The Extraordinary Story of the Polling Bureau's Anomaly

On the bed in the bedroom, Wu Rendi was still asleep, while the boy in white stood silently in front of the bed, motionless like a sculpture...

"Oh my god! Run away!" Fatty Sun wanted to pull me away, but I threw him away. It seemed that the boy in white didn't intend to make trouble like the old monk Shangshan, he just looked at Wu Rendi quietly , without a trace of expression.

"Don't worry, I won't take advantage of other people's danger! I won't let others take the opportunity to make trouble. I don't know if he is still being chased by Guangren now. We settle our own accounts, and it's not up to others to intervene." The boy in white slowly turned around. Turning around, his expression looked a little sad.

"The only one being hunted down now is Guangren! Our Director Wu abolished all of Guangren's skills a while ago and locked him up for more than 100 years. If there was something wrong with the polling bureau last time, Guangren would still He's in confinement in the basement!" Fatty Sun also felt that the boy in white was not malicious, and started talking too much.

"Guang Ren is also a generation of alchemists, and his ability was ruined by a bastard? Wu Mian, Wu Mian, it seems that you stole something from me. It's not a waste..." The boy in white turned and left the bedroom to the living room. Sitting on the sofa.Fatty Sun and I glanced at each other, not daring to step forward, so we could only watch from afar.

"Don't worry! I just set up the magic circle, no matter who Wu Mian's enemy is, he won't be able to hurt him." The boy in white then picked up the teacup on the table, smelled the tea leaves, and seemed extremely dissatisfied.

"The water is so turbid, even the best tea can be ruined." Seeing that the young man in white seemed to be interested in tea, Fatty Sun rolled his eyes and came up with another idea.

"My lord, when it comes to tea, I have quite a few top-quality teas. Lazi, quickly bring me the good tea I got from the sea last time. I remember I gave you two boxes."

I said oh, and hurried to get the tea leaves. Fatty Sun did give me two boxes of sea tea last time, saying that they were of the state banquet level. I don’t usually drink tea. I wanted to meet Director Wu to curry favor with his old man. Time came in handy.

The young man smiled faintly, and with a wave of his hand, a set of crystal clear white jade tea set suddenly appeared on the table. He put the tea leaves I handed over into the jade pot, indicating that there was no boiling water.

"Hurry up, Lazi, Nongfu Spring, Wahaha, □□, all kinds of water come here." I was about to go down to buy water, the boy in white shook his head and pointed to the table, only to see that the fat man called out his name just now A pile of water appeared out of thin air on the table.I didn't dare to ask the reason, but I quickly boiled the water, and the young man in white tossed and tossed for a long time before he put a small bowl of tea to his nose, smelled it, and drank it slowly.

"It's been 1000 years...tea is not as good as before...so is water...so are people..." The boy in white shook his head, still talking to himself, pouring himself a drink.Fatty and I looked at each other, the situation was similar to that of Guangren, except that one wanted to drink and the other wanted to drink tea.

Fatty Sun whispered in my ear, "Wouldn't it be Lao Wu who locked him up somewhere, and he locked him up for 1000 years? I didn't say that, he is so powerful, it's like opening and hanging, we have to be careful. "I nodded, but didn't dare to say more.

The white-clothed young man finished his second brew, smiled lightly, and waved his hand casually. The white jade tea set on the table had disappeared, leaving only my tea leaves and a pile of bottled water.

"Wu Mian woke up and told him that we have to settle our accounts. He chooses the place in the desert or the sea, and the time is three days later. Now that he has seen it, it will be difficult for him to escape." The boy in white turned around as if to leave, Fatty Sun But a little anxious.

"Three days later... are you in a hurry? To tell you the truth, something happened to us here, and Director Wu was knocked out by you again. What's next, you have to recuperate for a while, right?"

"Hmph! He doesn't die so easily! He will wake up tomorrow afternoon, give him another day to rest, if he doesn't come after three days, I will destroy the white-haired physique of everyone around him, including himself... ...If he can beat me with one move and a half, I will turn a blind eye to what he did. Including your weirdness, I will return it to you. "

The boy in white didn't speak anymore, as if he was about to leave.Fatty Sun chuckled, and said, "If Director Wu wins, you will not only have to return the pepper seeds, but also Er Yang along the way."

"That's natural!" The boy in white glared at Fatty Sun, then turned to me and said, "I never owe anyone, and I don't like being owed. Drinking your tea today will benefit you in the future."

"Hey... I actually gave the tea to Lazi..." Fatty Sun yelled twice, but the boy in white had already disappeared.

Fatty went back to the Polling Bureau to handle official business in the afternoon, and I stayed in the room alone, guarding Wu Rendi.It seems that the boy in white is right. Since the old monk Shangshan escaped, none of Wu Rendi's enemies has been here.

I didn't dare to disturb Wu Rendi that night, so I slept on the sofa.Although it was not very comfortable, but I was too tired after a day of tossing around, so I fell into a deep sleep.

One morning, Fatty Sun came to deliver breakfast to me without going to work at the polling bureau.He said that Tu An came back last night, looking quite embarrassed, with a haggard face, and asked him what's the matter, but he didn't say anything, it seemed that he was acting in a human way, and he didn't want to say more.Fatty Sun didn't ask in detail, and asked Tu An to guard the polling bureau today, because he was worried about me and Wu Rendi, so he came to my house directly.

Fatty Sun asked Wu Rendi if he was awake, and I said I was too scared to go in and have a look.Fatty Sun began to criticize me again, if he would take the opportunity to paint Wu Rendi a big face.I gave Fatty Sun a blank look. People in their decades are still so out of tune. If you draw a big face for Wu Rendi, you just wait to turn into a blood mist and blow in the wind...

Fatty Sun was happy again when he saw that I didn't dare. "Just wait and see, Lazi, didn't the little brother in white say that Wu Rendi would be able to wake up this afternoon? Now is the last chance for revenge. Just push that little brother at that time. Just let him go one by one today." I bought her a lipstick after work, and I was afraid that I might get the wrong color, so I even gave me the old one. This small piece of lipstick is a famous French brand, so I’ll give it to Old Wu..."

Fatty Sun laughed as he said that, and tiptoedly opened the bedroom door and slipped in. I'm not interested in this kind of thing, so I ate the breakfast he brought...

Fatty Sun didn't come out until I finished my breakfast.I couldn't help being a little angry, and shouted into the bedroom. "It's almost enough. When Director Wu wakes up in the afternoon, he will know that I can't save you."

Seeing that Sun Dasheng didn't reply, I shook my head and pushed open the bedroom door.

I saw Wu Rendi sitting cross-legged on the bed, tilting his head and flipping through the book. It was the book "The Chronicles of the Underworld".Fatty Sun was hung upside down on the wall, with lipstick graffiti on his face.I was so frightened that my hands shook, and the dishes in my hand fell to the ground, which made me wake up.

"Director Wu...you're awake...I don't even know..." Wu Rendi glared at me, and said in his particularly sarcastic tone, "What do you know if you're sleeping like a dead pig? You're so bored here, I can only go to the office to find a book to read, and bring your two fire sticks along the way, whether you like to use it or not."

I looked down, and sure enough, the Erjian of Crime and Punishment was on the bedside table. I didn't care about Fatty Sun at the time, so I hurriedly took the Erjian over.

Fatty Sun stared angrily when he saw that I was only focusing on the two swords of crime and punishment, but he couldn't speak, he could only yell "wuwuwu...".

"Director Wu... the great sage..." I knew in my heart that it was because Fatty Sun wanted to make a big face for Wu Rendi, but he didn't say anything. Fatty Sun.

Wu Rendi didn't lift his eyelids, just rubbed his fingertips lightly, and saw a pinch of small electric lights shooting at Fatty Sun. Fatty Sun screamed from the shock, his whole body trembled, and he spat out his mouth. Black smoke fell from the wall with a bang.After exhaling a few breaths, he finally recovered.

"Oh, my dear mother! Director Wu, you want to make Yi Yi a widow!" Just as Fatty Sun regained his strength, he started talking nonsense again.The corner of Wu Rendi's mouth twitched slightly, and electric sparks started to pick up at his fingertips again.

"Come on, Great Sage, it's all your fault. Hurry up and make amends to Director Wu." I hurriedly pressed Fatty Sun to kowtow to Wu Rendi to apologize, but Wu Rendi waved his hand and continued to read the book.

"Director Wu...that...he will come to see you in three days..." I was about to take the boy's words with me.Wu Rendi sneered, and said to Fatty Sun and me, "Okay! Be with you at any time! Isn't it just gestures? Why is it so troublesome? Sandstorm or tsunami, you two decide! I really don't care!"

"What do you mean, Director Wu?" I was confused, Wu Rendi snorted coldly, closed the book in his hand, and said lightly, "I fought with him, it doesn't matter whether we are in the desert or in the sea, anyway, it's where the noise is loudest." It's a matter of point. I thought he would choose the snow mountain, so it can be regarded as revisiting the old place..."

At this time, we finally understood that if we fight with them, the earth will also suffer.Playing in the desert causes a sandstorm, and playing in the sea causes a tsunami.Thinking about the avalanche a while ago, maybe they had a fight.

"That's still a tsunami... Stay away from the land and try not to go to the shore. The disappearance of Er Yang is also related to the sea. After the fight, it will be easier to save people." Fatty Sun said to himself as if discussing with me .Wu Rendi stood up suddenly, put the "Ming Ren Zhi" in his pocket and glared at us.

"The tsunami you chose! I don't care how big the situation is. I'm going back to the office. Don't bother me if you have nothing to do!" After finishing speaking, Wu Rendi disappeared.I helped Fatty Sun up, looked at his disfigured face, and said with a chuckle, "You deserve it! Let you die!" Fatty Sun was also not angry, washed his face shamelessly, and started calling to arrange work again. It is to contact the meteorological department and tell them that there will be a tsunami the day after tomorrow.After a while, Fatty Sun called Secretary An again, and after hearing that, he came up with the idea of ​​monitoring satellites.It seems that Wu Rendi's plane is not only a matter of the tsunami and sandstorm, but also has the work of the Satellite Meteorological Bureau.

In a blink of an eye, it was time for a fight. In the polling bureau, Fatty Sun was staring at the signal from the surveillance satellite, while Ximen Chain and several computer experts were standing next to him.

"When the time comes, let me zoom in on the camera. It's best to see people's faces clearly." Fatty Sun turned to Ximen Chain and said, "I'll see what they say later, and translate it for us. I don't believe it. It didn't happen without me." Gua."

Everything is ready, but on the vast sea, the monitoring satellite has never captured Wu Rendi and the boy in white...