[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

Yaya stopped being angry after "嘤嘤嘤".

After a while, a group of killer whales accepted the call, sprinting from nowhere, having fun in various ways.

This is not a small group, ranging from old mothers to cubs, sucking around a group of Twolegs, and the Twolegs are also generously sucking back.

In just half an hour, the three Dick, Jason, and Damian were addicted to the killer whale riding meeting.

Tim sat in the cockpit, looking silently through the glass at the little killer whale cubs screaming at him below.

"Don't think about it, I won't go down."

Suspecting that the other party was actually saying "You little idiot who can't swim", Naqi fell silent.

This brood of killer whales seems to be with Yaya often, and they also tend to have a fragrant breath in their mouths.However, Tim has always been too lazy to prove to the other party that he can swim, and Naqi did not help translate.

The little killer whale has a high IQ, but it doesn't understand the innumerable twists and turns in the human brain, so it immediately misunderstood it.

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

The chirping little killer whale seemed to be asking: Why are you ignoring me?

Tim still ignored it.

The orca calf started circling the seaplane.

Back and forth, it stirred up circles of white waves, and even called his brothers and sisters to chime together, and circled repeatedly. Yaya immediately became interested, rushed over to boo, and even started to push the seaplane.

"?!"

The plane shook violently.

Naqi was stunned, and subconsciously grabbed the cushion, leaving neat scratches.

Natch: ...

He moved his body and silently covered it.

Tim, who was fiddling with his laptop, poked his head out and froze for a moment.

There are at least seven or eight killer whales around the seaplane, and there are many adult males of considerable size. If any one leaps up, it can completely overturn the plane.

"What's wrong with you?" Tim reluctantly opened the co-pilot's hatch.Looking down at Yaya, the leader, he asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

Yaya, who was trying to speed up the circle, stirred the water waves and brought the seaplane around, finally stopped, stood upright in front of him, and waved hello.

"Hey~~" Let's play together~~

Tim: "I don't have any fish jerky."

"Hey!" I said, come down and play!

Tim: "I told you that there are no dried fish, so don't you guys eat dolphins?"

[It turned out that he not only failed the cat language, but also had poor reception of animal signals. 】

Xi Ke has learned a lot of human vocabulary recently, and he makes complaints about it in a decent way.

[Isn't it. ] Naqi sighed.

Yaya also realized that he could not communicate with this human being at all.

This Dimo, who is disguised as a killer whale every day, flicked his tail and used his bad brain. It dived down, "chirping, whining" and screaming, encouraging the surrounding killer whales. Then they came to an agreement.

"What are they going to do?"

Tim suddenly had a premonition of foreboding.

Naqi poked his head out and looked down. Its whale language is not very good. Most of it is just the intuition of the animal part. Now the sound has been disturbed by the bubbles in the water, and the little black cat can't guess it. Concrete meaning.

But Naqi is not worried, Yaya is harmless no matter how much he needs to be beaten, and he will not take the initiative to harm humans.

The seaplane wobbled a couple more times, and Tim put his hand on the ceiling, feeling a sharp jolt for a moment.

"what……?"

Before he could fully utter his question, the surrounding scenery suddenly began to retreat. At first it was almost unrecognizable, and then it continued to accelerate.

The seaplane also stopped vibrating and became smoother, as if it was gliding on normal water.

Tim looked down at the system panel to confirm that the seaplane was still "parked".

Then he pokes his head out to find the pod of orcas prancing around the seaplane, and after a "WTF" exclamation, he sees his brothers and Bruce.

Also surrounded by killer whales, this group of black and white sea elves pushed them onto the seaplane.

"Is this kidnapping or something???"

Jason could be heard cursing from afar.

And ZKR.

This is the first time Tim has seen ZKR use its ability to track directions.

It stepped on the surface of the water, swimming as fast as flying in the real sense, the dog planing speed was so fast that it pulled out a water line, and soon surpassed two or three killer whales, and rushed to Jie under the dumbfounded gaze of the slugs. Sen's side.

"I think it's a good trip?" Dick was laughing, not minding it at all.

Bruce climbed into the plane first, glanced back, and sat in the driver's seat.

Tim looked at his old father who had become a drowned bat, and asked obediently, "Start it?"

"It's okay." Bruce's face was gloomy, and his eyes were fixed on the floating and receding fabric fragments on the sea.

Orcas won't hurt them.

The problem is that Tim doesn't think Bruce's heart is going to be safe.

Bruce scanned the back seat and saw the innocent Naqi and Siko squatting obediently, Dick and Jason huddled together, and ZKR who had just caught up was shaking his fur.

Damian?

I had a great time playing with killer whales outside. They were dressed in uniform, hunched over with equipment, swam 50 miles alone, and then went ashore to fight the enemy, so there was no need to worry.

"Where's the Faceless Owl?"

"Are you looking at your luggage...?" Dick wasn't sure.

The movement of the seaplane is still accelerating, and passengers can even feel a thrust that firmly fixes their bodies on the seat.

"Are they trying to make us take off in place?" Jason complained.

"Strictly speaking, this is not a 'stationary' takeoff." Tim complained.

Dick: "Is it just me who thinks it's funny?"

Jason & Tim: "Yes."

childish ghost.

Natchy hopped onto Bruce's lap and squatted down, muttering to himself, and lay down.

Killer whales are tireless. They are very group-oriented and will not leave any of their companions behind. They are born to migrate across the ocean with the old, weak, sick and disabled in the group. Now it is just one more seaplane. Not a burden.

From dusk to the darkening of the sky, it returned to pitch black.

Soon Damian also began to feel tired and was sent back to the seaplane. A group of Twolegs began to fall asleep after dinner. When they recovered, the surrounding scenery had changed.

"Does this sea area look familiar?" Tim pointed to the distant coastline, "Isn't that Gotham?"

Fuck these orcas are pushing them back to Gotham.

The killer whale sent them to the abandoned port of Gotham Bay.

Bruce gets a headache looking at this, it's the criminal's favorite passage.

"Send us over there." He pointed the group of killer whales in another direction. Wayne's house was backed by a rocky cliff, and it was not impossible for them to climb up.

Arrived at the place, Yaya was still barking "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep". Angrily, Naqi almost jumped down to fight him again, but this time Bruce hugged him, satisfied Yaya looked at the angry little black cat, and happily swam away.

During the unprotected climb, Jason carried a ZKR on his back and still had the energy to have fun there.

"I should have gone to the port just now, and asked Faceless Owl to help us get a set of bat equipment, and then record a short video. Tsk tsk, Batman actually took the common passage of criminals." I am flattered.

Bruce crawled at the bottom, looked up at the top, and glanced sharply. Jason didn't look back, pretending not to know.

Dick on top has climbed to the top.He poked his head out and said, "Actually, it's not that I haven't been there. I'll check the video data for you later."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pulled Tim up behind him.

Jason gave a thumbs up.

"What about our luggage?" That's all Tim cares about.

"Cuckoo-"

The sound of an owl.

Damian stood firm almost at the same time as Jason, and when Bruce also stood firm, the Faceless Owl appeared through the air without warning, flapped its wings and landed under the moonlight, with everyone's luggage attached.

Tim got his spare laptop PAD regulator and other equipment in good condition, and happily gave Faceless Owl a big hug.

Knowing that the little red bird didn't call animals, the Faceless Owl, who hadn't interacted much, puffed up his feathers, suddenly felt a little flattered, and subconsciously put his face against it.

It's like plaster...

Tim was taken aback by the cold texture that penetrated into the bone marrow, and rubbed it motionless.

The night was dark enough at this time, the old butler drove to pick up people with a tired face, looked at a bunch of sleepers, and then looked at his master.

"It's a good thing you know you're back." A sincere smile?

Bruce turned his head away, concentrating on admiring the scenery outside the window.

This section happened to pass through a forest. Tonight, the moonlight was dim, and the shadows of the trees in the forest were mottled, and there was a lot of ghosts outside.

The old butler also glanced at him, and made no emotional comments: "This time out has had a great impact on the master, and even the aesthetics have been 'improved'. Maybe I should make a note in the butler's diary."

"No." Bruce's face was dark, and he was a little embarrassed.

While it's unlikely that the Wayne family will have another butler, the butler's log is likely to be handed over to the next Batman, which at present appears to be Damian Wayne.

Even a thick-skinned Bruce could not accept being ashamed in front of his son.

The old butler said "Hum", and said "follow the master's order" insincerely.

They went home.

Except for Tim, everyone wore sea salt all over their heads and did nothing else when they got home. They immediately went back to their houses to take a shower.

Natch went back to his room too.

In the room with the beautiful cat paw prints, there is a special "Naki" number plate on the door.

It looked out through the window, and could see the woods of Wayne's house and the faint wall in the woods.

About half an hour later, there was a knock on the door.

"Meow." Come in.

It was Bruce who opened the door.

"That killer whale disrupted our original plan," Bruce said.

Holding a glass of liquid, which seemed to be fruit juice, he also walked to the large French windows, and looked outside with Naqi. Because the street lights were not turned on, from a human perspective, he could only see the darkness in the courtyard, but it was far away. The moonlight is more realistic.

"Meow?" That doesn't matter, does it?

Bruce was a little absent-minded tonight, the level of cat language dropped, and he snorted: "Huh?"

However, Naqi was also a little absent-minded, so he didn't expand his influence, but turned on the projection input: [That doesn't matter, right? 】

"Never mind?" Bruce asked.

[I originally planned to say that I would 'come back'. 】

Bruce was stunned for this, and asked again: "But now this choice has been crossed out, and we have gone home."

【yes. 】Nach tilted his head to look at him, as if asking him: Then?

[So what is your choice? 】

Bruce asked.

Dick asked, maybe Jason asked before, Siko and the others asked about the same thing, and now, Bruce also ran to its face to ask about it.

Natch is somewhat innocent and understandable at the same time.

Human beings are fragile and sensitive.

Even tempered glass, isn't it "glass"?

Bruce's subtle exploration and anxiety can be conveyed to it, but as a big-hearted little black cat, it is difficult for it to give him any emotions back.

Perhaps this is the eternal contradiction between humans and Dimo.

Not bad?

They have years left to delve into each other's secrets, secrets they don't even know.

【Leave. 】

[I choose 'stay'. 】

Natchy let out a small "meow".

Around its neck, a necklace of fake gemstones reflects the moonlight.

The author has something to say: May all the extraordinary return to tranquility, and may all killings return to dust.

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*There will be a few extra stories after that, mainly some short stories that I couldn’t find the right time to insert into the main text and really wanted to write, including the operation of the big bat, the pillow fight of the Avengers, and the story of Jason’s milk rice, don’t go away~ ~~

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