[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

The message from Drake's itchy hand successfully drove Coulson away.Even Natasha, who was planning to watch the play by the side, was caught off guard by the sudden plot.

Even though she hasn't played with serious friends for many years, the old driver Natasha has never driven a car, whether the two of them have driven a car, and whether they plan to drive, she can tell at a glance.It did surprise her a little that Joanna would go along with her and admit to Coulson that she was dating Steve, but it wasn't enough to surprise her.Maybe Joanna made up some stupid excuse to trick Steve and her into pretending to be a couple.

But... it's another thing for Steve to initiate such provocative texts.And he added Kaomoji!It is also a "kiss" kaomoji!

Jesus Christ Papa, this is quite eye-popping.If it weren't for Natasha's excellent psychological quality, she might not have the energy to stay in Amber's office and give Joanna admiring applause at the moment.

The way Coulson turned his head and walked away has already given Joanna a sentence, either a death sentence or a reprieve.Joanna, who was a free person half an hour ago, now has such a headache that she can't even stand up.She sat down on the stool, held her head and began to howl.

Seeing that Joanna didn't have time to discuss with her, Natasha left Amber's office after saying "You are so admirable".

Amber, who has always been as quiet as a chicken and almost vomited after eating melons, saw the two big guys leave, and finally had the courage to speak: "Joanna, I didn't see it! You are amazing! Did Captain America really sleep?!"

"I didn't." Joanna was powerless to even refute.

Amber looked at the text message on the screen that was played on the public screen again: "Tsk tsk tsk, then you are even more powerful, this feeling, Captain America is planning to sleep with you tonight! What's going on? Are you ready? ? Today is the safe period, right? Are the underwear a complete set? What color? Let me tell you, black lace is the best!"

Joanna raised a desperate face and looked at Amber: "Can you stop talking?"

Amber quickly shut up and nodded. After nodding his head twice, he reminded in a low voice: "But...to be honest. If you don't plan to have a fight with Captain America, you should think of some countermeasures right now. Don't eat dinner, people put their hands on your waist, so you say no. Isn't that embarrassing?"

Joanna stared at Amber with a dull face.Seeing this, Amber shrank his neck and stopped talking.

While nothing Amber said matched the truth, there was one thing she was right about.Joanna felt that it was time for her to take some countermeasures.After such a commotion today, Coulson will never believe that the relationship between her and Steve is just brotherly | revolutionary love.It is impossible to give Coulson another showdown, at least not in the short term.

Then, the next problem she will face is how to persuade Steve to join S.H.I.E.L.D.

What are you kidding?Not to mention dragging innocent World War II veterans into the fire pit, even she herself wanted to quit at this moment.No matter how mentally handicapped Steve's text message came today, no matter how untimely it is, it can't drag Steve into the fire pit because of this.

Since he couldn't be dragged into the fire pit, then Joanna definitely couldn't complete the task!If you can't complete the task, you will have to face the responsibility of S.H.I.E.L.D.

After much deliberation, Joanna felt that in the current situation, she could only procrastinate for a day.If you can live one more day, you can earn it!

After making up her mind, Joanna decided to train Steve on "how to pretend to be her best friend's boyfriend".

Of course, the first point is: Don’t mess with Jaguar to send text messages!

Joanna picked up her phone and sent a long series of question marks.

Steve, who didn't know what Drake was doing at first, felt the phone vibrate and took it out to have a look.The notification bar displayed a series of question marks from Joanna.

Steve's heart, like this news, is a series of question marks.But just a second later, he clicked on the message and saw the historical news. All the question marks turned into exclamation marks in an instant!

In just a few tenths of a second, Steve was so scared that he almost threw the dumbbell in his hand.

What the hell is this? !

When did he send such a ghost message? !

Responding quickly, Steve searched the gym for Drake.After meeting Steve's gaze, Drake showed him a smile with deep merit and fame, and even shook his hand generously at him, signaling him not to be too moved.

Steve didn't even have the energy to be angry.Right now, he can only send Joanna a text message to explain.

Steve: Joanna, I'm sorry, the news just now was sent by my colleague while I was not paying attention.Don't get me wrong.

[Hehe, I didn't misunderstand at all!

But Captain, your fanboy misunderstood!It's a big mistake! 】

Joanna looked at Steve's message and was silent for a moment before replying.

Joanna: It's okay, it's just that the message happened to be seen by Emily.Shout out to me.

Steve: ...I'm really, sorry.Are you OK?

Joanna: It's okay, but the days ahead may be a little sad.But it doesn't matter, it's all going to happen anyway.Who hasn't had a bad day!

Steve: So your... that Emily, is she okay?

Joanna: ... When she left, she looked like someone dead at home.To be honest, I still... feel sorry for her.

Steve: How about...you should explain it to her, maybe you can get back together.

Joanna:! ! ! ! ! !Absolutely impossible!

Joanna's attitude is so resolute, and it's hard for Steve to persuade her anymore.You can only choose to be silent at the right time.

Joanna: Do you have time after work?

Steve:? ? ? ? ? ?

Joanna: Let's have dinner together.I met my ex-girlfriend, and I felt a little too pitiful for eating alone at night.Let's meet at night, by the way, let's discuss what to do next.Is it ok?

Steve felt that he also had to apologize to Joanna in person for what happened today, so he quickly replied with a "good" past.

The place to eat is a block away from Steve's gym.The location was recommended by Drake.Although Steve was a little reluctant to trust Drake after the text message incident, but helplessly, Drake is a living food map in Brooklyn.For questions about where to eat with friends, you can definitely ask Drake!

To be on the safe side, Steve repeatedly stated to Drake that he was just having dinner with an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time.Drake didn't doubt him, and quickly helped Steve choose the restaurant.

After Joanna got off work, she went straight to the agreed place.Along the way, she felt uneasy, even more nervous than when she first met Steve.Joanna leaned on the handrail of the subway, wondering if the drugs in her body had not been completely metabolized.

Just as she was considering whether to go to the hospital for a check-up on the weekend, a clear scent of men's perfume caught her attention.

Along with the smell of perfume, it was the body temperature of a stranger.

The subway wasn't crowded, but the people behind her were really close to Joanna.Joanna's first reaction was: Are subway hooligans wearing such nice perfume now?The national economy has developed by leaps and bounds!

Joanna turned sideways slightly, wanting to see whether the subway gangster was handsome, which directly determined whether the gangster would be beaten by her.

But when she turned her head to see the other person's face clearly, Joanna was so scared that she almost couldn't stop.

Standing behind her was none other than Henry Morgan who had met her once.

She met Henry Morgan for the first time on the subway a while ago, but the other party guessed it clearly. Later, Coulson greeted her and said that Henry Morgan was not easy.Plus her recent bizarre encounter in Boston.At this moment, even if Steve personally said that Henry Morgan was a good man, Joanna would never believe it.

Joanna reflexively took a small step back and looked at Henry warily.

Henry was more careful than her, but lowered his voice and said, "Miss Rickman, don't panic, I just have something to tell you."

After Joanna was recruited in Boston, she had communicated with doctors in Boston about that special drug.According to the information she received, taking drugs similar to hallucinogens and neurotoxins, as long as the other party gives a little verbal hint, the drug user will be hypnotized.

Who knows if those drugs have been metabolized cleanly!

Who knows if Henry Morgan is behind the scenes!

Who knows if he is here to hypnotize her now!

When Joanna heard Henry said that she had a few words to tell her, she raised her hands and covered her ears reflexively: "I won't listen! I won't listen! I won't listen!"

Henry looked at Joanna with a puzzled expression, not understanding what was going on.

There were not many passengers in the car, but they were all looked over by Joanna.There was even a tall, burly man who stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter?"

Joanna hid behind the strong man when she saw this, Henry could only say helplessly that it was all a misunderstanding, and then left reluctantly.

Joanna was made nervous by the sudden incident on the way, and she was terrified until she saw Steve, holding on to her backpack strap tightly.When Steve saw Joanna, he felt that something was wrong.While paying attention to the movements around him, he helped Joanna to sit down in the dining room.

"What happened?"

Joanna sat down at the table, but didn't immediately answer Steve's question.Logically speaking, regardless of whether Henry Morgan came for Steve or not, at least he knew that Joanna was from S.H.I.E.L.D.Joanna was afraid that Henry would attack her again, but she was even more afraid that Steve would know that she was from S.H.I.E.L.D.