Night Rabbit Inquisitor

After accepting the commission from the shopkeeper in Chinatown, Osamu Dazai was not in a hurry to go back to the detective agency, but wandered by the Tsurumi River.

By the way, he listed a thousand possibilities in his mind why the woman would do this, and then rejected them all.

So, what is her purpose?

What kind of relationship does she have with that powerful girl?

While meditating, a strange email appeared on the phone.

Click to open it, and there is only one sentence [Wait here for a while, I have something to talk to you. 】

Who would want to talk to him?

Well, it must be some troublesome guy anyway... Maybe it has something to do with the recent incident of possessed monsters in Yokohama...

Osamu Dazai stretched his waist and looked up at the sky.

...Speaking of which, is it an illusion?Why does he feel that the dog in the sky is so big?And it seems to be getting closer.

Ah, it's coming, it's coming in his direction.

It wasn't until he was thrown by Dingchun's paw and fell face up on the soft grass that Osamu Dazai finally realized that the big dog he had just seen in the distance was not his illusion.

The cute, fluffy face of a giant dog was in front of him, with round eyes and two eyebrows in the shape of jade. This huge white dog stuck out its tongue at him, and then looked at him and tilted its head.

Ah, although it is a bit big, it is a cute dog.

Osamu Dazai sat up, subconsciously looked at it and smiled slightly.

In the next second, the cute big dog opened its mouth wide and swallowed his head whole with a whimper.

Dazai Osamu who was stuffed into the dog's head: "...???"

He stretched out his hands to press the side of Dingchun's head, trying to push away the cruel dog's head, but because the opponent's strength was too great, he struggled for a long time and could only move his hands motionless on the spot.

Dazai Osamu, the youngest cadre of the former port mafia, and the only one who successfully left the port gangsters to go to the armed detective agency, at this moment... there is nothing he can do about this dog biting his head.

"Dingchun, this is not okay, how can you pick up strange things to eat on the road, Aru?" When Dazai was feeling desperate, Kagura raised his hand and patted Dingchun's head: "Hey, hurry up It spits it out, if you really eat it, maybe your stomach will be infected with strange bacteria, and then the poop it pulls out will become stinky, Aru!"

Osamu Dazai: ... So I am a strange thing on the side of the road?

Joharu and Kagura stalemate each other for a while, and then it finally gave up struggling, opened its mouth, and spat out Osamu Dazai whose face was full of saliva.

Osamu Dazai fumbled in his pocket, although he didn't find a handkerchief, but at least he found a spare bandage, so he took out the bandage and wiped off the drool on his face that blocked his vision.

hiss.

When he finally opened his eyes, he saw a girl holding a purple paper umbrella, wearing a red cheongsam, with orange-pink hair and cobalt blue eyes.

... At least seven or eight levels similar to the girl in the morning who almost killed his little Dazai.

Kagura blinked and asked him with pure eyes: "Hey, are you okay? I'm really sorry, Aru, my Dingchun always likes to eat strange things, although I usually teach him to correct it. , but it will still not be able to correct this bad habit for a while."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This sentence doesn't feel like an apology at all, and it makes people feel angry no matter how they listen to it.

Kagura looked at Osamu Dazai with a somewhat ignorant expression, continued to shake his head innocently and said: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to say that you are a strange thing! Although your breath is a little bit similar to the bastard brother, which makes you I feel very disgusted, but my sister told me to be polite when I meet strangers when I go out! Even if I think they are disgusting, I can’t just say Alu.”

Osamu Dazai: Then I can really fucking thank you.

"That... Mr. Kelp Head, where is this place?" Kagura hand set up an awning to look around: "Just now I was clearly in the place where my sister lives, why did I come here all of a sudden?"

"I'm not Mr. Kelphead." Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, and then showed his habitual harmless smile: "I'm Osamu Dazai, just call me Mr. Dazai."

"What should we do, Dingchun? Have we hit the entrance of some time machine? Biu can travel to another world or something, can we find the entrance and go back? Or do we need to become a brave man to defeat the big devil in this world? Aru?"

Dingharu turned his head and pointed his ass at Osamu Dazai, while Kagura who was sitting on Dingharu didn't reply to his self-introduction at all, or...he didn't listen at all.

Osamu Dazai suddenly thought of the dumb-haired boy who wanted to snatch his coat and bandages the first time they met.

Osamu Dazai once thought that boy's behavior was ridiculous, but now that he thinks about it carefully, comparing him with his two younger sisters, that boy is simply an angel among angels.

Osamu Dazai sighed in his heart, and was about to try to continue communicating with Kagura, but she had already slapped Dingharu on the ass and rushed out happily with him: "Let's Dingharu! Let's go and see the situation. Lu! Oh oh oh! Let's defeat the big devil in another world and go back to find my sister!"

Dazai watched helplessly as the girl on the dog's back drifted away: "..."

No, if such a big dog is brought into the street by her, it will definitely cause a huge sensation, right?

Maybe it will alert the port mafia and the special agent team.

So Osamu Dazai took a photo of Dingchun and posted it in the group chat of the Armed Detective Agency.

【Osamu Dazai: 【Picture】】

[Miyazawa Kenji: Wow!Amazing!This dog is so big!Why is this dog so big? 】

[Kunikida Doppo: ... How could there be such a big dog in the world? This photo was taken deliberately by Dazai, using the principle of the near big and the far small. 】

[Miyazawa Kenji: Oh oh oh!I see, so why is that dog so big?What did you eat to grow so big?It's amazing, it's as big as a cow! 】

[Kunikida Doppo: No, Kenji, that's not because the dog is bigger, but because it looks bigger in the photo. 】

[Edogawa Ranpo: There is a girl riding on it. 】

【Kunikida Doppo: ...Huh? 】

[Tanizaki Junichiro: ...Huh? 】

【Kenji Miyazawa: A dog as big as a cow is so good, I want to ride it too. 】

【Osamu Dazai: Now this cute dog is on the streets of Yokohama. 】

【Kunikida Doppo: Since it's true... Dazai, you should think of a way to stop the leisurely photoshoot!Is that the enemy's ability?Does it hurt? 】

[Osamu Dazai: I also want to stop it, but it is not a supernatural power, but a real creature. It almost gnawed off my head just now qaq. 】

[Kunikida Doppo: That's not very good, you can finally get your wish and succeed in suicide. 】

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Kunikida-kun, you are so heartless.

Osamu Dazai looked at the strange email on his phone, thinking whether he should meet the mysterious person or not.

In the detective agency on the other side, Kunikida didn't continue to quarrel, but quickly made preparations: "Kenji, after Dazai sends his location, you and I will stop that dog..."

Kenji Miyazawa asked excitedly: "Then our task now is to bring it back to the detective agency? Can I ride it to and from work every day? Riding on such a big dog is so cool!"

Kunikida: "... Detective agencies should not be able to keep dogs, Kenji, let alone such a big dog."

Miyazawa Kenji's expression suddenly became quite aggrieved.

"Well, don't wait for Dazai-kun to send you the location." Edogawa ranpo sat on the chair and turned sideways, giving up his computer.What was displayed in front of everyone in the detective agency was a live video broadcast.

In the video, the boy doing the live broadcast excitedly pointed the camera at the giant dog on the road and the girl riding on it: "Amazing! What is that dog? Is it the girl's supernatural power? Wow, what will happen next?" Are you going to let that dog kill the Quartet?"

I saw the giant dog bumpingly carried the girl to the crossroads, and then...

He obediently stopped in front of the zebra crossing, wagging his tail and waiting for the red light.

Dingchun is actually a very intelligent cosmic creature who obeys traffic rules.

It stopped, and it also caused some girls to move close to its hands.

"Ahhh! So soft! So cute!"

"Touch it! It's like a big Pomeranian! Ah Wei is dead!"

"Ah! It's a dog! A living super big dog that is as fluffy and fluffy as cotton candy! Is this heaven?"

Looking at these women who are messing around casually, Kagura is a little unhappy: "This is my family's Dingchun, what are you doing, Lu! It is very human and smart, and you can't touch it without permission! "

"Be good, little sister, just give my sister a touch, and I'll treat you to something delicious." One of the girls handed the chocolate bar to Kagura.

Kagura accepted the snacks without hesitation, opened them at the speed of light and stuffed them into his mouth, chewing and saying, "At most 1 minute, Aru."

The girls next to her followed suit, taking out the snacks they carried with them from their bags and feeding them to the owner of the large dog, in exchange for the chance of rua hitting the dog twice.

Dingchun: "..."

After all, it is still a dog against everything.

So, the "supernatural power" that everyone thought would kill the Quartet was surrounded by a group of passing female high school students and began to masturbate.

They also allowed everyone to watch a PY trading scene where snacks were exchanged for dogs.

Armed Detective Agency: "..."

Kenji Miyazawa raised his hand excitedly: "Mr. Kunikida! It doesn't look too dangerous! Can I touch it later?"

Kunikida: "...?"

Could it be that it is only aggressive towards Dazai?

Well, it's not impossible.

Edogawa Ranpo was thoughtful: "I see, you can get free snacks from girls by relying on cute animals."

Kunikida: "..."

Chaos, your super reasoning is not used for this.

Kunikida's mother, she still broke her heart today because of the detective agency.

—

"Master Chuya's younger sister kicked away the hostile team members who dared to invade Hong Kong."

"Then the princess hugged Akutagawa-sama."

"Then beat the hostile team members like the Hulk smashed Loki."

These rumors that sound like rumors are actually what really happened at the gate of the Hongkong Building today.

Not exaggerating the facts at all.

Koye Ozaki finally couldn't maintain the calm state of mind that he used to be able to report on any news in the past.

She subconsciously praised: "You really deserve to be Chuya's younger sister."

The subordinate nodded: "The subordinates think so too."

But the kind sister Hongye still reminded: "It's better not to spread the rumors about Akutagawa being hugged by the princess."

Akutagawa has always been a cold and shady image in Hong Kong and Hei. With his powerful supernatural powers, he is awed by his subordinates. It is not known whether his appearance will collapse his personality.

The subordinate nodded: "I understand what you mean, Miss Hongye."

Koyo Ozaki thought about it carefully, and raised her hand: "And..."

Subordinate: "Tell me."

"About the surveillance video at the entrance of the Ganghei Building just now... I want to take a closer look at the situation of the enemy."

Subordinate: ...What else needs to be observed?Didn’t all the information they need to know have been extracted from them in the torture room yesterday?

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't ask for surveillance because I was curious about how Akutagawa was hugged by the little girl princess, but just to erase this video information." Ozaki Koba emphasized.

Subordinate: "Ah... I see."

That's pretty curious to hear.

On the other hand, Kamyo went to the restaurant with Alice and was warmly received by Mr. Rintaro.

Shen Yao's heart originally refused.

But... Uncle prepared too many cakes.

When Candlestick Kirito was in Honmaru, he didn’t often make pastries. He was used to making desserts such as wagashi, and Shenyao seldom had cakes.

When Shen Yao faced the long table of cakes, she moved her index finger.

If there is anything in this world that can make Yetu open his heart the fastest, it is probably only food.

"God rumor."

"Uh-huh."

Shen Yao's mouth was full, and she hummed twice perfunctorily in reply.

Alice: "..."

She usually eats an extra piece of cake and has to pay the price of changing a few more dresses.

Damn it, Rintaro!

"You're a pretty good kid."

"Well, thank you uncle."

"A good kid like you, hasn't he considered finding a proper job?" Mori Ogai looked at the cake plates piled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, and began to reason carefully in his heart: because of eating After eating enough food, the body gets relative heat to support such a great strength.

Her strange power is not due to supernatural powers.

Rather, the body is structured as it should be, which is completely different from the human body.

So is this kind of body innate, or is it created by experiments...

"But, I already have a job." Shen Yao tilted her head.

"Yes, yes, and the place where my sister works can eat delicious snacks at any time, and no one will ask her to change into all kinds of dresses." Alice bit her fork, echoing angrily while echoing wearing something.

Mori Ogai: ... Has he been rejected by his own ability again?

"I mean..." Mori Ogai felt that when he faced a child, it might be better to speak more openly: "Are you interested in working with your brother?"

This is what it means to invite her to join the port mafia.

...What does this uncle value in her?Because she is very edible?

Shen Yao thought carefully about what she had done to deserve this uncle's special treatment for her.

Last night she disguised herself as a hostile group of gangsters in Hong Kong, and she just rescued Zhongye's sick colleague once again as a hero.

However, this is a matter of little effort for her.

"It shouldn't be possible..." Shen Yao swallowed a mouthful of the cake, and suddenly felt guilty.

"Why not? Because of the treatment? Or maybe you can't accept the philosophy of our organization?" Mori Ogai asked patiently.

"Because... the enemies here are too weak."

Mori Ogai never expected that she would give such an out-of-the-box reply.

"I accidentally couldn't restrain my strength, and then..." Shen Yao spread her small hands: "If a person is killed, he will die."

She will never be able to deal with human enemies the way she used to deal with the retrograde army.

When fighting the time retrograde army, in a sense, it can soothe the blood of the night rabbit in her body... It's the same reason as Dad has been a monster hunter in the universe all year round.

Yetu's nature is to fight, she cannot curl up in a city's organization all year round.

The God-inspector who maintains history is a perfectly suitable job for Shenyao.

Not only does she have a Honmaru to live in, but she can also use her powers in the right place.

The profession of the mafia may sound very high-ranking, but she can't even lay a lot of hands on educating a scumbag.

Alice's idea seems to have completely run counter to Mori Ogai.

【Give it up, Rintaro. 】Alice looked at Mori Ogai, and said in her heart: 【From the moment she hugged Akutagawa horizontally, I understood that she and Hong Kong Hero... are impossible. 】

This kid has a different style of painting from their crew!

On one side is a serious drama about human nature, and on the other side is a drama about freeing yourself to make fun of yourself, turning and jumping, closing your eyes and changing the style of painting.

Alice thought about it. If this girl really joined the port mafia, it is unknown whether she will be picked up and thrown into the sea by the enemy when he tries to play psychological warfare with them in the future.

...Thinking about it this way, it seems to be pretty good in a sense?

"I see..." Mori Ogai smiled and said, "In this case... it seems that there is no other way."

It's a pity that this diamond-like child with infinite possibilities has been taken away in advance by an organization called "Unknown".

What a pity.

But Mori Ogai will naturally not give up this opportunity to increase the favorability of the Kamito, and try to get information about the other world from her.

The following dialogue style is as follows:

"Uncle Rintaro, what brand of shampoo do you usually use?"

"Well...why do you ask that?"

"Because my dad is no more than two years older than you, but the hair follicles on his head are already dead. I wonder if uncle's shampoo has something to do with his thick hair follicles?"

Mori Ogai, who somehow felt that his hair follicles were in danger, kept smiling: "I'll send some of that brand of shampoo to Chuya-kun's residence later, so that Shenyao can give it to your father."

"Uncle Lin Taro!" Shenyao turned into star-eyed: "You are such a good person!"

If that bald man... Dad's hair follicles can come back a little bit, maybe Mom won't dislike him so much when they meet again.

Chief Mori, who earned the favorability of Shenyao by relying on shampoo, always felt a little unreal.

"Say it, Uncle Rintaro."

"Ok?"

"Why do your subordinates like to call you Chief Sen?"

"Because Morin Taro is my real name." Mori Ogai smiled: "The current name is Mori Ogai, and my subordinates are used to calling me Mori Boss."

Mori Ogai, this name sounds so familiar.

Shenyao thought hard, and suddenly remembered, this is the name of the villain in the novel written by Mr. Oda Saku!

Mr. Oda Saku seems to have a deep obsession with the name "Mori Ogai", and then he used this name for the villain of every novel.

Since Mr. Oda Saku's novels were published and widely spread by Toki no Gai, this big villain has been affectionately nicknamed by various god judges, such as "Outlaw Madman Mori Ogai" , "Mori Ogai, who is very scumbag", "Mori Ogai, the scum in the world"...

Shenyao once complained about his own sword while reading a novel. Does Odasaku-sensei have a grudge against that person named Mori Ogai?

This was really guessed by her.

The current Shenyou felt that the enemy Odasaku-sensei hated deeply seemed to be really standing in front of her right now.

So, if you offend anyone in the world, don't offend the novelist, put your name on the persona of the peerless scumbag, and find someone to reason with.

Shenyao looked at Mori Ogai's expression, suddenly full of pity again.

Mori Ogai: ...?What's wrong with this?What is she pitying?Is it my hair follicles, or her father's hair follicles?

Alice: Lin Taro, your thinking has been turned by her.

At this moment, Shenyao felt a slight tingle in her temple, and she sensed the call from California Qingguang with her spiritual power.

If the spiritual power of the God-inspector is fine enough, a short-term connection can be established between the God-inspector and Fu Sangshen with spiritual power.

Qingguang is currently on a mission in this world.

He will call himself, most likely because he has found traces of the retrograde army or enemies in this world.

Shenyou tried to calm down from the initial panic, and the change in his eyes was naturally seen by Mori Ogai.

"... what happened?"

he asked tentatively.

"I..." After feeling the message that Qingguang roughly conveyed, Shenyao clutched his temples tightly, his expression became extremely serious as if the end of the world was coming.

"A powerful monster or youkai appeared in Yokohama?" Seeing the expression of Kamyo, considering that this is an enemy related to another world, Mori Ogai couldn't help feeling a little nervous, and continued to guess.

"No, it's my sister, something happened to her!! She fell into the river!!" Shen Yao was distraught, she slammed her fist on the table, wishing she could grab the ground with her head.

Mori Ogai: "...?"

Alice covered her face: ... Ah, I already said not to recruit her into Hong Kong, our style of painting will be misleading.

—

This matter has to start from 10 minutes ago.

Being attacked by a group of girls on the street, but the owner sits on his back and enjoys the snacks fed by the girls, Joharu can bear it no longer, and finally turns around and leaves the scene with Kagura on his back.

"Ahhhhhhh! Dog, don't go!"

"Touch it again! Just touch it! I can even give you beef jerky!"

"Wang Jiang! Mom loves you!"

"Bah, bah, don't want a male mother!"

Those scary female high school students plus male high school students chased Dingchun for two streets.

"It's almost enough to eat all the snacks." Although Kagura's tone at this time was regrettable, he didn't mean to blame Joharu.

Because Dingchun desperately wanted to stay away from those horrible women who plucked his bald hair, he ran towards a place far away from the town. On the way, he happened to be seen by Qingguang and Yamato Shou'an, who were collecting information on the retrograde army.

An Ding: "...Is that the lord's younger sister? She's also riding a dog."

Qingguang: "...Then what, why did the lord's younger sister appear in this world?"

They looked at each other for a while, were silent for a few seconds, and then chased Dingchun with screams of surprise: "Miss Kagura, ah, ah, ah!"

But Dingchun's speed is really too fast, even faster than them who are polarized sword fighters.

Dingchun ran all the way back to the Tsurumi River when he first came, trying to find the entrance of the time machine to escape back to Honmaru.

There was no trace of the man I saw just now on the riverside, but another black-haired man wearing a hat sat quietly.

Maybe it's because the height he's sitting at isn't so conspicuous...

When Kagura grabbed Dingchun and asked him to brake the car, the innocent gentleman who was sitting quietly by the river, staring at the phone with a serious expression and lost in thought, had already been pushed into the river by Dingchun.

He fell into the river with a "plop", only a small splash in the river, leaving a fluffy white hat, following the Tsurumi River downstream.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh little brother, don't worry, I'll come to Alu right away!"

After Kagura shouted this sentence, he bravely threw the umbrella and jumped down with the little brother who fell into the water.

Qingguang/An Ding (Erkang hand): "Miss Kagura!!"