When the storm took the script

Said the most demented words with the most embarrassing expression.

After Yan Tu finished speaking, the barrage burst into laughter.

[As we all know, I am illiterate, what can I do, eat No.1, and now I don’t even know the word common sense? 】

[Who is this amateur brother wearing a mask? He's handsome and handsome. I really can! 】

[Let me introduce unilaterally, Gu Fei, my husband, thank you, don't bother. 】

【Hahaha, Jimei can't get drunk like this even if he eats peanuts】

[u1s1, this amateur brother is right. Jiwu attaches great importance to this program and is dedicated to his work. What's wrong with this? 】

[The rebellious little bastard took the face-slapping script and worked hard secretly, but he didn't care, don't say, it's evil, it's cute? 】

【Is Yan Tu sick?What is the meaning of the chrysanthemum seller while licking his face?With the world people? 】

[What kind of bullshit are you talking about above?Yan Zai, speak louder, don't split your voice, mom will think you really know! 】

Han Xi was at a loss for words, and snorted coldly: "I know some people want to set up a schoolmaster, but now we are a team, and we are actually standing on the planet Xila. Have you checked it beforehand? Don't hold on to it for your own self-interest. Fuzuo didn't know where to look up some information and led the way blindly, causing trouble for the program team."

Ji Wu wanted to go back again, but Yan Tu took the lead: "Do you have an idea? Didn't you shut up and listen to Brother Ji?"

Being pissed off by a white-faced steamed bun, Han Xi couldn't help but smile, "I'm also doing it for the good of us as a whole, in case he's just doing it for whitewashing..."

Huang Jue saw that he was talking too much, so he made a smooth game at the right time, "Don't worry, since we don't know anything about the situation here, let's listen to Xiaoji's opinion, discuss and refer to it, road, I just came out, it doesn’t matter if I made a mistake, I secretly told everyone that there is still an aircraft behind the director’s team!”

When he said this, everyone looked forward to going the wrong way and being taken directly to the finish line by the director's team with the aircraft.

The director team jumped out, "Don't think about the aircraft, no one wants to ride if you don't do the mission! The ratings of our program group are based on the pain of the guests. Do you really think it's a travel program?"

Everyone rolled their eyes in unison.

Yan Tu added unwillingly: "Since it's a big adventure, it all depends on the program team to do missions to give clues, what's the point of adventure?" Afterwards, he was so clingy, but was pushed away by the indifferent Gu Fei .

Gu Fei: "Don't get too close."

"..." Yan Tu immediately remembered the scene where Gu Fei took a knife to shave Ji Wu's head, shuddered, and moved a few centimeters to the side tremblingly.

Gu Fei is so hateful, it's fine if he doesn't like Brother Ji, and he prevents others from making friends with him!

"Brother Ji, Brother Ji, where do you think we are going? I will listen to you!" Yan Tu stubbornly sent a message of love to the idol, reaching out to try to grab Ji Wu's arm.

Gu Fei inserted himself directly between the two of them, staring at him with his arms crossed.

Ji Wu didn't notice the behavior of these two elementary school chickens at all, put together the eight maps, drew three lines between the starting point and the ending point, and said:

"This period on Xila is the peak of rainfall. The first route is definitely not easy to take. The mountain road has been washed away a lot, and we didn't bring any equipment. The second route is mainly snake-rich, but the director team must have a snake repellent , if we want to obtain tools, we have to do another task, although the third one seems to be far away, it is relatively the safest and best way to go."

Everyone was more suspicious of him than convinced, and sold his face in front of the camera. Except for Han Xi and Bai Lian who abstained, everyone else voted for the third way.

Others don't know the authenticity of Ji Wu's words, but the director does.The content of his previous lectures was surprising, but he can comfort himself that the information and the field are very different, not to mention that the rainforest plants are numerous and fast, unless it is an experienced tour guide or a local, otherwise it is impossible to find the route accurately .

But seeing that Ji Wuyue talked more and more, he was still right, as if he had stepped on a little with them, not to mention Han Xi, he suspected that Ji Wu had taken the script.

The director quickly covered up the surprise in his eyes, and held up a whiteboard with four big characters written on it: "Mission, mission!!!"

Both Huang Jue and the film star have reached a certain level, and they don't expect to do missions to win the favor of the audience. Compared with obtaining information through those intentionally tortured missions, they are more willing to let Jiwu lead the way.

The two biggest artists have both chosen Ji Wu, not to mention the hottest traffic star Yan Tu, who has always been obedient to her words from beginning to end. Even if Bai Lian and Han Xi are not satisfied, Ji Wu has already won with a high number of votes Passed the director team.

This is very embarrassing.

The wilderness has been broadcast for five seasons and has never encountered such a scene. It has always been the guests begging the program group. The director is really not used to the sudden feng shui rotation, so he can only rack his brains to think of new countermeasures: "The third way You may not be able to arrive before sunset. Just do the mission, there will be a kit to send~"

"Oh, there is a shortcut here." As soon as the words fell, Jiwu clicked on a certain place on the map: "We can save one-third of the journey by crossing this river, but we may encounter crocodiles and predators." Mermaid."

The director team was taken aback, and Ji Wu's eyes were different. What's wrong with this person, did he really bribe the planners of the program team? ?

But luckily, the crocodile and piranha managed to make everyone hesitate, and the director team took the opportunity to confuse: "Piranha, it can bite!" By the way, he pointed at Bai Lian nearby, "It will be gone in 2 minutes!"

Bai Lian held back tears, hid behind Ying Hao, and used me as an example, too much!

Yan Tu stayed aside, the director thought he was frightened, and was about to fight him against Jiwu when he suddenly clenched his right fist and slapped his left palm:

"I remembered! Xila Xing's grilled piranha is super delicious. It is a local specialty. Use light soy sauce, honey, and mustard to make a sauce and brush it on the fish and evenly sprinkle five-spice powder and cumin powder. Bake it for about 5 minutes, really, the taste is absolutely amazing! It's so fragrant that it can bite off your tongue!"

director:? ? ?

After speaking, he patted the big bag on his back, "All the seasonings are ready!"

Crowd: ? ? ?

"Go, have to go!"

Ji Wu ignored the stunned group of people, and patted Yan Tu on the shoulder, just based on these words, Dad has you covered!

Everyone: ...one dares to speak, and the other really dares to answer, what about making trouble?

The bullet screen was sluggish for a while, and they all laughed wildly.

[Sure enough, our family Yan Zai participated in eight food shows in a year. It's not covered, piranhas dare to catch them and roast them! 】

[Piranha: Are my teeth not sharp enough, or is your mouth floating? 】

[Let him catch, let him eat!As a fan, I can't control Yan Tu anymore, I have to let the piranha teach him how to behave! 】

[Ji Wu: We both cooked this fish today, and we will be half brothers from now on! 】

[Hahahaha, he panicked, the director team panicked! 】

[Jiwu: I'm sorry for the director team, I prejudged your prediction, please call me the king of this show! 】

[@xx, @xxx, @xxxx, brothers and sisters, come and see, someone has avenged you! 】

Not only the barrage, but also a group of people around were staring at him with complicated eyes. Yan Tu was a little embarrassed by being stared at, "To tell you the truth, if my manager hadn't lied to me that this is a food show, I would never have come of."

I don't know why, but it's no surprise that the plot is so reasonable.

While everyone was looking at each other, Ji Wu and Yan Tu had already exchanged 108 ways to kill piranhas.

Isn't that our 108 ways to die? ?The more Huang Jue listened, the more he felt that this was a fairy tale, so he interrupted them to remind them: "Piranhas are scary..."

No matter how scary it is, is it scary to be hungry?

Before his rebirth, Ji Wu had been entangled with the star thief for more than a week. He spent a lot of nutrient solution on the barren star, and lost all his supplies during the escape. He didn't dare to scare the snake, so he could only eat some non-toxic weeds and raw meat When I think about it now, there is still a feeling of hunger that sticks my chest to my back. As for the taste, I can't think too much about it, and I can't help but retch when I think about it.

Now that he can finally have a full meal, he feels much happier: "It's okay, I will catch it."

Han Xi snorted coldly, "If you say you can catch it, you will catch it. Can you take responsibility for something wrong?"

Ji Wulan paid attention to him, found a stone, weighed it twice, and threw it towards the crown of the tree above his head, only to hear a crash, a snake with green markings perfectly hidden in the leaves fell down, and just landed on Han Xi's shoulder .

Han Xi only felt the top of his head sinking, and when he raised his head, he met the snake's cold vertical pupils, and his legs became limp in fright, and he collapsed on the ground.

Then there was a scream that pierced the sky.

The barrage was also frightened by this sudden change.

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】

[Stop shouting at the top!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

【Is it an accident, it must be an accident...】

[Although Ji Wulai's skill is quite handsome, but it is indeed very unmannered. 】

【Why is Han Xi frightened like this? If I remember correctly, he is at least a bate, and Ji Wu is an Omega? 】

[I'm a little bit convinced, but if you don't have this force value, such a bad temper, then the investor may have been beaten to the hospital]

【Snake: Yes, it's quite bald...】

[It's over, I saw Yan Tu licking his lips, snake snake, run quickly, don't be caught by them!Suck, the snake soup is also delicious. 】

Everyone was shocked, especially the director. If the snake was unhappy and took a bite, their show would not be aired. He was so anxious that his throat split, "Hurry up, get the snake away!"

The two coaches looked at each other, and just about to get started, they saw Ji Wu digging his ears, walked over and asked, "Can I catch it?"

Han Xi closed his eyes and said humiliatingly, "Yes, yes!"

After getting a satisfactory answer, Ji Wu picked up the snake's head and threw it into the nearby bushes, frowning, "Stop barking, it's not poisonous, this snake is still a baby, you have rough skin and thick flesh, so it can't bite you."

Han Xi was holding back tears and streaming down his stomach, who the hell isn't a baby anymore?Who has rough skin and thick flesh, I'm tender!

At this moment, a group of people immediately shut up, their faces in a daze, for fear that they would be coiled by snakes if they said too much.

So, what show did they participate in?Is personal safety really guaranteed?

Fans of various artists watched their home cooks being bullied like this, and the bullet screen was full of blood and blood. Ji Wu's fans "Silence" were stunned into a ball, and they didn't even dare to reply. Pay the bill" was pasted on his forehead.

But it is impossible to take off the powder, why is it so fat to feel a little cool for some reason?So what if we can't beat you, your brother is in a ball in front of my house, are we taking pleasure in other's misfortune?

Seeing that everyone was about to be "forced to persuade", the director desperately made the last struggle: "Are you really not considering doing the task? Make sure there are no dangers of piranhas and crocodiles!"

Just as everyone was about to speak, Ji Wu frowned and swept around blankly.

Barrage: "Snake drop warning!!!"

Everyone covered their heads: dare not do it, dare not do it.

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