[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

When Joanna returned to New York, Coulson urged her to recall Amber's office.

Joanna opened the door and went in, just in time to see Coulson frowning furiously, looking like he was going to eat someone.Joanna was startled, and her footsteps paused involuntarily.

Amber, who was hiding behind the computer desk, had sharp eyes and saw Joanna first.She winked at Joanna and pursed her lips across the office.Joanna craned her neck to look, and almost didn't cry out.Natasha in a suit was half leaning on the table, smiling at her.

Joanna leaned against the wall and slid closer to Amber.

"What's the situation?" When Joanna said this, there was still a sense of tension between Coulson and Natasha.

Amber pursed his lips, tilted his head and said in Joanna's ear, "This is Agent Romanov, who came here an hour ago. During the period, the two asked me to go out to help buy coffee. When I came back, I was already This one looks ready to fight."

Joanna gave an "I see" look, then quickly glanced at the camera in the room, but was bumped by Amber on the arm.Joanna quickly pretended not to look at anything, and stood quietly aside.

"I'll say it one last time, I don't agree." After Coulson said this, he looked like he wanted to drive people away.

Natasha shrugged: "I'm asking for opinions, not getting approval. If you don't agree, I have to report the plan. Let's wait for the director to make a decision."

"He won't agree either." Coulson said this confidently.

Natasha pursed her mouth, as if she didn't take Coulson's response to heart.

Joanna was full of thoughts about going back and asking Amber to call out the surveillance video to see why the two big secret agents were arguing.Unexpectedly, Coulson suddenly turned back to her and said, "Are you dating the captain?"

Joanna shivered and met Coulson's gaze with difficulty.

"Joanna Rickman, I must remind you that agents are not allowed to have a relationship with their mission object."

Joanna quickly waved her hand: "I'm not an agent! I haven't had any inappropriate relationship with Steve yet!"

"You're all in a relationship!" Coulson looked a little desperate.

"That doesn't mean I had sex with him!" Joanna argued, "You can maliciously speculate about your idol, but you can't slander me like this!"

Coulson was so angry that he turned his head away, and after a while, he softened his tone and said: "Listen, Joanna. It's dangerous for you to do this now, do you know? Let's not talk about how many eyes are on the captain. If the bureau finds out about it..."

"Are they going to drag me away in front of Steve? Or kill me on the spot?" Joanna pretended to tremble, "Then how do you recruit Steve?"

Natasha on the side laughed: "That's right. Honey, it's just that your boss doesn't like his subordinates sleeping with his idol. I can tell you responsibly that S.H.I.E.L.D. is not that cold."

"First, I'm not his subordinate! Second, I haven't slept with Steve yet!"

"Oh~~ haven't slept yet!" Natasha elongated her tone meaningfully.Joanna felt uncomfortable hearing it.

Coulson's face darkened, and he was about to say something more, when his phone rang suddenly.He glanced at his phone and walked out quickly.

There were only three women left in the room.Natasha stared at Joanna, Joanna looked nervously at Amber, and Amber pretended to look at the computer screen, but was actually secretly reminiscing about the melon he ate by accident just now.

"Come on, Rickman. I know you're not dating Captain America." Natasha suddenly laughed.When Amber on the side heard the words, his ears were raised even higher.

"Who said no! Steve and I...wait!" Joanna stared at Natasha, "Didn't you tell Coulson that I was dating Steve?"

Natasha nodded: "Yeah, I did that just to annoy him. Who asked him to intervene in my mission."

"Interfere in your mission?" Joanna frowned in confusion, but she quickly recovered and shook her head, "No, no, no, what do you mean by trying to annoy him?"

"Didn't you just say that? He doesn't like his subordinates getting mixed up with his idol. It should be said that he doesn't like any woman he knows getting mixed up with Captain America. So I just said it on purpose to annoy him .However, Rickman, you really surprised me by admitting it like that!" Natasha looked at Joanna happily, "I thought you would deny it, and I was going to send Coulson some information about you and Steve. I didn’t expect you to admit it directly. To be honest, when you become an agent, please tell me. If someone in S.H.I.E.L.D. bullies you, you can report my name. I have to thank you for this .”

Realizing that she had voluntarily boarded the pirate ship in a daze, Joanna said with a look of lovelessness: "Thank you so much!"

Since Natasha was just trying to annoy Coulson, Joanna decided that she could explain such a misunderstanding to Coulson as soon as he entered the room.Of course, self-examination is indispensable, after all, you are the first to deceive others.In just a few minutes, Joanna had already thought of excuses and excuses, and she was determined to attribute all her stupid actions and decisions to "the desire to survive."

Two minutes later, Coulson pushed the door in with a serious face.

"Coulson, actually you misunderstood. I didn't..."

"Joanna Rickman!" Coulson interrupted Joanna, "There is a new mission."

"Huh?" Joanna widened her eyes and looked at Coulson with a puzzled face.

"The higher-ups have decided that since you have established a relationship with Captain America as a boyfriend and girlfriend, the higher-ups have decided that you should persuade Captain America to join S.H.I.E.L.D." Coulson's expression was serious, and he didn't mean to be joking at all.

Joanna stared at Coulson dumbfounded for a moment, her face slowly became numb, and she said expressionlessly, "I'm not dating Captain America."

"Okay! That's to persuade Steve Rogers to join S.H.I.E.L.D.! Don't ask me which Steve Rogers I am. It's the one who beat Hydra head-on during World War II and was frozen for decades later. Thawed out a few months ago and you taught him how to surf the internet and finally turned him into the Steve Rogers of your boyfriend! Joanna Rickman, I've had enough of your word-cutting, I'm saying this, you get it Already?!" Coulson's tone was already a little exasperated, as if he just found out that his dog ran away with someone else.

Joanna scratched her cheek: "I understand, but...you may not understand, I really didn't fall in love with Steve."

Coulson glanced at Joanna. He had already experienced Joanna's ability to talk nonsense, and now he didn't believe that Joanna was telling the truth.According to Joanna's personality, after hearing about this new mission, it is possible to dump Steve immediately even if she goes back, let alone denying her relationship with Steve's boyfriend and girlfriend.

"Do you think I'll believe you?" Coulson squinted his eyes, looking murderous, "When I asked you to help Captain America adapt to the new environment, you ran to tease the man. Now the man is teasing, let you persuade him Join the organization, and you tell me that you and him are innocent?"

"Uh..." Joanna, who knew that the situation was not good, hesitated for a moment and said, "Well, leader. Now, let's not talk about work. See how you describe the relationship between me and Steve... It’s not quite right, is it? How can you say that I’m teasing a guy? It makes me look like I have bad intentions.”

"Is not it?"

"of course not!"

As soon as Joanna finished speaking, the phone rang.She didn't want to answer the call at first, but when she took it out to have a look, she was so frightened that she almost dropped the new phone on the ground.

"S...S...Steve."

Coulson stabilized his mood, and said with a serious face: "Go."

"but……"

Coulson raised his eyebrows.Joanna looked at Natasha who knew the truth for help, but Natasha just raised her eyebrows slightly at her.

Joanna pressed the answer button with a look of despair.

Under Coulson's gesture, the phone was connected to the PA system by Amber.Just as Joanna pressed the answer button, Steve's gentle voice rang out in the room.

"Hello? Uh, dear...Joanna, have you had breakfast yet?"

Joanna didn't know what was going on with Steve, so she could only let out a tight "huh".

"I...uh, it's nothing, I just make a phone call to... take care." Steve on the other end of the phone was unnaturally quiet for a moment and then said, "I'll wait...you go home for dinner. "

After speaking, Steve hung up the phone without waiting for Joanna to reply.Poor Steve, being surrounded by his colleagues and those female students with ulterior motives.He hung up the phone and looked at Drake helplessly.

Drake shrugged, and said to those female students who were unwilling to give up with regret: "Look, our coach Rogers really has a girlfriend, and it's really inappropriate for you to harass him like this. Why don't you harass me?" ?Um?"

A few younger female students walked away with displeasure on their faces, and a slightly more mature female student questioned, "Steve didn't look like he was on the phone with his girlfriend at all just now."

Drake took Steve's cell phone and opened Joanna's business card: "Look, 'Sweetheart', that's pretty self-explanatory."

The female student muttered a few words and left too.

Steve took the phone back from Drake with a depressed face: "Drake, this is not good."

"What's wrong?" Derek asked back, "If you don't show your attitude, they will keep pestering. Believe me, no one knows them better than me. However, if there is anything wrong, probably you and The tone of your girlfriend's chat is really bad. If you are like this, your 'little sweetheart' will run away."

Steve sighed.He really wanted to explain that the relationship between him and Joanna was just... a brother who is righteous, but he wanted to promise Joanna to pretend to be external, and Steve couldn't explain it to Drake.

Drake didn't care what Steve was thinking, and raised his hand to help Steve send a text message to Joanna.

Joanna's cell phone rang while trying to explain the situation to Coulson.She took it out and saw that Steve had sent her a new message.

Steve: My dear, I'm sorry, it's inconvenient to have a colleague next to me when I called.I'll wait for you to get off work~~~ I miss you. ╭(╯3╰)╮

Joanna held the phone, suddenly feeling that she was deceived by life.

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Natasha: If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient!Working for S.H.I.E.L.D. requires composure.

Drake: Do good deeds without leaving your name!

Joanna: ...

Steve:  …