Night Rabbit Inquisitor

"I am so sorry!"

Shenyao bowed to the store owner repeatedly: "I'm very sorry, this time has caused trouble for you and the store!"

The boss smiled reluctantly: "It's okay, it's okay... It's normal for this kind of thing to happen in Edo, it's just that a store has been demolished..."

"Don't worry, we will truthfully compensate the construction expenses, the employee's lost wages, the operating expenses during this period, and the mental damage expenses." Shen Yao clasped his hands together: "I'm really sorry, boss."

The boss was taken aback: "Wow, really? So good?"

Shen Yao: "Of course, we should pay for the repair fee. If you are willing to forgive us, that would be even better."

To be honest, this is the first time the boss has seen a kind person who offered to pay for repairs. Usually, when the Zhenxuan group chased the barbarians, the roof was hit by a cannonball, or the heavenly people smashed the tables and chairs when they got angry, and so on. It's all commonplace, and no one will ask for compensation at all. If they encounter it, they can only admit that they are unlucky.

The boss was so moved that tears filled his eyes: "Girl, you are such a good person."

"Please don't say that, this is what I should make up for."

Although Shen Yao has the miraculous physique of being drunk the next second after drinking, fortunately, she also sobers up quickly.

Xiao Xiao fell asleep, and when she opened her eyes, she found that she was lying on her father's back, and she didn't have any memory of everything that happened after she took a sip of "Vitamin C".

"...Father?" After waking up, Shenyao noticed at first sight that Master Xinghaifang's hair was missing. She hesitated for a while and asked, "Where's your hair?"

The master of Xinghaifang was hit violently in his heart, wiped off his sweat and said, "...just now, Dad had a little conflict with little Kagura."

Then, Kagura plucked father's few remaining hairs fiercely.

... Dad is one step closer to becoming completely bald. Is there anything more terrifying than this?

After listening to Shenyao's description of the event, he couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head, seeing that the area that belonged to the clubhouse just now had become empty.

"..."

Well, sure enough, there are still more terrible things than this.

So, what did she do after she got drunk just now?

……

After waking up, the first thing Shenyao did was to apologize to the owner of the clubhouse and offered to compensate him.

Fortunately, the boss is quite easy to talk to. Not only was he not angry at all, he was also grateful when he heard that she could compensate.

According to Kagura, it was Nakaya who demolished the clubhouse, Mikazuki and Kohomaru were the ones who got Nakaya drunk, and she was the one who prevented Nakaya from continuing to demolish.

"So, Kagura, what do you mean, I didn't accompany Nakaya to demolish this time when I was drunk?" Shen Yao pointed to himself, with disbelief written all over his face.

God? !This doesn't seem like something she can do when she's drunk!

Kagura nodded.

"Then... what did I do when I was drunk this time?" Shen Yao asked tentatively again.

In the past, every time she was drunk, the dao dao in this pill would temporarily develop PTSD on her, keeping a distance of three meters away from her for several days, and even chatting with her from behind the door, carefully communicating with her.

Regarding how drunk he was, Shenyao is still a bit close to the number.

This time, why did she suddenly change her gender?

Kagura hesitated for a while, and answered her sister's question carefully: "My sister just hugged, hugged me and cried for a while?"

That should be all there is, right?Conscience, she didn't see anything else.

Except for the matter that my sister and brother Zhongye were snoring and fell asleep just now...

Because Xinghai Fangzhu is present now, Kagura dare not speak at all.

At that time, as soon as Mr. Qingguang from California saw this scene, he rushed down in horror and brought the lord back. Fortunately, thanks to Qingguang, the father who came later did not see the old sister sleeping with another boy. The scene, Edo also kept.

"..." After hearing what my sister said, Shen Yao covered her face and said quietly: "Okay, I understand, Kagura, you don't need to say any more."

As a solid Yetu, crying when drunk is too cheap.

So, what was she crying about just now?

Shen Yao turned her head slowly, her sharp eyes swept over, Mikazuki Zongjin and Xiaohumaru trembled together.

"The two of the Santiao family." Shenyao slowly bent his eyes: "I heard that you guys got Brother Zhongye drunk?"

The tone of Shenyao's words is very similar to "You are the ones who brought the devils in here?"

When Shenyao is angry every day, he will call them by their first names.

This time, he didn't even call out his name, and directly changed it to shouting Daopai.

This... must mean that the lord is really, really angry now.

It was rare for Sanriyue to stop laughing awkwardly. He and Xiaohumaru lowered their heads together, shrunk down into a Q-version three-headed body, not daring to speak.

"Is it because you always hang out with Tsurumaru from the Gojo family, so you were led to be spoiled by him?" Shen Yao frowned.

Tsurumaru, who was far away from Honmaru, sneezed loudly and heavily.

"My lord, we know we were wrong." Xiaohumaru's attitude of admitting his mistake was quite good: "At first we just thought about having a drink or two with Mr. Zhongye at the nightclub. After all, alcohol can shorten the distance between men the most Good way."

"Indeed." Sanri Yue Zongjin followed suit and nodded: "We didn't expect that this young man doesn't drink well..."

Liar, they must have had another purpose to get Brother Zhongye drunk.

Kagura snorted softly.

"...Really?" Shen Yao's thinking was successfully distorted by these two old knives.

"Really." Sankaiyue and Xiaohumaru looked sincere.

"Hey...forget it, since that kid has been found now, let's forget it this time..."

Shenyao still chose to forgive, and patted Dingchun while sighing.

Brother Zhongye, who was very drunk, was lying on Dingchun's body at this time, soundly asleep.

"...Huh?" Shenyao stared at Dingchun and looked left and right: "Brother Zhongye is here, so...is there something missing here?"

Just now when Brother Chuya was demolishing the clubhouse, Kiyomitsu and the others rescued the flying customers in time, Dad rescued Kagura in time, and Mr. Shinpachi was also distracted because he saw Mr. Gintoki.

It seems that someone has been completely forgotten.

"By the way! Where's the fur that was so hard to catch??" Shen Yao petrified: "Where's that big Russian that was still on Dingchun's body just now??"

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Where did Dosi go?

Of course, he took advantage of the chaos at the scene and slipped away quietly.

Tosi is quite curious about this world where supernatural powers do not exist.

Naturally, he would not be willing to be taken back by that girl obediently. Tuo Si just took this opportunity to go to a wider universe to detect the situation in this world.

So, Tosi went straight to the space terminal station in Edo, and the destination was in the space station closest to the earth.

In addition to human beings, there are also various kinds of strange celestial beings who ride in spaceships.

One of them, a chubby celestial being dressed in colorful clothes and with tentacles on his head, was walking proudly with his stomach full, telling his subordinates as he walked, "Remember, the cargo over there must be Keep it safe, especially the batch of goods brought from Edo Bank today..."

"Okay! Idiot prince!" The subordinate pushed his glasses, bowed deeply, and replied respectfully.

"...Did you call me an idiot prince again just now?"

The Heavenly Man known as the idiot prince widened his small eyes and stared at him, but his subordinate who had slipped his tongue was shocked, grabbed the bodyguard behind him and beat him: "Did you call the idiot prince an idiot just now? ! To be so disrespectful to the idiot prince! What crime should I deserve!"

The idiot prince: "...I heard you call me an idiot just now, and how many times did you call me an idiot?"

Looking at the talk show in front of him calmly, Tuosi focused on "the shipment from Edo Bank".

The goods in the mouth of this heavenly prince are actually disgusting things like the remains of cosmic monsters.

As for why it should be strictly guarded...

Probably because the parasitic monster was not completely dead.

Tuo Si stopped at the spaceship ticket gate, sighed softly, and said to himself: "It seems that today is not suitable for traveling by spaceship."

He didn't miss it, turned around and chose to leave.

Sure enough, as soon as he walked out of the space terminal station, Didi's siren and faint screams came from it.

"That disgusting creature can absorb energy and become stronger." Tosi crossed his hands, slowly raised his head, looked at the terminal station without any waves, and his cloak fluttered in the wind: "The energy of the whole city is gathered here, I don't know how many humans will be used for tooth sacrifice after the crazy monster grows to a certain size?"

This sad world is different from the world he is in, and there are no smart people with superpowers who will come forward to save innocent lives.

Whether it's a samurai, a celestial being, or a Shinsengumi policeman, most of them are a group of ordinary people without any supernatural powers.

Ordinary people have no power to fight back when faced with such a terrifying monster, and can only run for their lives.

At this moment, the first batch of passengers had already screamed and ran out of the terminal station. The giant tentacles shaped like earthworms slammed open the wall of the terminal station and entrenched on it.

"So that's how it is..." Tuo Si, who was standing against the flow of people, raised his head thoughtfully: "This is the crime and punishment that this world inflicts on mankind..."

Ordinary people who have no power to fight back against alien beasts are not the world he wants to create without alien abilities.

"So that's how it is. You are what the lord said, the Second Second Disease."

Tuo Si, who was looking up in thought, was suddenly pressed against his throat by a dagger.

Behind him, the boy's voice showed no emotional ups and downs. It sounded a bit like artificial intelligence's voice: "You may think that you can escape us easily, but I can detect your position."

"I didn't want to run away." Tosi answered kindly and gently.

The touch between the necks involved the pain nerves, and Tosi suspected that the young man behind him could cut his throat with a little force at any time.

Although he appeared to be a living creature, the impression he gave was that of an emotionless robot.

The strength between the neck did not restrain, Baishan Yoshimitsu maintained a threatening posture with a knife, raised his head, and looked at the messy terminal station of the universe: "Notify the lord, the Russian Maozi was found, and a dangerous enemy situation was detected at the terminal station."

The title of "Russian boy" made the corners of Tosi's mouth twitch slightly.

"What the hell are you guys?" Tuosi murmured, "Not only can you travel between worlds, but you can even cross timelines... claiming to be a person who maintains history?"

"All history is doomed?"

"Then, there must be a side that tries to change history, and only then will there be a side that maintains history." Tosi eloquently said to himself:

"You call that girl the lord. She is powerful in swordsmanship. Although she is dressed as a samurai, she still calls each other by the names of ancient Japanese swords." Tuosi turned his eyes sideways, with a dim light shining in his red eyes: "You, are those swords?" Incarnations? Or, you are just a ray of ghosts among the thousands of incarnations, and the person who maintains history is far more than that child..."

Tosi's reasoning and divine operation, if he was listening to bystanders, he would be a little panicked.

But Baishan Jiguang is different.

He quietly listened to Tuosi's words, and after finishing, he said without any ups and downs in his tone: "My lord told me not to chat with idiots who have the second illness."

Tosi: "..."

Couldn't communicate with him at all.

Suddenly, the sense of accomplishment of strategizing is missing.

……

"What the hell? How did it suddenly become so big?"

After receiving the news from Baishan Yoshimitsu, Shenyao rushed to the universe terminal without stopping, and saw the enlarged version of the parasitic monster clinging to the lighthouse-shaped universe terminal, greedily absorbing the energy in it.

"It's growing very fast, and if we don't stop it as soon as possible, the whole of Edo will be swallowed up." The master of Xinghai Fang said solemnly: "... Logically speaking, it should be dead... Could it be that its corpse Wasn't it cremated?"

"Is there really a fool who keeps monster corpses as specimens in the world?" Shen Yao chopped the ground with an umbrella, "If I know who did it, I will smash his head!"

California Qingguang: ...the lord's wine doesn't seem to be sober.

"If you don't rely on large weapons, this kind of regeneration speed can be endless just by cutting." Yamato Moranda tried to cut off a few tentacles, but they completed the regeneration in an instant.

"...So, what should we do now? My lord?" Yamato Moran Ding asked anxiously.

"I remember that Mr. Xie said that there is a trick called Earth Explosion Star in the legend, not to mention this kind of monster, the city can be flattened." Shen Yao answered after thinking carefully.

stable:"……"

It's over, my lord, she really didn't sober up!Even such unrealistic tricks have been moved out!

"Then I have a solution, Alu!" Kagura raised her hand excitedly: "At this time, just a false flash or a spiral pill can solve Alu!"

"Hey! Don't get carried away and add the settings of other studios, Kagura!" Shimura Shinpachi stomped his feet: "We are ordinary people's studios without any superpowers!"

"Yeah, Kagura-chan, how can you say such unrealistic words?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils: "And Kagura, how can you say you know Scorpio? I can still say that my subordinate is Hatake Where is Mukakashi?"

I have never read the Shenyao of jump comics before, so I tilted my head in doubt: "Huh? But I really know Mr. Scorpion."

Yinshi waved his hand perfunctorily: "I know, I know, children these days love to fantasize so much."

Shenyao: ...No, I have no fantasy.

Surrounded by such a big cosmic monster, everyone felt helpless for a while.

Inexplicably, I have a sense of sight of thinking about how to eat better in front of the bastard.

At this moment, a pretty figure dressed in a cheongsam appeared in the sky.

Kagura has sharp eyes, and with just one glance, she can tell who is in the sky. She shouted excitedly: "It's Mommy Aru!"

The master of Xinghaifang was shocked and raised his head suddenly.

What did he see?

The wife who was thought to be dead reappeared in front of him, still exactly the same as before.

At this moment, her figure when she was fighting the cosmic monster was very much like the Lord of Wandering who calmed down the anger of Altana Serpent in Wandering when we first met.

Nothing has changed.

Master Xinghaifang took a deep breath, trying not to let tears fall, he was about to go forward, but was stopped by his two daughters, one on the left and one on the right.

"Daddy, what are you going to do?" Kagura asked with alert eyes.

"I... want to go forward and fight with your mother, and by the way, say a word of love that I told her when we first met."

Sounds pretty decent.

However, Shen Yao still didn't let go of her hand, she asked the bottom line: "What kind of love story?"

The old master of Xinghaifang blushed slightly, scratched his windshield embarrassingly, and repeated his first words of love when he first met Jiang Hua: "This beautiful lady, instead of rushing to calm the anger of Altana snake, we should calm down Come to chat, to appease the anger of the big snake around my waist?"

Divine Ballad: "..."

Kagura: "..."

Everyone: "..."

At this moment, the atmosphere became strangely quiet.

Shen Yao took a deep breath: "Kagura."

"Yes, old lady."

"Hurry up, stuff this bald man into the sewer, he will only be sent to the Shinsengumi by his mother as a sexual harassment pervert!"

"No problem! Old lady!"

The two filial daughters set up Xinghai Fangzhu, kicked open the manhole cover, and tried to force the bald father into the sewer.

"Huh? Why??" Xinghai Fangzhu looked confused: "I thought it was my unruly aura at that time that successfully attracted my mother's attention!"

"Some things, if told by a handsome guy, would be greasy love talk, but if told by the current father, it would be real sexual harassment."

Master Xinghaifang: "...so cruel, little Shenyao."

Although Jiang Hua is quite powerful, he is still a bit powerless to deal with such a whole monster.

Yinshi was about to step forward to help with a knife, but he found that a man in black robe and ponytail was beside the woman in cheongsam at some point.

Sakata Gintoki: "...that Uchiha Itachi cosplay is really restored."

Itachi glanced at the moving monster, and threw out an Amaterasu without hesitation. Black flames enveloped the whole monster at an extremely fast speed. It let out a desperate scream and was burned bit by bit. for ashes.

The Lake Toya in Sakata Gintoki's hand fell down with a bang.

"Weasel God!!"

As soon as Uchiha Itachi landed, he was hugged by Sakata Gintoki who flew forward. Gintoki asked excitedly, "Is it really you? I cry every time I watch it! I am your number one fan! Itachi! You are the best brother in the world! Itachi!"

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

He thought he had seen all the scenes before.

However, he had never seen this scene before.

A big man in his 20s hugged him, sobbing and crying that he was his fan, and said that he died a terrible death.

Shimura Shinpachi: "...I really didn't expect that Mr. Gintoki is actually a Itachi chef. He obviously had an expressionless face the whole time he watched Hokage..."

Eh, wait.

……its not right!Why did Uchiha Itachi and his Amaterasu appear in Edo?Hideaki Sorachi, the gorilla, has finally let himself go and doesn't care about copyright disputes. Do you want to add a new character?

Wanshiwu looked confused, and Jiang Hua then slowly landed in front of his family members.

The expressions of Kagura and Kagyu became more nervous than the other.

They were afraid that once their father's appearance like a human trafficker was seen by their mother, everything would be over.

I can't see the handsomeness of my youth at all!

I saw Jiang Hua walking towards them, just standing in front of the owner of Xinghaifang, with a blank expression the whole time.

The owner of Xinghaifang could not help but gasp, inexplicably feeling the powerful aura that belonged to her many years ago from his daughter-in-law.

When everyone was nervous and didn't know what to do, Jiang Hua suddenly reached out and took off the hat worn by Xinghai Fangzhu.

His Mediterranean also flashed a light by the way.

Ruined! !

This was the immediate reaction of Kagura and Kagami.

However, after Jiang Hua maintained his aloofness for a period of time, after he saw her husband's hair clearly, he broke through in a second.

She burst out laughing, pointing at Master Xinghaifang, laughing until her stomach cramped: "Look, I'm right, you will definitely become bald in the future!"

"..."

The master of Xinghai Fang was not displeased by Jiang Hua's smile, his body trembled slightly, and he stretched out his hand in disbelief, wanting to touch his wife in front of him.

Jiang Hua curled his lips into a smile, stretched out his hand without hesitation, and interlocked his fingers.

She... really came alive.

The master of Xinghaifang has already forgotten when he saw such a vibrant and vital wife for the first time.

But now...

"Jianghua..." Xinghai Fangzhu murmured, threw away the umbrella in his hand, hugged his wife tightly, and cried like a child who lost control of his emotions: "It's you, it's really you, it's really you!" You?"

"Okay, okay." Jiang Hua smiled slightly, patting his back lightly to comfort him: "You are such a grown man, why are you still crying? The children are all watching there."

"Welcome back..." He hugged the lost and recovered treasure, and repeated: "Welcome back."

Jiang Hua slowly closed his eyes in this familiar embrace, and he didn't express the slightest dislike for the marks left on his lover's face by the years.

She raised her hand to respond to Master Xinghaifang's embrace, the corners of her lips curled up slowly, and a tear slid down her cheek:

"I'm back, Kamaki."