The Sims: Heartbroken

Although he didn't know why Wade asked him to change clothes and take pictures to post on Moments, Yang Li put on a red suit and started wandering around with Deadpool in the middle of the night.

It really feels different when someone is with you than when you go alone.

The two of them nestled on the roof, eating pizza and drinking Coke. Wade bought an extra sandwich and took him around for a long time before finding the roof——Wade glanced into the distance, pretending to look at the first There is no wrist with a watch, "The time is coming soon, and tourists are welcome to watch the famous attractions in New York-baby pajamas!"

"--Deadpool!"

Dodging a flying kick by flipping back, Wade grinningly peeled off the skin of the sandwich, uncovered half of the little spider's mask with one hand, and stuffed the sandwich in with the other, "...Look, the baby in pajamas stays up late every day during the best growth period for teenagers. Go, we can fuel him up with a sandwich or pizza-"

"Hmm——" the boy held the sandwich with both hands, turned his head and seemed to look at Deadpool, his expression couldn't be seen clearly under the mask, but Yang Li saw him curl his lips, it was a bit cute.

"Xiao Chong, I will introduce a new friend to you today—" Deadpool pressed Yang Li's shoulder and pulled him in, "This way we can form a red team! Old Avocado keeps refusing to answer my calls—"

"TeamRed? Old Avocado?...You mean Daredevil? Nevermind, he won't answer your calls, and he won't answer mine—this is the new superhero?...Why do I feel like I've seen it before? "

Yang Li waved his hand.

He took off the top hat that he changed into red, and smiled at Spider-Man.

The little spider opened its eyes wide.

"It was you? I heard you met the robber again the next night? He didn't hurt you, did he? Did he break free the first day or what? Why didn't you wait for the police to come and lock him up— —”

"Slow down, slow down, have some coke?"

"Oh, thank you……"

Watching Spider-Man take the Coke and start drinking, Yang Li: "When I entered the police station to make a statement, I found that I didn't have a certificate, so I released him the next day and got a certificate to arrest him again—"

"puff--"

"Hey! Why don't you tell my brother about such an interesting thing first!"

Seeing the choking little spider, Deadpool hooked Yang Li's shoulder and moved closer, "I guess you did it on purpose."

he whispered.

"Well, how should I put it, I quite like pranks."

"Wow, now it's red and black? I like it."

The two villains looked at each other and smiled.

Spider-Man, who had heard the two whispering in full, ate the sandwich in two bites, threw the packaged sandwich towards the two with a puffy face, raised his hand and stuck a spider's thread to the corner of another building, Pull to swing away.

Deadpool reached up and grabbed his calf.

"Don't be so anxious, you have to exercise right after eating~"

The little spider hanging in mid-air: "..."

let go!You let go!

You must have done it on purpose too!When you have to choose to leave, talk about business!Ahhhh, I know that there will never be good things in a place with Deadpool!

Yang Li patted Deadpool's arm, the other hand was dialing the number, Deadpool looked at his posture and subconsciously posed a photogenic pose in Spider-Man's struggle.

Yang Li: "..." Click.

He smiled in the young man's blank eyes, and handed him the connected cell phone.

The boy took it unsuspectingly.

"...Mr. Stark Stark?!"

Deadpool grasped the timing and let go, watching the young man fly out with a mobile phone in one hand and a spider silk in the other, he turned around and slapped Yang Li.

……

"How did you know Tony was going to talk to Spider-Man about Thanos?"

"Hey, didn't we come to watch the famous attractions in New York?"

look at each other.

Three seconds later, the two turned around at the same time to pack up their things and prepare to go downstairs.

"What are we doing here today?"

"Have a good time while enjoying the scenery while blowing the night away."

Wade's apartment in New York has a king-sized double bed, mini dining room, bar-style dining table, and a spacious sofa.

"So, don't you think you're a little ahead of your time?"

With his legs on the sofa and most of his body lying on the floor, Wade watched Yang Li walk up and down, "Didn't play Ultron, didn't play Civil War, Kiwi didn't even get into a car accident?"

"I don't understand what you're saying, would you like some breakfast?"

"I don't mind at all, honey."

"By the way, don't you think your TV is too close to the sofa?"

"What do you mean? Are you worried about my short-sightedness? My self-healing factor should help me prevent myopia. Don't be jealous, but that's what it is."

"I was just thinking maybe we could buy a bigger place, since you and I are on the cheap, and this is more like a..."

Yang Li opened the cabinet, looking for tableware and the like, but saw a cabinet full of bullets.

"...safe house?"

"Oh, I actually thought about buying a bigger one, but since I don't have much use for myself..."

"Then think about friends? Maybe there will be friends visiting."

"Oh please, no one wants to visit my kennel."

Wade paused, remembering the first thing he did when he got home yesterday—his boyfriend rolled up his sleeves and started packing up, which was rather embarrassing.

Wade looked at the almost shadowed floor.

"Emmm, man. wife, cleanliness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, choose one."

Yang Likong waved his hand at him, his five fingers were empty, apparently without a ring, "As you know, they are not married."

Yang Li looked at the stacked plates, which were probably new, and smiled, "I removed an option for you, guess what?"

"Emmm, every room in your house is exactly the same, and you have cleaned everything you can see. These two points seem to be evenly matched."

"Well, I'm usually not in charge of these two, can I give you some hints?"

Yang Li thought for two seconds, "All the paintings in my gallery are spaced two meters apart, and I hung them up myself."

"all?"

"all."

"So you're an OCD? Wow, that's pretty hard to imagine."

"It's just minor, and it doesn't have much impact on life... I think it's fine to line up if I can control it."

Wade reached for the cushion, "I suddenly feel that I don't know you very well."

"You've seen my gallery, you already know what I've been doing for 100+ years of my life, what else do you want to know?"

"It's not like that, I mean, you know I have a self-healing factor, I have a soft spot for red, and I can't get tired of eating burritos... I don't think I know that much about you."

"I think this may be your illusion... Don't you already know that I have obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"Comeon, can we talk about what movies you've seen and go to the second brush together? Anyway, let's start with the simplest one. What color do you like?"

The author has something to say: the waste manuscript is less than a thousand words...

There is always an illusion that Wade searched for the time machine and was really found by him x

……

"How did you know Tony was going to talk to Spider-Man about Thanos?"

"Hey, didn't we come to watch the famous attractions in New York?"

look at each other.

Three seconds later, the two turned around at the same time to pack up their things and prepare to go downstairs.

"You guys are going to start preparing for the purple sweet potato essence so early? Let me tell you, aren't you jumping into the plot? Ultron didn't fight the civil war, didn't brush the bearded doctor, and didn't have a car accident!"

Yang Li listened in a daze, and blurted out a sentence after a while, "You know history much better than me..."

Deadpool:"……"

He turned his head and smiled earth-shatteringly.

After hammering the wall, he pulled Yang Li, who was full of question marks, again, "Forget about your history class...Although I guess you don't remember much—just remember one rule."

With a serious expression on his face, he pointed to the sky with one finger, "It's a joke to review the plot of the original work in a fan..."

Before he finished speaking, he started laughing again.

Once again, Yang Li, who didn't catch the stalk, watched him squatting on the ground with his index finger raised, muttering about "Captain Marvel is on top", "400 in [-] million", "Trash Marvel", see It sounds a little... crazy.

Yang Li also squatted down with him.

He looked at Deadpool quietly, "Can you predict the future?"

Deadpool didn't speak, just looked at Yang Li with a smile.

Yang Li thought for a while.

The original, fanfic - wow.

"Is this a fan?"

Deadpool gradually stopped smiling.

"Have you seen the original?"

He looked completely frozen.

"……Oh."

Yang Li was about to say something comforting like "it's nothing", when his eyes suddenly blurred.

Wade ran away.

And did not run to the stairs.

...They are on the balcony?

In some kind of - almost inertial thinking, or out of tacit understanding, Yang Li stood up quickly, and a series of incantations that were too fast to be heard came to an end just as he rushed to the edge of the roof.

Wade in the diving position was slowly lifted up.

Seeing that he felt something wrong, Yang Li slowly opened his eyes, and then tried to move by butterfly stroke in mid-air, silently heaving a sigh of relief.

"Ah, I caught a big fish, braised in soy sauce or sweet and sour?"

He said witty words dryly, looking at his fish; the struggling Deadpool gradually quieted down, motionless like a dead fish.

"You know I'm not going to put you down even if you're pretending to be suffocating, right?"

"You have to try."

Deadpool said hoarsely.

Yang Li raised his eyebrows, raised his hand to take a picture of the dead fish hanging in mid-air, saw that he was indeed so depressed that he couldn't even pose, and realized the seriousness of the matter.

Hanging his arms around his chest in the air, Deadpool looked at Yang Li, "Put me down?"

"I'm worried you're going to rush down."

"There's a shed down there."

Yang Li poked his head down and wanted to take a look—but because he was too close, he was caught by Deadpool and taken to the sky.

"Okay, I've got you."

It sounded like Deadpool was worried that Yang Li would jump off.

Yang Li controlled the two of them to fall down slowly - Deadpool slowed down his voice, "Anyone who hears this will either think I'm talking nonsense, or think I'm crazy - no one believes me, when someone can read minds After the old dude from me believed me—and guess what, he went crazy too."

"Compared to driving you crazy...I even hope you don't believe me."