Night Rabbit Inquisitor

Kagura didn't realize until the moment she really fell into the Tsurumi River that she didn't seem to be very good at swimming.

Well, to be honest, not at all.

She never learned this skill when she was in Luoyang, and she had no chance to swim during the two days on Earth.

Although he said that little brother, don’t be afraid that she is coming, when he actually entered the water, the first thing Kagura did after Gulu Gulu was filled with water was to grab an object around him and sink with it.

Tosi, who was just about to dive ashore from the river, had his head snapped back into the river by the powerful palm that fell from the sky, and Kagura also happened to take advantage of this force to stick his head out to take a breath.

Tosi: "..."

At this moment, he finally understood what the e-mail that Osamu Dazai replied to him meant.

[Remember to beware of dogs falling from the sky. 】

He thought the guy was playing some word game with him, and he deduced a hundred possible hidden meanings.

Now it seems that it really means literally, it is a dog that fell from the sky.

California Qingguang complained while running: "...Hey! What are you talking about saving people? Miss Kagura, did she just push down the man who fell into the water?!"

Yamato Mamoru put his hands on his partner's shoulders, and said righteously: "Qingguang, what the lord's sister did can be called to push down the man who fell into the water? It must be doing a righteous deed to encourage that foreign boy." Brother is working hard to learn to swim with breath holding! Come on! That foreign boy! We believe you can do it!"

California Qingguang silently: "...Learn to swim with breath-holding? Where to swim? Styx?"

As polarized sword fighters, their maneuvers are very fast, but for some reason... Even with all their strength, they still can't keep up with the speed of the lord sister and the foreign friend going down the river.

This scene was inexplicably familiar, reminding them of the lord who fell into the river and went down the river after being drunk last time.

If only they could have the speed of a polarized dagger...

Just when Qingguang and An Ding gradually felt a little powerless, they didn't realize that Ding Chun, who was following behind, already had an extra person.

"Hey, two samurai brothers, good day." Riding on Dingchun, the passing silver-haired natural curly greeted them.

"Ah, hello, boss." Qing Guang and An Ding nodded in response.

It wasn't until the boss rode away on the dog that they all realized that something was wrong.

"Why did Mr. Gintoki appear here?" California Qingguang was shocked: "...What happened to Honmaru? The 21st century will not be messed up, right?"

Yamato Moran Ding pointed at Yin Shi and said, "Look, Qingguang, the boss has already caught up with them!"

Tosi in the river originally wanted to struggle.

But this girl's strength is really too great, it's like... wishing to push him into the bottom of the river with one palm and drown him.

He tried to surface many times, but was pushed down again by the other party.

What's even more frightening is that the latter keeps repeating to himself: "Don't be afraid, little brother! I think I'm about to master some swimming skills, Lu, I'll rescue you right away, Lu!"

Tosi: "...?"

Japan is really a wonderful country. Before he arrived, he was knocked into the Tsurumi River by a vicious dog that fell from the sky. There was also a girl who said she wanted to save him, but actually wanted to kill him.

The girl and the vicious dog never appeared in his plan from beginning to end, they were like creatures that appeared in this world out of thin air.

So, who disrupted his original plan?

Is it Osamu Dazai?

Did he see through something?

Before Tuosi could continue to think deeply, the girl slapped his head down further.

... Before coming to a conclusion, he was afraid that he would drown to death.

In fact, he really wanted to activate the supernatural power on the spot, so that the child who was obviously murdering him would fall into eternal sleep.

However, reason told Tosi that he could not do this now.

This girl is also an "unknown" existence. If he really strikes out of anger now, he doesn't know what kind of chain reaction it will cause.

It's better to be cautious and pretend to be an innocent Russian tourist who fell into the water...

Just when Tosi was trying to adjust his state, someone suddenly grabbed his collar tightly.

This strength is not as simple as wanting to suffocate him, but seems to want to strangle his neck with his bare hands on the spot.

"Brother! Take heart a little bit, Alu! Why is there no sound? This is not good, don't lose to the river Gulu Gulu Gulu!"

Just when Tosi felt that he was about to see the real Styx, someone finally grabbed his arm and rescued him from the river.

The opponent's movements were not gentle at all, almost throwing him to the ground with a slam.

Sakata Gintoki, who was riding Dingchun, rushed straight into the Tsurumi River, first threw the almost silent pale brother to the shore, and then fished out the mountain gorilla who was said to be saving people but was actually murdering.

Tosi was able to catch his breath, and his already delicate body was stimulated by this. He covered his lungs, and coughed until he choked on the water in the river just now.

Seeing this, Kagura rushed forward anxiously and said, "I'll help you with cardiopulmonary resuscitation, little brother!"

Tuosi thought, if he really let that strong child do CPR for him, his ribs would be broken by her on the spot.

"CPR, what a ghost!" Sakata Gintoki punched Kagura's head: "What the hell are you doing?"

"Huh? What are you talking about? Of course I'm saving Aru!" Kagura replied angrily, covering her head.

"Who in the world would forcefully push a person into the water and learn to swim while rescuing a person who fell into the water???" Yinshi walked up to Tuo Si with Kagura in his hand, and pushed her down to sit upright: "Give it to me." Properly apologize to this foreign friend!"

While saying this, Gintoki still wrapped his outer shirt on the drenched Kagura body.

Kagura looked at the pale and handsome foreign friend in front of him, who was still forcing a gentlemanly smile on her, and was about to say something, when he felt the cold wind blowing from the shore, his body was cold, and he shivered. Opening his mouth wide, he let out an "Ah Chirp", and sneezed loudly right at Tuosi's handsome face.

It was nothing more than a sneeze, but this sneeze also brought out a long strip of snot, one end stuck to his handsome cheek, and the other end stuck in Kagura's nostril.

Tosi: "..."

Ah, this dark and rotten world really needs to be destroyed and rebuilt.

Sakata Gintoki was about to explode in anger, and hit Kagura's head again with a thud: "Hey!! What are you doing!! Are you trying to destroy the relationship between this country and this foreign friend's country? ??"

Kagura touched the bottom of her nose with her index finger, her expression a little embarrassed: "Probably because I caught a cold when I fell into the water, and I couldn't hold back Aru for a while."

Yinshi looked at this foreign friend who was sitting motionless on the ground, as if he was doubting his life, and took out the rag-like thing he fished out of the river just now to help him wipe his face: "I'm really sorry, my dear I know which country you're from, although I don't know if you can understand Japanese...ah, what...I'm...very...sorry?"

Tosi saw clearly what the man was holding in his hand and was wiping his face.

It's his hat.

Although he didn't know if he was still smiling at this time, he still replied gently: "I can understand Japanese...Thank you for your help."

Yinshi looked at Tuosi, with a hesitant expression for a while, then turned his head and began to whisper to Kagura: "Why doesn't he get angry like this? Isn't his temper too good?"

Kagura took the furry hat in Yinshi's hand, and without hesitation, began to blow her nose with the other end that had just wiped Dosi's face, blowing very loudly. After blowing her nose, she threw the hat away. Quietly replied: "I don't know about Alu, if someone dared to do this to me, I would have knocked his head off a long time ago, Alu."

Tosi: Hehe.

To be honest, he actually wanted to do the same now.

"Cough cough cough, this little foreigner." Yin Shi cleared his throat, "Which country are you from?"

"……Russia."

"Oh oh oh oh! I know there, I heard that there are many fighting people who can beat bears with bare hands!" He raised his hand to pat Tuosi on the shoulder, but seeing his thin body, he probably couldn't withstand half a blow, Still stopped the car in time, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "You have a strong body, you look very tough."

As the strongest fighting race in the universe, Kagura meowed in distaste: "He doesn't look like a fighting race at all, Aru..."

"Kagura is so noisy! To know whether a man is tough, you can't just look at the appearance, you should also look at the soul!"

Kagura: "But Silver Sauce, didn't you say before that whether a man is tough depends on his crotch—"

Her mouth was tightly covered by Yinshi who was laughing awkwardly.

However, Tuosi clearly felt that as soon as the girl finished speaking, the eyes of these people involuntarily left his face, and gradually moved down to the part Kagura said.

Tosi: "..."

He felt like he was being viewed. raped.

"Well, An Ning..." California Qingguang poked An Ning quietly: "I feel that the gentleman's anger has probably piled up to the extreme, and his whole body trembled with patience."

"However, to be able to endure to this extent, that gentleman is really a very powerful person in a certain sense." Yamato Morita sighed and replied.

"However, when the lord's younger sister fell into the water just now... I let her know the news out of desperation." Qing Guang's tone gradually lost confidence: "My lord, she might be very anxious now..."

Say the lord, the lord is here.

"God Music!!!"

The sound of the Shenyao ranges from far to near.

She rushed here from the riverside almost in a whoosh, stretched out her hands to clear away the obstacles around her sister, pushed Yinshi back a few steps with one hand, and pushed down the delicate and frail ( ?), and then nervously pulled his sister to look left and right: "Why, how is it? Are you okay? Do you want my sister to give you cardiopulmonary resuscitation? How much water did you choke on?"

"Sister, I'm fine, uh uh..."

Kagura said vaguely: "That's right, that little brother from Russia seems to have something to do."

Shen Yao looked back, just in time to see Tuo Si who got up from the ground with a pale face and was still wet.

Shen Yao's expression was a bit bad: "Did you push him into the river?"

Kagura shook his head and clarified: "No, no, he was knocked into the river by Dingchun, and then I took the initiative to jump into the river to save him."

Shen Yao: "...So, did you rescue him up?"

She doesn't remember that Kagura can swim, when did she learn it?Did you learn it secretly while she was not in Luoyang?

Kagura was silent for a while, and said: "...Just now, I was just a little bit short of learning how to swim."

Divine Ballad: "..."

So Kagura just entered the water for what?

Shen Yao looked at Tosi's purple-red eyes that seemed to be covered with water mist, felt guilty in her heart, and bowed to him while pressing her sister's head: "I'm sorry...my sister seems to have caused you some trouble, Are you all right?"

In fact, Tuosi really wanted to answer, yes, very much, thanks to your sister, his plan to destroy the world has been put on the agenda a few more times.

But Tuosi deserved to be Tuosi, he showed a gentle scum smile at Shenyao with his current appearance of a sickly beauty: "No, it's okay, I didn't take it to heart."

Qing Guang: ...that's amazing, I can still laugh now, if I were a normal person, my blood vessels would have exploded with anger.

However, the divine ballad that came here suddenly made Tosi a little relieved.

He thought there was finally a normal person here who could communicate.

Although she is also an "unknown" existence, her degree of danger and IQ are obviously much better than the strange mountain gorilla who tried to pin him to death in the river and the curly silver hair who wiped his face with his hat on the other side.

Shen Yao looked at Tuo Si with a gentle smile, feeling guilty: "Well... your clothes are soaked now, I will take you to a nearby shopping mall to buy suitable clothes."

By chance, he got a chance to be close to the "unknown".

Of course Tosi would not refuse this opportunity.

However, at this time, Kagura started whispering to Gintoki again: "Nah, Gin-chan, that little brother not only wears a strange white uniform but also wears a cloak... Could it be that he has a second-year illness? ? Only the second child can dress so strangely on the street, right?"

Sakata Gintoki stared: "Kagura, don't talk nonsense, maybe this is the traditional national costume of friends in Russia. I heard that they can wrestle bears, so wearing a cloak can make you look more handsome?"

"But this Russian guy doesn't look like he can wrestle a bear at all, Aru. I think a bear can slap him on the ground, so why does he wear a cape?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's why he needs to wear a cloak that symbolizes how powerful he is!"

Because her sister was still present, Kagura did not directly express her dislike for Tosi.

For Kagura, whether it is Dazai when they first met or Tosi now, their images are very similar to Kamui's.

She didn't beat them with her hands, which was already giving them a lot of face.

After all, the black mud in this world all have something in common.

However, even if Shenyao vaguely had the same sense of déjà vu, she would not express her dislike for Tuosi like her sister.

As a god judge, as long as Hei Ni did not step on her minefield, no matter whether the other party was Hei Ni or anything else, Shen Yao would treat him gently and politely.

"Kagura." Kagura yelled softly in a low voice, which shocked Kagura: "It's too rude to talk about his clothes in front of this gentleman."

Kagura was taken aback by the old lady's scary tone, and hurriedly made a gesture of zipping her lips, with a cute expression.

Tosi's eyes suddenly became meaningful.

One thing falls one thing.

He stood up slowly, smiled slightly, and stretched out his hand towards Shen Yao: "Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky."

Gintoki: "...Huh? What is he doing? Is he reciting some strange spell? Speaking of which, I remember that there are many psychics who curse people in Russia. Hey—— Kagura, remember to tell your sister to be careful a little."

The corners of Tosi's eyes twitched slightly, and he continued to smile at Shenyao: "Hello, this is my name."

Not a curse.

"Hello, I'm Shenyao." Shenyao held Tuosi's outstretched hand, looked at the sky, and put on an expression like reciting mathematical formulas, trying to recall: "That... Feo..."

"Just call me Tuosi."

As if seeing her embarrassment, Tosi bent his eyes to help her out.

Then Kagura also stretched out her hand towards Tosi: "Hello, Alu! My name is Xueliqi·Mei·J·Q·Antalya·Shangmengxunmei·Hathaway Phantom Haiwei, you can just call me by this name, Alu! If you can’t, I’ll beat you up!”

Three seconds later, Kagura's head was covered with the bulge knocked out by the old lady, and she shrank to the side with teary eyes.

"That child is Kagura, my sister." Shen Yao hesitated for a while: "She is usually a very sensible and good child, but I don't know why today..."

"No, it's fine." Tosi continued to smile: "After all, I'm also new to Japan, and it's the first time I've met such a person. I think it's very interesting."

Shen Yao blinked: "Really?"

Of course it's fake.

His desire to destroy the world has never been as strong as it is today.

"Well... Anyway, let's go to the shopping mall to change clothes first." Shen Yao raised her head: "It's autumn now, and it's easier to catch a cold while wearing wet clothes."

Yinshi's expression was serious: "Before I leave, can I trouble this Mr. Tosi with one more thing?"

"Of course." Tuosi smiled slightly, opened his eyes, and looked at the red-eyed man in front of him.

Although he looks like a vagrant on the surface, he actually hides a powerful power, as if he has practiced swordsmanship for many years.

In the country's way... more like a samurai?

Interesting that there are still samurai in such an era.

So what was the warrior gentleman trying to say to him?

Or, what did he see?

Tuosi and Yinshi looked at each other for a moment, and Yinshi cleared his throat: "That... Could you please say in the current tone, 'It's not a wig, it's Gui!'?"

Tosi hesitated and repeated: "It's not a wig, it's Gui?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Tosi: ...Well, so what?

The voice is exactly the same, what can this mean?

It's really inexplicable, I don't know what these guys in front of me are excited about.

But Tuo Si just smiled and agreed: "Ah, is that so? This is really a great coincidence."

He perfectly disguised himself as a well-meaning Russian.

He will not get angry because of "little things", and his tone and demeanor are very polite.

At least, except for a certain girl with strange powers, these people in front of him were still successfully deceived by his appearance, weren't they?

Yin Shi patted his thigh: "Then next time you wear a wig and change into his clothes, maybe you will be caught in the police while walking on the street."

Tosi: "..."

In fact, if he walked on the street for a while more openly now, he would really be caught in the police station.

Who is that "wig" in his mouth?

Tosi also asked slowly: "Wig... What kind of person is he? Why was he arrested on the street?"

"He..." Yin Shi thought for a while, and beautified his old friend: "A...revolutionary who wants to change this corrupt world and struggles in the tide?"

Barbarians...

In fact, he was also one of those who tried to struggle.

Silver thought.

Tosi fell silent because of Yinshi's words.

So it turns out that the person named Wig, like him, is trying to change this sad world, but his ideas are rejected by this world?

Heh... From this point of view, being able to have a similar voice to him, isn't it a kind of fate?

Perhaps in the future, he will be lucky enough to invite Mr. Wig to participate in his plans.

Tuosi fell into deep thought here, and Shenyao gestured to Qingguang Qingguang and Yamato Shou'an, indicating that they could leave quietly.

"But...although they said they were going to the shopping mall..." Shen Yao looked at Dingchun, who was wagging his tail at her, behind him, and frowned slightly, "You can't bring pets in."

Yinshi: ...Can't you be a little bit shocked why there is such a big dog?And sister, should your focus be on not bringing pets into the mall?This is fundamentally wrong!

"Old sister! It's called Dingchun!" Kagura hugged Dingchun's head, proudly said: "How is it, isn't it cute, Aru?"

Looking at the big dog, Shen Yao kept nodding: "Well, it's quite cute. It looks very suitable for our night rabbit to raise."

A look at this body is very solid.

They are truly sisters.

Silver sighed.

"Although I really want to ask why you guys are here..." Shenyao sighed, and while stroking Dingchun, said to Kagami in a low voice: "But Mr. Tuosi is still here now, so wait until he is gone. Tell me the reason properly, and remember to be obedient before then."

Kagura blinked her watery clear eyes and looked at her sister, nodding her head like a pounding garlic.

But Shenyao was not worried at all.

She led her sister, two men and a dog towards the river, and said as she walked, "Um... I forgot to tell you, after I heard the news that Kagura fell into the water, I came here in the car of my brother and boss. "

It's still too conspicuous to fly on the roof of the building in broad daylight, and she doesn't want to appear in the news reports the next day.

When Mr. Mori Ogai offered to drive her over, she would have been more respectful than obedient.

"Brother??" Kagura looked horrified: "Could it be a bastard——"

"No, it's impossible, don't say that annoying name, little Kagura, where did you come up with such a terrible idea." Shenyao slapped Kagura's mouth with a slap: "Now This elder brother and that elder brother... No, it’s a world of difference from that paramecium."

Kagura with her mouth covered: ...So Kamui has fallen to the level of paramecium?

And she didn't know at all, when did my sister recognize another brother?Why had she never mentioned this to her in the letter before?

Tuo Si kept smiling and listened to the communication of these "unknown" people, while looking at the backs of California Qingguang and Yamato Mamoru Anding, thinking deeply, until he saw the car parked by the river.

The leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai.

His smile stopped abruptly, and his pupils trembled slightly.

But Mori Ogai didn't give him any attention, his eyes were all focused on Kagura who was beside Kagami.

"Uncle Rintaro, I really trouble you to send me here this time." Shen Yao helped Kagura wrap her coat tightly.

"No, it's fine, it's great that your sister is fine." Mori Ogai casually mentioned, "How old is she this year?"

"Hmm... I remember that my sister is a month away from turning 12, right?" Shen Yao replied after thinking for a while.

Kagura nodded proudly: "Yeah! But even so, I'm still taller than my sister—no, I mean my sister is the most gentle and beautiful girl in the world, Aru, hello uncle."

"Hello."

Looking at Kagura's smile, Mori Ogai looked more kind and gentle.

Sakata Gintoki suddenly felt that Lake Toya at his waist became ready to move.