[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Joanna slept in the dark at home the next day.On a rare Sunday, she let herself forget about Steve and S.H.I.E.L.D., and become one of the people who need to catch up on sleep for a weekend.This day's rest made Joanna feel refreshed.At least, I feel much better.

When I went to S.H.I.E.L.D. on Monday, I finally didn't have the face of "you fucking pay me back quickly".

I thought that Coulson would come to assign the so-called "task" on Monday, but Joanna waited all day but did not hear from Coulson.

She thought maybe the mission hadn't been approved by Fury yet, maybe Coulson was still reporting to Fury.

But what made her feel strange was that she hadn't heard any news for three consecutive days.

Joanna was utterly confused.In addition to being confused, a small glimmer of hope was born in her heart.

Maybe the chief has changed his mind?Maybe Coulson made a mistake and got fired?Maybe they still think she is more suitable as an administrator in the New York branch?

No matter what kind of guess it is, it is a good thing for Joanna.

However, Joanna's joy did not last long.On Thursday afternoon, Coulson called her.

When the phone rang, Joanna was holding a coffee cup and chatting about the latest bangs with a white-collar woman in the lead seat.When Joanna heard the special ringtone, the hair on her back stood up instantly.She kept the smile on her face, put down her coffee, and answered the phone sideways.

"Hey?"

"Are you in the office?"

Joanna glanced around and saw that no one noticed her, so she replied in a low voice: "Of course it's in the office, otherwise where else could it be."

"Very good." Coulson hung up the phone after saying this.

Joanna put the phone back on the desk with a puzzled expression. After thinking for a while to no avail, she shook her head, and then went to the group of office girls with coffee to chat about new topics.

Everyone was talking about Dior's new perfume when they heard two coughs coming from the office door.Turning around, the second in command of the administration department was looking at them sullenly.

The beauties exclaimed, then fled in all directions, and returned to their seats, pretending that nothing happened.

The second-in-command in a plaid suit glanced at the crowd with displeasure, and then set his gaze on Joanna's face: "You, come with me."

The girls who were not selected were all relieved, and Joanna pointed to her face: "Me?"

"Yes, you." After saying this, the plaid suit turned and left.

Joanna didn't know where she had offended the leader, so she followed with anxiety.

The second in command in a plaid suit didn't seem to intend to explain anything to Joanna. He led Joanna up to the elevator and pressed the button for the floor where the branch chief's office was located.

"This is... what's going on?" Joanna asked cautiously.

The second-in-command, who didn't know what happened, still had a sullen face: "Don't you know what's going on?"

Joanna thought, I know shit!

But in the end, he could only smile awkwardly at the other party.

After the elevator reached the destination floor, the plaid suit led Joanna straight to the branch chief's office.He straightened his clothes at the door, cleared his throat, and then knocked on the office door.

The secretary who opened the door was wearing a navy blue dress with her hair elegantly coiled behind her head.Seeing the plaid suit coming, he smiled: "Mr. Walter."

The plaid suit with a cold face just now smiled warmer than the radiator: "I brought Joanna Rickman. She said that the director wanted to see her, can I take her in now?"

The secretary looked at Joanna, then smiled at the plaid suit: "Mr. Walter, I'll just take her in."

"How can I bother you, let me go. After all, I am her boss. If she says something wrong, I can explain it to the director."

The secretary's smile became a bit cold: "Mr. Walter, this is the director's order. Do you think the director's arrangement is unreasonable?"

"No! Absolutely not! Our director's arrangement has never been wrong! How can I question his decision! Absolutely not!" After the plaid suit expressed his position righteously, he blew rainbow fart for a long time flatteringly. .

The secretary ignored him and smiled at Joanna: "Miss Rickman, please follow me."

Joanna nodded, followed the secretary into the office in fear, and walked towards the office of the sub-bureau chief.

The secretary knocked on the door, then stepped aside to let Joanna in.

As soon as Joanna entered, she saw the person in charge of the administration department and Coulson sitting at the desk of the branch chief, leaving her with two hairs of varying thickness on the back of her head.

Aren't the activities of the Special Operations Department classified? !Is this a spot-on vest? !

Joanna stood there in fear, not knowing what to say.

Seeing Joanna come in, the branch chief raised his chin: "Are you Joanna Rickman?"

Hearing the words, the person in charge and Coulson turned their heads to look at Joanna.The person in charge had a cold face as usual, while Coulson had a teasing smile on his lips.

Joanna took two steps forward: "Hello, Director, Hello, Minister, uh..."

"I'm Phil Coulson."

"Hello, Mr. Coulson." Joanna said hello, and at the same time, she had already scolded countless mmp in her heart.

The chief of the branch very gentlemanly asked Joanna to sit down on the remaining empty chair.

"Miss Rickman, you have been working in the branch for four years?"

Joanna nodded: "Yes, sir. She has been working in the administration department since she came here and has been working until now."

"Didn't you get promoted during this period?" The bureau chief flipped through the thin stack of files on the table, his tone full of suspicion.

Joanna couldn't figure out what the leader meant.

These words... Are you planning to give her a promotion?Or liquidate her four years of mediocrity in her professional life?

If you can't guess the leader's intentions, you can honestly admit that you don't know anything!

Joanna strictly abided by the office rules, and said timidly: "Um, sir, I don't really understand... what you mean."

The bureau chief raised his head and gave Joanna a gentle smile: "Miss Rickman, don't be nervous. I don't mean anything else. It's just... By the way, this Mr. Coulson is actually from the Central Bureau. He came over there. Calling you here today has something to do with him."

Joanna suppressed the panic in her heart, and still put on an expression of ignorance: "General Administration?"

"Mr. Coulson has a task in hand, and he wants to borrow someone from our branch." The chief of the branch laughed, "Miss Rickman should be able to guess who it is?"

Is there anything else that can't be guessed? !This is simply putting the reference answer in front of people's eyes for others to copy!

Joanna didn't reply right away, she thought for a while before asking: "Mr. Coulson wants to borrow the head of our administration department?"

The three old foxes, each with their own ghosts, were taken aback.In the end, Coulson came back to his senses and asked with a smile, "Why do you say that?"

"Because our minister is very capable!" Joanna took advantage of the situation and was a rainbow fart.

The minister, who was flattered by his subordinates inexplicably, asked, "What do you want me to do?"

"Eh? The minister has gone to another post, won't there be a vacant post?"

#Your daydream is quite logical! #

The three old foxes didn't know how to complain, they just looked at Joanna with weird expressions.

Joanna smiled obsequiously at the three big brothers, lowered her head and said nothing.

The director of the sub-bureau has never seen such a sand sculpture employee. To be reasonable, this kind of sand sculpture will be stopped by his subordinates before he reaches the stairs of his office, okay?He originally thought that what Coulson called for would be a little witty ghost, but now it seems that he may be thinking too much.

No!wrong!Maybe this girl is not a sand sculpture, but a meticulous work!

A secret work from the General Administration!

Now that Coulson has no one under his command, he has to recall her?

right!It must be so!

The director leaned on his luxurious office chair and winked at the minister in front of him.The minister got the order, turned to Joanna and said, "Mr. Coulson wants you to help."

"Help?" Joanna looked surprised, "What can I... help?"

The minister looked back at the director, who looked at Coulson with a smile on his lips.

right!How can this sand sculpture help the Special Operations Department?

Even if she is not a sand sculpture, how can she help with a sand sculpture figure on her back?

The director took a lot of time to see how Coulson could make things right.

Coulson pursed his lips and shrugged: "I was a little worried before Miss Rickman came. Now I don't worry at all. My mission just needs a... sand sculpture with a clear mind like her."

The office suddenly fell into a great silence.

The minister and the director exchanged a look.

This guy just said "sand sculpture", right?

Are the people in the headquarters so straightforward?

Joanna stood up: "Sorry Chief, I have to go. This is so insulting!"

The chief didn't keep up with the direction of the script for a while, and said "eh" twice, but he didn't say a word of persuasion.

On the other hand, the minister on the side quickly stopped him: "Rickman, don't worry. Sit down. How can you put on a face for the director. He said you are a sand sculpture, so are you really a sand sculpture?"

#I understand the truth, but it sounds awkward to me! #

Joanna stood at the desk with a cold face and refused to sit down.

Coulson showed an innocent expression at the director: "I mean, I really need someone like Miss Rickman right now. I don't necessarily have to find her, can you find me another one?"

The second sand sculpture like this?

Both the director and the minister couldn't help shaking their heads.

Can't find it.

The overall situation is estimated to be like this, and I don't know what kind of gift was sent to the HR department to get in.

Coulson spread his hands: "That's it, lend me two days? Once the mission is over, I promise to return her and never poach her away."

The director looked at Coulson, then at Joanna, and finally asked tentatively, "How about...you take it away when you run out?"

Joanna:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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Joanna: No one like you!Arresting young men and insulting people!I'm quitting this job!

Coulson: You know all the secrets of S.H.I.E.L.D., so let's quit now... To be honest, I don't really want to start the cleanup process.

Joanna:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !