The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Following Carlos' challenge, the singer who was originally ranked No. [-] immediately changed his name—【↑Come on!Pindao first flash! ], after sympathetically caressing the little friend who had already had sex with him, he immediately jumped to the public screen as if fleeing.

Once the mic is on, if there is no particularly urgent matter, you can't just dance the mic casually. At least you have to finish singing a song before leaving early.

At this time, Er Mai, who had successfully escaped, was praising his wit.

Just kidding, this newcomer who just came in is too good, if he catches someone, he will PK, which is no different from the public screen. As a professional singer, what the hell is it to come to Two-dimensional to bully amateur singers!

The most exaggerated thing is that the tens of thousands of fans brought by Xinrenjun are almost the first time to contact with online singers. Damn, I dare not look at the public screen every time I sing, I am absolutely heartbroken!They didn't make personal attacks, they just commented and caught faults professionally, but that's bad enough!OK!

Damn, they just take singing as a hobby, and when they are bored, they go to YY to surf, check their existence, and ask for attention!Do you need to be so harsh on them?

The baby is wronged, but the baby can't say it!

The emergence of this phenomenon directly led to the fact that when Xin Renjun was on Mai Xu, except for one or two singers with excellent skills and a strong heart, other singers were not willing to climb the Mai to seek humiliation.

Ermai's little friend said that if he hadn't been knocked out of the private chat by the channel management, he wouldn't bite the bullet and climb into the mic!Now God Su of the trade union took the initiative to take over the tough idea!Still happy to run?

Ermai singer's flashback did not attract more attention, because the battle between Carlos and the rookie was first ignited on the public screen, and the amazing party has been clamoring for the rookie's record in the draft. By the way, let's take a look at the released album single , trying to prove that their male god is a well-known pop star!

Two-dimensional Internet singers are here to deliver food in front of their gods.

Although they don't have more resources to shake each other's faces, gentlemen and ladies are very calm. After all, they have been fans of male gods for many years. They are too sincere to understand the virtues of their male gods. Rubbish talk, their male gods have always spoken with their strength, just wait to be slapped in the face!

In this weird atmosphere, Yimai's singer immediately finished singing the must-sing song, and danced like a fly.The PK arena, which was focused by tens of thousands of fans, was given up.

Damn, I feel like if I stay any longer, the public screen will shoot him into a sieve through the screen!

The field control baby is also quick-sighted, and directly hugs the Carlos vest who is under the pressure of the two subtitle babies.So happy to hear that in the first round of the PK match between the rookie and Carlos, Carlos sang first.

The public screen suddenly ignited a new round of frenzy.Fans who are familiar with Mr.'s popularity don't need to turn on the central stage, just look at the real-time refreshed value on the weekly contribution list to realize how crazy Mr.'s local tyrants are.Of course, the craziest among them must be the family of a certain male god.

With a cheerful smile, Carlos turned on the microphone.

"I'm so happy, another PK battle! By the way, how about the few hundred words last time without repeating the small composition of praise? Luo Luoluo, don't pretend to be dead, or the public screen will shut you down!"

With the cooperation of the public screen, Carlos molested the poor Lolock to a point.Clearing his throat, his laughing voice sounded again.

"Well, the first song of the day, according to the usual practice, is given to my king."

I don’t know when it started, and the public screen is also used to it. Whenever Gui Ye and their husband appear on the channel together, the first song of their male god must be the divine song of dog abuse, all of which are for confession. And don't repeat it!

I envy Han Zhi, the younger sister who is controlled by Yibang's voice.

Such a boyfriend, please give me a dozen! BY's public screen crying and eating dog food.

"Wisemen say only fools rushin, but I' help falling in love with you..."

The classical melody accompaniment, standard articulation, and the thick subwoofer made by Carlos deliberately lowering his voice directly gave the public screen little angel a whole body electric shock.

[public screen]

[Squeaky, Mr. Aside from laughter, the most irresistible thing is every time you sing a love song!No matter how high the defense is, it will collapse!Being hit by Su Qi directly in the heart!Going to be stunned! ]

[Dizzy BUFF in progress! QAQ, this shameless couple!It has been said that dogs are man's best friend!Please cherish! ! ! ]

[This version of 'tHelpFallinginLove, I can listen to it forever!Sure enough, the male version is the best! ]

[……listen well!The sound is really deafening to the ears!And it feels like the quality and sound effects of the record are no different!Internet singers can also have this level, it's too unscientific! ]

[Yes, the English pronunciation is very smooth, not stiff at all!Listening to him sing is like enjoying it.This level can definitely debut directly! ]

[Hey!Our husband not only has a good voice and excellent skills, but also has a great figure! 8 pack abs is not empty at all!Mixed Chinese and English!Good looks! ]

[right!Still an art student at a prestigious university!The one that won the National Gold Medal!The kind that participated in a large art exhibition!What the hell, he was still a super god in three times!Villa luxury car big company! ]

The shameless Amway, who is a fan of gentlemen and ladies, can't even look down on the praised Carlos. He just finished singing the whole song, and he laughed lowly.The public screen, which had never been able to resist his laughter, ignited again, with a lot of [Don't marry He Liao], [Ghost Master, take care of your man].

[public screen]

[I can't, I feel like I'm going to collapse!Passers-by turn fans!ask to marry!propose! ]

[Upstairs, don't wishful thinking!Mister belongs to Ghost Lord! ]

[Who is the ghost?Yimai has a girlfriend? ]

[Guiding the only king in the VIP seat!July [-]th, nicknamed Ghost Lord, is a local tyrant, a schoolmaster, and Yimai's male god is a model couple in three dimensions, and Yimai's boyfriend!Boy friend!Boy friend!Important things are said three times! ]

Southland-Popular Internship-Yiming: Wow!Real couple?

July [-]: Well, Yimai is mine.

[Pfft, every time this topic comes up, Lord Gui loses his coldness in seconds and immediately becomes turbulent!Sure enough, it's a boring show!Ah ha ha! ]

Nanguo-Popular Internship-Yiming: I admire your courage and wish you a long time!

[right!Upstairs +10086! !First brush a wave!forever!grow old together!Dates give birth to osmanthus seeds! ]

[Forever and ever!grow old together!Dates give birth to osmanthus seeds! ]

"Well, my king, besides, it's enough to brush dates and osmanthus seeds, and the words are not typed correctly. Keep it simple, wishing happiness is OK."

Today, the fans of gentlemen and ladies on the public screen took special care of the face of their male gods. Without saying a word, they directly posted the rainbow-colored [Forever!grow old together!Dates give birth to osmanthus seeds! ] Seconds replaced by [Blessings! 】

The public screen having fun almost forgot the other protagonist of this PK battle.After Carlos's mic order was enough, he automatically gave up the position of [-] mic, and the public screen was still swiping various blessings.

"I really deserve to be God Su, the time of one song made all my fans rebel."

As soon as the idol's words came out, the amazing party who was still following the trend and being a copy party immediately came to their senses and swore to God that they had not betrayed, expressing that all kinds of true love are still brainless.After interacting with the public screen, Mr. Xinren began his first round of singing.

"Let's get high!"

The character of Xin Renjun's voice is full of explosive power, and he also knows his own voice very well, knowing what kind of song can best play the characteristics of his voice, so the second song Carlos heard tonight is a "High Song", which is enough to blow the audience, the high-pitched and exciting voice combined with the various special instruments brought in when the song was composed, directly copied the atmosphere.

Sure enough, it is a singer who has participated in the show. The typhoon is very stable and domineering.

The heart was beating violently, Carlos raised the corners of his mouth, and stared at the computer screen with shining eyes.The system that had been dormant for a long time regained its sense of existence.

[Victory in the PK battle, reward 500 happiness points]

[Sing for 10000 audiences, reward 1000 happiness points]

[Sing for 50000 audiences, reward 5000 happiness points]

[Get a reward of $125 through singing, and reward 500 happiness points]

[Get a reward of $350 through singing, and reward 1500 happiness points]

……

Seeing the progressive task again, Carlos is gearing up, it's only 8 o'clock, it's a long night, and the opponent should not be underestimated, he must have reached level 9 singing skills!Postpone the PK, maybe the popularity can break 10 in the second half. When I think of the dozen long-awaited rewards in the lifetime rewards, compare it with the pitiful 12 happiness points in my pocket.

Carlos clenched his fist secretly, fighting!

Three minutes later, the newcomer Jun Qing panted and threw himself into the arms of Gongping who warmly welcomed him.After an easy relay, Carlos looked at his playlist.

"I don't seem to have any accompaniment for happy songs."

[public screen]

[=-=Well, how about the black voice last time?After that, I listened to it over and over several times, and the more I listened, the more excited I was! ]

[Fuck upstairs!Don't sing, sir, every time I listen to it, my throat hurts for you! ]

Southland-Pop Singer-Lolock: Correct pronunciation won't hurt your throat.

[But I still can't help my heartache =-= change to another song? "To Die To Love"?No, this is too hissing and exhausting! ]

[Yeah!Isn't it said that the voice is the life of a singer!Sir, we don't listen to happy songs anymore, you can just sing a simple song =-= I don't know how long the PK will last tonight, if you can't leave, let the ghost help you to make a glass of honey water, keep your throat! ]

Southern Country-Pop Singer-Norway: ...Damn it, people are more popular than others, where are my fans?Come out and see other people's fans!How caring!You still let me shout about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau every day!Said it was my true love!love it!

Seeing that the public screen was about to trigger a big battle, Carlos smiled and changed the topic.

"Our king is far away in Shanghai. When he flies over to get me honey water, I guess the PK is over. It's okay. I just turned to an accompaniment. Although I can't cheer up the whole audience, some people should be able to cheer up .”

Under the suspicion and anticipation of the public screen, Carlos turned on the accompaniment, and the intense electronic accompaniment appeared, and the public screen reacted faster than the subtitle baby.

[public screen]

[Fuck!Ghost animal glasses OP!Unexpectedly, you are such a gentleman! ]

[It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such an honest gentleman!here you go! ]

[Great praise! ! !Please record this song! ! !I want to change the original ringtone of my phone to Mr.'s!The attacking version of "uhedarkness" Su went to heaven! ]

[I just looked at the Chinese translation, and laughed and said nothing!Now that the capital is sung, do you dare to come up with a majestic song! ]

[Shhh - I remember gasping for the next 20 seconds!Quiet! ]

[Upstairs is enough!Breathing in the accompaniment!Majestic +1, no, I will ask when the ghost is not around =-= Otherwise, you know, the jealous king or something...]

So, has King Gu's jealousy penetrated from the three-dimensional to the Two-dimensional?It is also quite powerful.

Next, one song after another was shaken out by the two people in the PK. This night was really an auditory enjoyment for the public screen. As the PK progressed, more and more tourists entered On the gurgling Southland pop channel, singers from other channels and trade unions also gathered to pay their respects to the battle between the second great god and the third singer.

The total number of channels has exceeded [-] as Carlos wished.

Giving up the position of Yimai to the newcomer again, Carlos turned and walked to the kitchen, made himself a cup of jujube honey, and then returned to the computer.After moistening his throat, he squinted at a message that was quickly swiped away on the public screen.

After the war, he really didn't seem to have sung Chinese songs.Immediately, he started flipping through the playlist. Now that his fans have already proposed, he can't be cowardly, can't he, attacking in all directions is his true nature.

Silently, after Pineapple Zonggong climbed up to the wheat, the accompaniment came out, and the audience was stunned, what the hell is this!

However, after his opera accent came out, the public screen was full of [One Night in Beijing] [Going to Heaven] [Kneeling under the opera accent again].

After being trained by Peking Opera masters, the female voice in "One Night in Beijing" was perfectly displayed, and the amazing party who had to admit Carlos' strength was instantly amazed.Is this really a tune that a man can sing?This Nima is too unscientific!

No wonder they are less knowledgeable!Who told them that the male god they were chasing did not light up his acting skills!

So after popular science by Mr. Gongping’s fans, most of this group of amazing people know that there is such a magical place in the world as the Gufeng circle, where every male singer can fake a female voice and roar a dramatic voice.

[public screen]

[Oops, I feel like I'm going to kneel!I can't control my hand and tap Yimai to follow!Beep!You have to forgive me!I still love you the most!But Yimai's female voice is really amazing!To God's rhythm ah! ]

[Say nothing, ask for resources!I heard that Yimai is still an ancient god? ]

[Super Plus enjoy!Welcome to Gentlemen and Ladies Fan!We have a male god who is born with a romantic and evil voice, but can easily change into a gentle young voice in seconds, a domineering subwoofer, a decadent uncle's voice, and a male god with a heavenly Huadan opera voice!As long as you can bear the dog abuse every time the bib is updated, every time you climb the wheat, you will be stuffed with dog food!If you join the group, you will get a high-definition uncensored kneeling and licking photo! ]

July Fourteenth:—

[I was wrong, Lord Ghost!Please don't kill!Climb back upstairs, delete "Join the group and get a high-definition uncensored photo of kneeling and licking", and change it to "A collection of low laughter from all kinds of male gods and girls + a large synthesis of gasping sounds"! ]

Manlou-Ancient Singer-Flower Demon: Pfft!People work!At the beginning, who said that it would be given away by donating thousands of dollars in Mr. Xiaowo!Now you can join the group and send it away! ?I don't agree!

[Quoting Mister, hit me! =-=]

Manlou-Ancient Singer-Flower Demon: A mouthful of old blood spewed out.

July [-]: Get me a copy.

[sent!Ghost Lord, please check! ]

[sent! ! !I also took a screenshot of a resource map by the way!Tell your servants what you want!Offer it with both hands! ]

Nanguo-Intern Gufeng-Flying Man: This bastard... Is he really your husband's true fan?So eye-catching!

Carlos, who had just finished singing, happened to see the funny scene on the public screen, and he laughed out loud.

"Honey, where's your integrity? If you want to hear me breathe, fly over here, and I'll let you breathe for a night."

At the end, I couldn't control my laughter.

[One wheat!What about your integrity!Come on, nurse!Give me blood ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ]

[Your male god "Mr. Dirty Demon King" is online! ]

[Sir please shut up!It's fine if you show your affection, don't speak yellow accents casually!There's not enough blood on my body! ]

July [-]: After you finish singing, I will go to the airport.

[Enough is enough... I'm still a child!To be shown to death! ]

[I feel that to become a fan of Yimai, you need a very strong heart——]

Just when the public screen was condemning this shameless pair, Yimai changed people again. This time, the newcomer didn’t talk nonsense anymore, it seemed that he was given two roles by one person and two roles in Carlos’s just Beijing opera + popular elements. Shocked.The prelude sounded directly, and several pop singers were instantly shocked.

[public screen]

Southland-Pop Singer-Lorocco: Damn it!

Southland-Pop Singer-Norway: Shit! ! ! !

[The rhythm of dying!Play too much! ! ! ]

[I heard that not many people dare to cover this song, because there is no place to take a breath in front...]

Forgive Carlos for his lack of reading. He only thinks the prelude is beautiful and comfortable, and it doesn't seem to have much to do with dying?When the newcomer opened his mouth, even he was stunned...

I guess this is the main battle song tonight. It's too outrageous to show off your skills!