[DC+Marvel] why so serious

Just as Peter and Flint were still discussing the decoration of the bar, Max was concentrating on drawing the grid diagram, and Jamie and Bucky continued to drink milk affectionately, "Clang!" came the sound of a sharp knife being unsheathed, and Bucky With a quick reaction, he circled Jamie's body, fell to the ground and rolled, narrowly avoiding the sharp edge.

I saw that the black sharp blade cut the sofa in two neatly, neatly and symmetrically. Even ordinary people may not be so accurate when measuring with a ruler.

Seeing that one blow would fail, the figure of the man flashed and appeared behind Bucky, raising the sharp knife in his hand high, intending to cut Bucky and Jamie apart.

At this time, Jie Zhanlan looked straight at him with big eyes, turned his spiritual power into a needle shape, and ruthlessly tapped down on his spiritual power.The man froze and bent slightly, while Flint turned into sand and bound his limbs. Max angrily gave him a [-]-volt electric shock.

Bucky, on the other hand, pulled out the gun that was attached to his waist without hesitation, and fired more than a dozen shots at the man in succession, until all the bullets in the gun were fired before stopping.

Peter squatted on the side cabinet with a funny face, leisurely watching the intense drama, commenting constantly, almost using popcorn to entertain.

"Shusha! Zizi! Boom! Missed! Hahaha! Alright! Alright! Let's stop fighting!" The man held up the double-blade frame to block bullets and avoid Flint and Max. Attacking, while laughing nervously, and accompanied by a taunting dubbing.

His figure flashed, and he suddenly appeared from behind Jamie and the others.

"Hi! Hello! My name is Deadpool, and readers like to call me cheap. Although I don't think a mighty and domineering man like me is cheap at all, there is nothing I can do. Whoever asks readers to give money to buy comics, they are God! In fact, you can call me Wade after Xiao Chong. By the way, that curly-haired man, yes! It’s you! Dude, take a look! Oops! The habit of hanging two pistols in between!!??" The man chattered in an extremely narcissistic manner, as if he had never spoken in eight hundred lifetimes.

The plagiarist Bucky squinted his eyes in a bad temper, pulled out the pistol on the other side of his waist with his backhand, quickly replaced a gun that had no sub-guns, and after reloading, both guns fired in salvo. Shoot deadpool with extreme speed.The pouring of bullets was accompanied by the sound of gunshots, interrupting Deadpool's babbling.

The bullet directly hit Deadpool's brain, heart and other vital places.

"Oh, I'm dead..." Deadpool fell to the ground in a state of anger, "Wait! Shet, my precious battle suit... huh? It didn't break, good job, precious battle suit, I I know you are the best, okay!" Seeing that his baby's battle suit was not damaged, he quickly jumped up from the ground in good spirits.

He didn't hold an attitude of worrying about his own safety at all, instead, he put all his heart on his battle clothes.Frankly speaking, Peter doesn't think his good friend's red and black tights look good at all, it has no aesthetic feeling, and it can't be compared with his red and blue spider suit.

"You shouldn't imitate me for the sake of imitating me. Although I'm already famous, to be honest, it's really embarrassing to my fans to see my idol being so indifferent!" He said bitterly.

After finally capturing the moment when he took a breath, Jamie was dizzy, and asked with a delicate face: "You are Wade, and you are also Deadpool, you are here to join our Watchmen? "

"Oh! I know you guys! This sand-turning sandman is called Flint Mark, and has a very sick daughter! That shiny guy is Max Vidilon, formerly of Osborne Industries Electric Engineer, fell down the bio-electric eel tank, and finally became an electric man! The one next to you is the Winter Soldier, who was brainwashed and controlled by Hydra and trained to be a killing machine." Deadpool quickly told everyone's background .

His body flashed again, and when he reappeared, he had already collided with Jamie's forehead, lowered his voice, and said dangerously: "But... yo! Dude, why haven't I seen you in comics, are you new here? ..." It seemed that as soon as Jamie answered yes, Deadpool would immediately cut Jamie into three with a knife.

Jamie didn't understand what Deadpool was talking about, but he wasn't a newcomer anymore.

"No, I'm not a newcomer..." Jamie still said sincerely without knowing why.

"Then you came out of nowhere? It seems that I have to have a good chat with Rob (the creator of Deadpool, the cartoonist──Rob Liefeld). You must know that I can slaughter the entire universe! Readers' hearts No.1, Marvel's darling, are you right?" As he spoke, Deadpool looked intimate and didn't know who he was talking to.

here we go again.Peter held his forehead helplessly.

He jumped out of the closet and said at the end of the game, "Okay, Wade, stop being crazy. Flint, Max, Bucky, I promise Wade didn't mean any harm, he was just... just playful. "

"Hi! Bug..." Before Deadpool interrupted his speech, Peter, who had sufficient experience, had already raised his hand, and a wisp of spider silk flicked on Deadpool's mouth.

"Wade! Don't you remember what I said? Watch the bar and protect those who are hunted down. Moreover, it costs [-] US dollars a night to sleep in a Chase bunk, and [-] US dollars a night for a room for one person!" Peter directly dispatched Deadpool Favorite thing, tempted.

Deadpool himself likes to enjoy very much, so he likes money very much, and he always talks about "just give money".With this goal in mind, he also became a "both good and evil", working for whoever gave more, and just killed a rich man in the Middle East.

A one-person room costs 90 US dollars a night, 80 US dollars a month, and [-] million US dollars a year!

Deadpool's eyes lit up, and his eyes became golden money symbols, exactly the same as Peter's expression when he heard Jamie say this for the first time.

To be honest, the life of Deadpool is actually not good.He has a cheap mouth, often offends people, and hides around all day long.Although he has super regenerative ability, his neurotic character is really unbearable for most people.Even Magneto, who has always been happy to accept mutants, doesn't like to associate with this mallet, let alone other people.

Deadpool tore away the spider silk wrapped around his mouth, and said a little nervously: "That...that... why don't you count me in! I will be an existence that can slaughter the entire universe in the future!" He also knew that he just now He offended everyone in the room except Xiao Chong, with a pitiful begging for peace on his face.For money, Deadpool will do anything, not to mention just throwing out face, throwing out morals and other small things, not to mention that he is doing these small things all the time.

Flint and Max looked at each other, their eyes full of fear and rejection.

Peter noticed their eyes and was anxious.Wade was the first friend he met after he became Spider-Man.Although he knew that Wade was immortal, every time he saw him being hunted down by his enemies, Peter couldn't help but help him. Even when Wade was not in front of him, Peter was always in fear, for fear that he would die somewhere in the world. The corner was dismembered with a special technique.

But Peter knew that among the watchmen, only Jamie had the ability to have one vote.He looked at Jamie expectantly.

Having received Peter's message perfectly, Jamie quickly compared the advantages and disadvantages of accepting Deadpool in his mind.

After a while, his complexion was full, and his delicate little face was full of serious questions: "Wade, in Watchmen, one of the members encountered difficulties, and the others needed to help or think about solutions. We are like family members. same, protect each other. Can you do it?"

Upon hearing Jamie's question, Peter immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and Flint and Max frowned.

Bucky didn't say anything, but only tightened his grip on Jamie's slender waist.

"Who am I? I am the shrewd, outstanding, and eloquent Wade Wilson (omit [-] words below). It is my mission to save the world, and it is my daily job to help my mother-in-law cross the road... (again [-] words are omitted) ) Is there anything I can't do!?" Deadpool started talking non-stop.

Jamie was also patient. After listening to him patiently, he continued: "Wade, the team is not protected by one individual, but everyone protects each other. This is called a team. Except for bugs, you need to protect Flint, Max, Bucky and me. And we'll take care of you like a family."

Deadpool was silent for a moment, glanced at the dark faces of Flint and Max, the cold face of Bucky, and the worried expression of his good friend Peter, and said with interest; "I understand, Xiaojie Mi, don't worry! My dead waiter will cover you in the future, and I guarantee that no one will dare to come to the bar to make trouble!" It seems that there is something more in my heart, heavy, but there is a warmth surrounding it.

"That's the best." When the rules meet the unruly, it's just nonsense.

Jamie threatened with a smile: "If you don't follow the rules, don't blame me for having Bucky cut off your head, have Max electrify it and burn it, and then let Flint bury it deep in the ground .” Let you never find it for the rest of your life.

He really wanted to know if he could continue to live without his head.Jamie smiled more innocently, and the more he thought about it, the more he looked forward to the day when Deadpool broke the rules.

Just by looking at his face, the little Jamie with an angelic face would have guessed what he was thinking about lest the world be in chaos.

Deadpool is just being mean-spirited and self-willed, but his IQ and EQ are unquestionable. Looking at the harmless little Jamie, who exudes a strong smell of malice, he knows that Jamie can definitely say and do it. derived.He hastily wiped away the last trace of "rebellious" thoughts in his mind, and agreed aggrievedly.

Although he is immortal, he doesn't want to use his own methods to delve into the scientific research of the proposition "When the immortal body loses its head, can it continue to survive".

The author has something to say: It's been a long time since I saw the next chapter. The clown daddy who fell out is coming out. Do you want to watch the warm version or the malicious version?