[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

In broad daylight, around 3:[-] in the afternoon, Stark was probably on his way back, and everyone else had gone out, and a bunch of small animals were rolling around in the house.

"Cuckoo."

The Faceless Owl landed next to Naqi.

Naqi curled up into a ball, lying on his stomach with a farmer's bag in his hand, and looked back at it: "Meow?"

"Goo."

It's been a long time since I met a life form that caught your attention, Naqi.But I still want to remind you that even if he is not a "human being", you cannot cut him open at will.

The Faceless Owl seems to have some psychological shadows on his little love for Naqi, and he doesn't think that the Twolegs' warning alone can make him restrain himself, so he came to say it again in person.

"Meow."

Unless that Asgardian asks me to.

Naqi raised his head and yawned lazily with a "meow".The afternoon sun keeps the cat awake, but it likes to just bask in the sun.

For this reason, Stark deliberately moved his cat's litter to the side of the window with the best sunlight.

At this time, Naqi is nesting on the pad, and ZKR is nesting on the edge of the pad.

The Faceless Owl tilted its head.

It looked at ZKR nestled next to Naqi, looked at Naqi again, then shook off its soft feathers, walked over with a "cuckoo", squatted down under Naqi's unbelievable gaze, Cover them both in one breath.

ZKR arched his head out, resting his chin on the edge of the cat's nest.

Natch quit.

Under the belly of the faceless owl, it kicked its hoof up desperately.

For birds, warmth and avoiding exposure to the sun are the best nests. The Faceless Owl does not understand why Naqi likes to expose his whole body to the sun, but this does not prevent the Faceless Owl from keeping itself in the sun according to the habits of birds. Like things hatch.

Natchi was furious.

Amidst a series of "meow——!" and constant "whoosh" warnings, Jeff the Killer Rat finally gnawed open the plastic trough, and got out of the feeding hole, completing today's prison escape.

"Jie Jie!"

Jeff was chattering badly.

It swished and slid down the table legs, its small claws were very sharp, leaving a few long white marks on the metal table legs, it spun to the ground, then aimed at the direction of the refrigerator, and rushed over.

The Faceless Owl is like the manager here, and immediately released its tentacles to chase after it. However, Jeff ignored this old-fashioned owl at all, and ran forward desperately, just like an action blockbuster with top-notch special effects, it shook its round belly , running back and forth among the pitch-black vines and tentacles, jumping and rolling, narrowly dodging deadly entanglements again and again.

It overcame difficulties and obstacles, and finally reached the end of the dawn.

refrigerator!

"Jie Jie!!!" Laughing wildly!

Jeff rushed up, bumped into the top of the refrigerator, and began to thrash.

However, its small claws obviously couldn't open the door of the refrigerator, so it crawled along the side, climbed up to the top of the refrigerator one by one, and hid its round body in the groove of the upper handrail, quietly waiting for the arrival of humans. Open the door for it.

Faceless Owl: ...

Naqi got out from under the belly of the faceless owl, side by side with ZKR's head, one black and one white, watching Jeff as a demon.

"Meow." Sooner or later, he was hammered to death by Stark.

"Jie Jie Jie!" I am happy!

The Faceless Owl didn't care about it either, and lowered its head and put Naqi and ZKR back under his stomach one by one with a flat face, covered them well, and then turned his head under his wings.

Ordinary owls seem to be unable to do this action, and they sleep with their necks curled up.

But who made the faceless owl have a long neck? It can even turn its head from the left to the back, rubbing against the feathers on the back. wing.

But recently it has added a new option - Steven.

Steven likes to stroke the faceless owls very much, and the method is more careful than Damian's. There is no such problem.

"Cuckoo."

The Faceless Owl hooted and began to take a lunch break.

This is like a "good dream" signal, and other small animals have also fallen asleep one after another.

……

15 minute later.

……

"Ding."

The sound of the elevator arriving.

Which Twolegs should be back?

The little animals fell into a drowsy sleep and didn't even intend to wake up.

Only Jeff shook his Madoka's body and was ready in an instant.

When the Twolegs first come back, they like to shave something from the refrigerator, have some iced drinks or simply feel the attack of the cold air, this is the best opportunity for Jeff!

It's move in ready!

footsteps.

One click, and the rules are loud again, sounding like Steven's or Bucky's boots.The question is, doesn't Steven wear normal sneakers at home?

Naqi wanted to raise his head to take a look, but when he opened his eyes, the fur of the faceless owl's belly almost pierced the cat's eyes. He became depressed immediately and started kicking wildly.

The Faceless Owl ignored it, steadfastly covering a cat and a dog, and shortened its head, retracting it into the neck hair. Watching Captain America walk in, the two sides looked at each other, and Captain America was obviously stunned.

He just stared at the animals in the room, as if he was about to have an affair but found that his husband was at home.

Naqi and ZKR kicked the faceless owl's belly one after another, and wanted to come out to see what was going on, but the faceless owl did not relax the pressure on them, but gently entangled them both with its tentacles. .

Naqi: ...It makes meow very angry.

Captain America looked at the Faceless Owl for a while, then slowly looked away. He looked around the room. It has been transformed beyond recognition. The dog frisbee is in the corner, and Hawkeye's stronghold has become A real bird's nest was added, the refrigerator was tripled, and a special freezer was added, as well as a cat's nest, a living channel and a fully transparent fish tank.

"Honey, that's awesome." Captain America gasped, "What kind of mutant animal are you?"

What he said was obviously a bit off-kilter, it was a very careless lie, obviously just trying to fool the Faceless Owl, or reach a consensus of ignoring each other.

The Faceless Owl answered him, just looking at him with an empty face.

"..."

The two sides looked at each other for a while, and Captain America tried to move forward a little bit. Seeing that the Faceless Owl didn't react much, he just continued to use his empty face to follow his movement and make a slight turn.

Seeing that the weird owl had no intention of attacking, and did not intend to make any noise, Captain America relaxed and walked towards the refrigerator. His steps were lighter than Steven's, with a strange grace and elegance. At the same time, the steps are slightly larger, with invisible aggression.

Maybe looking for a bottle to drink, or something else, this Captain America opened the refrigerator door.

Jeff swayed, and continued to use his silver-gray protective color to disguise himself as a part of the refrigerator. Doudou peeked at Captain America, buried it in his belly, and turned his back into a uniform dough color.

Captain America, on the other hand, was not in a hurry to get something. He squinted his eyes, stretched out his hand happily, and swayed in the air, drawing the past row after row. It was obviously carefully selected. After carefully searching the inventory here, he finally After selecting the target, he stretched out his claws towards the box of pudding in the bottom row.

!!!

Jeff felt that this was intolerable.

"Jie——!!!"

The hamster laughed sharply, the whole group shrunk a bit, and then bounced towards Captain America's face. It stretched its limbs to the maximum, trying to disguise itself as a sugar glider.

However it is not.

So it fell straight down after throwing a distance of a few centimeters.

Under the dumbfounded gaze of Captain America, "Paji" landed on the floor, quickly got up and rushed to the lowest floor, which was specially modified so that it could reach the height of its claws, and hugged Pudding.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!" This is my pudding!

Captain America, who was in a squatting state, was taken aback by this sudden situation. He stepped back and sat down on the floor, narrowly dodging the hamster's floor cannon attack.

"What is this..." Captain America was taken aback, and then choked.

The Faceless Owl stretched its neck and looked in the direction of the refrigerator.

"It seems that you have discovered me?" Captain America cursed in a low voice, and then complained in a low voice: "Where did the group of ants provoke such a thing? I didn't expect that anyone other than collectors would dare to keep it." This thing."

"Goo." The Faceless Owl called again.

Its neck is longer.

The light of the day could not cover its shadow, and the middle part of the owl's neck seemed to be torn because it was stretched too far, and the tentacles entangled with each other, connecting the two stretched necks together, like an extension device.

Captain America held his breath.

"You are awesome." He praised without distraction, his tone was frivolous, but his eyes turned slightly left and right, obviously thinking about how to get out of here, "Even among the many horror stories in Asgard, you can't find it." A beauty comparable to you."

Like Thor, he doesn't have a strong resistance to these creatures, but he doesn't like them very much either.

The Faceless Owl had already revealed his abilities, so he stopped pretending. Jeff, who kicked off and was still screaming and trying to poke the sole of his shoe with a knife, propped himself up, and looked at the Faceless Owl.

"Go away, I know your rules, you can't attack other creatures without special circumstances, and this is not your home, before the master asks for help, you have no right to do anything to defend it."

His words were full of contempt, and his expression was arrogant, as if this was just his own back garden, and the others were just the guests he allowed to stay temporarily.

"Get out of the way now, I'm still busy." He obviously had a purpose, and his eyes turned around the room.

"Cuckoo." I didn't need to move my hands.

The down feathers on the faceless owl's cheeks trembled slightly, and countless tentacles spread out, covering the walls, glass, doors, and even the sewer and air conditioner openings inside the room.

The entire room is completely covered by its tentacles.

This "Captain America" ​​was dumbfounded.

Oh, ok, nice job.

This really doesn't count as the Faceless Owl attacking him, it just sealed off this room, and the owner here must have tacitly agreed that they can play around in their own room.

"Goo."