[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Steve is a good student, a top student!

Not a primary school student, but a graduate student with strong self-learning ability.

This can be seen from the fact that he has mastered the basic social APP and life APP usage methods in a short period of time.

In fact, after Joanna sent the link, on the surface, Joanna, as a netizen who was not in close contact with Steve, quickly turned her attention away from Steve.But in fact, Joanna teamed up with Amber to form a "snooping duo", at least, Joanna thought so.Although she also knew the extent of Coulson's "fascination" with Steve, Joanna didn't think he would do such a shameful thing as spying on the screen.If it wasn't for the task, Joanna didn't want to spy on the screen at all.

She has not received professional training as an agent, so she cannot adjust her mentality as quickly as ordinary agents.This kind of Stoka's behavior will make Joanna have a psychological cognition of "Ah! I am a perverted Stoka".

Joanna didn't want to commit a crime, not at all.

Even with Steve's prosperous chest muscles, she was unwilling to embark on the path of crime.

But the extent of Coulson's "fascination" with Steve has completely exceeded Joanna's imagination.

Joanna was fast asleep in her Queens apartment when Steve managed to send the first post.She doesn't know that her good student has become more and more adapted to this rapidly developing information society.

Early the next morning, Joanna took public transportation to work at the New York branch of S.H.I.E.L.D. and bought a burrito on the way.

When she arrived at the branch office, she went to buy coffee as usual, and then took the elevator to the office.

The sun is good, just like her mood.

In the past few days when Steve was busy learning the new world, she felt that she could finally breathe a sigh of relief and not have to tense her nerves every day.

This thought made her very happy and relaxed, even to the most slutty boss in the administration department, she could still smile and say good morning from the bottom of her heart.

The pleasant morning lasted until she walked into the administration office, greeted her colleagues, and sat down at her desk.

Joanna was still in a good mood when the phone rang.

However, Joanna's happy day ended when Coulson's voice came from the receiver.

"This is your work efficiency?" Coulson's voice sounded very dissatisfied, like a manager who has waited for a month and still hasn't seen the quarterly report.

Joanna took a deep breath, looked around, and barely maintained a smile on her face: "Is there anything I can do for you, sir."

"Rickman, I'm so disappointed in your productivity. I don't expect you to be an agent, but even as an administrator, you are below the line."

Joanna rolled her eyes, and still said in a polite tone: "Can you tell me the specific requirements, sir."

"dynamic."

"Huh?" Joanna's confusion made her say a slightly mocking particle.

Coulson on the other end of the phone resisted the urge to curse: "News! Captain America's news, he posted it after ten o'clock last night, what are you doing? Why didn't you like and reply immediately? This is how you treat netizens Your attitude? Is this your attitude towards your task object? Is this your attitude towards your work?"

Joanna was stunned for a second, then quickly turned out the phone with the other hand that was not holding the receiver, and checked Steve's account status.

Coulson wasn't lying.

At 59:[-] last night, Steve did post a post.is a photo.Joanna said that the photo was taken so badly that Joanna wanted to send Steve a tutorial on taking pictures with a mobile phone on the Internet.

It was a picture of a starry sky, and it looked like Steve had taken it from a window at home.Because there is still a bit of window frame image at the edge of the photo.

The starry sky in New York is very different from the New York starry sky in Steve's time. It no longer looks so clear and shining.In terms of eye-catching, it is not as good as the colorful neon lights of New York.

Truth be told, Joanna would never like or reply to such an unaesthetic photo.

She is a principled person, and she is also a principled netizen when she goes online.

Garbage is garbage, if you can't do it, you can't, I don't care how hard you work?

But Joanna couldn't say that, at least not to Coulson.Not only can't say, she can't even comment on how badly the photo was taken.

Because that's Coulson's idol, if he tells his fans about his idol, it's the legal version of social news at the meeting.

Joanna could only say in a business-like tone: "I'm sorry sir, our working hours are clearly stipulated. After work, there is no one in the office."

Of course Coulson heard that Joanna was implying that she went to bed last night, or went to do other things, but she was not spying on the screen.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with this. Coulson never told her to pay attention to Steve 24 hours a day when he first assigned the task.That's the job of Amber's computer.

But Coulson still felt a little angry.

It was now ten past nine, in other words, after his idol, national hero Steve Rogers posted his first Facebook post, no one paid attention to him for ten consecutive hours past eleven minutes.No one sent her a message, no one liked him.

What a bleak experience this is!

Coulson thought back to the days when he first used Facebook.The first message, the first news, those are precious and important moments.It needs to be treated seriously, and it needs to be treated warmly by thousands of netizens and friends.

Coulson feels that netizens in this era are too cruel!He was able to snub his idol for ten hours and eleven minutes!

More indifferent than the netizens of this day and age is Joanna Rickman!She actually neglected her task object for ten hours past eleven minutes!

Thinking of this, Coulson's tone became cold: "What time is it, Miss Joanna Rickman?"

"Eleven after nine o'clock." Joanna felt a little puzzled, but answered the question honestly.

"Very good. What are the working hours of the New York Bureau Administration Department?"

"Mr. Nine o'clock."

"It's been 1 minutes! Does it take 1 minutes to click a like?!" Coulson couldn't help shouting on the other end of the phone.He hadn't yelled at Joanna before.He is even a reliable and feared boss, who must be moody and angry, and his temper cannot be read.But when he thought of Joanna, who was procrastinating and unreliable, and his poor captain, Coulson had to be angry.

Joanna held the receiver with black lines on her face.

If she hadn't considered her family's life, she would have immediately opened her voice and yelled back.Not only did she go back, but she also went online, posted posts on various forums, posted her wonderful boss, and asked the netizens to condemn him!And text Steve immediately to complain about him!Let him be classified as the enemy camp in Steve's heart for the rest of his life.

but……

Money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat.

Joanna endured it.

She replied: "I will deal with this problem and explain the situation to you."

After saying this, Joanna hung up the phone.

The colleague next to him probed curiously: "Who is it? Is something wrong?"

Joanna smiled and shook her head: "I made a mistake. At first I thought it was a call from the New York City Hall, but later I found out that it was from a mental hospital."

The colleague had a question mark on his face: "Do we still cooperate with the mental hospital?"

"Oh no, it's just that something went wrong with the guard. A patient touched the phone, dialed randomly, and dialed us."

The colleague shook his head: "What kind of world is this!"

Joanna thought of her tragic experience, and remembered that a World War II veteran who had been frozen for decades was playing Facebook alive and kicking. She suddenly felt that her colleague's exclamation was worth thinking about.

Joanna cast her eyes out of the sunny window, looking at the bustling streets of New York and the high-rise buildings in the distance, and said in a deep tone: "It's a crazy world."

On the other side, Coulson at the Washington General Office.After finishing the call with Joanna, he entered the screen-peeping mode again.He stared at Steve's account for more than an hour, but still didn't see Joanna's likes.

It made him furious.

It happened that someone knocked on the door of his office.

Coulson raised his cloudy face: "What's the matter?"

The clerk on the microphone trembled a bit: "F...Director Fu Rui asked...to let you go...to his office."

"Are you a stutter?"

"Stutter...stutter? No...I, I...I'm not."

Coulson frowned suspiciously, and murmured, "Who is S.H.I.E.D.

Instead of taking the elevator, Coulson chose to climb the stairs.

His and Nick's offices are separated by three floors.Climbing the stairs is sometimes faster than waiting for the elevator.Plus, this moderate amount of activity helps him organize his thoughts and keep his mind and spirit at peak performance.He really needs to be at his peak.

Because he knew what Nick was looking for him to talk about.

In fact, Nick had tested his attitude two days ago, but he didn't respond at that time.Because, from the bottom of his heart, he didn't really want to agree to Nick.

He doesn't want to go to New York.

oh!It's not that he doesn't want to see his idol.

It's just...he really didn't want to publicize that flirtatious Tony Stark.Please, he is not Natasha, he is not even half attractive in front of Tony Stark.Just like Joanna Rickman wasn't half-attractive to Steve Rogers.

Besides, even if he goes to New York, he can't go to see his idol!

That's Captain America, with top-notch vigilance.After Nick's persuasion failed, he has been very distressed about how to monitor Captain America.If it wasn't for the fear that someone with a secret agent background would attract Captain America's vigilance and attention, would he be able to find Joanna, who was not doing enough?

An American agent like him, even if he goes to New York, cannot appear around Captain America.

So...he didn't want to accept this task.

Three floors.

The distance of these three floors is enough for Coulson to prepare for dealing with Nick.

Coulson took a deep breath in front of Nick's office door, then raised his hand and knocked on the door.

"Please come in."

Coulson pushed the door open: "Director, are you looking for me?"

Nick, who was standing by the window, turned his head and looked at Coulson with his eye that was left outside: "I heard that Captain America sent a post yesterday?"

"Yes, Chief."

"Where is Rickman? Did you like the reply? She needs to establish a reliable connection with Captain America as soon as possible."

When this matter was mentioned, Coulson became angry. He sullenly said, "No, Director. Rickman hasn't acted yet."

"No action yet? Is she going to ruin our plan?" Nick looked very angry, but after a while, he sighed again and said in a sad tone, "I don't know how Captain America adapts to the new century." What the hell is going on. I mean... Well, Phil, you know, it's a different time these days. People are a lot colder than they were 70 years ago. Rogers, he's been alone for decades... this The times must have made him feel great loneliness."

Even the director said so!

Coulson became more distressed about his idol.

But Nick didn't even look at Coulson, and continued to look out the window and said: "No one supervises Rickman and Finger, which is always a bit inappropriate. Neither of them is a professional agent, and many things are not handled perfectly. Originally I want to send you to New York... well, never mind."

When Coulson heard this, he quit immediately: "Forget it? Why? What happened?"

Nick glanced at Coulson: "You will definitely not like this kind of task. After all, asking you to do this is a bit overkill. Let me think about it."

Hearing this, Coulson suppressed his anxiety, and said in a reliable tone: "It's okay, Chief, it's my honor to share your worries, please let me go. Leave this to me."

Nick didn't answer, and looked up at Coulson, as if silently evaluating.

Coulson straightened his back and didn't say much anymore, just showing a look of "I'm very reliable! Please don't worry, the leader!"

After a while, Nick nodded: "Okay, since you want to go, let you go."

Coulson raised the corner of his mouth: "Thank you, Chief!"

"We must convince Tony Stark this time." Nick said in a relaxed tone.

Coulson:? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say:

Coulson: Director!That was not what I meant! ! !

Nick: You said you were going.If you don't believe me, check the monitoring!

Coulson: o(╥﹏╥)o Director, you are lying.

Nick: A good agent shouldn't be scammed.

Coulson: ...