The Sims: Heartbroken

Even if his body was stained with blood, his clothes were messed up, and his hands were shades of red, people would only think that he was a doctor, not a murderer.

Yang Li is such a person.

Deadpool blinked his eyes in a daze, obviously conscious, he was about to turn a blind eye to the not-so-threatening threat just now, twisted and turned over - Yang Li could even hear those words There wasn't much of a bone-bending sound, because Wade didn't make any sound at all, and he didn't speak.

Yang Li watched Wade raise his hand, smearing more half-dried blood on his clothes—he hugged Yang Li's knee with the hand that was pressed underneath, and Deadpool groped to raise the other hand , grabbed Yang Li by the collar.

Yang Li originally thought it was a kiss.

— actually?This is an attack.

The sharp teeth penetrated deep into the flesh, fresh blood gushed out, Yang Li hissed, and then began to keep quiet as much as possible.

That kind of strength seemed to chew up the bones and eat them.

He can't do anything about the... lump, injury hanging on his body.

He had no choice but to keep adjusting his posture until he held Wade half in his arms.

Originally, he wanted to question Wade why he was injured like this, but now he wanted to comfort him without restraint.

Yang Li hugged Wade with one hand, allowing him to bite, and stroked Wade's neck with the other hand, like soothing a big cat with fur.

The big cat slowly let go.

His miraculous self-healing ability has gradually repaired his body - usually the goddess of death will not send him back before he is repaired, the pain and itching of fatal wound self-healing are quite annoying... but this is not focus.

He looked critically at the marks he had left.

Blood dripping.

The deep wound is still bleeding, the shape is meaningless, just a mark.

"why is that?"

Wade choked out his own question and answered, "—do you really want to try wearing rings all over your fingers, Solomon?—you deserve it."

"...?"

Yang Li blinked.

"Did you bug me too?"

"I won't do such troublesome and tasteless things."

It felt like Bruce had been shot in the knee with an arrow.

"Then how did you know?"

Wade adjusted his sitting posture. He looked at the red color on Yang Li's clothes, "OK, one is scrapped, I'll take you to buy clothes."

"You changed the subject."

Yang Li tapped the scar on the collarbone, and that piece disappeared completely, "Don't you want to tell me?"

Wade opened his mouth.

"...Well, those shots were accidentally shot by the bodyguards of the mission target, okay? I just want to go home and have a drink and something to eat—"

"That's not the only problem we have... Forget it, if you want to start with this - why did your head roll behind the couch when I came back?"

"Laughing until you find your head all over the floor, over."

"Wade—"

"Don't [Wade] me! My dear, you look like Captain America before the meeting..."

"..." Yang Li rubbed his temples tiredly, "I saw the goddess of death just now."

"Oh, how did it feel to meet my ex-girlfriend? Since I don't like you very much, I hope you didn't fight-although I don't think there are many in the world who can fight with you-wait, Just don't talk!"

Yang Li hesitated to speak.

Wade was dumbfounded.

"You didn't have sex with my ex-girlfriend, did you?"

"...Why did you use the word...." Yang Li slowed down his voice and closed his jaw for Wade, "I just chatted with her to make sure you won't die."

"I told you that I have a self-healing factor and won't die. Look at what stupid things you, a five-hundred-year-old idiot, have done—"

Wade paused, looked away as if nothing had happened, and whistled: He suddenly remembered that he had done this kind of thing.

After hearing about Yang Li's [death news], he went to the goddess of death several times—the process is brief, but it's not the kind that hurts so much anyway.

At the beginning, the goddess only told him that Yang Li was dead and her soul was not with her, and then she mentioned resurrection.

Probably five or six times.

The near-death experience is quite good, no wonder so many people like to suffocate and play, I don’t know how other people are, anyway, Wade will see hallucinations - he has seen Yang Li’s back several times, no matter how he screams, he will not look back , rushed in front of him as if he couldn't see it, and took off in fright.

Fine, Wade is so thick-skinned that he can laugh at fifty steps, but when the opposite is Yang Li, who is completely unmotivated to quarrel?If you don't mind, just pretend he didn't say it.

"Wade."

Yang Li was not very fierce.

Based on his impression of Captain America, he thought Wade said that he looked like Captain America because he said the sentence just now with a bit of emphasis—he lowered his voice, and his expression was still serious, "I told you... Don't die casually, it's not fair."

"Damn you want to discuss fairness with me?! You are the least qualified to discuss this word with me, don't you have a B number in your heart?!"

The collar was picked up again viciously.

Yang Li hissed as he saw those blue eyes filled with anger.

"..."

"..."

"...is it on fire?"

"No, it hurts a little."

Deadpool silently put down Yang Li, opened his collar and stared at the seemingly intact collarbone for a while, then stretched out his hand and pressed it.

After leaving, Wade looked at his bloody fingers and was scared away again.

Don't get me wrong, he can see the blood not because his uniform is clean, it's just that the dried blood looks different from the wet blood.

Impulsive crime, especially for a guy like Wade whose brain changes every second. After resurrection, he bit his head unconsciously, and even bit deeper and deeper for no reason. As long as Yang Li struggled harder, he could immediately take a piece of meat ——This time when I reacted, I was suddenly worried about whether I had injured an artery or something. With his medical knowledge, he only knew that he would die if he wiped his neck. The collarbone is quite close to the neck, right——

"I thought you were cured! With that damn magic or something!"

He looks like a pussy who just saw a cucumber in the back, completely blown up.

After wandering around the room, he realized that he didn't have a medical kit at all—he grabbed Yang Li's shoulder and approached again, "Show me..."

"..."

Appears to be intact.

Yang Li only used a little occlusion magic.

"You said... pain gives you the feeling of being alive."

"..."

Wade stared at Yang Li's collarbone, raised his head slowly, and looked into Yang Li's eyes.

"...do you feel alive?"

"Ah, I'm dead." Wade lay peacefully on the floor, "I don't care if he understands what I mean, I feel like I've died once."

At Wade's request, Yang Li took a roll to seal the wound, ignoring Wade's daily words of pretending that there was a third person in the room, "...do you think it's unfair? You looked very angry just now. "

"It's a little angry, but not that angry."

Wade jumped up, and it's almost time to see if the bleeding has stopped..."

He looked at Yang Li's still smooth collarbone, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "Hurry up and remove this..."

"I'm not so sure..."

"I say--"

The traces of the magic gradually faded.

The cut on the collarbone wasn't very serious, maybe it would scar, maybe it wouldn't—

Wade looked at the bruises on Yang Li's face, "..."

"……Ugh."

"If you are young and don't learn well, you must be a scumbag, and you will be beaten."

This feeling is quite shocking. When the disguise is revealed, no one knows the scars under it, although it is incomparable to Wade himself who took off the mask.

"Am I a scumbag?"

"Standing on several boats, a human-shaped octopus, and a living scumbag is you."

"I'm trying not to hurt anyone..."

"Hell, are you sure you've tried everyone? Why do I feel like I've been left out."

"If I said because I'm going to break up with you because of another person..."

"Who? Let me sharpen the knife."

Yang Li leaned back, "No one... just, I won't treat anyone like this, it hurts to hear that."

He likes to flirt with girls before and after disfigurement, Deadpool pouted, "Why don't you know they won't slap you and leave right away?"

Yang Li opened his eyes wide.

Those big eyes looked extremely wronged, like a puppy that had been kicked for no reason.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

"Okay I get it please stop your act—"

"It's not a show." Yang Li still looked at Wade with dog eyes, and after waiting for a while, he slowly raised the corners of his mouth, "At least I know, you prefer to bite people rather than slap..."

"Is that just a moment of unconsciousness? Maybe half of my soul is still in the underworld..."

"Are you back now?"

Wade was silent for two seconds.

"Don't go where I can't go alone." Yang Li leaned over and kissed Wade's forehead; maybe the wound was open, and Wade saw two or three drops of red liquid streaking across his eyes , "How do you want me to chase after her? She won't accept me..."

"Stay away from me, I want to be quiet."

Wade opened the phone.

"...?"

"I want to change your clothes—red, couple clothes, how about it?"