The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After dealing with his sisters in the Cold War, Carlos turned his attention to the scarf and the forum. The fans on the scarf were still accusing him of having nothing to do and showing affection. From time to time, one or two prodigal fans came to him To verify, is it true that she is a fan of Border Town?

Touching his chin, Carlos tilted his head and thought, unknowingly, the behavior of chasing male gods seems to have become a kind of pathology, just like obsessive-compulsive disorder.It doesn't matter who the object is, he only enjoys the process of pursuing.When he decided to designate Gu Sen as a male god, it seemed that the affairs of the border town could be completely put aside in an instant.

Thinking of this, even Carlos himself felt that his personality was very cold.

Grinning a nasty smile, Carlos, as the main character who was hung on the wall, continued to watch a large number of fans on the forum. Under the leadership of several true love veteran fans, he pushed the watermelon ice group back step by step.Seeing more and more enemies in the interpersonal list, and the popularity getting more and more popular, the pleasure soared to the sky!

Soon, this wave of fights ended anticlimactically, because Gu Sen responded to Carlos' words with a vest on his neck.

July [-]th: [Skydiving instructor certificate photo] As a reward for true fans, I will take you to skydive during the winter vacation. @first day of the first month

The first day of the first lunar month: ...!When did you get your coaching license?

July [-]: When you were in school, I took the exam because I was bored.And this [diving qualification certificate photo], why not go for a seven-day blue hole tour, skydiving, and sea diving?

On the first day of the first lunar month: Choked up, my lord, you are so kind to me!A few rounds will do!

【Comment】

[Hehehe, I don't understand the world of local tyrants!Diaosi who can only stay at home during the winter vacation, read novels and watch movies is not envious of traveling abroad for two! ]

[Hehehe, I don't understand the world of local tyrants!Get out and ride your bike!I haven't even been to the beach!It's even a single dog who won't envy going abroad for two-person travel! ]

[=-= Seeing this, I suddenly feel that Master Ghost is attacking! ]

[Yes, it's still a local tyrant, a scholar, a bully who spoils Gong Nigong!No wonder Mr. and Biancheng didn't call!Being in love is not sexually blessed! ]

[Master Gui is so stunning!Ask for a little IQ for the person who has taken the test three times! ]

[Just googled it, the blue hole is so beautiful!Be an affluent college dog!I decided to invite my girlfriends to play in the blue cave during the winter vacation!Mr. Gui Ye seeks a chance encounter! ]

[Fuck!Are the local tyrants upstairs still missing pendants? ]

[Don't expect to go with me!Anyway, Mr.'s appearance has been exposed!Don't you think about taking photos of the whole honeymoon this time?Give gentlemen and ladies a chance to kneel and lick! ]

[I think I'm seriously ill!From this short conversation, I have imagined an airplane PLAY, no one can hear the groaning at a height of [-] feet!Feel free to do silly things!There is also skydiving PLAY!Mister is going to be tied to the front and rear positions of the ghost master who has a coach certificate!While stimulating the fall, [beep——] or something!Great!There is also sea diving PLAY!In the blue sea, among all kinds of fish, piston QAQ shamelessly, blending [beep——] into the sea or something!nosebleed! ]

[Bleeding!Slightly trembling, he gave the upstairs thumbs up! ]

[QAQ, struggling to crawl back with blood on his face!Guiye is so domineering!In other words, I am also a true fan of Mr.What about the reward?I don't want to travel abroad either!I just want a high-definition uncensored full face photo! ]

First day of the first lunar month: Those who are so dirty are definitely my fans.The idea is good, but the implementation is a bit cumbersome.If it was just the two of us on the plane, after we both parachuted, the plane would be uncontrolled and we would jump together.Airplane PLAY×.

July 5000: Up to [-] meters, the skydiving process takes more than a minute.

[Pfft—Master Ghost is saying this implicitly, is more than a minute not enough to do shameful things?So happy to hear and see, skydiving PLAY×]

Not only the fans laughed, even Carlos couldn't help laughing after seeing Gu Sen's reply. He moved his attention to the sea diving PLAY. In The Sims 3, there is a deep sea sex in the expansion pack of Paradise Island The venue is to explore the mysterious underwater cave.

With diving gear and lovers, you can go in and have sex.

Too bad that's in the game.In real life, forget it.As for the matter of integrating the children and grandchildren into the sea to feed the fish, I have done a lot during the sea trips in Shanghai.

So, the itinerary for the winter vacation was decided so easily.

I don't know if he was moved by Gu Sen's behavior as a research expert. After this day, Gu Sen's scarf on July [-] has gained thousands of fans, most of whom are curious about skydiving and shallow water qualification exams, such as Is the exam difficult, how many stages are divided into, where to take the exam, etc.

Originally thought that he was known for his aloofness, except for Carlos' Aite, the ghost master who didn't reply would ignore their questions on a daily basis, but as soon as he refreshed the scarf, he saw that his question was answered, although the reply contained more information. There are many links, and the text with subjective consciousness is only a single sentence, but it is enough to surprise fans.

After opening the connection, I was even more moved. It happened to be what I needed, and it could completely solve the current problem!

Gu Dawang, who unconsciously touched his wife's fans, still went about his business silently.

As an unprofessional owner of a design company, when the former assistant Lin was promoted to vice president Lin, Gu Sen directly pushed all the dinners and banquets that required the boss to attend to the vice president Lin's forehead.He himself followed Yang Batian to start finishing the project in the North District.

Due to his inherent characteristics of a mathematician, Gu Sen also finds fun in engineering, and has a supernatural response to various construction data and procurement data.So Gu Dawang, who is nearly [-] years old, finally found the most suitable career for him-financial mathematics.

Economic management, which was originally confused, seems to be clear through numerical reasoning.In fact, thinking about many things from another angle can often open the door to a new world.

Behind him is a daughter-in-law who acts as a driving force. During this period of time, apart from applying for various outdoor qualification certificates, King Gu basically used it to teach himself professional knowledge related to finance.

At this time, the existence of Lin Zihao and Locke became extremely important. After all, they both graduated from prestigious universities majoring in finance, and at least they also had several years of work experience. The boss who is in a daze with such design drawings is much more awesome.

Gu Dawang, who has completely turned on the learning master mode, has more time to hang on the bib, while studying by himself, while searching for information on the Internet, and answering Aite's various inquiries on the bib as a leisure pastime.

At the beginning, the questions asked by fans were basically around skydiving and diving. Gradually, as Aite’s number of people increased, all kinds of questions were thrown out, except for some particularly personal questions that Gu Sen directly refused to answer. , He tried his best to use simple language to answer what he could answer.

It can only be said that Gu Sen in the Xueba mode has indeed crushed most of the second-time fans in terms of IQ.Gradually, fans who came to ask for advice from the bottom of their hearts or simply watched the excitement realized that they seemed to have really met the god of learning!

Not to mention other things, just mathematics problems, whether it is basic mathematics, advanced mathematics, or other special decoding problems, basically there is nothing that ghosts can't solve!With the promotion of the first batch of fans, more and more scumbags who have been abused by mathematics three times came to kneel and lick their scarves.

The fans who appeared later were also fortunate to enjoy the guidance of a god of learning. The ghost master who had solved the math problem with only a few words and a few words helped them get through the two veins of the brain.It feels easier to accept than the explanations of the teachers in the classroom!

So I was happy to hear it, and suddenly there was a strong wave of learning in the niche circle of Two-dimensional.After the ghost master and the local tyrant, Gu Dawang has added a label of learning god.

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Here, Gu Sen is active in the scarf, while Carlos over there is going out with his tutor again, this time the destination is Inner Mongolia, for a period of two weeks.

So when he came back with a fishy and grassy smell all over his body, he found that in just two weeks, he could no longer understand the Two-dimensional world.

Divide the large pile of Inner Mongolia products that I bought specially into several batches, the largest batch will be sent to my friends in the United States, and the middle batch will be sent to my friends in South Korea. I took it off, but at least they are friends I have known for many years, and I will never forget them when there are good things.

The last pile was sent to my friends in Shanghai.After making an appointment for tomorrow's courier, Carlos finally found time to put on the scarf, go to YY, and get the latest credit information.

In the first step, he boarded the scarf, glanced at Aite's own messages, cleared the private messages, and then followed the link to Gu Sen's homepage. Looking at the most disgusting math problem, Carlos swallowed A mouthful of blood.

He silently glanced at Gu Sen's fan following, which had suddenly increased from a few hundred to nearly one-third of him, and silently updated the scarf.

The first day of the first lunar month: So, my lord @左月十四, are you using your IQ to win back [-]% of my fans?Dare you stop showing math in front of me!My head hurts!

July [-]th: =-=I don’t even know the scale when I go out to buy groceries, and I don’t know if I’ve been tricked.

The first day of the first lunar month: —v — peace of mind!Peace of mind!Anyway, every time you go out with me!You will see it!

July Fourteenth:  …

【Comment】

[I don't know why, but the always offensive gentleman naturally became uncomfortable in front of Master Ghost.And no matter what the topic is at the beginning, it will eventually develop into dog abuse if there is a disagreement!Flip the table!Gnawing dog food with a sad face! ]

[Is the decathlon gentleman also a math scumbag?It feels like the distance is getting closer!Kaisen! ]

[I am curious about the sense of sight of an old couple, how long has it been since the two confirmed their relationship? ]

The first day of the first lunar month: I have been secretly in love with the king for several years, it was love at first sight, and we have been officially together for almost two years.

[...I want Jing Jing, don’t ask me who Jing Jing is! ]

[Such a perfect gentleman has been secretly in love with someone for several years?This unscientific!How many solar systems did Gui Ye save in his previous life! ]

[Mister hides too deeply!She doesn't even know about Kui Kui's younger sister! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: The second time I didn’t want to talk about the three times, and it was only later that I found out that the ghost was him, which shocked me a lot.

[The same is the second time, so it is a matter of course to make it public!It's a pity that my eyes were blurred by Xiang at the beginning!I don't believe it at all!Weep bitterly! ]

[+1 I just thought Mr. was joking——]

July [-]: Said that she is my daughter-in-law.

[Yes Yes Yes!It's all yours!No one is robbing you!Such an arrogant attack, I am also drunk! ]

After chatting with the fans in the scarf, under the strong request of the audience, Carlos parachuted directly to the gurgling popular channel with a huge fan base.Just after entering the channel, the slightly rock-inspired song "Princess" was sung by a male voice full of strength and full of personality.

Carlos' eyes lit up with a voice he had never heard before.After reaching the tenth level of singing skills, in the YY singer circle, he has basically never met anyone who can fight.Yimai, who is singing now, has at least level 8 singing skills, maybe even level 9!

The desire to pk was ignited!

[public screen]

[I just said, why there are thousands more people suddenly, it really is Mr. who is here!Ask for a mic!Begging to cry!I beg Sue to God! ]

[As soon as you see the ghost master who is proud of the crowd at the VIP table, you know that Mr. is coming =-=]

[Our family Yiming is singing on the microphone, can the public screen have some quality, let alone other singers? ]

[There are only a few thousand fans who are embarrassed to brag, Yimingming brought tens of thousands of fans to fight on the Internet! ]

[Tsk, you sounded as if you were very qualified just now, which dogs were barking when the male god Lolock sang? ]

[That is, what a face, we didn't swipe the screen, so what's wrong with welcoming two sentences from our male gods? ]

[Who is the dog?I really don't understand that Yimingming is not a good star, why should he come to such a messy circle! ]

Seeing that a big battle among fans is about to start.Yimai sang "Princess" with high quality and completeness on the back of [Southland - Internship Popularity - Yiming]. He let out a burst of clear laughter and turned on the mic to speak.

"Haha, don't even talk about it. Is the legendary God Su here? Hurry up and let the newcomers worship! In the circle of online singers, I am a real newcomer, please take care of me!"

The enthusiastic and hearty voice aroused a lot of goodwill, and the originally imminent battle stopped temporarily. After some science popularization on the public screen, the fans who followed Carlos finally knew the origin of Yimai.

Qin Yiming, who participated in a large-scale singing talent show, successfully broke into the top eight with his superb singing skills and strong on-site rendering.Then it is said that in order to pursue real music, he refused to sign a contract and was stopped in the semi-finals. After losing the election, he went to the United States, Ireland, and Japan, and finally returned to China to become a North Drift singer.

At present, two albums have been released, all of which are independently composed songs.

Generally speaking, he is a second-rate singer with skills, talent and fans.

Shrugging his shoulders, Carlos officially climbed up to the wheat sequence amidst a large number of fans with the prefix [amazing] on the public screen who asked "Who is God Su?" There are two subtitle babies and two a familiar pop channel singer.

【gentlemen!Good evening! ! 】

[The character is so bad!I met my husband on the first day of work after returning from vacation! QAQ]

Carlos couldn't help but laugh when he saw the two subtitle babies who changed their names in seconds.

[public screen]

Nanguo-full-frequency singer-the first day of the first lunar month: caressed the public screen, caressed the newcomer, caressed the subtitle baby, caressed the whole world.

July Fourteenth:—

[Happy to hear and see!Master Ghost is jealous! ]

Southland-full-frequency singer-first day of the first lunar month: my king!

July [-]: =-=What.

When Gongping was crying and eating dog food again, Yimai used the remaining time to express his admiration for Carlos again, and also hoped that he could get more advice from the great god this night, whether he showed his true feelings or not, anyway, Kalos Ross looked at the sudden increase of dozens of blood-red enemies with a smile, and his heart was full of joy.

At this time, the sexy red of the private chat was lit up, and I thought it was a message from my own king, but when I opened it, it turned out to be an unexpected person.

Southland-Pop Singer-Lolock:——

Southland-full-frequency singer-first day of the first lunar month: What's wrong?

Southland-Pop Singer-Lolock: This newcomer is poisonous, be careful.

Southland-full-frequency singer-first day of the first lunar month: ah?

Southland-Pop Singer-Lorocco: The rookie is very competitive. Chu Ye beat all the other pop singers on the channel by himself at that time. However, his singing skills are indeed very good in all aspects, but this is not the point. The point is that he Fans are even more powerful, they are simply fighters among brain-dead fans.If there is a disagreement, we will tear each other up, and if we disagree, we will meet on the forum.

Southland - Full Frequency Singer - The first day of the first lunar month: Then?

Southland-Pop Singer-Lorocco: You, the great god who is known as the number one Su in the circle, is his biggest challenge. Take care and become the pillar of the pop channel!juvenile! PS, I don't like him very much!Ask the male god to teach him how to be a man!

For this little fan lurking in the singer circle, Carlos actually likes it quite a bit. It is really hard for people to feel disgusted by the cheerful and optimistic boy.Naturally, I touched the little fan along the hair, just in time to hear the newcomer talking on the microphone.

"Huh? I found that Su Shen's title is very unique. It's not the same as my internship pop singer. It's a full-frequency singer. What's the trick?"

After the science popularization on the public screen, Mr. Xin jokingly said.

"Ah, that's great, it looks really cool. But is the assessment really that difficult? After Su Shen, there is no second singer who has succeeded in the second round? Too bad, I suddenly aroused the desire to fight."

Carlos was speechless watching the fans with the prefix of "amazing" on the public screen frantically swiping all kinds of fleshy little poems of praise for no money, and he was also drunk.

Mai Xu ran out of time, and the newcomer fell into the public screen with a snap.

[public screen]

Nanguo-Popular Internship-Yiming: As a rookie, although I seem a little overwhelmed, I still want to challenge the legendary God Su.

[Yi Ming Ming!You are the best! ]

[Pfft——Yi Mingming, as a professional singer, is it really okay for you to bully an internet singer?Hahaha! ! ! ! ]

[=-=Hehehe, maybe who bullies who. ]

[Hehehe, wait for the gentleman to fly the plane to the sky. ]

[In the face of challenges, Mr. has never been timid. Seeing that the newcomer took the initiative to drag the male god into the PK battle, he decisively turned passers-by into fans temporarily! ]

[Fellow travelers turn fans!No nonsense!Just ask the newcomer to be stronger!Fight till dawn with sir! ]

Southland-full-frequency singer-the first day of the first lunar month: Come, let's have a good fight.