaha! ! !goddess! ! !You are doing well! ! ! ! ! ]

Although he said so, Carlos still told He Man in the group to stop making trouble.After all, the face has already been slapped back, so it's fine to let it out.

She was caught off guard, and after the mic was off in the border town, the female singer bluntly said her blessings, and left in a hurry after singing two songs not so well.In the whole process, there were only a few groups of small gifts.

【Border town prodigal son】

border town:……

Kui Kui: God, how are you feeling now?Isn't it very touching!Special feeling!Very cool?When dealing with that kind of person, the more patient you are, the more arrogant she will be, and the more she will step on you!At this time, you have to slap back, and if you get scared, she won't dare to mess with you again!

border town:……

[In other words, the imperial concubine just now is too domineering!Actually opened the king silently! ! ! ! ]

[Yeah, I almost couldn’t react. After I opened Earl, I recharged online banking directly, otherwise I couldn’t afford QAQ for the gifts in the future. Before playing heartbeat next time, please let me know!Scared the baby to death! ]

[I said that I saw you driving the earl, so I drove it impulsively, but it was too late to recharge the male god and started singing, and did not send many sets of gifts TAT]

[fine!have us! ! !Fortunately, after the male god got off the mic, he was on the top of the ice spring. If it was that bitch, the gift would have been cheaper for her. ]

Kui Kui: You guys can't stop giving gifts, the male gods have been micking for tens of seconds, and you are still giving them, and I am also drunk.

border town:……

The first day of the first lunar month: Don’t worry about male gods, we all buy gifts according to our own ability, we don’t force it, and this activity is also voluntary, so you really don’t have to think too much.

[Yes!God, don't mind! ! ! ! !This is all intentions! ! ! ]

Biancheng: I am a little concerned about asking everyone to spend so much money.

[Just buy one less piece of clothing! ! !The face of the male god is guarded by us! ! ! ! ! ]

Kui Kui: It's okay, Yuan Chun didn't even allow the student party to participate in the swiping of gifts in this event, and only let them save their flowers to swipe the public screen.Those who can brush are working parties, and they only participate if there is no pressure.

[The male god is so considerate of us, he is almost moved to tears! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: Alright, let's talk slowly, I'll catch up with some homework.

Lose money: gray gray!

[Waving! ]

Just as Carlos was about to quit YY, suddenly a friend request popped up, and it turned out to be from Border Town.Although it's been a while since they entered the harem of the border town, due to time constraints, the two of them didn't communicate much.

Somewhat flattered, he accepted the application.

Carlos didn't notice that since dating Gu Sen, his enthusiasm for various male gods has dropped significantly.For example, Top Jun, who is far away in South Korea, has been flying all over the world due to the booming explosion in recent years. The snack delivery has been suspended, and the communication basically relies on private messages on Twitter.

It was also obvious when facing the border town. Before, being friended by the male god himself, I didn't know where my heart was flying. It's not like now, it's so calm.

The first day of the first lunar month: Hello God! ! ! !

Bian Cheng: You are also welcome... This time, I really trouble you.I'd better return the king's money to you.

The first day of the first lunar month: TAT, male god, you are too hurt a fan's heart!

Bian Cheng: Uh, I didn't...

First day of the first lunar month: I won't ask for money anymore!But if you want to agree with me, male god, I will still accept it reluctantly! ! !Come!Do not consecrate carelessly! ! ! !

border town:……

The first day of the first lunar month: QAQ, the male god is too upright, it is so difficult to flirt with!Well, even if this matter is over, don't even think about it, male god, you just need to sing well and you'll be fine, don't worry about other things!I have to catch up with my homework too, the male god is ashamed~

Bian Cheng: Well, work hard.

After saying goodbye to the soft male god, Carlos slammed into the world of colors again. After a week, he finally completed the task assigned by his mentor.After getting the approval, he immediately packed his things and flew directly to Beijing, where Mr. Consultant had been waiting for a long time.

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While Carlos was busy in Beijing, Gu Sen, Yang Batian and others were discussing how to solve the North District issue in the Emperor's private room.It stands to reason that after winning the bid for the North District project, they have already started to prepare and organize relevant manpower, equipment, labor and other resources, and things are already on the right track.

However, the project was suddenly stopped.

The person in charge who originally signed the project contract with them was investigated, and the new successor was directly dispatched from Beijing to Shanghai to take over the work.For this costly project, the new project team conducted a comprehensive investigation on whether there were gray transactions in it.

It was also Yang Batian and the others who were lucky. They were able to win this project at the beginning, not because of money, but because of power.In Shanghai, when they joined forces, the person in charge at the time dared not accept their money and let them go easily.Therefore, the investigation is not a problem. The only problem is that the new person in charge does not trust them. Although it is not necessary to change the partners, he still proposes to add another participating unit on the basis of the original contract.

No one wants to give a stranger a bite of the fat in his mouth.However, no matter how much effort Yang Batian and the others put in, it's useless. Sending money?Don't be stupid, what did the last one die of?Take advantage?People are doing business, and everything is done through legal channels, afraid of you?

Now that the other party is dead, either add a new partner, or re-bid the project.

"Damn it, it's so unlucky to be arrested at this time! If the project is delayed, let alone making money, you will die every minute."

He clamped down the cigarette butt dangling from his mouth, and squeezed it into the ashtray with all his might.Yang Batian's frown, which hasn't been relieved for the past few days, is still deeply wrinkled, and he could directly pinch a fly to death.

"I can't do anything here, do you want to engage a third party?"

Locke flipped through the newly obtained information, and threw out a sentence without raising his eyes.

"At this juncture, if something happens to the third party, they don't need to be interrogated to know who did it. Don't expose your IQ."

Xiao Tian glanced at Locke with contempt.

"His family can't do anything?"

In such a stalemate situation, if it cannot be resolved, it will really be a bamboo basket to fetch water-all in vain.Lin Zihao frowned.

"Don't say that the husband and wife are in a good relationship. We are all big men here. Who can we find to hook up with the family's wife?"

As Xiao Tian was talking, he became thoughtful. Suddenly, he put his hands together and stood up from the sofa excitedly.

"No, we still have a female killer here! In this case, close the door decisively and let Carlos go! Uh, why do you look at me like this?"

Locke, who was sitting opposite Xiao Tian, ​​pulled out a false smile, and slapped the words just now back on Xiao Tian's face.

"Stop revealing your IQ, look at your neighbor. Have you considered Gu Sen's feelings at the expense of Carlos' beauty?"

Fuck!Why step on thunder again!He is definitely against this couple!

Fortunately, Gu Sen's temperament has become cold in recent years, so he didn't bother with him.Gu Sen took the second document from Locke, which was related to the person in charge of the latest project. Due to time constraints, even they could not find more information.

"It can't be delayed any longer. Since there is no chance to prevent third-party intervention, now we can only keep as much interest as possible. Let's talk again tomorrow."

As Gu Sen said, he threw the few pages of materials that he had turned over to Yang Batian.The latter's face was still unhappy, and he nodded helplessly.

Indeed, if it continues to drag on, it will collapse.

The atmosphere in the box was silent for a while, and suddenly, Yang Batian's cell phone rang. He glanced at the incoming call, with a startled expression, and quickly picked it up.

"...Yes, I am....Yes....Of course, yes, yes, definitely! Thank you so much! Okay, I have a chance to have dinner together, goodbye."

After the nearly 15-minute call ended, Yang Batian pulled Xiao Tian who was beside him and gave him a hot kiss. Ten seconds later, he threw him away and rushed towards Gu Sen.When he wanted to use the old trick to pull the other party over and send him a fiery hug, Gu Sen covered his face with a palm and pushed him away silently.

"how?"

Fuck, this stinky shameless, he has to save his first hug every day for his wife!

"I'm going to go! Carlos is too good!"

Not discouraged by Gu Sen's rude refusal, Yang Batian couldn't hold back his excitement and kept waving his fists.

"What's the matter, little angel?"

Locke asked while pushing Xiao Tian who was thrown on him away.

"Carlos didn't know where he got the news. The new person in charge especially listened to the words of the old man. The old man was the old president of the Cultural Relics Association, and he was very patriotic and loved the post. So he brought the cultural relics he bought back to the door directly and said Donate to the country for free. Damn it! The quality is very high, what's the meaning of "collection is to hide treasures in the country, hide treasures in the people, and be rewarded by the whole people", I got goosebumps when I heard it."

Yang Batian hugged his arms and shivered exaggeratedly.

"It seems that Carlos is not only a female killer, but also a caring little padded jacket of the older generation. I heard that the old man likes him very much, and he can't wait to adopt him as a godson. Also, Carlos's simulation group, it is said that due to the annual Donate 200 million US dollars to domestic charities, double the support and actively respond to natural disasters, and it is expected to be selected as one of the top ten overseas Chinese philanthropic entrepreneurs next year."

"The other party blew Carlos a wave, is it worthy of your happiness?"

Xiao Tian was a little bit jealous, and silently glanced at someone who was still in high spirits.

"Happy! Why not! What a third party! Let them go back to their hometown! This project has to be handed over to such a socially responsible charity! It needs a lot of support! Damn, I am so touched!"

"It means that things in the North District will remain the same, or should we contract independently?"

Unbelievable, Lin Zihao stood up and grabbed Yang Batian's shoulders.

"Yes! You can start working anytime!"

"Damn it, I feel like Carlos is getting more and more powerful. Gu Sen, are you under a lot of pressure? Why do I feel like you can't hold him down?"

As Gu Sen's bamboo horse, Locke was very worried about their positions.

"No matter how awesome it is, it's still mine."

Taking advantage of his height, Gu Sen lowered his head and glanced at the speaker.

This night, several people finalized the details of the project again, and then dispersed.