When the storm took the script

Others were discussing eagerly, but Ji Wu stretched twice sleepily, crumpled up the map and stuffed it in his trouser pocket casually, and lazily found a big tree to enjoy the shade with his legs crossed.

Of course, he didn't forget to bring Gu Fei over for this kind of laziness. Gu Fei pretended to be a chaste husband, but he was actually quite at ease.

Bai Lian has no opinion at all, he and Gu Fei are a plastic couple, wishing to stay away from each other.What's more, the more rumors Gu Fei has, the smoother his path to find true love will be.In this way, everyone will only feel that Gu Fei is not good enough for him, not that he cheated.

The barrage was also as Bai Lian expected, all of them were sprayed by Heizi.

[Really, this show is ruined.Regardless of whether he came voluntarily or not, at least he has some professionalism. Well, everyone is trying to find clues to see what he does. 】

【Who is that next to him?It's really black, a nest of snakes and rats! 】

[Crowdfunding helicopter picks up Jiwu, the director team Kangkang my brother! 】

【＋10086, my brother can be sweet, salty, and hard-working, and he is just short of a good chance! 】

[Stupid program group, there is no such thing as a fool, the road turns black, don't watch it! 】

The bullet screen was overwhelmingly hurling insults at Ji Wu, and there were also some people who scolded Gu Fei while being implicated by him. Ji Wu's fan "Silence" wanted to say a few words for the cooking, but the spray was immediately suppressed, and he was so angry that he swelled up I can't shed my tears.

At this time, everyone has reached a dead end, and the director interjected at the right time: "Brave adventurers, although the jungle is dangerous, there are opportunities everywhere. I have three tips here. As long as you complete the task, you can get one. "

Old fans who have watched the previous seasons know how stupid the planning of "Wild Adventures" is. It is said to be a mission, but it is actually tricky. All kinds of weird games make the usually glamorous stars embarrass themselves in front of the camera. It turns out that the more miserable they are, the more novel and prominent they are, the more they will be liked by the audience and the ratings will be higher. Of course, for stars, their real and interesting side is seen by the audience, and their popularity will also increase.

For example, the former goddess Zhao Yinghou entered the bottleneck period of her career after fighting as a noble and glamorous vicious black lotus. Dare to easily pull her off the altar.

But just because she is willing to do any task in this show, all kinds of things are horrible, and she doesn't put on airs at all. By accident, everyone found out that she has such an interesting soul inside the goddess.

Of course, while the audience loves to hear about it, "Wild Adventures" is also known as the magic mirror of the entertainment industry. More stars have exposed their own unpleasant personalities in these tasks, and their popularity has plummeted.

Huang Jue had done his homework before coming here, so he naturally understood that this show is a double-edged sword. He is now in his 40s and belongs to the ceiling figure in the host circle. He participated in this show purely to repay the director's favor. Thank you very much for the task of letting people miss the festival, but the progress is stuck here is not a solution, he was just about to agree, when Yan Tu ran to Ji Wu and asked: "Brother Ji, Brother Ji, tell me, we What should I do?"

Ji Wu pushed away the fat face that he leaned over, and said bluntly: "Cold salad."

That being said, there really was no one in this group who knew more about Xila than he did.

In his previous life, the Xila star was occupied by star thieves for a period of time, and drug dealers and arms dealers were rampant. He was ordered to lead the dragon and tiger regiment to encircle and suppress these desperadoes.

Even though he was named a major general at a young age, Ji Wu had never been arrogant about any battle, so he spent a lot of effort to touch the entire topography of Xila before the battle.

It is no exaggeration to say that Jiwu is now a manual navigation, the kind that can be accurate to the point.

But Jiwu didn't want to be whitewashed, he didn't want to show off, he just wanted to quit the entertainment industry.

If possible, he would also like to defeat Gu Fei and lead the Dragon and Tiger Squad.

The more Ji Wu thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible. On the surface, he squinted his eyes and had a paralyzed face. In his mind, he had already acted out a big drama of "punching the white lotus, kicking the dragon and tiger group, and taking Gu Fei home to be raised as a pig".

Gu Fei didn't know that he had turned into a monster in Ji Wu's mind, he just felt that Yan Tu who was close to Ji Wu was very annoying.

Then he tugged on Xia Ji Wu's sleeve in an extremely pretentious and weak way, stood up with strength, squeezed Yan Tu away, and turned his head to give him a cold and menacing look.

Yan Tu: "QAQ."

"Huh?" Ji Wu was dragged by Gu Fei and finally interrupted his daydream, looking at him, "What's wrong?"

Gu Fei's frost-covered eyes instantly bloomed, and he smiled warmly at Ji Wu, his lips pressed against his earlobe, and some scorching breath lingered in his ears, making Ji Wu instantly blush and crisp Half body.

Yan Tu: Huh?Does the little thing have two faces? ? ?

Gu Fei said, "Brother Ji, I'm a little tired."

Rest when you are tired!Isn't it the safe zone!Immediately find it immediately!

No straight A can remain indifferent to being beautified, especially his former male god called brother!No!

Ji Wu, who had no bones to walk and sit anywhere, suddenly jumped up, calling everyone to take all the maps in their hands and put them on the ground to put them together, but he was missing his own piece.

Ji Wu was wearing a mountaineering suit, and he took out all the pockets of his trousers, but he couldn't find them. Gu Fei watched helplessly as he fumbled around, and reached out to take out the crumpled map from one of his trouser pockets. , "Well, here it is."

Everyone: ... really reliable?

Ji Wu didn't care about these small details at all. He scanned all the maps, put them together again, and then started to give lectures:

"Now we have a total of 8 maps in our hands. Putting them together is where we are now, Devil's Lake. As we all know, the planet Xila is mainly divided into four large plates, Devil's Lake, Wanten Valley, Hilla Forest and Hilla The location of the star aborigines."

Except for Gu Fei's confused face: We all know? ? ?

Ji Wu squinted his eyes and stared at these underachievers in a circle, knocked the ground twice with a small stick, and said with a straight face, "Be serious, don't be distracted."

Then he drew a circle on a certain part of the map, and said slowly: "This is where we are, all of you come and see."

A group of heads came together and became even more at a loss after reading it.

Things like ghost symbols, you can't see them at all, okay?

Ji Wushi really felt that the painting was quite similar, so he didn't ask them if they understood it, and continued: "If you are interested in other places, go check it yourself. Today we will mainly talk about Devil's Lake."

"First of all, what you need to understand is that Devil's Lake is just a general term. It doesn't just refer to a lake, but refers to the entire area of ​​the forest that the lake flows through. Then there is the danger of Devil's Lake. It is a place for piranhas during the day. Paradise, the crocodile's paradise at night."

"The piranhas here are very big, comparable in length to a crocodile, and the small ones are also very small. They are very inconspicuous hidden in the water, usually only the size of your fingernail, but such a small fish has more than 300 teeth. , have a keen sense of smell, and are extremely bloodthirsty. And this kind of thing usually attacks in groups, but if you let them smell the smell of meat, or drop blood into the river, thousands of piranhas will immediately rush to prey. "

Ji Wushun pointed to Bai Lian at one side, "Just like you, you'll be a dead bone in 2 minutes."

Bai Lian was so frightened that he trembled, her eyes were filled with tears again, a threat, definitely a threat!

Ji Wu didn't notice at all that he had accidentally hurt the sensitive heart of a fragile Omega, but was a little embarrassed to see Gu Fei's smiling eyes.

He tugged his red ears twice, lowered his head and looked at the map seriously, and explained the topography of Devil's Lake and the precautions in detail. Not only the bullet screen, but also the director were stunned!

[One who is illiterate, one who is a master of learning counts as one who is healthy, there is nothing to say, right? 】

[A freshman from Federal University, our professor went off topic and went to Xila Star today, it is really exactly the same as Ji Wushu! 】

[Suddenly became a fan, the people who worked hard to find information for variety shows are too cute! 】

[Is there any misunderstanding about this variety show above?Five-year-old fan, I would like to popularize it to everyone. Before participating in the show, the guests do not know where the recording address is. 】

[Is the car overturned?Reality shows all have scripts, so let’s close our eyes and brag about the previous ones! 】

[Hahahaha, isn't it so funny, all the scumbags know that copying homework should be done according to one's ability, so why don't you just want to burn your brains? 】

Han Xi and Heizi's brain circuits in the live broadcast room were instantly connected online, and the "upright" stickman went online immediately. He said, "Brother Ji, you know Xila Xing very well. You did a lot of homework before you came here, right?"

The inside and outside of this is saying that the program team has a script, let alone that it really doesn't exist, even if there is, it is really stupid and bad not to discuss it with the program team in private, and just come out during the live broadcast.

In this circle, especially those who do reality shows, how can there be a few innocent people who don't have a script, and when he yells at him like this, which director dares to use this kind of time bomb?

Isn't he sweet when he's cute and cute?

The director was not happy, and on the surface he was a little angry, which seemed to be true or false, and hinted that the camera took a shot of him, "Of course I have to do my homework. Didn't our program team spend a lot of money to hire Li Tianwang and Zhao Yinghou as teachers? A couple Once the teaching is over, the semester is over, and there are only a few people left in the entire entertainment industry. Everyone should cherish it, if they don't keep it all, there will be not enough people to record the sixth season."

The barrage is full of hahahaha, who doesn't know that these two people made a big fool of themselves in "Wild Adventures", and they were listed in the trending searches for a week. During the interview, they directly blacked out, declaring that they were at odds with the wilderness crew. A few years have passed Whenever the annual star sand sculptures are selected, they will be taken out for a walk from time to time, which is enough to see how miserable they are.

As soon as the director's words came out, Heizi's comments were suppressed a lot. Old fans know that although the director of the wilderness is joking on the surface, the implicit meaning is that we don't even give face to the queen of heaven and actress, and will specialize Write this kind of "face-slapping" script for Ji Wu?Don't want the old face anymore?

Ji Wu's good mood was ruined, his eyes were lowered impatiently, and he raised his eyebrows at Han Xi, "Are you stupid? Isn't this common sense?"

Han Xi thought he was trying to quibble, and snorted, "Common sense? I'm afraid you're addicted to pretending to be a master."

Ji Wu violent temper came up, and just about to open his mouth to be a father, he suddenly felt someone slapped his buttocks, he turned his head and saw Gu Fei looking at him with a half-smile, holding a word in his throat and finally holding back Qu spit out "fuck..."

Standing behind him, Gu Fei stretched out his hand and patted his head twice to express his appreciation. The short hard stubble rubbed against his palm very nicely. Before he got angry, he withdrew his hand and said with a smile:

"Sila star was discovered two years ago, and became the 48th tourist galaxy through the review of the Federal Tourism Administration half a year ago. It is the largest rainforest planet discovered by the Federation so far, and it is also the most precious treasure trove of biological resources for human beings so far."

"As long as you do more preparations before participating in this program, you will know that "Jungle Adventure" has been cooperating with the Federal Tourism Administration. Go to the official website and check which tourist galaxies they are promoting this year. Do more homework in advance. Isn't that right? Isn't that common sense?"

"Wow……"

Yan Tu looked at Jiwu with a different look. He thought Brother Ji didn't care about these scandals, but he didn't expect to do so much behind the scenes in order to reverse the public's impression...

On the other hand, it seemed as if a bottom-to-bottom scumbag was still comforting a top student who scored 99 points in the test.

sad.

He met his resentful eyes with a blank face and expression: What are you playing again?

Yan Tu covered her face and turned around, feeling so handsome again...

"No, that's right, it's common sense!"