[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

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Don't ask why you have to bathe the devil's kitten, you just want to experience the "fun" of washing cats.

【Actually, the weather is too hot...】

The day was fine.

No, not sunny.

The sun was shining brightly, and the ground was scorching hot. Many places began to take high-temperature holidays. Even Naqi, who loved to bask in the sun in the afternoon, hid in the house.

Just look at Stark hooking his fingertips at it.

For the past two days, it has been enjoying the sunbathing and air-conditioning in the Stark Tower. It is living a beautiful life. At this time, it didn't think much about it. It hopped over with its little paws, and then was hugged.

"Meow?" Naqi rubbed skillfully.

Unexpectedly, Stark picked it up suddenly, and walked to the bathroom with wind under his feet.

As soon as he entered, he found Bruce, Steven, and Bucky were there.

Natch looked puzzled.

"Take off the cloak, it's time for us to take a shower." Bruce smiled silently.

bath?

It reminded of the Magneto who dared to shoot cats.

Natch shook his head vigorously.

It doesn't get dusty!

Why take a shower? ? ?

Naqi fell into confusion, staring at the group of two-legged beasts with wide-open golden eyes. The lack of lighting made the black pupils dilate and become round balls, appearing very innocent.

Under the control of the cat's instinct on the animal side, Natch instinctively wanted to run.

Naqi has the nature of a cat, no one expects it to be willing to take a bath obediently, everyone has been prepared, the moment the little black cat leaps up, Bucky has quick eyes and quick hands, stretches out his hand in mid-air and strokes its hind legs with just enough force , Steven stretched out his hand in front, and a black cat fell into his arms.

The moment Naqi fell on all fours, he wanted to turn over and jump up again.

Steven and Bucky have been cooperating for many years, and they have been prepared for a long time. With a flick of their hand, it is like when a bird is prevented from taking off. With a state of descent, Nucky instantly loses the supporting pedal, and the whole cat goes down. Fall, take-off failed.

Natch rolled in Steven's arms, a little dazed.

"Meow~" a soft cry.

I don't have to take a shower.

The kitten seems to be [-] copies of well-behaved.

Steven suddenly softened.

"Old Popsicle, at this time you have to use your strengths and hold on."

Stark kindly reminded.While talking, he stirred the water, indicating that the temperature was just right.

At this time, Naqi noticed that a shallow layer of clear water had been placed in the bathtub next to him.

It was a large enough bathtub, and it was dragged to the center of the bathroom, so it was convenient for several of them to reach out from all directions at the same time.

Bruce held Damian's special soap for animal bathing in his hand, and stood aside with his arms around his chest, as if he was indifferent to the world: "I still don't understand, why reject Superman?"

"Then can we still get cats?" Stark asked angrily.

As for the man of steel who is obviously a cat control, just give the cat a quick massage in the basin, and it's over, and it's not afraid of being scratched or bumped, what else can they do?

Bucky, who was stroking and comforting with Naqi in his arms, came over.

"Come on, try to check the temperature." Stark's voice was particularly gentle.

Naqi, who was listening, suddenly wondered whether these two-legged beasts had finally become a little crazy under the influence of the imperceptible other-dimensional aura because they stayed with it for too long.

Then it was put into the water.

The moment his paws touched the water, Natch retracted his four paws.

It is not afraid of water, and it will not drown when it sinks to the bottom.

If anything, it doesn't really resist water.

just plain...

The inexplicable excitement of these two professors is really scary.

This made Naqi flustered inexplicably.

Although it can even break through the wall and escape if it is in a hurry, but considering the soaring mental value of the Two-legged beasts, Naqi chose another method after a moment of entanglement, "Miwu" screamed, pitifully .

Bucky looked sideways at Natch's retracted four paws, seemingly helpless.He has nothing to do with cats, and he happened to be on duty today, so he was arrested as a strong man, and Naqi couldn't do it when he started calling him.

Bucky looked at Steven, but Steven had already begun to feel compassion. This old popsicle was originally instigated by Stark to do something, so he went to see Stark at this time.

Stark blinked innocently, "Why should I be the bad guy?", and chose to look at Bruce.

Bruce: ...

Why on earth are you doing this?

The boss showed a disgusted expression.

So Naqi was changed into Bruce's hands, still shrunk into a tight ball, his golden eyes were full of water mist, poor one.

"You're not afraid of water at all, what are you calling so miserable?" Bruce showed Batman's ruthlessness, "It's just a bath, you want to cool off in summer, don't you?"

Natch was moved.

It tried to poke its feet out and rubbed against the water surface, which felt a little cool.

This temperature is definitely not acceptable for ordinary cats, but Naqi will not catch a cold, so he can enjoy the coolness to his heart's content.

So it dropped, stepping on the bottom of the tub, shaking under the breathless gazes of the Twolegs.

The cloak disappeared, turning into a black mist that belonged to Narch himself.

A complete black cat appeared in front of everyone.

"Oh...you are so beautiful, dear." Stark was not stingy with his praise.

Steven also expressed his affirmation: "You must be the most beautiful cat I have ever seen."

Bucky nodded.

And Bruce said: "You are the most beautiful black pearl in the world, little guy."

Natch: ...the last one is not available.

And shook his hair vigorously, as if he was trying to shake off the goosebumps.

The kitten's paws stepped in the water.Unlike ordinary cats, Naqi didn't accept his fate or jump up again. He moved his paw and slapped water on the faces of these two-legged beasts.

And let out a disgusted "meow".

Bruce, who was the first to bear the brunt, took 80% of the damage and wiped his face.

Soap is ready.

Stark leaned forward from the other side, pouring water on the little black cat's back.

The shiny black fur was gradually wetted.

Steven and Bucky went around to the opposite side, splashing water together.

Natch narrowed his eyes.

The water flowed over the top of its head, and when its ears slumped, it flowed down to its neck, and its body shrank into a ball silently. The tail hanging in the water was completely soaked, listless and motionless.

Steven's broad palm brought a small handful of water to its neck, kneaded it carefully, and wet the fur there, while Bucky checked the temperature of the air conditioner to ensure that the room would not be too cold.

Naqi squinted his eyes from being rubbed, almost becoming a slit.

"Wurr", "Wurr" in the throat.

"It seems quite comfortable?" Bucky asked in a low voice, almost lip-syncing.

Stark couldn't read the lips at all, and rolled his eyes straight.

On the contrary, Bruce nodded slightly, and also said with his lips: "It seems that as long as the method is soft enough, it still likes it."

Naqi turned his head to the side, and the hair on his ears was also slumped, but Steven's hand was steady enough, and his control was excellent, and no drops of water entered Naqi's ears.

That's why the kitten didn't mean to protest for the time being.

Bruce began to try to rub the kitten's belly, two or three times.

"Get down on the ground and try it." And coaxed.

There's nothing wrong with getting down, of course.

But lying in the water is a bit of a problem.

Naqi curled his tail and thought seriously.

lie?

Still not lying down?

The little black cat hesitated.

For the group of bigwigs present in various senses, no rejection equals an opportunity, so Stark began to persuade with temptation:

"I'll froth your milk later, Stark produces a milk frother, it's super good."

Natch shook his ears.

Bruce immediately added more chips: "There is also cheese cookie Napoleon cake, produced by Ah Fu."

Natch shook his ears again.

Steven and Bucky looked at each other, and Bucky said, "Actually, I know a drink about honey and milk, it's very good, want to try it?"

Honey?

milk?

Naqi let out a hoarse "grunt" voice, as if warning the group of two-legged beasts to keep their word, and saw it squatting reservedly into a round cat group, then moved its front paws forward, and its body Get down on your stomach and immerse your stomach in the water.

Cool feeling.

The little black cat curled its tail and looked good.

The four of them exchanged glances back and forth, and quickly started to wet the little black cat thoroughly. After that, Bruce took out the soap and began to apply and lather.

The white foam is fine and soft.

With the spread of the water waves, the entire bathtub is soft white, as if it is full of creamy bubbles.

The materials used by Damian are very high-end, and it is said that it is fine to lick them in.

Naqi squinted his eyes and looked at the white foam that fell on the tip of his nose, a small ball of white, as if it still felt a little elastic.

It couldn't hold back any of it, and stretched out the tip of its tongue to curl up on the tip of its own nose, and licked it.

"...Meow?" It actually tastes like bananas? ? ?

Naqi is suspicious of Miaosheng.

It licked again.

Steven, who was watching, couldn't help patting the cat's head, and said in a low voice, "Don't eat too much." Although it is edible, it feels strange to eat soap bubbles.

Natch turned his head away, raised his paw and continued to lick.

This time it was Bucky who grabbed its lower jaw and kept it from bowing its head.

"Why don't you get an Elizabeth ring?" Bucky, who has recently learned a lot about raising animals, asked in a low voice, "Is there such a thing here?"

"Yes, there is..." Stark blinked, and changed his words decisively under Naqi's gaze: "No, no, no, it doesn't exist, how could there be such a vicious thing as Elizabeth Circle in my house."

In fact, Natch has scratched dozens of Elizabeth circles.

Those were originally prepared together when ordering. At that time, Stark didn't know Natch, and treated him as a special kitten.

Later, knowing the various characteristics of Naqi, I felt that it didn't matter if it was scratched, and I didn't continue to fill it up.

Of course, a stock or two survived in the corner.

Stark looked at the ceiling.

He didn't think it was his fault. Who would have known from the very beginning that his kitten was so powerful that he couldn't use the Elizabeth circle?

Nach's beard twitched, shaking off a drop of water.

"Meow?" You really stayed?

"It does not matter."

Stark is Stark after all, calmly continued rubbing bubbles for the cat, scratching, washing, scratching, picking up the cat's tail and stroking it around, smearing it with white bubbles.

Naqi flicked his tail impatiently, and violently pulled it to the surface of the water, splashing a circle of water droplets.

Bruce, who was innocently affected, wiped his face again.

"It's time to flush." ​​If you masturbate again, you will be bald.

"Shh-"

The shower head in the soft mode sprays fine and gentle water droplets.

Bruce tried the temperature himself, it was slightly cool, just right.

Steven reached down and removed the cork to empty the water in the bathtub. At the same time, Bucky took over the shower head and poured water around the bathtub, flushing away the bubbles everywhere, and the clear water flowed to Naqi's feet, successfully Diverted the little black cat's attention.

Pull and pull.

The little black cat is playing with water.

Bucky took the opportunity to splash the water on it.