The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After the Goddess Goddess PK Competition, Carlos's vest is completely famous, and his personal attention has already attracted other singers N streets.It is said that where there are people, there is a world, and there is also a small world in Shengdong. Some people like him, and some don't like him. However, these have nothing to do with Pineapple's general attack.

Because unless necessary, he only climbs the mic on Sunday nights now.For most domestic parties, Monday morning is the first day of work and school, which is extremely painful.Let alone a singer, he doesn't even have many fans, so Carlos is completely immune to negative effects.

So, what is he up to?

The Tiantuan headed by the male god is about to arrive in the United States. He is working hard to bring home the high-grade ingredients from the nearby supermarkets, and with the help of food groups from all over the world, he has collected many wild fresh and on-time food suppliers.So he called America's Sweetheart and drove a Hummer to the wild farm.

The American sweetheart has arrived, but are the Middle Easterners still far away?

There are two big guys, he travels all over the world with ease, and finally buys enough food before the Tiantuan arrives.

"Are you going to have a food party?"

Telling the future daughter-in-law to stay aside obediently, the Middle Eastern man carried a large bag of vegetables and walked to the basement, turning his head to ask Carlos.

"Well, my idol is coming to the United States, and I need to treat him well. It is expected to stay for half a month. Are you interested?"

"Male and female?"

"Korean male star group, very popular."

"... handsome?"

Carlos glanced at the Middle Eastern man with a smile, with an expression on his face that I know what you think.

"Five people, five ways to be handsome."

"...Don't invite Audrey, I can help you block Big Brown at school."

Big Brown refers to the eldest sister of He Man's stepfather's family. The second sister is called Little Brown. The difference between the two is a year. They both study in Carlos's middle school. Big Brown is in 12th grade, and Little Brown is in 11th grade like him.

Originally at home, Big Brown was the one who rejected He Man the most, but when she met Carlos who sent He Man home, he was shocked to heaven, his heart was full of love, and his hormones exploded.From then on, He Man was absolutely supplemented by flattery, and the main thing was to inquire about the military situation.

It doesn't matter if you want to transfer to Carlos's school for life or death, and you always go to Carlos's side after school. Pineapple, who has always been tolerant of women, can't let him go in person. After all, he didn't do anything except pester him what a bad thing.

As the saying goes, a strong girl is afraid of pestering her husband, and it is the same in exchange.

At school, Carlos could only choose to avoid as much as he could. If he couldn’t avoid it, he would definitely grab the escort of his friends and avoid things like "God, are you going to school alone? I'll accompany you!" Lonely, I will accompany you!".

Hearing Amin's words now, how could he have the heart to refuse other people's kindness.Smiling shyly.

"What kind of conditions are you talking about with senior brother? It hurts my feelings, but because you are so sincere, I reluctantly agree to you. It's best to keep Big Brown out of my sight~"

"..."

Facts have proved that the simple and honest Middle Eastern people can't turn over.

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The other two little friends made it clear that they were still interested in joining in the fun with the female stars, and forget about the male stars, which would hurt their self-esteem.Carlos didn't force it either.

After knowing that the male god group also had a manager, Carlos called the busy consultant.

"You mean, let me drop all the work at hand and go to play with you? Boss, April Fool's Day is over, please don't joke."

"I'm serious, let's just take a break. They bring a manager. I'm the only one here who looks a little thin. I don't show my domineering local tyrant style at all. It's a disgrace to my male god!"

Mr. Consultant said he couldn't understand the world of brain-dead fans.

"How many other people can I arrange for you?"

"I think I need someone who looks smart and capable to stand next to me, which shows that I am strong."

Being praised so much, Mr. Consultant unconsciously straightened his back.

"Well, since you said so, I'll try my best to arrange the itinerary."

"Barnett is really too reliable! In addition, my male god will arrive in two days. There are a total of 8 people, and we will book the hotel with the highest standard under his name, and let the male god and them stay!"

The consultant didn't even ask why the entire building was covered, since the top three presidential suites are enough to accommodate a group of people.Because he knew that the boss in his family's brain-dead state would definitely slam the table: that's how I look rich enough!Show face to the male god!

When the boss gets sick, employees just need to follow him.

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Two days later, at the VIP passage at the airport, the low-key Big Bang led his manager out while chatting.

"I can't believe we're here."

After straightening the crooked hat, Dacheng complained.

"Hee hee, it's okay!"

Knowing what his teammates are talking about, the top brother still refuses to accept it!Obviously no one else has any objections, these four guys even the three managers disagree.Sure enough, there is an indelible generation gap between foodies and normal people!

"With so many of us men going to a girl's house for dinner, aren't we afraid of being gossiped?"

The captain covered his face with a scarf.

"Brothers obviously think too much, they have already arrived in the United States, why not think about where to go! I can't wait!"

Among the 8 people, it is estimated that only the maknae is from the same country as Tsang Tsang-kun, although their goals are different.

"My maknae is right, we are here to relax and have fun! Oh? Where is the person who picked you up?"

"I checked my mail and walked towards the north gate. I saw the most handsome boy coming up to say hello. Could it be Hee Hee's boyfriend? So sad! I still want to marry her and go back to Korea!"

Maknae took out his mobile phone and leaned closer to the sun.

"Let's go! Even if you want to marry to Korea, you must come home with me. I'm a good boy."

How dare you spy on the benefactor of his family!Busy body itches!

April is not the peak tourist season, and there are not many people at the airport as expected. A group of people arrived at the north gate quickly with their small luggage.Following the direction in which passers-by kept turning their heads, they saw an extraordinary handsome Western boy.As a top Korean entertainer, whether it is Big Bang or their manager, he has seen hundreds if not less than a thousand handsome men.However, none of them were as shocking as the boy in front of him.

It is a 360° handsome man with no dead ends. He obviously looks young, but his whole body exudes a kind of attractiveness that ignores gender. The proportion of his body is perfect. Even if it is covered by clothes, he can feel that this body contains terrifying The strength is like an elegant and charming leopard.He only needs to stand quietly in a corner, and he can attract countless eyes, as if he is a natural focal point.

Inadvertently, the eyes of both sides met, the boy smiled brightly, and the maknae seemed to hear the sound of gasping around him.He watched helplessly as the handsome boy ran towards them smiling.

Her voice is as perfect as her face, which is too perfect to be envied.

"God! Welcome to America! I'm so excited! Sign me first!"

Without waiting for others to react, the boy directly took out the first record of Big Bang, along with a golden pen.Top Jun took the pen dumbly, and signed the signature reflexively throughout the process.

"whee?"

Although a little unbelievable, this sense of instant vision of the brainless fans all stimulated the small nerves of the maknae.

"Hey! Victory—welcome to the United States, I have already invited a large number of beauties to attend tomorrow's party! Also, everyone from Korea is welcome! Send your luggage to the hotel first, Barnett!"

Following Carlos' call, Mr. Consultant appeared in front of everyone with an elite face.The manager who was lucky enough to attend the meeting held by the president and the new shareholders on the treatment of the big bang had already recognized the man with a baby face in front of him.Very tacitly concealed the real body of the brainless fans in front of their artists from their own artists.

No wonder the president had no objection when Big Bang said it was going to American fans' home to play!

Knowing this situation, the agent who originally planned to follow the whole process generously followed the luggage to the hotel first, and let these five guys play well with the new shareholder.

Sitting on the extended hummer, the maknae looked excited.

"Wow, that car looks expensive!"

"Barnett rented it, I'm not old enough to drive."

"Wow - the street is so lively!"

Following Dacheng's words, Carlos lowered the car window. It was already evening, and the Starlight Coast was still lively. Magicians and acrobats surrounded by three or five passers-by could be seen along the road, and singers singing on the street were also common.Their performances are full of enthusiasm and energy, and the audience exclaims and laughs from time to time. Watching them, it is not difficult to understand why so many people are keen on street performances.

"This is the real Starlight Coast. If you're not tired, we can stop here, watch performances, and try authentic street food. Anyway, it's not far from my home."

Carlos's proposal was unanimously approved, and the consultant first drove the car to the mansion, and the six of them got off the car at the same time, excitedly following the passers-by to watch the magic and acrobatic performances.

"Wow - that's amazing!"

"Big hair! How did you do that!"

They didn't come at the right time. The magician was about to leave after performing the last two shows. Carlos dragged the five people who were still full of enthusiasm to the activity center.At eight o'clock in the evening, there was a singer singing, and the six of them found a seat at random and sat down.

The American folk songs were sung on the stage. Although the style was different from the Big Bang, the music knew no borders, and all five of them listened very attentively.

Throughout the night, under the leadership of Carlos, they thoroughly understood what a magical town Starlight Coast is. As long as you have talent, all the performance venues in the whole town are open to you. All you need is a little courage and self-confidence!

We don't need brokers, we don't need hype!

"As long as you find the owner of the performance venue, and your performance impresses him, he will lend you the performance venue. Most of them are at a certain time the next day. How many audiences you can keep depends on your charm. After success, the owner will give part of the income to the performers as performance fees. Talented performers can earn tens of thousands of weekly wages by participating in a few shows a week."

Carlos introduced the features of Starlight Coast to Big Bang in detail.Taiyang, showing a surprised expression, pointed at Top Jun who was "dancing" in front of a big fat middle-aged man.

The other three members collectively covered their faces.When did this four-dimensional flash over there!

Silently looking at the yellow owner logo on the uncle's head.Dian Dianjun's dancing ability is well known, and the uncle was actually moved by him, and he "danced" together with his hands and feet.

"As expected of my male god! Really amazing!"

Faced with a bunch of "Are you kidding me" faces, Carlos clapped his hands sincerely, whatever the male god does is right!

Mr. Top, who was crazy about playing, finally remembered the little friend he left behind, and trotted over with his new friend, the excited expression on his face didn't fade away.

"Haha! This uncle is the top dancer like me! He said that I can perform on this big stage tomorrow night!"

Fuck! BY four other players

"Oh! Little angel! Is this your friend! It's so good to dance! Haha, you will perform together tomorrow night! I'll give you this promotion!"

The uncle put his arm on Carlos's shoulder enthusiastically, gave him a thumbs up, and smiled so much that his small eyes were full of joy.

"Remember to come! My happiness for the rest of my life depends on you!"

Spreading his hands helplessly, this uncle planned to use him as an introduction to hook up a large number of female audiences.

Waving goodbye to the enthusiastic uncle, the group discussed what to perform tomorrow night, while walking towards the mansion, people kept waving to Carlos along the road.

"Little angel! You are too popular!"

The youngest kept mentioning the uncle's address to Carlos, and directly hugged Pineapple Zonggong who was taller than him.

"I can't help it. I'm handsome. You have to be more disciplined with my hands and feet. Captain Huiquan is going to draw his sword at me!"

"What's the matter, Brother Guan?"

The person mentioned also looked back.

Carlos lifted the maknae's paw on his shoulder with a serious face, and said.

"I belong to the Dragon Tory Party!"

Abandoning the stunned two, Carlos ran directly to Mr. Top to share the authentic American food, and by the way, ensure that the refrigerator in his mansion is full!Ready to certify!

Not to mention the first time I personally tasted the ultra-luxury meal from the five-star chef Carlos that night, but the VIP forum that night, a series of pictures of the interior of the mansion that I posted earlier, has completely exploded.

[Reveal] Don't ask the host how he is feeling now, the host just wants to be quiet now! PS, let's make friends!

[Overall photo of the gate] [Photo of the garden] [Photo of the garage] [Photo of the living room on the first floor] [Photo of the outdoor swimming pool] [Photo of the outdoor party equipment] [Photo of the outdoor hot spring]

Finally arrived at Hee Hee's house, and by the way, I helped my brother send out a certification photo.

[Photos of a refrigerator full of ingredients][Photos of a super freezer full of ingredients][Photos of a luxurious dinner]

My heart is stuffy, my baby doesn't want to talk!Went to eat! ! !Super super delicious! ! ! !Dafa Dafa Dafa!

——The maknae of the basic team on the 0th floor to the United States

Make friends! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Three luxury cars in the garage blinded the dog's eyes! ! ! ! ! !

——Professional sofa households on the 1st floor

Fuck!Does the pool need two!

Does the pool need two!

Do you need two!

Do you want two!

Two!

one!

!

!

——Fuck on the 2nd floor

There is a picture of me on the hee hee!

—— Release my daughter-in-law quickly on the 3rd floor

I'm so tired, Big Bang and their twitter have updated the luxury meal at this moment!It is said that they are all cooked by hee hee, I really want to eat QAQ...

They seem to be in New York, New York fans!Hurry to surround!

——My heart hurts on the 4th floor

Let me tell you a sad news, hee hee is a cute boy~(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～

——The maknae of the basic team on the 5th floor to the United States

Release my husband on the 5th floor!

——Let's draw the knife on the 6th floor

[Group photo at the dinner table]

Don't spread the word, withdraw after 1 minute =-= Do you love me more!

——The maknae of the basic team on the 201th floor to the United States

Already right clicked!

——What did I see on the 202nd floor?

Fuck ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh than handsome! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Is this hee hee! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

—— Floor 203 can't stop licking

Dying to die!I'm about to change my mind!Captain Quan, I'm sorry! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Hee hee hubby! ! ! !marry me! ! ! ! ! !

——Drunk on the 254th floor

Captain Quan, who was brought over by Shengli Amway, saw this change of heart message as soon as he refreshed, and he was in a bad mood.He silently did a particularly frenzied thing. He intercepted the conversation on the 254th floor and posted it on his own Twitter.

Quan leader: [Screenshot] I want Jing Jing, don't ask me who Jing Jing is.

All YG artists know how to play, and they all retweeted and hahaha.

There were also a group of fans and artists who didn't know why and who were out of the situation. They asked who was the hee hee who was the charm that frustrated the leader. After learning that he was the veteran of the support group after the big bang, and he was also a male local tyrant, his curiosity became even heavier.

A mischievous VIP immediately added Carlos's information on the search encyclopedia, and by the way connected to Mr. Top's personal information.

Nicknames: Hee Hee, Late Night Newspaper Maniac, Local Tyrant

Twitter name: Mr.Cccccc

Male God: Top Jun

Status: Veteran of VIP, captain of the New York Support Team, fan of Top Jun

Hobbies: Keeping the top gentleman in a circle with food, posting food photos late at night

Sex: Male

Skills: multiple shadow clones (to compete with Heizi for personal skills), five-star chef (big bang full certification)

Deeds: ...

So, when Carlos didn't know, he was collectively sent to Korea's popular search by his male gods and VIP friends.

#大爆集集团走美国，Who is the favorite of local tyrants fans#

#四几恶情，少年都给一个儿童感动天动地#

#应助呼呼, not as good as local tyrants, three cars, two pools, one meal#