The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

The Anniversary Goddess PK Tournament is scheduled for the first Saturday in April, officially starting at 4:7 pm, and there will be a warm-up host at 7:[-] pm.Due to the time difference, Carlos put the YY number on the other party's activity channel before going to bed the night before, and temporarily changed his name to Single Eyelid.

When he gets up in the morning and turns on the computer, he can immediately change his name and put on his vest.

This time, He Man's sister didn't have a pit brother, and she thoughtfully applied to the other party for the second-to-last order of appearance.

A total of 18 singers participated in this event, with 9 male and female teams.Following the principle of women first, female singers will sing first, male singers will sing later, 1 vs 1 PK, after both of them have finished singing, the official Weibo of the trade union next door will open a poll.

More votes get one point.

After all nine groups have PKed, the group with the highest score wins.The victorious singer can get a physical gift, and the content will be kept secret first.

Fans can also stand in line. Those who support the women's team can sign up at Voice Action, and those who support the men's team can register next door. After standing and winning, they can also get prizes, all of which are virtual prizes that can be given out online.

After quickly finalizing the song to be sung, Carlos had no pressure at all, and he played what he needed to play and sang what he needed to sing.After school on Friday, he and Tom took the young master's car to visit the Central Art Museum.

"Every time I walk in, I feel my soul has been washed."

Looking up with exclamation, Tom subconsciously grabbed the camera, but because the museum didn't take pictures, the camera landed on the young master's Bentley.

"Fuss."

Glancing at him, Jacob smoothed his cuffs.

"I heard that you don't plan to go to university, but just travel around the world with veteran photographers?"

"Well, did my mother tell you?"

Tom was not surprised that Carlos would know about it, no woman in the community could ignore this lucky man made by God.

"What's the matter? Don't you agree?"

"What do you think, young master?"

Without answering Tom directly, Carlos threw the question to Jacob.

"It's good to travel more and get to know more celebrities. If you don't have a high reputation, you can't make much money no matter how good your skills are. But I want to say that no matter how good a freelance photographer is, it can't compare to working for a big-name magazine. You know, In terms of salary."

It's really three sentences that don't leave money.Seeing Tom's obvious disapproval expression, he knew that Jacob was unreliable.

"What the young master said is the actual situation, you can refer to it. My point of view is that I think you should go to college. Don't worry, listen to me. You can learn photography-related professional knowledge in college. You can travel around the world with old photographers and learn What is important is practical experience. Professional knowledge is theoretical knowledge, and practical experience is the application of theoretical knowledge. The two are inseparable.

After a while, he continued.

"If you want to accumulate experience, you don't have to travel all over the world. Is it difficult to find a slightly talented photographer in New York State? Go to be an unpaid intern assistant during the holidays. Ask more questions and travel more, and experience will be gained. Yes. Life is your own, go back and think about it, and try not to do things that you will regret in the future."

In the group of five, Carlos was always the most rational. He didn't need to care about other people's words, but he had to listen to his words. Tom couldn't be interested in the whole visit, and his mind was full of Carlos' words.

At the final parting, Jacob and Carlos hugged Tom respectively.

"Whatever you decide, we support you."

When people are not mature enough, they will always do a lot of stupid things that they will regret in the future because of impulsiveness. Carlos has done many such things in his previous life. It is one thing without the guidance of his elders, and it is also the same thing for him to give up treatment .

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Since returning home last night, Carlos has been in a low mood, and finally fell asleep. The phone ringing early in the morning didn't even give him a moment of melancholy and sadness, and all kinds of life-threatening rings.

"You are so cool, international roaming, wait a minute, you will be there in 5 minutes."

Before Brother Keng's sister could speak, Carlos quickly finished speaking and hung up. He didn't dare to read how many private messages on Weibo.

After finally getting out of bed and sitting in front of the computer hungry, the YY group has 999 unread messages.

The first sound-moving Su:——

Sound Motion Management A- Kui Kui: - You are finally here.

The First Su: It seems that you are not only embarrassing, but also courageous.

Sound and motion management A-Cui Kui: Cough, your name was decided by the masses.

The first voice-moving Su: It turns out that I no longer belong to the category of the masses.

Audio Channel Manager-Cha Zi: Alright, thank you brother, hurry up and go to the event channel!Two more singers and you'll be there!

Sound first Su: OK.

When he switched to the channel window, Yimai's female singer from the trade union next door had just finished singing.The host turned on the mic.

"Thank you Yimai's beauty for bringing us wonderful music! Next, I will invite a PK male singer! Don't hold the field control baby, I haven't read the introduction I wrote yet!"

[public screen]

[The host must have offended the control baby, and directly demolished the stage! ]

[Hahaha!The host is a low-level subject, and the whole world knows it! ]

[The ones above stop!What nonsense!Hahaha! ]

The one who has been embraced by Ermai is the voice-moving Akita.

"If you wrote the introduction yourself, don't read it."

"What the hell! Don't think you're awesome if you bought our field control baby! Our female singer still has a trump card!"

"Brother, didn't you say you were in the male singer team?"

"Bah, you shameless face, just for what you said just now, I decided to join the female singer team! Cha Zi changed my sign! Don't beep beep, finish singing and get out, let our trump card come on!"

[public screen]

[Visual observation that the host is committing suicide, don't you know who the woman standing behind the male god Akita is! ]

[Give the host some wax! ]

Voice channel manager - Cha Zi: I just chatted with the boss next door, we reached a verbal agreement, whichever loser will add the name of the host to the list of singers.

[Good job Steward!Hahaha! ]

The host couldn't even refute, so he was carried down, and then it was time for Akita to sing.Carlos took the time to follow the official Weibo.At present, the scores of the 7 groups have all come out, and the female singers are all victorious. This is completely understandable. Female singers are more popular on YY.

And the union next door is the game + karaoke entertainment union, male singers also serve as game anchors, and those who chase them are all scumbag men.Male and female singers PK, a bunch of game scum tickets are all for female singers, a few popular anchors directly say that they forget their friends because of sex, have the opposite sex and have no humanity!

The fans who have been said are all right and confident, we treat you as a brother!Brothers are like siblings, beautiful women are like clothes!Whoever touches my brother, I will wear his clothes!Whoever wears my clothes, I will touch his hands and feet!

These male anchors were also drunk.

After Akita sang two songs, the host reminded that the voting for the 8th round of bib had already started.

"Okay, I've finally sent off the Akita brother on the shoulders of that giantess! Here's our trump card to invite our female singer! The number one Su! Mr. C, bah! Miss. C——There should be applause here!"

The magical BGM of all kinds of noisy cheers and applause sounded.

[public screen]

[Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! !God, my wife! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Fuck!What a ghostly BGM!Almost deaf with headphones! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Actually, I'm a bit square! ! ! ! ! !Sir, can you sing a female voice with that monstrous attacking voice?The picture is so beautiful, I dare not look at it! ]

[Male gods don't cry!Even if you sing badly, we still love you! ]

Just now, I was still feeling sad for the male anchor next door, but now it's my turn to be heartbroken.

"Thank you for the field control, and the host is good."

"Same friends, same friends! This is the first time I've talked to the first Su of Sound Action! I'm so excited! The voice is really nice! Do you think so?"

[public screen]

[Calm and flirtatious attack and forcibly calm the fans' sense of sight! ]

[Have completed 5000 words of small pornography! ]

"On the public screen! What nonsense are you talking about! I am the general attack! The general attack! The general attack!"

"There are two words missing in the middle."

This is not for the atmosphere, but really habitual complaints. After speaking, Carlos dare not watch the public screen anymore.

[public screen]

[Sir is so sharp! ]

[Always being attacked?Hahaha! ! ! ! ! ! !I don't say anything, I just want to give the host some wax! ]

[The host is still a child, let him go! ! ! ! ! !Hahaha! ! ! ! ]

"Hey, well, the next round is the Goddess Goddess PK match! Please invite us to be the first Su! Subtitle babies, come up soon!"

After speaking, the host jumped into the mic directly.

"Oh, is this shy? It's so cute."

Carlos likes this kind of people who are easy to blow up and shy, and it is particularly interesting to bully them, such as Middle Easterners.

His Hong Guoguo's teasing made the public screen slapped like chicken blood.

After the subtitles on the wheat sequence were ready, Carlos directly pulled out the accompaniment list and clicked to play.

The brisk prelude came out, and the public screen exploded again. In 2010, the Korean Wave has spread in all directions. In addition, the song Carlos chose was the hit song "That Man's Lie" in 2008. You can recognize it by the prelude. Many people came out.

However, some fans are worried that the original singer's voice is so sweet, can Carlos really hold it?

When Carlos opened his mouth to sing the first line, the public screen paused for a second, and then frantically swiped flowers.

He didn't follow the path of the original song. According to his own understanding of the lyrics, he sang a woman's expectations, helplessness and disappointment for a man with a hoarse, deep female voice.With subtitles translated in Roman, Korean, and Chinese, it can only be said that he deserves to be the number one Su in sound.

[public screen]

[Beep!God, you still love me!I will never leave you because of work!I won't make you wait either! ! ! ! !I will love you very much! ! ! !ask to marry! ]

[I seem to be lost in this version and can't get out! ! ! ! ! !The sound is amazing!Husky is sexy! ! ! ! ]

Female Singer Captain-Queen: Damn, this shows us how real women live!

Female singer in charge of cute value-Xue: Cover your face, after hearing this voice, I think I can accept Lily! ㄟ(▔▽▔)ㄏ

[Sure enough, it is the man who is known as the number one Su in the voice, and the sexual change is also what Su wants!I feel that the men's team will be killed by 9:0! ]

After the first song is sung, the second song starts directly.

If the original voice of Carlos can still be heard in the first song, the public screen will be stunned at the beginning of the second song, a complete falsetto.Stylistically, "Memories" is a gothic metal track, but it's sung in bel canto and metal.

The whole song sounds ethereal and elegant, and every high-quality soprano can bring out goosebumps.Just look at the public screen to know.

[public screen]

[Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Yimai has changed! ! ! ! !very scary! ! ! ! ! !Sent to heaven by the treble! ! ! ! ]

[Hammer, why do I think Yimai sings so easily TAT, are men so scary nowadays? ]

[Kneeling silently, I can't tell it's a Chinese paper at all. At this moment, I just want to ask the 8 female singers just now, how are you all? ! ]

Female singer captain-Queen: I am not well QAQ

[...The final ending, shot directly at QAQ, so coquettish! ]

[nonsense!Such a pure song, what a show! ! ! ! !The phantom limb is hardened! ]

[A bunch of upright people!Already fucked!No need to read the results later, a proper 9:0 lore--|||||]

[No no no!For the public screen, we have to escort the opponent of the male god to heaven!Those who lose will be punished! ]

[Upstairs, don't think about it, it's 8:0 now, even if you lose this round, it will be 8:1, and the men's team will be punished. ]

[No, we are going to apply to the official, and those who lose will be punished! ]

[Fuck, what are you waiting for!hold me!let's go! ]

However, Carlos, who was still singing, didn't notice the malicious messages, and they were quickly brushed away by various flowers.It wasn't that he was distracted, but after the falsetto came out, the gifts in the background hadn't stopped, and the fancy effects for several minutes covered the entire interface.

So, he just missed this big pit!

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After everyone finished singing, only the host was left on the Mai sequence. Next, the field control baby carried all the male singers onto the Mai one by one, together with Carlos' vest.

"Haha!!! Allow me to smile!! This is the truest and truest fan I've ever seen! Public screen! It's Mr. C's brainless fan, let me see you!"

The public screen is also compatible, whether it is or not, all deduct 1.

The host couldn't stop laughing all kinds of magic.

"Ahem——I believe that the little friends who rushed back from the bib know what happened! That's right! The biggest counterattack tonight! The first Su of the sound movement lost to the man who also came from the sound movement by a big score of 1350:8954. Singer brother Dubin! At this moment, I just want to ask brother Dubin who lies in the win, what do you think! The field controller, please help my brother turn on the mic."

"...I just want to ask, why am I still being hugged up after lying down and winning?"

"I only ask one question, are you a male singer!"

"..."

Fuck, I'm speechless!

"Okay, thank you brother for your cooperation. The one on Mai Xu is the Loser who is about to be punished. There should be this BGM here—"

The majestic "Symphony of Destiny" resounded——

"Okay, it's 11:55 Beijing time now, the XX union's anniversary celebration 'God and Goddess PK Competition' is officially over! CJ's little friends go to bed! No CJ's big friends, please stay on the channel! Next Announcing the content of the punishment: Please sing a song full of anger with full emotion. Fuck, who set up the punishment content! I like it! Good job! Please prepare the song lists for the 10 singers on Mai Xu, and they will appear in sequence This is the current formation! 15 minutes of preparation time, start now! Hahaha!!"

The host, who was extremely happy and sad, was still laughing, and the public screen was already flying, and the same sentence was being swiped:

[Voice Channel Manager-Cha Zi: I just chatted with the boss next door, and we reached a verbal agreement, whichever side loses will add the name of the host to the list of singers. 】

"This is obviously a stalk to mobilize the atmosphere, don't take it seriously, friends!"

The host was still smiling, but the next second, he was slapped in the face by Cha Zi who appeared.

"I'm not joking, you are Yimai now, and you will be the starter in 15 minutes, come on! I support you!"

"Fuck! Manager! This is different from what we agreed!"

The singers on Mai Xu also know how to play, and they changed their names one after another:

[Stop struggling!lie down!We accompany you! 】

[Is it a man!Don't be cowardly!On the front! 】

[There are only 10 minutes left now, we have chosen all the songs! 】

[I'm waiting for you, sing quickly! 】

This midnight show is completely crazy.

Most of the 11 people chose the same song, so various versions of "Qing Meihu" appeared, including the youth version, the juvenile version, the shemale version and even the tough guy version.

All kinds of panting are unbearable!

Among them, the most honest one is Brother Akita, who sang "Itch".There was also a male singer in the labor union next door who sang a song "Peerless Xiaoshou" with a female voice in a female voice.

When it was Carlos' turn, he picked a song that probably not many people had heard.

"You can play in the city. I don't have this type of song in my song library. I can only disappoint everyone. Finally, let's end with an honest style of painting. Good night in advance."

Ignored a lot of disappointment on the public screen and strongly begged.Carlos turned on the accompaniment on his own, and those who were expecting a little bit put out their desire to show off. The prelude was a piano sound that was neither too fast nor too slow, neither enchanting nor voluptuous.

When Carlos sang the first line, he was even more disappointed, it was still an English song.

[public screen]

[It was originally not an English song, but the third sentence was changed to Chinese. ]

[......]

[…! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Fuck! ! ! ! ]

[Fuck ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[The lyrics go against the sky! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Song title: Flying to someone else's bed Lyrics: Oh I really really don't want you to leave / We're going to die soon / I still want to do it with you / I still want to do it with you / You were so amazing that night at Crazy / So you still I want to do it all over again/I want to do it all over again I want to do it all over again/How can Baby be like this and can no longer sleep in the same bed/How do I spend the night when I’m lonely...]

[Thanks for the popular science upstairs! ! ! ! ! ! !Just now that Oh~ just showed me to the sky! ! ! ! !I can't look at Mr. directly anymore! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[It has flown onto Mr.'s bed! ! ! ! ! ]

[What a coincidence!I am also here! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Fuck, rap! ! ! !Good Sue! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[You can understand my desire/My body is touched by you/Only you can make me so impulsive/How can Baby be like this and can no longer sleep in the same bed/How do I spend my loneliness... My nosebleeds are all flowing down... …]

[Mom asked me why I knelt in front of the computer QAQ...]

[What a simple little yellow song! ! ! ! ! !Fuck!Sir, stop and don't run! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[I wipe!Get us excited!Say good night and run away!People work! ! ! ! !Can't sleep at all! ! ! !Ask sir to share the bed! ]

The person concerned had already turned off the computer and rolled to the first floor for breakfast.