[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

There was silence in the elevator.The camera flashes red light from time to time, indicating that it is working normally.

Joanna stood in the inner position with her arms folded, her face was silent.

She didn't pretend or act at the moment, she was really angry.

She can understand Coulson's desire to catch a strong man.Which company has no shortage of people?Which boss doesn't want to have two more boys under his command?However, the important people want to go to this kind of sake?This is a bit too much.

Not to mention bringing a private secret mission to the surface without notifying her in advance, just calling her a sand sculpture in front of the branch chief, this matter is unbearable!

right!She was incapable of going back on the spot, and now that she was out of the office, she was incapable of settling with Coulson.Could it be that she is not allowed to think about it now, how to blackmail Steve when he goes back at night?

Pooh!It's not black, it's exposing his disgusting true colors!

Compared with the depressed Joanna, Coulson, who is about to succeed, appears to be in a happy mood.He didn't ask Joanna's opinion, and led Joanna out of S.H.I.E.L.D.

As soon as she left the gate of S.H.I.E.L.D., Joanna finally couldn't help asking, "Why did you come out? Didn't you go to Amber's?"

Coulson cast a satisfied glance at Joanna: "No. Amber is only responsible for helping you follow Captain America's movements for the time being. It is not convenient for her to participate in the next mission. At least, it is not convenient now."

Joanna was a little impatient: "What is the mission?"

"Do you know Tony Stark?" Coulson took off his sunglasses and wiped them, then held them up to look at the sky, "You have to find a way to connect with him."

Joanna, who knew Coulson's mission in New York well, didn't know how to complain at this moment.

Do you push your subordinates to back up the tasks you can't handle?

Okay!The rules of survival in the office are very slippery!I really underestimated you scum agents.

Coulson didn't care about Joanna's sudden silence. He put his sunglasses back on and said, "Tony Stark was kidnapped some time ago, and SHIELD was involved in the rescue operation later. Knowing that we found Tony Stark in the desert Did you see anything when Stark?"

"Can I say I don't really want to know?"

Coulson turned his head and glanced at Joanna. Because he was wearing sunglasses, his murderous glance didn't actually have much effect: "It's not unreasonable for Stark to be the largest weapon supplier to the army. We There is evidence that he has developed new types of weapons."

Joanna's mind turned quickly: "But he refused to sell it to the government?"

Coulson didn't say anything, which was regarded as acquiescing.

"I said, this is why you are being unreasonable. They have developed their own weapons, and whether they sell them is their own business. Why do they have to cooperate with you, and they are allowed to earn your money, but they are not allowed to do it themselves? Build a tank at home for fun?"

"That's not a tank or something."

Joanna rolled her eyes and didn't answer.

She thought that Coulson's tone of voice was too loud. Tanks are gadgets?Then she really hadn't seen anything big.She has only seen the aircraft carrier on TV, and has never seen the real thing.

Joanna felt that she and the agents were really not on the same path, and she couldn't help but miss the group of gossip girls in the office.

"I tried to contact Stark before. But they all failed." Coulson ignored Joanna and continued, "The bureau means to send a woman to try."

Joanna opened the distance between herself and Coulson with [-] points of guard: "What do you mean?"

"what do you mean?"

The contempt was clearly written on Joanna's face, she thought for a long time and asked cautiously: "Well... introduce the crime of prostitution?"

"Knowledge about murder and silence?"

"No, no, no need to understand."

Coulson rolled his eyes angrily.He thought of his idol again. He had to deal with such a sand sculpture on weekdays, and he didn't know how his idol survived.Thinking of this, Coulson began to resent himself for why he only cared about finding a tight-mouthed guy, but never noticed that the tight-mouthed guy's brain was not normal.

"Is this how you usually chat with the captain?" Coulson's tone was a little annoyed.

"No, no, that won't be. Mrs. Steve is good, but she hasn't kept up with the times. But she is still very upright, and she will definitely not do such a wicked thing as introducing prostitutes."

Hearing the words, Coulson threw another slash at him: "You still don't believe that I will do it, do you?"

Joanna quickly waved her hand, not to mention this topic again.

"It was originally planned to send a female agent to sneak into Stark Industries. However, the current situation is unclear, and we still don't know what kind of technology Stark has mastered. Therefore, the original plan cannot be used."

"You mean I don't need to lurk in?"

Coulson raised the corner of his mouth, looking contemptuous: "Do you have the ability to sneak in?"

"No."

"So, as a representative of S.H.I.E.L.D., you just go to meet him openly."

Joanna remembered the surveillance she and Amber watched together.She didn't doubt at all that if she came to the door with the title of "Representative of S.H.I.E.L.D.", she would receive a cold reception.

"Then what if... people don't see me?" Joanna thought to herself, it's not if, it's what's about to happen!

"Never worked as a salesman?" Coulson still said in that somewhat contemptuous tone, "If you don't see him once, go for two days, and if you don't see him for two days, go for three days. When talking about cooperation, the most important thing is sincerity."

"Then I think it's more sincere to let the chief come to visit every day."

"I've been too lenient with you lately, haven't I?"

"Uh...I'm going to Stark Industries right away."

Coulson nodded in satisfaction, and drove Joanna to Stark Tower.

The secretary in charge of the reception was already familiar with Coulson. This time, seeing a new lady from S.H.I.E.L.D., she couldn't help but give Joanna a second look.

"Hello, do you have an appointment?" The pretty secretary smiled at Joanna.

Joanna quickly replied: "Hi, I'm Joanna Rickman, uh... from S.H.I.E.L.D. I want to see Tony Stark."

"Do you have an appointment?" The secretary blinked, but she didn't become talkative just because the other party was a young lady.

"Probably... I just came to make an appointment today."

The secretary raised his eyebrows and flipped through the computer: "It will have to wait until next year at the earliest."

Joanna blinked: "Then... okay?"

"If there are no accidents." The secretary added.

"Then...then I'll wait here with you." Joanna knew that the task could not be completed smoothly, so she could only adopt Coulson's stupid method of waiting for a rabbit.

The secretary was not surprised by Joanna's answer at all.

The same goes for changing from a middle-aged uncle to a young lady.It's all SHIELD's routine!

The secretary didn't make things difficult for Joanna, and led her to the waiting room.

"Does Miss Rickman prefer coffee or tea?"

"Uh... just plain water. You're busy too, just bring me a cup and a pot of water. You don't have to pay too much attention to me, I'll just wait here."

The secretary froze for a moment, then smiled and brought Joanna a kettle and a glass.

Seeing that the secretary was about to leave, Joanna said again: "Well, Miss Secretary, although I am waiting here, you should wait for me at the appointment side! Even next year, I have to wait."

The secretary nodded and left the waiting room.

Although Tony didn't intend to meet the S.H.I.E.L.D. people, Happy dutifully reported to Tony that a new girl from S.H.I.E.L.D. came to visit him.

The injury on Tony's arm has not healed yet. While modifying the design with his flexible right hand, he asked, "Changed girl? How old?"

"Early twenties? Said Joanna Rickman."

Tony didn't care what the other person's name was, he just asked, "What hair color? Do you have a D cup?"

"Boss." Happy closed his eyes speechlessly.

"What's the matter?" Tony raised his head, "They sent a girl here, didn't they check my preferences first? Are government departments so unreliable now?"

Seeing that Happy doesn't answer his own questions, Tony doesn't talk nonsense to his dull driver.

"Jarvis, call out the surveillance video."

"Okay, sir."

As soon as the words fell, Jarvis posted the surveillance video in the waiting room in the office.

In the picture, the girl who claims to be sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. puts her legs on the table without any official burden, leans back on the sofa and plays with her mobile phone. After a while, she sits up, pulls her satchel and rummages through it .

This is completely different from the Phil Coulson some time ago.

Tony pursed his lips, admitting that such a visitor was indeed interesting.

Joanna rummaged through her bag for a while, and finally found the charger.She stood up, took the charger and started looking around the room for a power plug.

This scene, in the eyes of Tony and Happy, looked a bit like a secret agent preparing to steal confidential documents.

"Boss, do you need to send someone there?"

Tony shook his head: "Jarvis, is there a data port in the waiting room?"

"No, sir."

Tony pondered for a moment: "Temporarily block all data control flow in the waiting room, and even cut off the power control. Let's see what she plans to do first."

"Okay, sir."

Joanna, who walked around the room three times with the charger, finally found a power socket at the foot of the sofa.Gladly she plugged the charger in and resumed chatting with her Steve.

Joanna: Anyway, my boss is a hot chicken.

Steve: Don't be angry, the boss always likes to curse.When I was in the army, my superiors were always very fierce.

Joanna: He also sent me to talk business with a famous playboy.

Steve:? ? ? ?

Joanna: Anyway, I just think this business is a bit unclean, maybe he is trying to bribe the other party.

Steve: Bribe?

Joanna: Anyway, I won't join forces with them!

Steve: Joanna, or...you should call the police.I'm always worried about you.

Joanna: 911, that's a quick call.Don't worry! (*￣︶￣)

Tony, who had been watching the surveillance screen, couldn't help asking, "Jarvis, what is she doing?"

"It seems to be chatting with netizens. Sir, do you want to see the content of the chat?"

"Release it."

Happy heard the words and quickly dissuaded: "Boss, this is against the law."

"No one will know. Jarvis, let it out."

"Okay, sir."

After silently watching the real-time chat between Joanna and Steve, Tony frowned: "What does S.H.I.E.L.D. mean? It's not trying to win me over, so I just found a girl to spend coffee with me here ?”

"Sir, Miss Rickman didn't drink coffee, she drank plain water."

"So what? The wireless network doesn't belong to my house?" Tony thought for a while, thinking that maybe this is a good opportunity, so he ordered Jarvis, "Jarvis, hack into her mobile phone, just give me Create an account and pull it into her friend list."

"Okay, sir."

Six minutes later, Joanna, who had finished a round of chat with Steve, returned to the friend interface and was immediately stunned.

This is an account for work, and it is reasonable to say that there is only Steve Rogers in the friend column, but now, for some reason, there is an extra person.

When was the hand slippery added?

While Joanna was thinking this way, she deleted her friend without any psychological burden.

"Sir, Miss Rickman deleted you from the friend list." Jarvis said dutifully.

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Tony: Block me?Do you know who I am?You block me? !

Joanna: Then...you didn't say who you are, why can't I block you?This is my job number, no weird cats or dogs, sir, can you respect yourself?

Tony:  …