The Extraordinary Story of the Polling Bureau's Anomaly

Fatty Sun and I quietly retreated to the wall, the door was blocked by the boy in white, and it was impossible to escape.I'm a soft-legged shrimp now, and it's even more impossible to help.Fortunately, there is Wu Rendi, the treasure of the town bureau, and Fatty Sun is thinking about how the two of us can take the opportunity to escape. To be honest, I really want to see them fight, but Fatty whispered in my ear, saying that there is work-related compensation You can't lose your life either.

Thinking about it, I can't protect Fatty Sun at all now, even my own life is on the line.It's better to listen to Fatty Sun's words, and leave the sixth room first when you have an opportunity. Let the handsome boy in white clothes be handed over to Director Wu Rendi to clean up.

Fatty Sun and I met our eyes, and we will start walking as soon as they start fighting.

The young man in white still looked at Wu Rendi coldly, his eyes seemed to be on fire.Wu Rendi still didn't get up, and reached out to touch "The Chronicles of the Underworld" on the table, as if he wanted to continue reading.

Suddenly, the boy in white rushed over, raised his hand and slapped Wu Rendi across the face.Fatty Sun and I were taken aback, thinking, little brother, you and old monk Shangshan came from the same place.

Fatty Sun and I were laughing in our hearts, thinking about the handsome guy in white, you really don’t know that our chief director Wu Rendi is not afraid of big mouths, think about the fact that old monk Shangshan, the head of the big slap sect, also smoked Wu Rendi Dening is dizzy.

"Bah!" A crisp and loud slap sounded, but the jaws of Fatty Sun and I fell to the ground again.

The raised palms of the boy in white trembled slightly, and his eyes were filled with tears.It seems that the hand hurts a lot.But our chief director Wu Rendi, the treasure of the town bureau, was actually slapped on the face by the boy in white, and fell to the ground together with the chair, unconscious...

"Wu Mian! What you owe me is only interest!" The voice of the boy in white was trembling, and he didn't know whether it was from anger or pain.I opened my mouth, but I couldn't close it for a long time, and I was stunned.

"Ahem... this little gentleman..." Fatty Sun is worthy of being the head of the government. Seeing his legs trembling with fright, he still dared to talk to the boy in white.

The boy in white ignored Fatty Sun and turned to leave.A gust of wind blew by, but even the shadow was gone.Fatty Sun let out a sigh of relief, but suddenly pinched me.

"Spicy, does it hurt? We're not dreaming, are we?" Fatty Sun pinched me so badly, I pulled my arm back, glared at him and said, "You hurt all the time, won't you pinch yourself?"

"I'm afraid of pain! That's my own arm." Fatty Sun chuckled, and I also lost my temper.Only then did we remember that Wu Rendi was still unconscious on the ground, so we quickly helped Wu Rendi up and checked his breath.

"How is it? Spicy! Are you still angry? I didn't say that this polling bureau is going to be kicked out! Director Wu, the treasure of the town bureau..."

"I just fainted, and I should wake up in a while." My breath has stabilized a lot, but my feet are still a little weak.

"What's the matter? You can't let outsiders know that Director Wu was knocked out. Otherwise, there will be chaos in the polling bureau, or let's hide Director Wu first, and I will drive and send Director Wu to the police later." You go there." Fatty Sun sighed, gritted his teeth, turned and left the sixth room.

Fortunately, the location of the sixth room is relatively remote, and in addition, no one is willing to come here except Fatty Sun.No one could see what happened just now.Fatty Sun drove the car to the back door, and transferred all the staff. Only then did Fatty Sun and I leave Room [-] with the fainted Wu Rendi on our backs, got into the car quietly from the back door, and drove to my house.

After Fatty Sun got married, I moved out of the small villa we bought and lived in an apartment by myself. The house is not big, and I was usually alone. Suddenly three people came in, and it felt a bit crowded.

Fatty Sun and I put Wu Rendi on the bed in my bedroom to lie down, and then sat down in the living room, drank some water and rested our feet.

"I didn't say that, Lazi. What's the matter? My mind is a little messed up, I have to deal with it." Fatty Sun kept scratching his head, but I didn't bother to think about it.

"What's there to think about? If that little brother wanted Director Wu's life, it wouldn't have been a big slap just now, and he would have chopped off his head with a knife. He also said that it happened 1000 years ago. How can we know?"

"1000 years ago? That's right! Let's find someone who understands and ask if it's okay!" Fatty Sun stood up, changed hands and started calling.

"Yo! My dear second uncle! What are you doing? Come back and see us juniors if you have nothing to do?...No, I don't want to see you and third uncle, can't I be separated?...Don't mention it, or not Is Secretary Yang not in good health? Doesn’t it look like he’s going to die? Recently, he has been going to the hospital every day!...Heart attack! My deputy director has to become the director and secretary!" Listening to Fatty Sun talking on the phone, I understand that he is trying to trick Gui Bugui and Ren Shen back.It would be a good thing to get them back.

"Why don't you come here... really don't come here... don't talk about it anymore... beep..." Hearing Mang's voice, I knew that Guibugui had hung up the phone.Fatty Sun rolled his eyes a few times and hung up on Huang Ran again.

"Hey! Old Huang! Has the Lafayette Lafayette returned to you? Oh...we are eating...we just finished eating...we didn't eat anything...that is, a state banquet-level Manchu Banquet...now at Lazi's house is drinking tea... you guys are busy..." Seeing that Fatty Sun hung up the phone, I was startled and couldn't help but glared at him.

"You can pull it down! I don't even have enough instant noodles and ham sausage. If Lafayette is tricked by you, we won't be slapped downstairs by him."

"It's okay... I just want to know what Lafayette's reaction is. Seeing that he can still eat Hesse, I know that this matter is not so evil."

"You have so many eyes." I shook my head and wanted to lean on the sofa for a while, only to realize that I was a little hungry.After experiencing so many things in the morning, I digested them early at that time.I was trying to find something to eat when I heard Fatty Sun's stomach rumbling.

"Spicy, it's not me. You don't have anything in the refrigerator. I'm starving to death, and I can't even cook something myself!" Fatty Sun opened my refrigerator and complained all the time. I am usually alone at home , I don’t cook often, and there is really nothing in the refrigerator.

"There are still a few packs of instant noodles in the cupboard, so you can make do with them, Dasheng." I replied weakly, and I didn't want to move at all, so I fell on the sofa and closed my eyes to rest.

Fatty Sun muttered and started tossing the instant noodles. I felt that my eyelids were heavy, as if I could fall asleep with my eyes closed.

"Bang bang bang!" A sudden knock on the door woke me up. Fatty Sun and I were taken aback. Fatty Sun put down the instant noodles and pulled the gun out of his hand.I subconsciously touched the back of my waist, only to remember that I was in a hurry just now, and the two swords of crime and punishment were still on Wu Rendi's desk.

Fatty Sun pointed to the door, and I hurriedly got up, took out my gun, and aimed at the door.

Fatty Sun opened the door carefully, and I raised my gun to aim at the door...

"Ba ba!" Fatty Sun and I felt a slap before we saw who was outside the door. Fatty Sun turned around on the spot before stopping, still dizzy.I was directly forced to fall on the sofa, staring at the stars.

"You two little things dare to lie to your Lafayette again?" Fatty Sun and I realized that just now we were taken care of by the golden signboard of Lafayette Shangshan...

"Lafayette... what are you doing all the time? I got you two slaps today, I don't want you to bully Fatty like this." Fatty Sun smiled wryly, looking at old monk Shangshan.The old monk Shangshan strode in disapprovingly, and looked at the instant noodles and ham sausage we both smacked our lips.

"The Man-Han banquet at the state banquet level can still eat this stuff just after eating?" I rubbed my sore face, glared at Fatty Sun, and said to the old monk Shangshan, "Don't listen to the great sage, we will eat it at noon. Just deal with one bite, where can there be a state banquet-level Manchu banquet."

"Hey! It's okay, there are two meals in the morning, you owe me, little fat man, remember the standard, the full banquet of the state banquet level, Lafayette, come and eat slowly." The old monk Shangshan said, intentionally or unintentionally Looking at the closed door of my bedroom.

"Who is hiding in the house? The door is closed so tightly in broad daylight!" The Great Monk Shangshan was about to push the door, and Fatty Sun and I were so frightened that we quickly stopped it.

"Lafayette, sit down and we will pour you tea. There is no one in the room, really no one..." I was sweating nervously, but the Great Monk Shangshan squinted his eyes and looked at me cheerfully.

"Stop pretending, it's Wu Baimao! Has someone cleaned it up? Let Lafayette see how miserable he has been repaired." Said the old monk Shangshan with a big smile on his face, it was really worse, and he wanted to pick it up Yang Luo's expression.Fatty Sun and I didn't care about being slapped anymore, so we quickly grabbed old monk Shangshan.

"My Lafayette! Please spare us! You don't know Wu Rendi's temper! It's cheap for us not to turn us into blood mist when he wakes up. If you are always happy, give him a slap again. These two consecutive slaps will kill him."

"What's the matter? Two slaps? Wu Baimao got his mouth slapped? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." Old monk Shangshan laughed so hard that he covered his stomach and rolled all over the floor.I glanced at Fatty Sun, Fatty Sun stuck out his tongue, smiled and said, "It's a pout..."

"No! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Lafayette, I must go to watch the excitement. This is even better than the Manchu Banquet. Thinking about Wu Baimao's swollen cheeks, Lafayette, I really think the heavens have eyes!" Mr. Shangshan The monk turned around and was about to rush in, but finally turned around, looked at me with a serious expression and said, "No! With his status, you can't slap people in the mouth. Lazi, tell Lafayette, Has the fat man lied to Lafayette?" I shook my head at old monk Shangshan, and old monk Shangshan smiled and said, "You said how hated Wu Baimao is! Even someone with that status has to beat him personally! No way! Lafayette, I can't let it go, this super big slap that has been preserved for thousands of years will be given to Wu Baimao today, so that half of his face can enjoy the blessing, and he can simply become a big bun face!" Fatty Sun and I talked to each other. We took a look, but there was nothing we could do. Seeing that the old monk Shangshan did not help but only added to the chaos, we felt bitter.The old monk Shangshan patted me on the head and said with a smile, "Don't worry, little spicy boy! I shaved off my white hair and went to become a monk with Lafayette after I lost the seeds. Lafayette just slapped me down. Do you feel much more refreshed?" , such a good thing in the future, Lafayette will give you money every day." I was confused just now, and I didn't think about it, but now I realize that although I can't feel the existence of seeds in my body, I really don't feel weak anymore, and my physical strength has recovered a lot .

"You can pull it down! I didn't say that if Lafayette accepted Lazi as his apprentice, you wouldn't be mad at him. His stupidity made Director Wu and Master Guangren spit blood out of anger. We won't bother you, Mr. Yes. Let him figure it out for himself." Fatty Sun quickly pulled me aside, curled his lips, "Spicy, I didn't say that. If you follow Lafayette, you will be slapped louder than me by his big slap within three days. Fat! The whole body has to be swollen!"

"Great Sage, Lafayette is going to take revenge. How can we explain when Director Wu wakes up..."

"It's okay, it seems that Lafayette and Director Wu both know the origin of the long-haired boy, so let's just shrink our necks and pretend to be stupid. I can see that they are all scumbags, and I can't afford to mess with them..."

I still felt in my heart that Lafayette Shangshan should not be allowed in, but I didn't have the guts to stop him, so I could only sit with my head bowed and stuffy. Sun Fat looked gleeful, stretching his neck to watch the commotion.

Lafayette pushed open the door of the bedroom, the smile that was originally on his face froze, turned around and ran, and disappeared in an instant.Fatty Sun and I went in without knowing it, and when we poked our heads to take a look, we couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat...