[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"This lighting is beautiful! Wow! This set of tables and chairs is also good! But...is it a bit more expensive? This set is more economical!" The one who kept flipping through the price list to compare prices was naturally poor? Peter? Miser? Parker.

Flint also gave his opinion seriously, "Buy this sofa! It is comfortable and big enough for a large group of people to sit together."

That day Jamie called Tony to borrow money, and Tony said very generously that he contributed the store and start-up capital, which was regarded as a shareholding, and the bar counted him as a part.After that, another phone call arranged for a special person to help with procedures, order goods, etc., so Jamie and the others only needed to confirm the decoration of the bar, tables and chairs, and other small things.

Max was designing the grid diagram of the bar's underground and inside the wall.You must know that Tony is really generous, so he gave them a small building with four floors and two basements for them to open a bar.He has to think about how to separate the bar's power grid from New York, and make it his own place, so that his bar will not suffer the next time there is a major power outage in New York.

Jamie lay comfortably in Bucky's arms, and the two of them bit the drink tube together, tasted the delicious milk, and left everything to Peter and the others.In fact, Jamie once put forward a proposal that he and Bucky seemed to be very good, but it was a pity that Peter and others ruthlessly rejected it and deprived him and Bucky of the right to make a proposal.

And that proposal is... to offer different flavors of milk in the bar...

Jamie, who was deprived of the right to propose, was not unhappy either. He smiled and looked at Peter and Flint, who were arguing over whether to choose an off-white sofa or a pure black sofa, and Max, who was seriously drawing a sketch, with his head thrown back , leaning against Bucky's pectoral muscles, closing his eyes.

Such a good day.

Just then, the bickering Flint and Peter dragged the quiet Max, Jamie and Bucky into the fray.

"Jamie, what's the name of our bar? Wouldn't it be better to call it the Nature Bar? I'm the spider, Flint is the sand, Max is the lightning, Bucky is the winter, and you are the bird. Isn't that just nature? "Peter explained articulately.

"Xiao Chong, when did you hear that the name of the bar is so green and environmentally friendly?" Flint said angrily, covering his forehead.

Peter insisted, "That's why we're the first! How special!"

Seeing that they wanted to argue again, and Jamie was sitting on the sidelines watching a show again, Max quickly persuaded him: "Stop arguing! We are the Overwatch team, shouldn't the bar just be called the Overwatch Bar?"

Peter and Flint suddenly realized, and Flint looked away in embarrassment.For such a simple matter, he actually argued for so long with the little bug with a pitifully small brain.

However, Peter finally asked a reliable question, "What is the positioning of our bar? Upper-class people? Middle-class bourgeoisie? Lower-class gangsters? Are there any rules for them to follow?"

As soon as Jamie heard this question, the restless factor in Jamie's heart jumped, and his eyes were full of playfulness, "No matter who, as long as he escapes to the Watch Bar, his enemies can't cross the threshold and touch him A little bit. And the Overwatch Bar promises not to ask about the grievances between them, but it does not guarantee the safety of people after they leave.”

"Hey..." Peter and the others murmured, looking at each other.

"Max, think about it, the strength and influence of the people who can come to the bar will not be small, but they all need to rely on you and rely on your protection to survive." Successfully lit Max's Lightning.

"Flint, bug, we're going to make a lot of money!" Jamie said to them.

"What? Make big money?" Before Flint said anything, Peter already had money symbols in his eyes. He sat next to Jamie and asked anxiously, "How to make big money? How big is big money?"

"Think about it, those people who are hunted down will be protected by us only in the bar, and as soon as he leaves the bar, he will be beaten to death by his enemies! At this time, his only choice is to stay in the bar. We Except for the first floor, the four floors can be designed as rooms. The second floor is a Datong shop, the third floor is a one-person room, and the fourth floor? We live by ourselves. The Datong shop costs [-] US dollars a night, and the one-person room costs [-] a night. Dollars." Jamie's seductive content successfully made Peter and Flint, who had already been trapped in the ocean of dollars in their minds, nod their heads in agreement.

But soon, Peter had a new question, "By the way, it was decided that this bar belonged to our Overwatch team, so what is Stark? Uncle Overwatch?"

"Pfft!" Max, who just felt his mouth dry, took a sip of the drink and spit it out.

"Bug." Jamie was also amused by Peter, "Mr. Stark is 45 years old, Flint is 46 years old, and Max is 42 years old."

"Are you trying to hurt Flint and Max on purpose? I can't help but say that your sarcasm this time is very good." Jamie seemed to really appreciate it, opened his sincere blue eyes, and gave applause to encourage him to keep working hard.

"No! Flint, Max, I swear I didn't mean that! You have to believe me! I'm your good bug!" Peter assured with three fingers raised in panic.

Max was silent, just gave Flint a look.

Flint stretched his neck knowingly, flexed his knuckles hard, and made a crackling sound.

He grabbed the back collar of Peter's tights, "Xiao Chong, come and accompany Uncle? Uncle loosen your muscles and bones!" Uncle yelled and gritted his teeth.

"No, no, no! I don't want to! I won't go!" Like a child, Peter hugged the back of the chair in front of him in a panic, not wanting to go out to accept the heavy blow of Flint's tens of tons of fists.

"You want it." As soon as Flint pushed hard, the back of the chair broke in two.

Peter, who lost his support, turned his help-seeking eyes on Jamie and Bucky in a panic. He couldn't count on Max.

Jamie and Bucky have a good understanding and sleep with their eyes open, sleeping soundly, please do not disturb!

"Wait! I have something to say!!" Peter shouted unwillingly.

Jamie mischievously opened his single eye, "Xiao Chong, just tell us if you have any last words! We will take care of Aunt May for you." Bucky covered his opened single eye with his big hand, signaling to ignore Xiao Chong.

"I have a... friend, although he is a little out of tune, but he is still very reliable at critical times."

Flint paused, wanting to hear what Peter had to say next.

In fact, it took a lot of courage for Peter to come up with the next proposal, "I think, since we have such high expectations for Overwatch Bar, he should help us."

Jamie pushed Bucky's big hand away, and motioned for Peter to continue talking curiously.

"...His name is Wade Wilson, and his nickname is Deadpool." Peter had a look of embarrassment.

"His reputation is not very good (it should be said that he is very stinky, Peter complains), and he is a chatterbox who never stops talking." Jamie and others all looked sideways, Xiao Chong, you can also call others a chatterbox! ?

Peter selectively ignored the "unfriendly" gaze in front of him, and continued: "His body is very durable, and no matter what kind of weapon he is attacked by, he can quickly regenerate. Even his body can be restored to its original shape when it is torn apart. The regenerative ability is very powerful." He signaled that Flint would go to Deadpool if he wanted to find someone to practice his hands and loosen his muscles.

"Apart from chatter, I'm more playful, or should I say loyal?" Peter said annoyed.

The venom spider suit was given to him by Deadpool, saying it was a fun thing.After that, I don’t know where to go to play in that corner of the world.

Peter thought with a wry smile, it was really "fun" and almost "played" him to death.But in any case, when he was hanged and beaten a few times, Deadpool helped him in the end even though he was talking wildly on the sidelines.

"By the way, he can teleport!" Peter added.

"You mean to let him join our Watchmen team?" Max asked first.

"Yes! He is very powerful." Unlike Peter who was taught by Uncle Ben, Deadpool is a model of "the greater the ability, the less responsible".

"What do you think?" Jamie looked back at the friends.

"It sounds like there should be no shortcomings other than a broken mouth and love to play. We are not afraid of these two things anymore." Who can be more broken mouthed than Xiao Chong, and loves to play more than Jamie.Flint thought so.

One vote in favor.

"Our team is still too small, it would be nice to have a few more capable companions." Max loves to make friends.

Two votes in favor.

"I'm fine with Bucky," Jamie replied on Bucky's behalf.

In this way, everyone passed.

"Little Worm, go and contact Deadpool!" Jamie directed Peter to communicate with Deadpool. Maybe it's just Peter's hot head, and he never thought of joining the Watcher.

"Zheng!" A guy in a red and black tights, holding two unsheathed black long blades, military thorns on both sides of his legs, two red pistols around his waist, and a red hood with eye circles that look like Chinese national treasures , and returned the blade into the sheath with a clang.

Ignoring the fresh corpse lying in front of him, I saw him inhaling the light smoke from the gunfire, like a "addict" in the killing world.

Suddenly, he felt the phone vibrate and quickly took out the phone.

You must know that except for a few acquaintances, only the "big bosses" know his phone number. If he answers the phone late and the "big boss" hands over the list to others, he will not die of depression!

"Wade!" As soon as the phone was connected, he heard a familiar voice from the opposite side.

"Little bug! How long has it been since we talked on the phone? I still remember the last time you appeared in front of me, and to be honest, everything went much smoother. Did you call me suddenly to ask for help? My brother clearly settled the account, What's more, we are not relatives! I can save you, but I can't do white work, and I can't keep accounts anymore! The commission you owe me has filled a book." Deadpool just completed the task and has hundreds of thousands of dollars Income, said happily.At this time, according to Deadpool's memory, his friend Xiao Chong should be being beaten by Sandman and Venom at the same time, so this call should be for help.

"Wade! Just say one thing, aren't you a brother?" After talking to each other many times, Peter and Deadpool already understood how to interrupt him when encountering important matters.

"Of course, little bug. If the extraordinary is united, its sharpness will cut through gold. This is our oath!" Deadpool quoted what he and Peter said two years ago.

"Yes, that's fine! Here's the thing..."

As Peter described, Deadpool's expression became more and more... Weird.

"I see, where are you now?" Deadpool rarely asked concisely.

Peter gave an address.

Deadpool hung up the phone, his figure flashed, only the still warm corpse was left on the ground, and there was no one around.

The author has something to say: Jamie's abilities

Mind control, psychic attack, psychic suggestion, telekinesis, psychic scan ("see" other places), dream connection (clown only)

Checking memory or something is a kind of mental power use

about venom

Deadpool was told that there was a machine that could be put on a cool uniform, and the venom was activated due to the wrong way of opening, and because of the highest level of consciousness, Deadpool easily found that the venom had self-awareness, so he immediately took it off and told Spider-Man There are good things in the machine. However, he did not know that the venom symbiote who had just woken up with a low IQ only copied his negative personality in the eyes of mortals.This is why Venom's hosts tend to have negative emotions and become cruel villains.