Night Rabbit Inquisitor

Mr. Nakaya, he was drunk.

Mr. Nakaya, who was drunk, had a vermilion glow on his body.

Kagura remembered that this was what the elder sister had described to her before, and it belonged to Chuya-brother's supernatural ability-"in the filthy sorrow".

With a bang, Zhongyuan Zhong also landed heavily from the ceiling back to the messy ground, and landed handsomely in a kneeling posture, smashing a big hole in the ground of the clubhouse, and the back of the anti-gravity windbreaker rattled.

Kagura gasped, and hugged her sister a little tighter.

Shen Yao was floating in the air mistyly, she poked her head out of her younger sister's arms, and subconsciously looked towards the ground.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stood up unsteadily, lowered the brim of his hat and raised the corners of his lips, still holding the wine bottle in his hand.

He raised the wine bottle, raised his head and poured the bottle to his mouth.

When swallowing spirits, the Adam's apple moved slightly, and the light red transparent liquid slid down his jaw, slowly flowing over the choker and collarbone of his neck, he let out a sigh, put the bottle on the surviving bar, lifted it up With his index finger, he wiped the remaining liquor from the corner of his mouth.

The whole set of movements is smooth and flowing, with an unusual lust.

Kagura felt that her sister must have fallen.

Because, my sister not only watched intently the whole time, but she also heard the voice of the old sister swallowing saliva very clearly.

This, this, rounding up is equivalent to being honest and gluttonous!

However, having said that, Ah Yin, who is also an adult male, will become drunk when he is drunk. After playing drunk, he will hold the toilet and throw up like a decadent uncle. After vomiting, he will cry and apologize. After apologizing, he will bury his head The snoring in the toilet was like thunder, and I slept all night.

And Mr. Chuya, he...

Even if he is drunk and his supernatural powers are out of control, it seems that he will turn this place into a demolition site in the next second, and his every move now still bears the burden of an idol, which is quite handsome.

She really deserves to be the Mr. Nakaya whom she identified for her elder sister!

For a moment, Kagura was a little proud, so proud that she almost forgot the status quo.

"What's going on??" A customer floated past Kagura in a daze, shouting as he floated, "Hey! Why do I feel like I'm floating? Is this an illusion?"

"Ohhhh, I see! We feel like we're floating because we're drunk!"

"So that's why we feel like we're floating because we're drunk!"

"..." Kagura looked at these silly customers with dead fish eyes.

Fortunately, most of the customers here are idiots who have been drinking for three rounds, and brother Zhongye's supernatural ability did not cause too much panic.

Kagura finally got used to the weightlessness, turned her head and looked around, and found that the store manager had been foaming at the mouth and drifting past her because of too much stimulation.

... Well, to take back the foreword, the store manager at this moment is probably the poorest person with the most panic in his heart.

"I never knew Chuya-san could be so powerful..." Kagura looked at the young man standing on the ground and murmured, "Wait a little longer, let alone this shop, the whole Edo can be blown away by him." Wake up, Aru?"

After she was in a trance for a while, she suddenly came back to her senses, and found that the elder sister who was holding her in her arms just now had disappeared.

"...?! Sister, where have you been?" Kagura turned pale with fright, doing freestyle strokes in the sky: "Sister! Don't forget that your avatar will collapse when you get drunk, so don't mess around to preserve your image run!"

There was another terrible loud bang.

Kagura raised his head stiffly, and saw the wide open ceiling and the blue sky that belonged exclusively to Edo Kabukicho.

The shop owner who was passing by "hiccupped" and gasped, and now he really passed out.

Kagura was silent for a while, then silently opened the umbrella in his hand to block the sun in time.

Most of the drunken customers didn't understand the situation at all, and some even shouted excitedly: "Wow! We are flying in the sky!"

"It turns out that staying at the singing and dancing venue can really fly all the way to heaven?"

Kagura: "..."

No, no, no, be a little more sober, it’s not like flying all the way to heaven, be careful when Chuya’s hand shakes, you all fall down, and it’s going to heaven in a physical sense.

"This really scared the old man."

The familiar "hahaha" laughter came from behind Kagura, she turned her head and saw the blue-haired young man sitting in the air drinking tea.

It's Mr. Mikazuki Munekin of my older sister Honmaru.

...By the way, where did he get the tea from the underground club?

Besides, why is he so calm? !Kabukicho will be demolished soon, right?Can you still drink tea so calmly?

"I didn't expect it at all. This gentleman's drinking capacity...is actually about the same as my lord." Xiaohumaru did not show any panic at all. He leisurely combed his hair in front of the broken mirror fragments, losing gravity on his head. The long silver hair that fluttered slowly reminded Kagura of a certain shampoo advertisement.

"No, it's a lot worse. The old lady is the type who can be knocked down with one bite. Brother Chuya is obviously better than her." Brother’s wine? Why?”

Sankaiyue and Xiaohumaru looked at each other, trying to continue Duo Kagura and keep smiling to get away with it.

But Kagura is not Kagami, and she doesn't like it at all.

After glancing at the entire bar counter from the corner of the eye, Kagura used her hand as a knife, raised her arm high, and split it in two neatly with a bang.

Pretty brutal.

After splitting the bar, Kagura squinted at him, full of threats.

"..."

The smile of the two-strike drama master Lao Dao finally couldn't last.

Sanriyue's hand holding the teacup trembled slightly, shaking out half of the cup as if she had Parkinson's disease, while Xiaohuwan stopped combing her hair and accidentally pulled off a whole lock of hair.

"...It was an accident." Mikazuki Zongjin tried to launch a beauty offensive.

"Yeah, that's right, it was an accident." Xiaohumaru nodded in agreement.

After all, their original purpose was to get the boy drunk, divert his attention from the lord, and prevent the situation from getting out of hand.

Unexpectedly, the protagonist who likes to poke people's sore spots after being drunk every day is already terrifying, and the boy in the hat is even more terrifying. He directly turns into a demolition office and blows up all the buildings visible to the naked eye.

...In a sense, it has the same destructive power as the drunken protagonist.

One kills, the other kills.

"Then, what should I do now, Aru?" Kagura grabbed the collars of Mikazuki and Kohomaru and shook them vigorously, shaking the two old people until they vomited: "Old sister is also drunk now! Otherwise, it will be replaced by old sister Maybe there is a solution, old lady, she..."

Eh?

Wait, sister, where did she go? !

Kagura held his head and forced it down.

In the messy underground club, there were only two drunken culprits looking at each other underneath.

Kagura: "..."

She quickly raised her head, wiped off her sweat, and said to Mikazuki Zongjin and Xiaohumaru: "There's nothing down here, go back."

However, Kagura's attempt to escape from reality failed. A mysterious anti-gravity force came from the ground and sent them all to the sky of Edo.

The entire singing and dancing venue was almost completely wiped out with one piece.

After flying to a certain distance, the sense of weightlessness exerted on her body disappeared. Before Kagura could find a point of strength for herself, someone hugged her firmly in the posture of a princess.

However, it is not the hero who saves the beauty, but her bald dad.

The owner of Xinghaifang caught the daughter who flew out steadily, and the warriors belonging to the elder sister also stepped forward and quickly rescued the unfortunate customers who were affected.

Fortunately no one was injured.

"Kagura-chan?" Xinghai Fangzhu asked anxiously, "Are you okay? The venue suddenly exploded, and Dad was about to go there when he saw Kagura flying out..."

"No, no, no! It's not Explosion Alu." Kagura waved his hand excitedly, and lifted Xinghai Fangzhu's windshield: "Daddy! Someone used superpowers to open this venue!"

Xinghai Fangzhu was obviously stunned, and remained silent for a while, reaching out to touch Kagura's forehead.

"Ahhhhhhh! No, Daddy! I don't have a fever!" Kagura tried to explain, gesturing vigorously with Master Xinghaifang: "At first, the old lady was drunk, then Chuya was drunk, and then... ..."

"By the way!" Xinghai Fangzhu, who didn't believe his daughter's first words at all, was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Where is Xiao Shenyao? Is she okay?"

The owner of Xinghaifang, who was worried about his daughter's safety, asked while anxiously wanting to run towards the ruins of the clubhouse.

"!!" Kagura shook his head, "No!"

If I showed my father all kinds of scenes that might happen in the ruins that she imagined, would it be okay?

At that time, Dad will be angry, let alone Edo, the earth will be demolished, right?

The owner of Xinghaifang ran halfway, braked suddenly, and turned around to ask his daughter: "...Why not?"

"No way, no way!" Kagura grabbed the few remaining hairs on his father's head: "I swear by the hair follicles you have left over from you! Old sister, she's definitely fine! It's fine!"

For some reason, Master Xinghai felt that if he really dared to take a step forward now, all the hair on his head would be pulled out by his little daughter.

...So, what happened in the underground clubhouse?Will it make Kagura so nervous?

"Kagura-chan, calm down first, Dad's hair is not vinegar kelp, it won't grow back after you pull it out!" Master Xinghaifang broke out in a cold sweat, persuading his daughter.

"Then Dad, keep your current posture, don't touch Alu!" Kagura vowed to fight against the evil forces to the end, to help her sister hide it to the end, and was determined not to let Dad get close to the clubhouse over there.

When the father and daughter were in a stalemate, the earth-shattering movement in Kabukicho finally attracted the attention of Shinsengumi.

"What the hell is this?" After racing to Kabukicho, Hijikata Toshiro rolled up the window, took out the cigarette dangling from his mouth, looked up at the clubhouse, hesitating: "This is... the horror of the barbarians. Attack?"

"Vice Chief, don't worry about it. Whether it's a terrorist or something else, just let me blast them." Okita Sougo skillfully set up the bazooka: "By the way, if you want to, Deputy Chief , I can also make you disappear completely at any time."

"Have you grown to the point where you talk about murder all the time?" Toshiro Hijikata's mouth twitched.

"No! No!"

The person who shouted at this moment was Kondo Isao, the team leader of the Shinsengumi, who burst into tears and thumped the car with his hands: "Absolutely, absolutely, you must not fire! This is where Ms. A Miao works! Maybe Ms. A Miao I'm still in danger inside! I'm going to save Miss A Miao from leaving!"

While shouting, Kondo Isao made a gesture to charge forward, but was stopped by Okita Sougo.

"Team leader." The boy with chestnut hair and red eyes raised his lips slightly, showing a unique smile of Hei Ni, and pointed to the side: "Miss A Miao, it's right there now."

Isao Kondo turned his head and looked in the direction pointed by Sougo Okita, and saw Tae Shimura maintaining the shy state of a small bird, snuggling in the arms of a young man with aqua-blue hair and a gentle smile in the posture of a princess hug .

Her cheeks were slightly red, and her motionless and obedient appearance looked like a girl whose heart couldn't be softer.

Kondo Isao: "..."

The gorilla who suffered a critical attack almost fell down on the spot and bid farewell to this wonderful world.

Hijikata Shishiro frowned and recognized it: "Then what, isn't he the samurai gentleman who helped us deal with the documents in the group just now?"

"Miss, are you not injured?" Yi Qi asked patiently.

"No... injured."

With the handsome man in front of her, Shimura Tae was half sober in an instant, her two index fingers were interlaced, her eyes were wandering, and her heart was pounding wildly.

"Is that so? That would be great."

Yiqi Yizheng smiled gently, and made a gesture to let her down.

"Wait...wait!" Shimura Takashi clenched her fists, and finally suppressed what she wanted to say with a blushing face: "In order to repay this samurai for saving his life, let me make a promise with my body!"

Kondo Hsun fell to his knees with a plop, thump, thud, and grabbed the ground with his head.

Yiqi continued to smile politely: "...?"

"Please marry me!" Shimura Takashi's body was full of happy pink bubbles: "My lord, since the moment I saw you, my heart has been captured by you..."

Kondo Isao began to vomit.

Seeing that my sister was safe and sound, I was about to go to check just now but I heard such words.

Shimura Shinpachi hissed, took off his glasses and wiped them vigorously, with a suspicious expression on his face.

"Miss, you are drunk."

It's worthy of the first phase and one boost, even at this moment I can still show such a calm smile: "Besides, I'm not a prince, and I have more than a dozen younger brothers to support in my family. "

"It's fine! I can fulfill my sister-in-law's responsibility flawlessly!" Shimura Tae said without hesitation.

"...The responsibility of the elder sister-in-law? Does it mean to beat them with the iron fist of love every day?"

Shimura Shinpachi touched the back of his head that was aching, and whispered in a voice that his sister couldn't hear.

"By the way, your name is..." Shimura Tae's eyes seemed to twinkle like stars.

"...One strike at a time."

"Mr. Yiqi and Mr. Mikazuki..." Shimura Takao held his flushed cheeks and exaggeratedly said: "They are both so excellent, it's really hard to choose, you don't want to argue with each other because of a woman like me... "

...so who the hell is arguing for you here?Sober up!

Of course, Shimura Shinpachi only dared to say this rant in his heart, and he didn't dare to really say it to his sister at all.

Alas, he originally thought that the older sister would only turn into Godzilla when she was drunk, but he didn't expect that when the drunk older sister faced a beautiful man, she would give herself an Otome fan heroine.

Shimura Shinpachi was embarrassed and wanted to dig out a three-story villa on the ground with his toes.

"Yo, new Baji."

Shimura Shinpachi, who was worrying about his sister, felt his shoulders sink, he turned his head excitedly and said, "Gin!!"

The tall figure of the silver-haired yukata samurai looked so serious and reliable at the moment.

Because Shimura Shinpachi understands that as long as any difficulty is placed in front of this man, he can easily solve it in various ways.

The corners of Shimura Shinpachi's eyes were slightly moist, and he rubbed the corners of his eyes emotionally: "Ayin, you are here, where did you go just now?"

Sakata Yinshi chuckled: "Just now? Ah Yin, I was imprisoned in the Shinsengumi for posting small advertisements, and no one came to bail me out."

Shimura Shinpachi: "..."

This is definitely the hot-blooded manga hero who is really miserable in Jump.

"Okay, okay, I see, in short, let your sister, the hidden Godzilla, stop pestering the kamiyoshi samurai brother, and then go to the ruins to prevent Kabukicho from becoming the next Ruins, right..."

Sakata Gintoki walked in front of Shimura Tae, looking lazily at Yiqi's gentle golden eyes.

Yizhen suddenly felt that through these seemingly lifeless dead fish eyes, he realized that there was a very reliable person in front of him, which could make people feel at ease.

Sakata Gintoki cleared his throat vigorously, but before he could speak, he was punched in the lower abdomen by the drunken Godzilla who was defenseless.

The men present subconsciously felt a chill in their lower body.

"..."

"No, why am I going to be beaten before I even open my mouth?" Sakata Gintoki maintained the girl's Uchihachi posture, covered the place where he was hit hard just now with a blue face, and his legs trembled: "It failed! Now don't Said to save Edo, Ah Yin, I can't even protect my own little Ah Yin!"

One issue, one shock: "..."

Shimura Shinpachi: "...So what are you here for? Is it funny?"

"There is still a bad idea now, that is, brother in the first stage, you should find a river and throw the drunk Godzilla into it to release him." Sakata Gintoki suggested: "If you do this, it is very in line with the existing law."

"Don't say things like throwing other people's sisters into the river casually! I'm still here!" Shimura Shinpachi stomped his feet: "Speaking of which, what is the place where my sister works? Yes Explosion or enemy attack?"

Twenty minutes ago, the magnificent underground clubhouse was completely reduced to ruins.

The buildings built on it were all dismantled and thrown away by supernatural forces. The demolition was even cleaner than that done by the demolition office.

"It wasn't an explosion, and it wasn't an enemy attack." Sakata Gintoki pulled out the Toya Lake from his waist, and put it lazily on his shoulders: "It's just that there are two drunk fools like your sister on the ground. .”

As soon as he finished speaking, Shimura Tae suddenly rolled over from Yiqi's polite embrace and stood up, not forgetting to give Gintoki another kick before landing on the ground.

Yinshi: ...how much vengeance does this terrifying woman hold?

"Old sister?" Shimura Shinpachi was pleasantly surprised: "Have you woken up yet? What happened to the clubhouse just now? Have you encountered any dangerous enemies?"

"Dangerous enemy?" Shimura Tae looked up at the ruins: "It's probably alcohol."

She really didn't intend to confuse vitamin C with sake before, but after getting drunk, her thinking was completely out of her control.

When I came back to my senses, not only the working place was demolished, but even people flew into the sky.

What happened during the period when she just broke up?

Shimura Miao didn't dare to think about it, but she felt that the truth was definitely in line with her guess.

And that sister of Kagura... there must be some connection.

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At the same time, the two Hanhans who were still drunk were still looking at each other.

Zhong Yuanzhong also made a bang, and put the wine bottle on the only remaining bar, his blue eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist.

Normally, when he was drunk, he would definitely curse a few words like "Bastard Dazai, I will definitely kill you".

However, this time he didn't.

"This is not a place for children to come, hurry up and go away."

Zhong also looked at the child in front of him who looked familiar at first glance, and his first reaction was to drive her away from this dangerous place, but although what he said was to let her leave, his tone was quite gentle.

Shen Yao pursed her mouth in grievance, not only did not leave, but instead gathered all her strength, and slammed into his arms with a thud.

After being drunk, Zhong didn't know how to use supernatural powers to buffer himself. He was knocked to the ground by this sudden head hammer, and the scenery in his sight instantly changed to the blue sky.

However, although he was knocked down, Chuya's first reaction was not to trouble that guy, but to look at the sky and continue to diverge his thoughts:

"Tsk, what kind of broken bar is this...it doesn't even have a ceiling."

Nakahara Chuya, who looked disgusted, seemed to have forgotten that he was the one who tore down the clubhouse.

If the store manager heard what he said, he might be so angry that he would have a heart attack on the spot.

In the next second, the blue sky disappeared, replaced by a pair of pure cobalt blue eyes that broke into his line of sight.

Unlike the blue of the sea, nor the blue of the sky, it is like a bright mirror, reflecting itself completely in it.

Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked, and Shenyao kept lying on his body, resting her chin and looking at him, and blinked too.

The two drunk fools looked at each other for a while.

At this moment, the vermilion dim light on Nakaya's body can be regarded as disappearing, and his supernatural ability has also subsided temporarily.

"tired."

Shenyao yawned big and dozed off bit by bit.

Allowing alcohol to occupy the brain will cause her to become lethargic as a direct result.

In fact, Zhongyuanzhong is not sleepy at this time, his supernatural powers are clamoring, urging him to continue to let himself go.

but……

"Tired, let's go to sleep."

Nakahara Chuya's head seemed to be a little clearer, and he patted Shenyao's head in a good manner.

"What about Zhongye?"

"...Let's take a rest together, too."

Even though his brain was still confused, Zhong Yuanzhong did not forget to put his coat on the girl's body, wrapping her tightly to cover her from the sun.

So, this time, the drunk Nakahara Chuya, who only demolished a venue, actually stopped the next series of possible terrifying actions by his own will without Osamu Dazai, and closed his eyes comfortably Rest up... and then completely fell asleep.

The quiet sunlight penetrated through the clouds, penetrated the ground, spread downward, and the remaining bit melted into the girl's hair.

A few people on the ground looked up and saw two drunken hanhans lying in the center of the clubhouse, maintaining a posture facing each other, sleeping very deeply.