[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

When the adults are away, the children tear down the house.

The owner is not there, Erha demolishes the house.

The family's litter of little devil animals are very sensible, and Jeff, who is the most misbehaving, just likes to escape from prison. Plus there is a faceless owl watching, so there is no need to worry at all.

Stark was particularly relieved.

Rest assured that I was busy from getting up in the morning to the meeting, and didn't go home until after four o'clock in the afternoon.

As a result, before reaching the living room, the smart housekeeper popped up the panel and gave him a series of abnormal reminders, but the level was not high, so he didn't hit him in the face at that time.

Stark stopped at the door of the living room, looked at a series of surveillance cameras with abnormally unclear black screen prompts, and began to think about what happened inside. There was no problem with the system, and there was no problem with the power supply. The black screen was irregular and seemed to be blocked, but why? They want the main camera?

Is it possible that Naqi nest sleeps there?

Stark recalled it, and felt that it was unlikely, there was no place to nest nearby.

So what's going on here?

Full of confusion in his heart, Stark took a deep breath, fully prepared to see the murder scene, and stretched out his hand to push open the door.

……

door.

Not being pushed away.

???

Stark looked at the door in surprise, put in more effort, but still didn't push it open.

"Honey? Someone open the door." He boldly shouted inside.

At this time, the inside did respond to him.

Stark could clearly hear the sound of something rustling and crawling on the back of the door panel, which made him get goosebumps all over his body. He couldn't help but look outside to make sure that the sun was still hanging in the sky. with.

Then the door opened by itself.

"... What are you doing dear?"

Stark was dumbfounded.

A whole house, a whole house of vines covered the whole house!

Stark opened his mouth blankly, but didn't make a sound, but the complaints in his mind had already begun to be jumbled, as if some punctuation was missing in the middle.

It can be seen how big a blow this was to him.

The well-behaved baby in my mind all the time, "other people's child", today!Actually when he is not around!The house is demolished!And it's indescribable!

He was more worried that it was some kind of bad sign.

"Honey? Is the living canal looking too monotonous, or is the lunch left at noon not tasty?"

Stark tried to enter the room and tried to find Natch.The watch on his hand began to change, and it was clasped in the entire palm, opening a device that could emit an air shock.

"Nach?"

"Meow." Naqi responded to him.

The little black cat jumped down from a high place, and landed firmly in the arms of the Twolegs who was obviously relieved.

Stark refused to admit that his heart stopped with fright.

Jeff also rushed over, climbed up Stark's shoulder along Stark's trouser leg, and yelled "Jie Jie" in Stark's ear. The eardrums of the people who screamed began to hurt. It grabbed it, closed it with its free hand, and clamped Natch in the same hand.

Obviously Stark is still on alert.

Natch raised his head and rubbed his face with the tip of his nose, signaling that he didn't need to be nervous.

ZKR also came over and stood obediently at Stark's feet.

And Stark also saw the Faceless Owl behind the bar.

The refrigerator in this living room is behind the bar. That space is not enough to fit such a big owl, even if it is very thin and long. After all, if a bird walks with its claws, it basically needs to slightly spread its wings to assist in balance. , there is definitely not enough space behind the bar.

Therefore, the Faceless Owl is squatting on the bar.

"...what are you doing, Slender?"

The Faceless Owl was the only one in the group that didn't have an accurate name, so Stark gave it a nickname, and the Faceless Owl didn't resist, he should call it whatever he wanted.

Now too.

The Faceless Owl turned his face away, then paused with his head down, motioning for the underside of the bar.

Stark looked suspiciously.

After getting along with each other for a few days, he is no longer so afraid of this weird owl, but he is still under great psychological pressure watching it, especially when it makes that kind of panning movement, it is so weird that it makes people's throat tighten .

"Okay, let me see."

With the cat in his arms, Stark gained infinite power and leaned over cautiously.Then, he saw a "Captain America" ​​sitting on the ground.

Stark's first reaction was, wasn't Steven called away?

And immediately reacted.

If it was Steven, how could he be trapped by the Faceless Owl.

"Loki!"

Stark tells the truth.

Loki, who felt that he must have been unlucky for eighteen lifetimes today, looked at him sadly, and lifted the disguise. As the green light flashed and faded, the disguise disappeared.

With two sharp horns on his head, Loki drove away the Faceless Owl, stood up, and said with a serious face: Is there something wrong?Ants.

The Faceless Owl fluttered to the side with a pair of huge wings.

"Well, I know the story," Stark replied with a showy expression, "The lost Bambi was caught by the scary tentacle monster, huh? What's next?"

His tone was full of embarrassment, wishing to show off to the world what a wonderful litter of animals he had raised.

look!They even captured the evil god Loki!

Loki: ...Suddenly began to wonder if there was something wrong with this ant's brain.

The direction Stark turned was towards the door, and he happened to meet ZKR who was staying in place. Baichai looked at him with a blank crying face mask showing no emotion.

Stark: ...All right.ZKR cannot be expected to applaud him at times like this.

It is said that it was due to the incidental problems caused by Naqi's operation. After ZKR was cut off from the ability to actively absorb human fear, his emotions were also wiped clean.

Instead of turning into a blank sheet of paper or a newborn baby, as Nach said.

In the past few days, with the help of Batman, Faceless Owl told them many things.

For example, ZKR's original body is actually a collection of fears. It grows stronger by the fear and imagination of eating intelligent creatures. It likes the pure emotions of children, so it mostly takes the appearance of a clown in an amusement park.

Unlike other Dimos, ZKR can hardly control himself. He will cry when he is weak, and will start to plunder when he becomes stronger after eating, and his appearance will change according to the thinking mode of the devoured object.

Such a special existence is unique.

Therefore, after discovering the other party, Natch started treatment and research on it, and tried to compress it, "controllable" and "harmless", and the result of the compression was a weird and exaggerated clown mask .

Later, in order to facilitate the restriction of guarding, Naqi sewed it on the current dog carcass specially made by Naqi.

Stark recalled what Natch had told Batman and them.

Strictly speaking, the little black cat didn't lie to them.

It just omitted a lot of things it didn't think were important, and only made a brief explanation of some of them.

Stark is not angry, and Natch is not obliged to report to them, as long as it does not violate their rules, it will be fine.I just don't know if Batman has a black puffer fish who is irritated into bat ears.

"OK, you continue to look at him like this, I'll find a container to hold him."

Stark wondered if there was anything on his side that could lock Loki. Although he had the "Anti-Cthulhu Armor" that had just been released, he didn't prepare the "Cthulhu Containment Cans"

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Faceless Owl spelling: [He has invaded your home, if you want to ask me for help, I am completely willing to help you expel him or imprison him. 】

Stark blinked: "Why didn't you just do it?"

【This is your home. 】The Faceless Owl tilted his head.

"Oh dear, this is also..."

"Meow!"

A sharp cat meow prevented Stark from finishing his sentence. Stark was taken aback, and looked at Naqi in his arms: "What's the matter, baby? Jealous?"

Natch shook his head, meowing softly to convey his meaning.

Can't let it join your "family".

For creatures like them, those restrictions and rules are often followed consciously rather than enforced. Naturally, their rules often do not have too many detailed parts. Most of them are superficial and simple, easy to understand, and there are many loopholes. How far you comply depends entirely on your will.

So many things are also subtle.

Narch raised his head and pawed at Stark's chin, beckoning him to remember that.

"Meow." Don't invite us to join humans.

Stark looked at Naqi, then at Faceless Owl, and found that Faceless Owl was still looking at him with its head tilted at 45 degrees, without any emotion.

Loki, on the other hand, was amused by this.

"This kitten likes you quite a bit, don't you have a unique skill for handling cats?"

"It's just that my aesthetics is a little stronger than your beetle's tentacles." Stark resolutely snapped back, but he didn't mean to be sarcasm or angry, but more like a child bickering.

Loki was surprised by this. He looked carefully at Stark, then at Naqi, and then at the creatures in the room, and the expression on his face became even more strange.

"How long have you been living with these things?"

"Super long enough to make you jealous."

Stark put Jeff into Nacky's arms, and then held up Nacky's PP, letting him hold the hamster in his arms and roll it into a fur ball. It was soft and warm, and the fluffy feel was great.Stark let out a satisfied sigh, lowered his head and sucked, the hamster and the cat sucked together, double the satisfaction.

Jeff let out a disgusted "Hang Chi".

Natch patted the top of Stark's head with a meat pad, but didn't really protest.

Loki felt incredible.

"This is not a good creature. You have lived together for a long time and you haven't gone crazy?"

"Actually, Natch cured me." Stark raised his head slightly, with a "jealous?" expression on his face.

"...No, I'm not jealous." It's better to seriously think about how to leave when you have this jealous time.However, his eyeballs rolled around, and he had some other thoughts, and he spread his hands at Stark, "Coincidentally, I have no place to go now, so I might as well condescend to stay here temporarily."

"what?"

The topic turned a little too fast, Stark didn't keep up with Rocky's rhythm, and was almost thrown out by a sharp turn, with a confused look on his face.

Loki was looking at Nucky.

"My brother will find it, right?" Then, with a big smile, "How fun."

Although he didn't know what the other party wanted to play, Stark didn't dare to bet on the character of the evil god and the trick god, so he pulled and pulled from his warehouse to temporarily remove the energy stack on the "anti-evil god armor". It was originally designed to simulate the suppression device of Asgard, and it has a critical strike effect on Asgardians.

Stark used it as a source of energy to create a makeshift "glass jar" and filled Loki with it after an hour of testing.

Look at the time, a total of 3 hours.

Stark opened himself a bottle of champagne.

What a genius does is to fly fast, there is no way.

The author has something to say: "doing things" has been typed seven times and it has become "death", as if the world is complaining_(:з"∠)_