The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

During the 3-month summer vacation, the friends lived a very fulfilling life. With the support of the local tycoon Carlos and the young master, they traveled around the world to collect and travel, and they changed the graduation trip from a national independent tour to a global independent tour.In addition to the fixed group of five, they also brought a family member with them this time.

Ann Sarkar, Tom's girlfriend at the ball.I don't know what wonderful things happened to the two of them that crazy night. Anyway, when Carlos and the others saw this little beauty with one dimple for the second time, her status had been changed and she became Tom's girlfriend. .

Ann is in the same class as Tom, and they also have the same hobbies. Whenever they see beautiful scenery, they can't stop taking pictures.Ann is a bit shy, but when it comes to photography-related matters, she bursts with amazing enthusiasm, and overall, she and Tom are a perfect match.

The male friends did not have much reaction to the five-person graduation trip turning into six people. The only female member, American Sweetheart, expressed great welcome to the second female member.

Adhering to the principle of women first, they first went to Provence, France.

On the first day in France, after blowing up two memory cards, the two ladies reluctantly left the flower field full of romantic feelings.The brothers and sisters who have been tossed about all the time finally heaved a sigh of relief.

People from the Middle East are alright, their bodies are pretty good, they hugged their little girlfriend and circled in the flower field, they carried their little girlfriend on their backs to run in the sunset, and some hero rescued the beauty by catching and jumping under a two-meter-high tree Little girlfriend and so on.

The most outrageous thing is that in the past, five people went out, because there was only one woman, so American Sweetheart was embarrassed to drag four big boys to go shopping.It's different now, she has a new girlfriend, so the newly released sisters dragged their boyfriends to go shopping in the French shopping street!

It's still the same sentence, Middle Eastern people have good physique and great strength.Except for the teasing laughter and gazes of passers-by on the street, he didn't feel uncomfortable at all. On the contrary, the weak Tom was tossed in the flower field for a long time, and was shopping after lunch. After returning from the shopping mall, he went straight to the bed and hung up.

Compared with Tom's miserable situation, his little girlfriend is still happily discussing tomorrow's itinerary with America's Sweetheart. At this moment, as the only single dog, the young master and Carlos are both lighting up for Tom.

"Sure enough, it's right to only have sex and not talk about love! Girls love to toss too much!"

"According to what you said, it seems that boys don't make troubles."

Carlos didn't want to directly refute the words that were obviously discriminatory against the young master.

"Don't, I don't plan to find a little boyfriend, I also want a little Jacob."

When these words came out suddenly, Carlos was a little taken aback, and he looked at Jacob silently.

"Bah! I got it wrong. By the way, Amin said that he would take us to his house in July, and then my brother invited everyone to Jerusalem to attend his wedding in August. Do you want to bring Miss? Chinese high school is on holiday in July. Bar?"

Amin has always had the idea of ​​taking the young man to the Middle East. When he was a child, he had four half-sisters on his head, and the family was patriarchal. The family atmosphere was too depressing for children.That's why Amin wanted to run outside since he was a child.

After he left the Middle East, he discovered that most countries in the world are monogamous. Coupled with natural fierce faces, subjective and objective factors, it is inevitable that they will not be able to make good friends.

However, due to the appearance of Carlos, not only did he succeed in catching up with the goddess in his heart, but he also turned his rival in love into a friend, and he has a lot of friends who can play together.

Middle Eastern people have a pure personality. He doesn’t want his future wife to be like his mother, sharing a husband with three or four women, and he doesn’t want his future children to experience his joyless childhood.So, he wanted to bring America's sweetheart home, and in front of his brother-in-law and friends, he said to his parents: This is your only daughter-in-law in the future!

Knowing his plan, Carlos just wanted to say a word, just label America's Sweetheart in front of his parents, does the boxing champion know?

Since America's Sweetheart was also present, Carlos was too embarrassed to complain, so he grabbed the second slot and opened his mouth.

"Don't you have only one brother? Why do you still have brothers who want to get married?"

"If you leave, you can reunite."

Jacob shrugged and shared the information with his friends.

Jacob's brother's original daughter-in-law was the sister of the person who cheated five people in Brazil with a lot of money.The two were originally married without any emotion, and because of the other's negligence, my younger brother almost met God.Although Jacob is not the heir of the family, his surname is Hoffman, and Hoffman's blood runs through his body!

The Jews defend their shortcomings, let alone the only two males in their family. Without the voice of the elders, Jacob's brother directly left his wife.With such uneasy relatives, this girl is not suitable to be the mistress of a big family.As for the person to marry this time, it was introduced by the elders, and Jacob's brother was also satisfied, appearance is not important, as long as she can carry the aura of the mistress, care about her husband, love her brother-in-law, and respect her elders.

It was also to express how the boys take care of their own brothers on the isolated island, so Jacob's brother would directly invite them to the wedding this time.

"Okay, it just so happens that they are all in the Middle East, let's go over and talk to Audrey and the others."

"Okay! There are still a lot of out-of-print wines hidden in the Hoffman Estate. Haha, you said last time that crying children have candy. I followed the method you taught and ran directly to my grandpa to cry. He really gave it to me." The key to my wine cellar, I am so envious of my brother! Take this opportunity to pick a few bottles, don’t you say you like wine! Take them all, I’m so happy.”

The voices of the two gradually faded away.

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Therefore, He Mancai, who was far away in China, had just left the examination room, planning to invite her boyfriend out for a short-term cross-city trip.The competition in No. [-] Middle School is too great, if you just slack off for a night, you might be overtaken.So since entering the middle of the semester, He Man's little boyfriend and best friend don't even have time to go out and have fun. Every day is reviewing, previewing, doing test papers, and doing exercises.

It can be said that He Man never saw the two of them again two months before the final exam.While applauding them silently in my heart, I also began to seriously consider Carlos' suggestion, should I transfer to the international class in the second year of high school?It's already like this in the first year of high school, what about the second and third year of high school?You can still send text messages if you can’t see each other. When you encounter a problem and you are nervous about studying, it’s useless to send text messages. It’s better to memorize one more English word if someone has that free time to reply to your text messages.

However, before she could think it through, her brother was suddenly airborne at home, packed her passport and put it on the plane to France.

Fuck!Even if the destination is Provence, which is most desired by women!It can't make up for the crime of my brother who didn't give her time to contact her little boyfriend and directly took her to heaven!

He Man was petrified when he learned that he was going to attend the young master's brother's wedding.

"Damn it! You let me go to a wedding banquet full of celebrities? What is human nature?"

Breaking away the claws that grabbed his collar, Carlos looked like an idiot.

"Who says you have to go to a wedding when you get off the plane? First go to France for a few days, then go to your brother Amin's house for half a month, take you to the Burj Al Arab for a few days, and finally go to Jerusalem to attend the wedding. Don't worry about the dress, the young master's family will prepare it."

Obviously, He Man was successfully seduced, but when she thought about the social status of the young master and his family, the banquet would definitely be full of world-class rich people and political figures, and her legs went limp.

"When will you be able to remember the names and appearances of your country's leaders correctly, and then come back and worry about whether you will have stage fright."

As a mildly face-blind person, He Man has to admit that what her brother said is very reasonable. As long as there are no famous domestic movie stars, then no matter how many celebrities appear at the banquet, she will not be able to make up for it, so why worry about it? .

After the solution was successful, the brother and sister devoted themselves to the summer vacation.

And the friends who were left in the country were heartbroken and heartbroken.

He Manshi really regards sound movement as his home in Two-dimensional, and he likes to share happy and sad things with his Two-dimensional relatives in the group, and his girlfriends and little boyfriends are all in This big family, the most admired senior sister and brother are also there, it really couldn't be more beautiful.

Being pulled out of the country suddenly this time, He Man said that he owed his little boyfriend too much, and decided to buy special products for him as gifts every time he went to a new country. Of course, Carlos gave the money.

Like every little girl who loves to show off, He Man's scarf has been updated frequently recently. Although there are no photos of people, there are many photos of scenery and food. Sometimes because of jet lag, He Man's meals are not as good as those in China. Similarly, the photos of gourmet food from various countries she posted on her scarf almost drove the onlookers to death.

After knowing that she was traveling abroad with her brother, countless little fans left messages under her scarf.

[Fuck!Late night newspaper!If you have the kindness, you can upload the photo of Mr. Wang!I can only watch my husband's recording and QAQ against the wall every day, and my heart hurts! ]

[I'm licking yesterday's dinner photo!A white one appeared inside!Men's!hand!Mister for sure!Lick hard! ]

[Fuck!I'm licking too!I feel so sorry for myself. ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: Let me tell you an unfortunate news, we are a group of 7, and what you licked was the hand of one of my brothers, but he has a girlfriend.

[Pooh! ! ! ! ]

[Bah bah bah! ! ! ! !Licking the wrong person!No wonder it's not sweet! ! ! ]

[Catch the neck master, hurry up and take a picture of Mr.! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: Please, please!Whenever I pay more attention than him, I will secretly take pictures of his six-pack abs and upload them!

The extremely irresponsible He Man left this sentence and sneaked into the noisy management group to continue showing off.

Photos of exotic landscapes and gifts were continuously sent to the dynamic management group.

The singers headed by Xue are all howling for gifts!

Singer-Xue: Thanks!You can't be so eccentric!It doesn't matter if the younger brother has a gift, even Sakura and the manager have it! ! !Ask for a souvenir! ! ! !The boss made me cry with that Arabian dress! ! !want want want want! ! ! ! !

Sound and motion management A-Cui Kui: Don't make trouble——you can't dance belly dance!Oh, my brother said, if you dare to wear this outfit and don’t ask you to dance, just twist it a few times, shoot a video and upload it, and he will give you a set.This is the most expensive of all. 【photo】

The photo sent by He Man is a shiny Arabian dance dress studded with rhinestones and pearls. The fabric is still pitiful, and the light pink girly dress looks very coquettish!

Channel manager-Cha Zi: Xiaoxue!Don't be cowardly!Fight him!

Singer-Akita: It's time for men's welfare.

Sound management B-Sakura: My brother has a good heart and a bad heart! !

Singer-Xue: Thanks!I sent you the address!When will I receive the clothes and when will I shoot the video! ! ! ! !

Sound Motion Management A-Kui Kui: A screenshot has been taken, just wait!My brother has already paid for it, and I will deliver it tonight!

It can only be said that they are indeed brothers and sisters. When He Man molested the management of the vocal fan singer, Carlos was also molesting his circle of friends.

At present, their itinerary has reached the Hoffman Manor in Jerusalem. After leaving behind his little friend, Carlos, led by the young master, visited the legendary wine cellar that has been treasured for generations.I heard that people in their family don't like to drink, but they like to fill the wine cellar with wine from all over the world, which looks cool.

Carlos smoked a bottle of red wine casually, and found that the letters on the label were completely incomprehensible, and looked sideways at Jacob beside him.

"I haven't researched this."

The young master shrugged.

"Then how do you pretend to be aggressive when you invite your female companion to a high-end restaurant?"

"Anyway, the year is better."

"Then next time you can directly serve a bottle of 1899 Coca-Cola."

After making complaints about the young master, Carlos took a photo of the label of the wine bottle with his mobile phone and posted it on the second generation group.

Speaking of this second-generation group, it is a follow-up to the last notice incident. Carlos doesn't know why Gu Sen's buddies just saw the MMS. It doesn't matter to the others. They don't know each other anyway. The problem is that there is a gossip attribute. The scum also saw it.

That night, he went on an international roaming, caught Carlos and said that he was empathetic, and had a secret relationship with Gu Sen. Anyway, he sprayed out piles of derogatory idioms, and his Chinese teacher probably cried when he heard it.

Locke, who was in the state of a resentful woman, had to say that Carlos was very happy, so he readily agreed to join their communication group.

Use this method to cut off Carlos from secretly communicating with Gu Sen behind his back.Locke felt bitter. He was obviously the one who came forward to save people back then. He also thought that the two had similar personalities and could get along easily. Why was it that Carlos was the first to notify Gu Sen, who had no sense of existence, every time something important happened? !Even the buddies can't bear it!

If Locke also carries the M3 system, then his inherent trait must be a social butterfly.As long as it is not the focus of everyone, the mood will start to be irritable.

The name of the communication group is the second generation group. There are less than 10 members including Carlos. The names of Gu Sen and Locke are all in the group members. up.

However, unlike what Carlos imagined, the wealthy second generations in it all have good personalities, and the topics of their usual chats are mostly business, and they are not too busy to show off their wealth. Moreover, everyone is very knowledgeable, and there are people on any topic. catch.

More importantly, as soon as Carlos entered the group, he was warmly welcomed by the group leader, and he got goosebumps when he called his junior.It was only later that I found out that the owner of the group was Yang Batian, a senior at the Rhode Island School of Design who was several years ahead of him, and also an art connoisseur. He was interested in everything that had something to do with style.

Carlos secretly labeled him "Compulsive Encyclopedia".

So, when he found out that Gao Dada, who he didn't understand, was offering wine, the first thing he did was to take pictures and post them.After all, you Baidu also have to type keywords into the search bar, these are obviously not regular letters so how can he type them!

【Second generation group】

Carlos: [Picture] I don't understand, is it good to drink? @Fubatianxia

The rich and powerful world: Damn it! ! ! !Where did you see that! ! !Buy it for me now! ! !I'll give you the money back! ! ! !

Xiao Tian: Calm down!

Lin Zihao: It seems to be in German, how old is the wine?The bottle looks pretty earthy.

Carlos: 1727, is this still drinkable?

Fuba Tianxia: Damn it! ! !Junior!Dear student!Don't be overwhelmed! ! !That's a collection of collections of collections! ! !Not for drinking!It's for display!Pretentious! ! ! ! !No, where are you! ! !Express coordinates!

Carlos: I'm at Hoffman Estates in Jerusalem and I'm currently selecting wines in the cellar.

Locke: I'm going!How did you run over there?Gu Sen and I just arrived in the United States, and we plan to celebrate your graduation! ! ! ! !

Carlos: The young master and his brother remarried, and we were invited to the wedding—so I said, surprise activities can’t be done casually, you have to know the other party’s whereabouts first.

Fuba Tianxia: I will go!The most complete wine cellar in the legend! ! !I really want to rob, I really want to rob!

Xiao Tian: Hey hey hey!Calm down! ! !

Carlos: What kind of wine would you like?I'll bring you two bottles?

Fuba Tianxia: Really?Junior!Don't cheat me! ! ! ! !

Carlos: Well, how many bottles can I take with me anyway, which one is better?

Fu Ba Tian Xia: Choked up, junior, Gu Sen's whole body is hard, and his figure is not soft!Otherwise, let's give up on him, how about me?Longyang's eighteen styles are not exhaustive!Halfway I can still do it!Bao cool!Just bring me two bottles of wine from this list!

Lin Zihao: I don't speak, @肖天

Chu Gao: I don’t speak, @肖天

Locke: I don't speak, @吴森

Gu Sen: Didn't you say you only know two styles? @肖天

Carlos: It seems that something terrible has detonated.Light the wax for the senior, I will carefully select the wine for you, take care.

Xiao Tian: ...

Fuba Tianxia: ...