[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Joanna waited for two days.

Steve Rogers didn't send her any messages.Not only that, he didn't even give a thumbs up to the post praising him for his brave actions.In other words, he wouldn't even give Joanna the "oh, I see" message.

This simply made Joanna desperate.

Worse than that, however, is the fact that Steve Rogers doesn't take a stand.He, Phil Coulson, was suddenly terribly active.

In the past ten days and a half months, I haven't seen Coulson asking about the mission situation.Since he knew that Joanna and Captain America had added Facebook friends, he would call every six hours to ask about the progress of the mission.

"Are you sending messages?"

"Have you made an appointment to meet next time?"

"Did he like your post?"

"Did you leave him a dynamic message?"

"Why don't you post another selfie?"

"The selfie taken in the morning was too ugly. You post a nice one and ask Amber to fix it for you with a photo editing software, add a filter or something."

Joanna felt that she was being focused on like an older leftover girl who couldn't get married.

Coulson's demands and suggestions became more and more unreliable, and Joanna held back her anger for the sake of money.But when Coulson suggested "you should try a face-lift injection", Joanna finally broke out.

"Mind your own business! Stop directing my work! You idiot!"

As soon as Joanna finished yelling, the only thing left in the receiver was the beep after disconnection.She slumped on the chair weakly: "It's over, I yelled at my boss. Should I find a cardboard box to pack my personal belongings?"

Amber looked at Joanna with sympathy: "The suggestion of face-lifting injections is really too much. If it were me, I would also yell. Your masseter muscles are not a problem, you are baby fat, you should get injections." Fat-melting needles. Coulson is blindly directing!"

Joanna glared at Amber.Amber faltered instantly.

Joanna watched Amber look away, and began to sigh again: "What's the use, I call him stupid, I blame him if he doesn't leave."

"Uh, you don't have to worry about that. I had a premonition just now that you would scold someone, so I hung up the phone for you. He probably didn't hear the sentence you called him 'stupid'. At most, he thinks that you, a subordinate, have a bad temper. Dare to hang up on his phone." Amber comforted sincerely, without any hint of taking credit on his face.Hearing this, Joanna was moved inwardly.

Before Joanna finished moving, Amber said again: "Coulson won't care about this compared to the fact that you vomited on Captain America."

Joanna strode forward, tightly covering Amber's mouth: "You promised to keep it a secret for me!"

Amber begged for mercy in a panic, and Joanna let go of her hand after making sure that Amber had not betrayed her.

Amber took a breath, and opened the distance between himself and Joanna without any trace.

"Anyway, it's not a solution for you to stagnate like this. If you don't complete the task for a day, you can't get rid of the nagging from your superiors. This principle is equally applicable to any department."

Joanna sighed: "What can I do if he doesn't send me a message?"

Amber sat at the table, propped his chin and asked, "Can't you really send him a message first?"

"We discussed this matter, Amber." Joanna slumped on the chair dejectedly, "I took the initiative to contact him too closely, which would arouse his suspicion. It's not that you don't know that person, so be more careful than Winter The hare looking for food is still cautious."

"Captain America? Hare?" Amber's face wrinkled, "Are you sure this metaphor is appropriate? Listen to me, Joanna, even if your communication with Coulson is not smooth now, you can't break the can. "

Joanna took a deep breath, but still couldn't control herself from howling.

Amber glanced at his computer screen, cleared his throat and said, "I said, I really suggest that you take the initiative to contact Captain America once. After all, he is from the last century, and he still retains the tradition of a gentleman in his bones. If you take the initiative to send a message, he will definitely reply."

Joanna glanced at Amber: "What if you don't return?"

Amber looked at the computer again uncomfortably, and then never took his eyes off the computer screen: "If he doesn't reply, there are only two possibilities. Either, he won't reply to the message. Or, he has already seen through you .”

Joanna shuddered: "Should I be worried?"

Amber looked at Joanna sympathetically: "Yes, it's not a good thing to fail a mission."

Joanna almost cried.

Finally, under the urging of Amber, Joanna nervously picked up the phone.

Joanna: Hi, Mr. R.I've been so busy recently that I don't have time to contact you.How are you?

(The other party is typing...)

Amber saw Joanna staring intently at the phone screen for half a minute, and she couldn't help asking, "Any news?"

"Is typing."

Amber nodded, thinking that wasn't too bad.

"what the hell?!"

Before Amber could finish scrolling through a piece of news, Joanna yelled in surprise.

"what happened?"

"He, he typed for a long time, but he didn't send me anything in the end! What does this mean?" Joanna lay down on the table again with a broken face, "I can block this person according to my usual personality Is it?"

"Uh...probably not. Coulson will get angry, and the director will curse."

Joanna wiped a handful of tears that didn't exist, full of misery.

Just when the two of them didn't know how to further deepen their connection with Steve, Joanna's cell phone rang suddenly.

Joanna glanced at the phone, and then jumped out a long way as if she saw a gun.

"what happened?"

"Watch...see...video communication." Joanna pointed at her phone as if she had seen a ghost.

Amber glanced at the name of the requesting party: "Captain America's? Are you still not answering?"

"Pick it up?" Joanna looked around the room full of electronic screens and computers, "How do I pick it up? Wouldn't it be obvious if I did it?"

Amber also became anxious: "Then what should we do? It's not good to let it go on like this? Will he doubt it?"

Joanna stared intently at the ringing phone.

Suddenly, she rushed towards the phone like an agile leopard, and then hung up the phone as quickly as possible.

Immediately afterwards, she took a deep breath and quickly sent a text message to the other party.

Joanna: Sorry, we're in a meeting.I can't video with you.

(The other party is typing...)

Joanna held a frightened little heart and continued to stare at the screen.

However, like last time, after nearly 40 seconds of "typing", there was no more text.

Joanna was almost driven mad by this uncertainty.

She even had the urge to break the pot, immediately connected to the video, and told Steve on the other end of the phone that she was actually working for S.H.I.E.L.D.

But in the end, Joanna did nothing.

She is just a small employee.

A small employee who, if unemployed, cannot find another job for a while.

Amber, who was in the same room, watched Joanna frowned and began to sigh again.She finally pursed her lips in sympathy, and never spoke to Joanna again.

The turning point of the matter happened after nine o'clock that night.

At that time, Joanna was taking a bath in the bathtub, and the mobile phone placed on the stool beside her suddenly beeped for a short time.

Joanna was a little taken aback by her nervousness in the past two days, and the notification sound made her tense up instantly, causing the water in the bathtub to wave over the edge of the bathtub.That scene looked a bit like the first convulsion of an epileptic patient.

Joanna picked up the phone with a strange emotion.

On the one hand, she prayed that it was a message from Coulson's idol.On the other hand, she faintly resisted this prayer.

Because of the long time interval, the message box has been hidden, leaving only a small red dot with a "1" on the Facebook APP logo.

Joanna swallowed nervously, and opened the icon tremblingly with wet fingers.

Steve's account avatar was lit up, and the system showed that he had sent Joanna a message.

Joanna took a deep breath, then clicked on the message.

—Joanna: Sorry for hitting the wrong button when I texted you back today.I'm not very familiar with these new things yet.I wanted to apologize to you immediately, but I was afraid that it would affect your meeting again.Really very sorry.Sincerely, Steve Rogers.

The tone of the format looks like a formal letter.Joanna had an illusion, as if what she was holding was not a mobile phone, but a thin piece of letter paper.

【"Dear Steve: Considering that you are a World War II veteran, I have no doubt at this moment that you are confused and unfamiliar with these new things. Let me tell you, even I, a new woman in the 21st century, have often been Some technological inventions are confusing. I like the tone of your message, like a sincere letter. You know, the kind that you put in the red mailbox and wait for the postman to pick it up on Tuesday and Friday, and then pretend Put it into a strong canvas bag and throw it on the back of the horse. Take it through thousands of mountains and rivers in a carriage and deliver it to the recipient. This feeling makes people feel solemn and very beautiful. However, if you need Get used to your new life quickly, and don't send messages like this next time."

Well, Steve, here's what I want to say to you.Or... it's the message I want to reply to you.

However, we both know very well that it would be irresponsible for me to respond to such a message to you if I really let my own thoughts.We're both going to be in trouble.

Of course, the main thing is that I have more trouble.

So... I'd better reply... such a message. 】

Considering Steve's acceptance of the new world, Joanna found a laughing emoji and sent it.

Soon, a new message came back.

——Joanna: How is this done?Can you tell me?Yours sincerely Steve Rogers.

Joanna used her mobile phone to record the video of how to open the emoticon selection page, then passed through, and then sent a message asking Steve to click on the triangle logo.

After about a minute or so, Steve returned an emoji to Joanna in a lively manner.

[Oh, Mr. R, it seems that you still have a lot to learn.Well, I shouldn't rush, I have to take my time. 】

Joanna looked at the misread, mocking smile for a while, then smiled and sent a new message.

——Hahaha, very good.To be honest, I have not used all the functions of Facebook, but I heard that some functions are quite interesting.I will give you a URL link, you click it, there are a lot of introductions about Facebook's functions, I think you may be interested.

Some time ago, Joanna compiled a user manual with great scientific significance, which covers the software that most contemporary people will use.She asked Amber to tamper with the data of a large website, put this article that was of little value to young people, and changed the time to a year ago.

Now, she finally found a chance to throw this URL to Steve Rogers.

Who the hell wants to take the trouble to explain to people how to use Facebook to send messages, how to search for information on the Internet, how to post GIFs, how to record videos, and how to use barrage?

Even if the other party has a beautiful face and pectoral muscles like Steve Rogers, it will be annoying!

Besides, Steve wasn't an idiot, and if she showed unusual patience with someone who didn't have basic common sense, it would arouse his suspicion.

Joanna sent the URL link.

[Please, Captain, tell me that the army of your era had a rigid rule that "soldiers must graduate from elementary school". 】

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Coulson: This Joanna's face is a bit fleshy and has no three-dimensional effect. No wonder she can't attract the captain.Should we be replaced?

Joanna: ...Sir, please don't describe my mission as if I need to sell my beauty.

Coulson: Of course not, or do you think I can still find you?

Joanna: [angry.jpg]

Amber: Joanna, stop puffing your cheeks, your face is bigger.

Joanna: ...