The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

The Talmud said: "If the world is very beautiful, nine points are in Jerusalem."

It is also mentioned in the "Bible": "O Jerusalem, if I forget you, I would rather my right hand forget the skill! If I do not remember you, if I do not see Jerusalem above my happiest, may my tongue stick to the upper chest!"

Known as the holy city of the holy cities, Jerusalem is the oldest and most uniquely beautiful city in the world, and it is also the holy land of the three revealed religions of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

Walking in Jerusalem, surrounded by vicissitudes of history and splendid buildings, I can't help but feel a kind of shock in the depths of my soul, lamenting the shortness of personal life and the miracle and great creativity of life in the universe.

Carlos, who has been more than 40 years old in two lifetimes, can't help but be overwhelmed by her mysterious charm when he sees Jerusalem like this.

What's more, He Man, who is still inexperienced?

For this girl, He Man, whether it is Jerusalem full of religious atmosphere or the world of local tyrants full of gold dollars, she is dizzy and blind.

Everyday life is like a dream, and besides, she is still the young lady in the group of five. She was far away in the country before, and everyone couldn't take care of her. Once she returned to her little friend, her brothers and sisters loved her like a daughter.

America's Sweetheart is the only child, Jacob and Amin are the youngest boys in the family, Tom's younger sister is not clingy to his brother at all, and Ann is also the youngest child in the family, so the appearance of He Man satisfies the hearts of the brothers and sisters of the above-mentioned series of guys. .

Naturally, she left her domestic friends behind.

On this day, they were having a pool party in Jacob's backyard, and Carlos must have been in charge of the barbecue. He was wearing black boxer trunks and a light blue button-down shirt over his upper body.Putting a cup of steaming drink on the coffee table beside the chair, Carlos turned his head and pinched He Man's fleshy face.

"Don't go into the water today, drink the brown sugar ginger. I'll make you some porridge and ask the maid to warm it up. Eat it when you're hungry."

"Are you going into the water?"

Seeing Carlos start to take off his shirt, He Man sat up straight from the recliner and looked up.

"Well, the weather is a bit hot, I think it will be good to soak in the water."

"Carlos! Let's hold your breath!"

After answering Tom, Carlos messed up He Man's intentions, and walked into the swimming pool topless.

My period, which was supposed to arrive in three days, came earlier. I went to the mall with American Sweetheart yesterday to buy my first two-piece swimsuit, but I didn't have a chance to wear it.He Man is also unlucky enough.

Bored, she took out her phone and started swiping her scarf. It had been five days since her last update.In the message, a bunch of people asked her if she was absconding in fear of crime.He Man was charged for some unknown reason. He Man was very innocent. She read the message carefully, only to realize that she had tricked herself.

Is it too late to undo that comment?

Dissatisfaction is a loss: posting such a large-scale photo, I will be banned from QAQ.

【Comment】

[Don't BB, look at the attention, I have opened more than 30 accounts, it's easy for me!Don't be afraid to seal it, change your vest and fight again!Come to the photo! ]

[Hahaha!It’s a shame that you dare not post the picture for blowing such a big picture, be careful fans come to check the water meter! ]

He Man really wants to say, my wife is currently in Jerusalem, and she is not afraid of you coming to check the water meter at all!However, she didn't dare to pull hatred anymore.Swallowing what she wanted to refute, she continued to scroll down.

[I also opened more than 20 accounts, and temporarily canceled my attention to Mr., if you don’t post the picture, be careful and I will kill you! ]

[Hand over Mr. Yuzhao and don't kill him! ]

[There must be a typo upstairs!If you hand over the photos of your husband, you will not be killed! ! ! ! ! ]

[Upstairs is so witty!If you hand over the photos of your husband, you will not be killed! ! ! ! +10086]

This group is definitely Carlos' true fans, I really can't believe they are so frantic to cancel!He Man deliberately checked the followers. Carlos's scarf had lost more than 500 followers, and his own number had more than 10000 followers. He was really touched and cried.

Anyway, as long as you don't expose your face, you'll be fine, right?

Thinking of this, He Man secretly raised his mobile phone, looking for a good angle by the pool, in order to take a clear picture of Carlos' six-pack abs.No matter what, you have to be worthy of thousands of attention!

After tossing for more than half an hour, she updated the scarf.

Dissatisfaction is loss: look at the speed, retreat in three seconds! [picture]

After the bib was updated, He Man immediately refreshed it, but there was not a single reply or a like, which is the usual party of likes!So realistic!After three seconds, she withdrew the picture and refreshed it, and the comments appeared in seconds.One can imagine how many people just right-clicked and then commented.

【Comment】

[Right click successfully!My mouth is watering non-stop! ! !Although the husband is standing in the water, he can clearly see his six-pack abs!Fortunately, the mobile phone is not bad, even the water droplets on the muscle texture have been photographed! ! !Nosebleed, although I can't see Mr.'s face, but I am satisfied!This picture is enough for me to lick until Mr. returns! ]

[Moving the good girls in the world!There is also a Chinese paper with six-pack abs standing behind the husband!One white and one brown!There is a sense of CP!Damn, I really want to touch, I want to touch, I want to touch!Beep! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Dissatisfaction is a loss: that is our future brother-in-law, the one who boxers, taller and stronger than my brother, but he can't beat my brother——

[It’s the same as American soldiers being manipulated by Chinese special forces, their muscles are all weak.Can't bear to fight.Mr. is in great shape!It's a pity that Shining Red Star has already enlisted in the army, otherwise this would be the most motivating thing!Six-pack abs!By the way, sir, the entrance exam is over now, right?When do you plan to return? ]

[The same question!My husband is not here, so I have no motivation to YY. ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: there are still many singers in Shengdong!He was accepted by the university of his choice, which started in September.However, the freshman seems to want to live in a dormitory, so I probably won't sing in the dormitory.

[First, I sincerely wish my husband, and then my sorrow flows against the river! ]

[What about this summer vacation?It's only the beginning of August!Are you not on YY anymore? ]

[yes!Singing a song is enough!Please help me! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: We are still at a friend's house, so we can't be too casual.If you don't mind the poor sound quality of the laptop, let him go to the small nest to chat with you at night?

[Fuck!When will my husband have a nest!I don't know! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: Uh, I forgot, he really doesn't have a nest, why don't I apply to open a sub-channel for chatting with the manager?see you tonight?But at night on my side, what time is it on your side?

[Excuse me, what time is it over there now? ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: 3 p.m.

[Fuck, it's 9pm on our side!Waiting for you at night, it will be early morning QAQ on our side, don't be afraid, it's summer vacation anyway!Big deal staying up late! ]

[Yes!Stay up all night!That's a deal!See you in the morning!Be there or be square! ]

[Beep!There is an adult mother at home, so you must not stay up late!I also want to chat with Mr. ah ah ah ah ah!Do not open Sen! ! ! !Listening to the recording is completely different from listening to the scene!What's more, it's a chat version! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Sister, don't be so hard on Sen!You can prepare what you want to say to your husband first, and then give it to your friends who are going to stay up late, and let them post it for you on the public screen! ! ! ]

[Upstairs full marks for wit! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: you negotiated so quickly!I haven't told him yet!

[Don't think fans don't know, Mr. is a famous sister-in-law!You tell him, he will definitely not refuse! ]

[This kind of setting is too emotional, I just want to say to Kuikui: Let go of that brother and let me do it! ! ! ! ! ]

Seeing fans say this, He Man is also proud in his heart, his own brother is great!I envy you to death!She hummed twice to confirm that at 9 o'clock tonight, and at 3 o'clock in the morning domestic time, she will be there or not in the YY chat room.

After taking off her scarf, she quickly went to YY to report to her senior sister, and the next question was how to convince her brother.

So when Carlos climbed ashore and began to serve everyone with delicious barbecue, he found that his sister had been staring at him in a daze, with a tangled face and didn't know what he was thinking.After asking the reason and the result of the matter in the past, he bent his index finger and tapped the button on He Man's head.

"Hey! Oppose domestic violence!"

"I also want to, you are a habitual cheater."

"Then are you going tonight or not? You said that your exam preparation will be temporarily withdrawn, and the fans agreed, but you have obviously received the notice now, why don't you go to express your condolences to your fans! Wait until the chrysanthemums thank you Already!"

Covering his forehead with one hand, He Man pouted aggrievedly and looked over.

Sure enough, it was spoiled.He pouted his lips and became aggrieved just after teaching him a word. If he speaks louder about her in the future, won't it turn the table upside down?

Although he was complaining in his heart, Carlos still couldn't refuse He Man's request, so he could only rub her slightly red forehead hard.Seeing her yelling and twisting her waist and dodging in various ways is the only way to relieve her hatred.

"Okay, let's go, drink up the brown sugar ginger, be careful of stomach pain, are you hungry?"

"Brother! You are the best! You are not hungry yet!"

After getting a satisfactory reply, He Man directly gave Carlos a meme.The sticky behavior of the siblings made Jacob roll his eyes.

"That's enough, it makes other people's teeth ache."

"Look, your brother Jacob is jealous, hurry up and get along with Mao."

He Man also listened to his own brother's words, without saying a word, he hugged Jacob who came over, and a group of people formed a noisy and chaotic pile.

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At 4000 o'clock in the morning, the number of YY members of Shengdong YY is actually thousands of people as usual. Recently, due to the strong rise of the labor union next door, the voice of the next door, and the level of new singers recruited by Shengdong, the daily number of the channel has dropped to about [-]. .The new singer, who didn't know about the He Man bib incident, was a little flattered to see this number, and sang his best songs hard on the wheat sequence.

However, after the public screen posted the sentence [Mr. is here], the number of K-song channels began to drop wildly, and the number of chat sub-channels called [Chicken Soup for the Soul] surged.Although I also want to see which great god is coming, but the song hasn't finished yet.The new singer could only speed up silently.

[public screen]

[Mr. Mr.!Long time no see! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Welcome sir! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

"Be deceived by me! Hahaha!!!"

Driving Carlos' number, He Man laughed arrogantly.

[public screen]

[Fuck!Field control too!Fork this girl out and ruin it. ]

[Cheat my feelings!Unoff Unoff Unoff! ! ]

"Brother! If you don't speak again, I will be ruined!"

There was a sound of walking and pulling, which completely lifted the M-attribute public screen.

"Shouldn't we be looking for Dupin at this time?"

Carlos' teasing laughter didn't detract from its suduness even if it was a laptop with sloppy sound quality.Seeing all kinds of [One Book Satisfaction] [Sound Motion First Su] on the public screen, He Man curled his lips.

"The one who just said to cancel the pass, stand up and see if I don't beat you to death!"

[public screen]

[Since Mr. has come out, I won't unfollow you, we are still each other's little angels! ]

[Fuck, the upstairs is so realistic! ]

[Sir, won't you sing tonight? ]

"Stop singing, it's not very good at a friend's house, and the portable radio is also scum. Are you still awake at this late hour? Haha, why do you have to wait until you finish chatting with me? Then for the sake of your health, should I go offline gone?"

No need to sing, no need to climb the mic, Carlos just typed with the fans on the public screen, and I chatted with each other.He Man sat next to him, complaining about Gongping's words from time to time, but all of them were dealt with by [Fork Out].

Seeing that the public screens are more concerned about his return time, Carlos has no choice but to say that he will still appear in the trade union less in the next year. After all, the university he studied needs accommodation, and the first year of courses is particularly full.Fans were a little disappointed, but understandable.

"By the way, I pay more attention to the scarf than you do now!"

Watching Carlos chatting with Gongping, He Man suddenly remembered that he hadn't gotten enough attention from him yet.

Hearing He Man's words, Carlos just made a single voice of doubt.Then he operated the mouse to board the bib, and opened his own homepage and He Man's homepage.

"It's not daytime."

Carlos looked at He Man with a smile.

"Ah? What's going on during the day?"

Carlos did not answer her directly, but pointed to the public screen that was still on.

[public screen]

[Sir, your sister's IQ is a bit worrying!How about another girl, like me!Can be cute, can warm the bed, the kind who went to college! ]

[Fortunately, don’t act stupid!Mr. means, now is not daytime, not the time to daydream! ]

[Upstairs is correct, and let me tell you another piece of latest news, Mr. Bib pays attention to throwing you a few blocks away! ]

He Man, who only reacted after seeing this, twisted Carlos' waist with two fingers.

Fuck!This kind of girlfriend and boyfriend's trick of acting coquettishly and fighting against each other actually happened to him, it was a pain in the stomach!However, before he recovered from the severe pain, his own sister pushed him away and threw herself in front of the laptop.

"Damn it! How is it possible! Damn it! You really don't want monks after fasting! Don't think about who sent you the male god's photo! Ha! At noon, there are still tens of thousands of attention! Why are they all gone now! Hey! They bullied me!"

Ignoring He Man's crying, Carlos seemed to hear something terrible from her words.

"What does it mean to send you a picture of a male god? Can you explain this to me, huh?"

[public screen]

[The baby doesn't know anything. ]

[What meat photo?The baby doesn't know either! ]

[Yeah, I don’t even know about the public screen. I don’t know about the six pack abs with drops of water. What are you talking about? ]

[Although I know that Kuai Kui is stupid, but I really didn't expect to be so stupid to this extent, I have learned a lot.Say nothing, wax. ]

[wax!Good luck all the way! ]

"Let's stop here for this chat. I have some housework to deal with. Next time I have a chance to continue the chat."

[A strong ghost and beast aura attacked the entire public screen]

[I have already encountered a miserable future. ]

[There should be singing at this moment: NoZuoNoDieWhyYouTry, NoTryNoHighGiveFive, WhyTryWhyHighCan.tBeShy, YouShyYouCryStillGoDie, NoZuoNoDieDon.tBeShy.]

[Although I am very grateful for the benefits that Kui Kui sent, I still feel very happy when I think that she will be taught a lesson, how broken! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Ditto!Who told her to live with my husband! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !I don't feel sorry for her! ! ! ! ]

As for how He Man was taught by Carlos this night, we won't talk about it.

wax.