Cheng Fei has not been out of the house for more than two months since moving to Provence, so when the lockdown was lifted this time, he was in a state of flux, dragging his little cannon fodder and wandering around the surrounding area for a week.
He didn't know that his fans had already set up prayer buildings in his anchor paradise.
[Hey, hey, I haven't had a serious live broadcast since the last time I joined the group. Could it be that it's really a tumor that stopped the update? QAQ]
[You are not allowed to talk nonsense upstairs, I believe he went for a follow-up visit during this period of time off, it must be like this! ! ! ! 】
[I beg Zai Zai to go online soon, mom is so worried that she can't even eat snail noodles, woo woo woo woo woo woo]
[It’s nothing if you can’t eat snail noodles, Xinnv is willing to eat snail noodles without sour bamboo shoots for a month for the title of grandma! ! ! ! 】
[Fuck upstairs, your poisonous oath is too cruel]
[Okay, then I can eat snail noodles for a year without noodles for the sake of the little local tyrant, just ask TBFS for some help, and rewrite the diagnosis results of the cubs against the sky ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
[Stop talking, I'm going to pay my respects to the Great Immortal, and I'll definitely get a new medical certificate tomorrow! (make a fist)】
……
When Cheng Fei went online, a tall building just happened to be built in the anchor paradise: [[Sign in] Today is the seventh day of waiting for a new medical certificate, miss him]
And scrolling down, there are respectively "[sign in] the sixth day of waiting for the new medical certificate", "[sign in] the fifth day of waiting for the new medical certificate"...
Cheng Fei:? ? ?
Suddenly I can't understand my anchor paradise, what's all this?
He moved his fingertips and clicked on the "Seventh Day" at the top of the list, and saw the "ahhhhhhh" in the main building, all the "ahhh" were arranged in a whole square, only A line of words was dug out in the middle.
Landlord: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,''s a lot of things are a little bit) is on the seventh day]
Cheng Fei: "..."
The confused anchor Fei took more than an hour to read all the posts to understand what happened. He suddenly had mixed feelings in his heart, and he was annoyed that he had been off the air for too long, which made the little fans worry , and they couldn't laugh or cry because of their brain circuits that didn't match their age.
Seeing that the building is getting taller and taller, and the fans are about to become "watching stones", Cheng Fei thought for a moment and clicked on the live broadcast.
He didn't light up or make any styling, so he appeared in the live broadcast room with his half-dry hair just after taking a shower.
Due to the long-term suspension, when the live broadcast room was lit up, there were only a few viewers, but in less than a minute, it immediately climbed to six figures.
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! 】
[Just now I saw a bug that reminded me that my mother thought it was cream, but I didn't expect it to be true]
……
The screen was filled with ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' And the resurrection made them so excited.
He looked at the camera and said slowly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry to make you worry so much."
Fans are ahhhhhhhhhhhhh again:
[Don't apologize, it's useless to apologize (〃>皮<) Tell your mother quickly, did you watch the news, did you go for a follow-up visit! ! ! ! 】
[Is there any new diagnosis result! ! ! 】
[Is there any little local tyrant! ! ! ! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, can I be a grandma! ! ! ! 】
Cheng Fei: "..."
The barrage was instantly filled with dense questions, and the torture from the soul made him speechless for a moment.
If he remembered correctly, the mother fan who threatened to be a fan was only ten years old.
"This ten-year-old boy," Cheng Fei rubbed his forehead, feeling pain in his head, "I'm sorry, but you can't be a grandma anymore."
【This, what does this mean...】
[Isn’t QAQ misdiagnosed? 】
【No no no no no no no no】
[Let's be a little local tyrant, not a big tumor! ! ! ! ! 】
【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 】
Netizens cried and cried, not only for their titles that are about to pass away, but also for the fact that the anchor is still suffering from illness.
"Well, none of you can be grandmas," Cheng Fei raised a finger and shook it, blinking lightly in the disappointment of everyone, and said slowly, "Because——"
His tone was brisk: "The little local tyrant doesn't have such a young grandma, you children can only be his sisters."
Barrage:……
Barrage:! ?
Barrage:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Barrage:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Cheng Fei looked at the neat exclamation marks all over the screen, and suddenly felt that the obsessive-compulsive disorder had been cured.
"Take it easy, I'm really happy." Cheng Fei smiled, "By the way, the little local tycoon's nickname is Xiao Luosi, please give me your advice. This is the end of today's live broadcast, and everyone is happy every day!"
Netizens who are not easy to fool are angry!
[(angry) Don't run away, you have the ability to make official announcements, you have the ability to show off your stomach ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
……
Knowing that the main anchor of this platform is pregnant, the whole butter forum is boiling!In addition to full congratulations and congratulations, there are also many speculations about the little snail.The popularity of Cheng Fei's live broadcast replays has never been higher. Grandma fans all turned into Sherlock Holmes, trying to speculate on his month based on past clues.
However, Cheng Fei was thin and was covered by winter clothes, so it was difficult to see anything unusual. The only unusual thing was that he only slapped his face during the meal last time, and he couldn't see his waist.
Why else?Of course, the last time I joined the group, I started to show my pregnancy.In the end, the grandmas counted on their fingers—hey, up to five months!
【So it will take five months for us to see our good grandson? 】
【You guys are so optimistic, I bet he won't show my grandson (dog head)】
[The previous ones don’t break our fantasy (grin teeth) (anger)]
[Five months are very stable, please don't stop the broadcast when it starts, ah, ah, ah, even if it's just for drinking water and eating, can't you learn from your good friend Zhenzhen?He's the most livestreaming nonsense and trivia anchor I've ever seen! 】
[Zhenzhen: Breaking up in the live broadcast, don't cue]
……
The anchor Fei, who was suspected to be only five months old, ushered in his eighth month of birth inspection a few days after the live broadcast ended.Everything was fine during the prenatal checkup, except that the amniotic fluid was low, so the experts gave advice on food supplements—drink more coconut water.
The rich and wealthy father immediately emptied all the coconut water in the downstairs supermarket and filled the food stock on the second floor.
The daily life of eight months of raising a baby was unprecedentedly difficult. Cheng Fei was either drinking water or on the way to the toilet every day. When he finally woke up one morning, he saw a little effect of food supplements—he was swollen!
Coconut water failed to replenish the stomach smoothly, but replenished where it should not be replenished.His whole body was swollen visible to the naked eye, not to mention his face, even his hands and feet became round and plump. Once he pressed a deep hole, it would not spring back.
The couple were so frightened that they immediately ran to the hospital again, but the expert told him calmly: "It's normal, you will become more and more swollen, and eventually you can't even wear your shoes."
Another expert laughed: "It's nothing if it's so swollen that you can't put on your shoes. I also delivered a baby that was so swollen that you couldn't even put on your clothes. You came to the hospital with a wool blanket on it. But don't worry, it will shrink after delivery."
Cheng Fei was not comforted at all. He looked at himself in the mirror who had swollen a lot, and almost lost his temper.What about the original owner who was promised to receive the beauty of the prosperous age?In the original book, there is no mention of edema in the late pregnancy!
But after thinking about it, the original owner gave birth to a small bun prematurely when he was more than 7 months old. How could he have the opportunity to experience his swelling pain?
But Shao Tingfeng, who was on the side, didn't know his depression, and poked him in the hole: "Why can't it come back?"
Cheng Fei: "..."
Just because of that heartless "I can't play it back", he was caught off guard and fell into prenatal depression.
He didn't cry, quarrel, or hang himself, but it wasn't much better. The edema and the hardships of the late pregnancy made Cheng Fei sleepy all day long, thinking about unloading the goods every day.He has browsed all the mother and baby channels of Cream TV. Almost all the "unloading relay" buildings have him checking in with a trumpet. He is even more devout than those 42-week-due mothers.
Seeing that he was unhappy, Shao Tingfeng tried every means to please him.It's a pity that the little cannon fodder who is seriously lacking in romantic cells, after thinking hard for several days, finally chose a simple and unpretentious gift-money.
This day, Cheng Fei got up early again to check in on the Maternal and Child Channel to watch the live broadcast, and suddenly found that 1000 million cream coins had been charged into her account.
"You can reward any anchor you like," Shao Tingfeng said slowly, "Let Fei Fei experience the joy of giving money to Fei Fei."
Cheng Fei looked at him in shock, and finally couldn't help laughing after making sure he wasn't joking again.Look at my boyfriend, how amazing is he!
"Hmph, since that's the case, I'm not being polite anymore."
With 1000 million yuan in his pocket, Cheng Fei opened the Cream Mother and Child Channel with pride and ambition, preparing to experience the joy of a wealthy father.
As a result, he turned around a lot, and he didn't even like any of the mother and baby live broadcast rooms, whether they signed or not.Unwillingly, Cheng Fei turned around in other channels. Except for spending 99 cream coins from the little anchor who spoke for him, the remaining [-] million cream coins could not be given away.It's not that he has high vision, but that these anchors can't arouse his urge to tip at all.
Cheng Fei said angrily: "Oh, they are all vulgar fans, none of them can compare to me."
After listening to the rumor, Shao silently opened his favorites list, trying to find a few food broadcasts that he had treasured before, hesitating whether to share them with him to relieve his boredom.
As a result, Cheng Fei looked straight at him with a pair of eyes, lingering on his face.
Shao Tingfeng touched his nose, feeling uneasy for some reason, and after a long while, he said seriously: "Or, I'll poach the gold-medal mother anchor next door?"
Butter TV focuses on gourmet food and gossip, and the direction of mother and baby is indeed a little weaker. It is not as good as an app called "Baobaomu" next door.
"What are you digging for? Isn't there a ready-made potential anchor?"
Shao Tingfeng was at a loss, where is he?
Cheng Fei looked at his little boyfriend's handsome face like an ink painting, and smiled evilly: "Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end."
Shao Tingfeng:? ? ?
"Let me also experience the joy of giving money to my boyfriend."
"..."
Shao Tingfeng was so shocked that he couldn't speak on the spot. After a long while, he let out a long sigh, turned around and left in a self-contained manner.
Cheng Fei looked at his heavy back and laughed happily, and the prenatal depression seemed to be swept away by this.Of course, he didn't intend to really embarrass Shao Tingfeng in the live broadcast room, so he just teased him, wanting to see what the little cannon fodder looks like.
Unexpectedly, Shao Tingfeng took it seriously.
On this day, Cream's Food Channel suddenly had a new anchor.
The shooting background is very luxurious and grand, but the shooting angle is weird and strange. Except for the upper body and an Adam's apple, nothing is exposed. I don't even bother to change the default title of the live broadcast room. As soon as the broadcast starts, I go straight to the theme-cooking soup.
No face showing, no explanation, no composition, crisp bone-cutting action, extremely deadly shooting angle, and eerie silence throughout the whole process, such a pure and unaffected live broadcast style shocked the passing audience, especially the bone-cutting At that time, the blood and broken bones splashed in front of the camera made them think that this was a live broadcast of murder, and they almost wanted to report "bloody horror".
However, the moment they saw the anchor's name, everyone was stunned.
[This name is very familiar, I seem to have seen it on some ranking list...]
[Wait, I'll go check it out! 】
……
[I'm so fucking rich, rich father ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
[Forward forward!How can this number of people be worthy of my father's row of noodles! 】
The traffic surged instantly, rushing this little-known live broadcast room to the home page.
Cheng Fei was slumped on the sofa, brushing cream, but suddenly saw her boyfriend's recommendation on the home page.The boyfriend in the small pop-up window was wearing the same style of home clothes as him, standing in the kitchen he was familiar with, suspiciously... cooking soup?
Cheng Fei: "..."
What magic live broadcast? !
After a few seconds of astonishment, Cheng Fei poked into the live broadcast room.
The barrage was densely packed, and all the audience with his fan cards were speaking.
[Satisfied, satisfied, Fei Feimei, Dad is handsome, our little snail must be cute too]
【Satisfaction +1】
【Satisfaction +2】
……
Cheng Fei cast a bewildered glance at Shao Tingfeng in the live broadcast room, who was chopping bones with a knife in his hand without revealing anything.
He couldn't help but turned on the trumpet and sent a barrage: [How did you see what he looks like? 】
[Nonsense, look at his Adam's apple, it's just the standard shape, it's absolutely the same]
Cheng Fei: "...Poof."
Seeing the barrage boasting his boyfriend's Adam's apple into flowers, he stroked his stomach, and suddenly wanted to go upstairs and touch his boyfriend's part.But before he acted, he suddenly thought of something, tapped his fingertips, and sent a gift with a trumpet.
[FR sent a bottle of pure milk to the anchor 'Digital Jun']
A bottle of pure milk is worth 1 cream coin, which is the cheapest gift on the platform.
Gifts are very inconspicuous among the many rewards, so few people notice.
But the rich father in the live broadcast stopped, and the hand that was carelessly picking up the ribs suddenly stopped.I saw his Adam's apple rolled, and then, the local rich father who hadn't cheated since the broadcast started, read out the first sentence of thanks in his live broadcast career.
"Thank you Feifei for the pure milk, the boss is generous."
Netizens were taken aback for a moment, but when they realized who the viewer was donating, countless question marks floated by.
[What, who is this FR? 】
Tyrant father: "My little wife."
As he said that, he suddenly pulled the camera down, and a handsome face appeared on the screen without warning: "Fei Fei, there is too little in a bottle of milk, I also want to experience the joy of being smashed."
Barrage: Huh? !
Three and 10 minutes later, Cream TV's tipping list record was completely broken.
A little-known trumpet, in another also little-known live broadcast room... tens of millions of cream coins!Dazed to put this little-known anchor who only showed his face for less than a second to the top of the reward list.
And this little-known anchor, after receiving tens of millions of cream coins, turned around and rewarded another anchor with 500 million, which knocked the other anchor to the second place in the overall list. The anchor hit the first place spectacularly.
The audience who watched the whole process and deciphered the trumpet and the small anchor, from the shock at the beginning, turned into sour blessings in the end.
【A rich man's love is so fucking sweet】
[I only knew that it was a gourmet live broadcast, but I didn't know that it was not pork rib soup, but dog food QAQ]
……
A few days later, Tuhao Dad broadcasted another "coconut water stewed chicken", FR trumpet played again, and Tuhao Dad returned to the top of the overall list.Then FR changed its name to "I have experienced the joy of my father".
Fans: ...? ? ?
Although I don't understand what it means, they also dried up this bowl of coconut chicken-flavored dog food!
However, soon, fans discovered that in addition to the coconut chicken flavor, there are also lotus root ribs, corn ribs, pepper pork belly chicken, and pear pork lung flavors... One bowl a day, without repetition.
In the end, after counting, the local rich father actually broadcast live for a month, making netizens eat dog food in soup for a whole month.
Until one day, my father missed the appointment—it was the kind of cut off in the middle of the live broadcast.
Without any warning, a scream came from the live broadcast room, and then the screen went completely black, leaving only hundreds of thousands of viewers with dumbfounded faces. After they played back the video, they realized that something was wrong.
[That scream, why do I feel a bit like Feifei Cub's voice? 】
[Fuck... Maybe it's about to give birth! ! ! 】
[How is it possible, isn't it only six months? 】
[How did the six-month conclusion come to be? 】
[The post [link] of Zhilu Paradise contains the analysis of the great gods. It should have been just pregnant when I joined the team last month, at most five months, and it has been converted to six months now]
[Oh oh oh, I see, it was a false alarm, there must be something else]
[Don't panic, wait for tomorrow's dog food with peace of mind (well-behaved) (well-behaved)]
……
·
Southern obstetrics.
The "six-month-old" Cheng Fei was lying in the ambulance, with liquid gushing out from under her body, which had changed from a transparent color at the beginning to a pink color mixed with blood.
Most male pregnancies occur prematurely in July and August, and he is the only one who resists until September, so the risk is much greater than that of ordinary pregnant women. TBFS experts are in the hospital early.
As soon as he arrived at the hospital, he and Shao Tingfeng were separated. He was transferred to a mobile hospital bed, put on an oxygen mask and an unknown drip, and was ready to be pushed to the operating room for a caesarean section; while Shao Tingfeng was taken to the next office by experts , Signed a large number of risk responsibility letters in the name of his family members.
Cheng Fei was originally in a good state of mind, but the strange cramps in his abdomen finally made him a little panicked.Although he had been mentally prepared, he still inevitably became afraid when the end came.
Seeing the door of the operating room slowly open to him, the cold air inside poured out.
But he couldn't help shouting "I don't want to go in", so he could only take deep breaths, staring at the drip on the bed frame as it dripped down, dripping all the way into his body through the vein on the back of his hand.
When the hospital bed started to be pushed in, Cheng Fei tightly closed his eyes, not wanting to look at the Shadowless Lamp that was about to face him.
However, in the next second, there was only a sound of hurried footsteps approaching from far away, and immediately after, his other hand hanging by the side of the hospital bed was tightly clenched.
Cheng Fei opened his eyes suddenly, and saw Shao Tingfeng rushing to the door of the operating room after signing those lengthy letters of responsibility.
The boyfriend was still wearing an apron that he didn't have time to take off. He didn't have much expression on his face. He looked the same as usual, but after looking at him deeply, he moved his fingers and turned them over to intertwine with him. .
This hand is always warm at ordinary times, but at this moment it is colder than the air-conditioning in the operating room. It took all the strength to hold it, and it hurt him a little.
But the other party held him tightly and firmly with such a cold hand, as if no one could take him away from him no matter what happened.
At that moment, Cheng Fei was so nervous that his heartbeat almost jumped out of his chest, and slowly settled down.
He even asked for a kiss before being sent to the operating room.
Shao Tingfeng pressed his lips according to his words, and he rubbed his lips and asked, "Have you signed the agreement?"
Shao Tingfeng hummed softly: "It's signed, the big one is guaranteed, Fei Fei doesn't have to worry."
Cheng Fei: "..."
Cheng Fei: "Get lost!"
The doctor at the side couldn't listen anymore, and said with a smile: "There won't be such an agreement, you two don't get bored, let Xiao Cheng in."
The hospital bed was quickly pushed in, and Shao Tingfeng acted calmly throughout the whole process as if Cheng Fei was just doing a routine prenatal checkup, until the moment the door closed, the indifference on his face collapsed instantly.
At first, he looked down on his brother-in-law and laughed at his brother-in-law for passing out in the delivery room, but now he understands—everyone who is going to be a father will feel restless when faced with such a moment, and he is no exception.
He wasn't dizzy, he just remembered a lot of past events, but in the end everything came back blank.
When Shao Tingyu rushed over, his younger brother had been standing at the door of the operating room for an unknown amount of time, his whole body stiffened like a watchdog, he didn't even notice her approaching him, just stood there straight, without blinking his eyes Blinkingly stared at the door of the operating room.
Shao Tingyu sighed, trying to make him relax.
It's a pity that no matter how she comforted her, the younger brother remained indifferent the whole time, as if he couldn't hear all the sounds of the world, and couldn't see all the colors in the world.
Until the door of the operating room opened——
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At two o'clock in the morning, Cream TV.
In the anchor paradise of Tuhao Dad and Feiran anchor, there are still many idle netizens talking about the anchor that just ended not long ago.
【Oops, I didn't get the soup and dog food for today, I'm worried】
【It's okay, there will be more tomorrow】
[Pfft, why does it sound a bit sad]
[Not sad, Fei Feizi is only six months old, we can still eat wet food for at least two or three months (dog head)]
[I bet a wave, tomorrow's dog food is tea tree mushroom old duck soup!Because it's been six months, and I need to detoxify the fetus (dog head)】
[Speaking of detoxification, goose eggs are eaten here in my hometown, so that the baby will be born white and tender]
【We want to eat wolfberry root here】
[Okay, everyone remember to give your opinion when eating dog food tomorrow, hey, it really makes grandma worry about it]
[Look at you guys, you're still staying up late at an age, so you're off the assembly line! 】
[It's okay, my grandma just finished her winter vacation homework, so she can afford it~]
【Puff ha ha ha ha ha...】
The park was full of laughter and laughter, water stickers, those who watched the replays watched the replays, and some bigwigs were writing new fanfiction based on the recent live broadcast content.
Suddenly, all the fans' subscription reminders lit up.
[The "Feiran" live broadcast room you are following has started broadcasting, and it has been 37 days since TA's last live broadcast, please don't miss TA's wonderful program]
Fans: ? !
[What's going on, it's two o'clock in the morning! 】
The fans were taken aback, their sleepy eyes widened because of staying up late, and they all rushed into Cheng Fei's live broadcast room.
The light in the live broadcast room was dim and soft, and there was no one in sight, only a small empty table.
After a while, a pair of hands appeared in the mirror, with distinct joints, which are very familiar to netizens - the hands of a rich father.
Usually, these hands are always steady and strong, chopping bones neatly, and almost being reported for being too chic.But now, Weiwei's hands were slightly unsteady, trembling slightly and carefully placing three things on the small table - milk powder, feeding bottle, and water heater.
When the fans were confused, they only heard a voice that they rarely heard from the live broadcast room.
"Today, live broadcast milk powder, [-] milliliters."
"Sorry, it's my first time, I'm not very confident," the voice paused, and asked seriously, "Everyone, 'little snail grandma', is the water temperature at 45° suitable?"
Two seconds later, there was a loud cry of a baby in the live broadcast room.
Netizens haven't reacted yet, slap—the Feiran live broadcast room, which had just started broadcasting for less than a minute, went out again.
Barrage:【……】
Barrage:【! ! ! ! 】
Barrage: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! 】
The industry's conscientious cream TV, after all, failed to resist the sudden surge in traffic, and once again collapsed at an absolutely impossible time.
(End of text)
The author has something to say: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai , There are detailed production processes, there are small cannon fodder kissing Feifei and the baby after giving birth to the little snail, and there are even scumbags behind the bars who are envious and jealous, but in the end, I chose such an angle to end.
I guess you are going to say suddenly, but this is really the ending that was set at the beginning. My original plan was to only write about the birth of the little snail. Although I can continue to extend the timeline, it violated my own intention after all. The original intention, so... this is the end of the text.
After writing the last paragraph, I was filled with emotions. I was thinking about "when will it end" every day when I was serializing, but when it was over, I was so reluctant, probably because I devoted all my heart and soul to Fei Feizi and Xiao Cannon Fodder. When I play it, the protagonists can only be sweet and sweet in places I can't see~~~ But, my own mother also wants to eat some dog food from my sons! ! !
So I will continue to write a few episodes. If you have anything you want to see, you can comment. Of course, there must be 233333 small snails. The rest is up to you.
He didn't know that his fans had already set up prayer buildings in his anchor paradise.
[Hey, hey, I haven't had a serious live broadcast since the last time I joined the group. Could it be that it's really a tumor that stopped the update? QAQ]
[You are not allowed to talk nonsense upstairs, I believe he went for a follow-up visit during this period of time off, it must be like this! ! ! ! 】
[I beg Zai Zai to go online soon, mom is so worried that she can't even eat snail noodles, woo woo woo woo woo woo]
[It’s nothing if you can’t eat snail noodles, Xinnv is willing to eat snail noodles without sour bamboo shoots for a month for the title of grandma! ! ! ! 】
[Fuck upstairs, your poisonous oath is too cruel]
[Okay, then I can eat snail noodles for a year without noodles for the sake of the little local tyrant, just ask TBFS for some help, and rewrite the diagnosis results of the cubs against the sky ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
[Stop talking, I'm going to pay my respects to the Great Immortal, and I'll definitely get a new medical certificate tomorrow! (make a fist)】
……
When Cheng Fei went online, a tall building just happened to be built in the anchor paradise: [[Sign in] Today is the seventh day of waiting for a new medical certificate, miss him]
And scrolling down, there are respectively "[sign in] the sixth day of waiting for the new medical certificate", "[sign in] the fifth day of waiting for the new medical certificate"...
Cheng Fei:? ? ?
Suddenly I can't understand my anchor paradise, what's all this?
He moved his fingertips and clicked on the "Seventh Day" at the top of the list, and saw the "ahhhhhhh" in the main building, all the "ahhh" were arranged in a whole square, only A line of words was dug out in the middle.
Landlord: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,''s a lot of things are a little bit) is on the seventh day]
Cheng Fei: "..."
The confused anchor Fei took more than an hour to read all the posts to understand what happened. He suddenly had mixed feelings in his heart, and he was annoyed that he had been off the air for too long, which made the little fans worry , and they couldn't laugh or cry because of their brain circuits that didn't match their age.
Seeing that the building is getting taller and taller, and the fans are about to become "watching stones", Cheng Fei thought for a moment and clicked on the live broadcast.
He didn't light up or make any styling, so he appeared in the live broadcast room with his half-dry hair just after taking a shower.
Due to the long-term suspension, when the live broadcast room was lit up, there were only a few viewers, but in less than a minute, it immediately climbed to six figures.
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! 】
[Just now I saw a bug that reminded me that my mother thought it was cream, but I didn't expect it to be true]
……
The screen was filled with ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' And the resurrection made them so excited.
He looked at the camera and said slowly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry to make you worry so much."
Fans are ahhhhhhhhhhhhh again:
[Don't apologize, it's useless to apologize (〃>皮<) Tell your mother quickly, did you watch the news, did you go for a follow-up visit! ! ! ! 】
[Is there any new diagnosis result! ! ! 】
[Is there any little local tyrant! ! ! ! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, can I be a grandma! ! ! ! 】
Cheng Fei: "..."
The barrage was instantly filled with dense questions, and the torture from the soul made him speechless for a moment.
If he remembered correctly, the mother fan who threatened to be a fan was only ten years old.
"This ten-year-old boy," Cheng Fei rubbed his forehead, feeling pain in his head, "I'm sorry, but you can't be a grandma anymore."
【This, what does this mean...】
[Isn’t QAQ misdiagnosed? 】
【No no no no no no no no】
[Let's be a little local tyrant, not a big tumor! ! ! ! ! 】
【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 】
Netizens cried and cried, not only for their titles that are about to pass away, but also for the fact that the anchor is still suffering from illness.
"Well, none of you can be grandmas," Cheng Fei raised a finger and shook it, blinking lightly in the disappointment of everyone, and said slowly, "Because——"
His tone was brisk: "The little local tyrant doesn't have such a young grandma, you children can only be his sisters."
Barrage:……
Barrage:! ?
Barrage:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Barrage:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Cheng Fei looked at the neat exclamation marks all over the screen, and suddenly felt that the obsessive-compulsive disorder had been cured.
"Take it easy, I'm really happy." Cheng Fei smiled, "By the way, the little local tycoon's nickname is Xiao Luosi, please give me your advice. This is the end of today's live broadcast, and everyone is happy every day!"
Netizens who are not easy to fool are angry!
[(angry) Don't run away, you have the ability to make official announcements, you have the ability to show off your stomach ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
……
Knowing that the main anchor of this platform is pregnant, the whole butter forum is boiling!In addition to full congratulations and congratulations, there are also many speculations about the little snail.The popularity of Cheng Fei's live broadcast replays has never been higher. Grandma fans all turned into Sherlock Holmes, trying to speculate on his month based on past clues.
However, Cheng Fei was thin and was covered by winter clothes, so it was difficult to see anything unusual. The only unusual thing was that he only slapped his face during the meal last time, and he couldn't see his waist.
Why else?Of course, the last time I joined the group, I started to show my pregnancy.In the end, the grandmas counted on their fingers—hey, up to five months!
【So it will take five months for us to see our good grandson? 】
【You guys are so optimistic, I bet he won't show my grandson (dog head)】
[The previous ones don’t break our fantasy (grin teeth) (anger)]
[Five months are very stable, please don't stop the broadcast when it starts, ah, ah, ah, even if it's just for drinking water and eating, can't you learn from your good friend Zhenzhen?He's the most livestreaming nonsense and trivia anchor I've ever seen! 】
[Zhenzhen: Breaking up in the live broadcast, don't cue]
……
The anchor Fei, who was suspected to be only five months old, ushered in his eighth month of birth inspection a few days after the live broadcast ended.Everything was fine during the prenatal checkup, except that the amniotic fluid was low, so the experts gave advice on food supplements—drink more coconut water.
The rich and wealthy father immediately emptied all the coconut water in the downstairs supermarket and filled the food stock on the second floor.
The daily life of eight months of raising a baby was unprecedentedly difficult. Cheng Fei was either drinking water or on the way to the toilet every day. When he finally woke up one morning, he saw a little effect of food supplements—he was swollen!
Coconut water failed to replenish the stomach smoothly, but replenished where it should not be replenished.His whole body was swollen visible to the naked eye, not to mention his face, even his hands and feet became round and plump. Once he pressed a deep hole, it would not spring back.
The couple were so frightened that they immediately ran to the hospital again, but the expert told him calmly: "It's normal, you will become more and more swollen, and eventually you can't even wear your shoes."
Another expert laughed: "It's nothing if it's so swollen that you can't put on your shoes. I also delivered a baby that was so swollen that you couldn't even put on your clothes. You came to the hospital with a wool blanket on it. But don't worry, it will shrink after delivery."
Cheng Fei was not comforted at all. He looked at himself in the mirror who had swollen a lot, and almost lost his temper.What about the original owner who was promised to receive the beauty of the prosperous age?In the original book, there is no mention of edema in the late pregnancy!
But after thinking about it, the original owner gave birth to a small bun prematurely when he was more than 7 months old. How could he have the opportunity to experience his swelling pain?
But Shao Tingfeng, who was on the side, didn't know his depression, and poked him in the hole: "Why can't it come back?"
Cheng Fei: "..."
Just because of that heartless "I can't play it back", he was caught off guard and fell into prenatal depression.
He didn't cry, quarrel, or hang himself, but it wasn't much better. The edema and the hardships of the late pregnancy made Cheng Fei sleepy all day long, thinking about unloading the goods every day.He has browsed all the mother and baby channels of Cream TV. Almost all the "unloading relay" buildings have him checking in with a trumpet. He is even more devout than those 42-week-due mothers.
Seeing that he was unhappy, Shao Tingfeng tried every means to please him.It's a pity that the little cannon fodder who is seriously lacking in romantic cells, after thinking hard for several days, finally chose a simple and unpretentious gift-money.
This day, Cheng Fei got up early again to check in on the Maternal and Child Channel to watch the live broadcast, and suddenly found that 1000 million cream coins had been charged into her account.
"You can reward any anchor you like," Shao Tingfeng said slowly, "Let Fei Fei experience the joy of giving money to Fei Fei."
Cheng Fei looked at him in shock, and finally couldn't help laughing after making sure he wasn't joking again.Look at my boyfriend, how amazing is he!
"Hmph, since that's the case, I'm not being polite anymore."
With 1000 million yuan in his pocket, Cheng Fei opened the Cream Mother and Child Channel with pride and ambition, preparing to experience the joy of a wealthy father.
As a result, he turned around a lot, and he didn't even like any of the mother and baby live broadcast rooms, whether they signed or not.Unwillingly, Cheng Fei turned around in other channels. Except for spending 99 cream coins from the little anchor who spoke for him, the remaining [-] million cream coins could not be given away.It's not that he has high vision, but that these anchors can't arouse his urge to tip at all.
Cheng Fei said angrily: "Oh, they are all vulgar fans, none of them can compare to me."
After listening to the rumor, Shao silently opened his favorites list, trying to find a few food broadcasts that he had treasured before, hesitating whether to share them with him to relieve his boredom.
As a result, Cheng Fei looked straight at him with a pair of eyes, lingering on his face.
Shao Tingfeng touched his nose, feeling uneasy for some reason, and after a long while, he said seriously: "Or, I'll poach the gold-medal mother anchor next door?"
Butter TV focuses on gourmet food and gossip, and the direction of mother and baby is indeed a little weaker. It is not as good as an app called "Baobaomu" next door.
"What are you digging for? Isn't there a ready-made potential anchor?"
Shao Tingfeng was at a loss, where is he?
Cheng Fei looked at his little boyfriend's handsome face like an ink painting, and smiled evilly: "Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end."
Shao Tingfeng:? ? ?
"Let me also experience the joy of giving money to my boyfriend."
"..."
Shao Tingfeng was so shocked that he couldn't speak on the spot. After a long while, he let out a long sigh, turned around and left in a self-contained manner.
Cheng Fei looked at his heavy back and laughed happily, and the prenatal depression seemed to be swept away by this.Of course, he didn't intend to really embarrass Shao Tingfeng in the live broadcast room, so he just teased him, wanting to see what the little cannon fodder looks like.
Unexpectedly, Shao Tingfeng took it seriously.
On this day, Cream's Food Channel suddenly had a new anchor.
The shooting background is very luxurious and grand, but the shooting angle is weird and strange. Except for the upper body and an Adam's apple, nothing is exposed. I don't even bother to change the default title of the live broadcast room. As soon as the broadcast starts, I go straight to the theme-cooking soup.
No face showing, no explanation, no composition, crisp bone-cutting action, extremely deadly shooting angle, and eerie silence throughout the whole process, such a pure and unaffected live broadcast style shocked the passing audience, especially the bone-cutting At that time, the blood and broken bones splashed in front of the camera made them think that this was a live broadcast of murder, and they almost wanted to report "bloody horror".
However, the moment they saw the anchor's name, everyone was stunned.
[This name is very familiar, I seem to have seen it on some ranking list...]
[Wait, I'll go check it out! 】
……
[I'm so fucking rich, rich father ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
[Forward forward!How can this number of people be worthy of my father's row of noodles! 】
The traffic surged instantly, rushing this little-known live broadcast room to the home page.
Cheng Fei was slumped on the sofa, brushing cream, but suddenly saw her boyfriend's recommendation on the home page.The boyfriend in the small pop-up window was wearing the same style of home clothes as him, standing in the kitchen he was familiar with, suspiciously... cooking soup?
Cheng Fei: "..."
What magic live broadcast? !
After a few seconds of astonishment, Cheng Fei poked into the live broadcast room.
The barrage was densely packed, and all the audience with his fan cards were speaking.
[Satisfied, satisfied, Fei Feimei, Dad is handsome, our little snail must be cute too]
【Satisfaction +1】
【Satisfaction +2】
……
Cheng Fei cast a bewildered glance at Shao Tingfeng in the live broadcast room, who was chopping bones with a knife in his hand without revealing anything.
He couldn't help but turned on the trumpet and sent a barrage: [How did you see what he looks like? 】
[Nonsense, look at his Adam's apple, it's just the standard shape, it's absolutely the same]
Cheng Fei: "...Poof."
Seeing the barrage boasting his boyfriend's Adam's apple into flowers, he stroked his stomach, and suddenly wanted to go upstairs and touch his boyfriend's part.But before he acted, he suddenly thought of something, tapped his fingertips, and sent a gift with a trumpet.
[FR sent a bottle of pure milk to the anchor 'Digital Jun']
A bottle of pure milk is worth 1 cream coin, which is the cheapest gift on the platform.
Gifts are very inconspicuous among the many rewards, so few people notice.
But the rich father in the live broadcast stopped, and the hand that was carelessly picking up the ribs suddenly stopped.I saw his Adam's apple rolled, and then, the local rich father who hadn't cheated since the broadcast started, read out the first sentence of thanks in his live broadcast career.
"Thank you Feifei for the pure milk, the boss is generous."
Netizens were taken aback for a moment, but when they realized who the viewer was donating, countless question marks floated by.
[What, who is this FR? 】
Tyrant father: "My little wife."
As he said that, he suddenly pulled the camera down, and a handsome face appeared on the screen without warning: "Fei Fei, there is too little in a bottle of milk, I also want to experience the joy of being smashed."
Barrage: Huh? !
Three and 10 minutes later, Cream TV's tipping list record was completely broken.
A little-known trumpet, in another also little-known live broadcast room... tens of millions of cream coins!Dazed to put this little-known anchor who only showed his face for less than a second to the top of the reward list.
And this little-known anchor, after receiving tens of millions of cream coins, turned around and rewarded another anchor with 500 million, which knocked the other anchor to the second place in the overall list. The anchor hit the first place spectacularly.
The audience who watched the whole process and deciphered the trumpet and the small anchor, from the shock at the beginning, turned into sour blessings in the end.
【A rich man's love is so fucking sweet】
[I only knew that it was a gourmet live broadcast, but I didn't know that it was not pork rib soup, but dog food QAQ]
……
A few days later, Tuhao Dad broadcasted another "coconut water stewed chicken", FR trumpet played again, and Tuhao Dad returned to the top of the overall list.Then FR changed its name to "I have experienced the joy of my father".
Fans: ...? ? ?
Although I don't understand what it means, they also dried up this bowl of coconut chicken-flavored dog food!
However, soon, fans discovered that in addition to the coconut chicken flavor, there are also lotus root ribs, corn ribs, pepper pork belly chicken, and pear pork lung flavors... One bowl a day, without repetition.
In the end, after counting, the local rich father actually broadcast live for a month, making netizens eat dog food in soup for a whole month.
Until one day, my father missed the appointment—it was the kind of cut off in the middle of the live broadcast.
Without any warning, a scream came from the live broadcast room, and then the screen went completely black, leaving only hundreds of thousands of viewers with dumbfounded faces. After they played back the video, they realized that something was wrong.
[That scream, why do I feel a bit like Feifei Cub's voice? 】
[Fuck... Maybe it's about to give birth! ! ! 】
[How is it possible, isn't it only six months? 】
[How did the six-month conclusion come to be? 】
[The post [link] of Zhilu Paradise contains the analysis of the great gods. It should have been just pregnant when I joined the team last month, at most five months, and it has been converted to six months now]
[Oh oh oh, I see, it was a false alarm, there must be something else]
[Don't panic, wait for tomorrow's dog food with peace of mind (well-behaved) (well-behaved)]
……
·
Southern obstetrics.
The "six-month-old" Cheng Fei was lying in the ambulance, with liquid gushing out from under her body, which had changed from a transparent color at the beginning to a pink color mixed with blood.
Most male pregnancies occur prematurely in July and August, and he is the only one who resists until September, so the risk is much greater than that of ordinary pregnant women. TBFS experts are in the hospital early.
As soon as he arrived at the hospital, he and Shao Tingfeng were separated. He was transferred to a mobile hospital bed, put on an oxygen mask and an unknown drip, and was ready to be pushed to the operating room for a caesarean section; while Shao Tingfeng was taken to the next office by experts , Signed a large number of risk responsibility letters in the name of his family members.
Cheng Fei was originally in a good state of mind, but the strange cramps in his abdomen finally made him a little panicked.Although he had been mentally prepared, he still inevitably became afraid when the end came.
Seeing the door of the operating room slowly open to him, the cold air inside poured out.
But he couldn't help shouting "I don't want to go in", so he could only take deep breaths, staring at the drip on the bed frame as it dripped down, dripping all the way into his body through the vein on the back of his hand.
When the hospital bed started to be pushed in, Cheng Fei tightly closed his eyes, not wanting to look at the Shadowless Lamp that was about to face him.
However, in the next second, there was only a sound of hurried footsteps approaching from far away, and immediately after, his other hand hanging by the side of the hospital bed was tightly clenched.
Cheng Fei opened his eyes suddenly, and saw Shao Tingfeng rushing to the door of the operating room after signing those lengthy letters of responsibility.
The boyfriend was still wearing an apron that he didn't have time to take off. He didn't have much expression on his face. He looked the same as usual, but after looking at him deeply, he moved his fingers and turned them over to intertwine with him. .
This hand is always warm at ordinary times, but at this moment it is colder than the air-conditioning in the operating room. It took all the strength to hold it, and it hurt him a little.
But the other party held him tightly and firmly with such a cold hand, as if no one could take him away from him no matter what happened.
At that moment, Cheng Fei was so nervous that his heartbeat almost jumped out of his chest, and slowly settled down.
He even asked for a kiss before being sent to the operating room.
Shao Tingfeng pressed his lips according to his words, and he rubbed his lips and asked, "Have you signed the agreement?"
Shao Tingfeng hummed softly: "It's signed, the big one is guaranteed, Fei Fei doesn't have to worry."
Cheng Fei: "..."
Cheng Fei: "Get lost!"
The doctor at the side couldn't listen anymore, and said with a smile: "There won't be such an agreement, you two don't get bored, let Xiao Cheng in."
The hospital bed was quickly pushed in, and Shao Tingfeng acted calmly throughout the whole process as if Cheng Fei was just doing a routine prenatal checkup, until the moment the door closed, the indifference on his face collapsed instantly.
At first, he looked down on his brother-in-law and laughed at his brother-in-law for passing out in the delivery room, but now he understands—everyone who is going to be a father will feel restless when faced with such a moment, and he is no exception.
He wasn't dizzy, he just remembered a lot of past events, but in the end everything came back blank.
When Shao Tingyu rushed over, his younger brother had been standing at the door of the operating room for an unknown amount of time, his whole body stiffened like a watchdog, he didn't even notice her approaching him, just stood there straight, without blinking his eyes Blinkingly stared at the door of the operating room.
Shao Tingyu sighed, trying to make him relax.
It's a pity that no matter how she comforted her, the younger brother remained indifferent the whole time, as if he couldn't hear all the sounds of the world, and couldn't see all the colors in the world.
Until the door of the operating room opened——
-
At two o'clock in the morning, Cream TV.
In the anchor paradise of Tuhao Dad and Feiran anchor, there are still many idle netizens talking about the anchor that just ended not long ago.
【Oops, I didn't get the soup and dog food for today, I'm worried】
【It's okay, there will be more tomorrow】
[Pfft, why does it sound a bit sad]
[Not sad, Fei Feizi is only six months old, we can still eat wet food for at least two or three months (dog head)]
[I bet a wave, tomorrow's dog food is tea tree mushroom old duck soup!Because it's been six months, and I need to detoxify the fetus (dog head)】
[Speaking of detoxification, goose eggs are eaten here in my hometown, so that the baby will be born white and tender]
【We want to eat wolfberry root here】
[Okay, everyone remember to give your opinion when eating dog food tomorrow, hey, it really makes grandma worry about it]
[Look at you guys, you're still staying up late at an age, so you're off the assembly line! 】
[It's okay, my grandma just finished her winter vacation homework, so she can afford it~]
【Puff ha ha ha ha ha...】
The park was full of laughter and laughter, water stickers, those who watched the replays watched the replays, and some bigwigs were writing new fanfiction based on the recent live broadcast content.
Suddenly, all the fans' subscription reminders lit up.
[The "Feiran" live broadcast room you are following has started broadcasting, and it has been 37 days since TA's last live broadcast, please don't miss TA's wonderful program]
Fans: ? !
[What's going on, it's two o'clock in the morning! 】
The fans were taken aback, their sleepy eyes widened because of staying up late, and they all rushed into Cheng Fei's live broadcast room.
The light in the live broadcast room was dim and soft, and there was no one in sight, only a small empty table.
After a while, a pair of hands appeared in the mirror, with distinct joints, which are very familiar to netizens - the hands of a rich father.
Usually, these hands are always steady and strong, chopping bones neatly, and almost being reported for being too chic.But now, Weiwei's hands were slightly unsteady, trembling slightly and carefully placing three things on the small table - milk powder, feeding bottle, and water heater.
When the fans were confused, they only heard a voice that they rarely heard from the live broadcast room.
"Today, live broadcast milk powder, [-] milliliters."
"Sorry, it's my first time, I'm not very confident," the voice paused, and asked seriously, "Everyone, 'little snail grandma', is the water temperature at 45° suitable?"
Two seconds later, there was a loud cry of a baby in the live broadcast room.
Netizens haven't reacted yet, slap—the Feiran live broadcast room, which had just started broadcasting for less than a minute, went out again.
Barrage:【……】
Barrage:【! ! ! ! 】
Barrage: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! 】
The industry's conscientious cream TV, after all, failed to resist the sudden surge in traffic, and once again collapsed at an absolutely impossible time.
(End of text)
The author has something to say: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai , There are detailed production processes, there are small cannon fodder kissing Feifei and the baby after giving birth to the little snail, and there are even scumbags behind the bars who are envious and jealous, but in the end, I chose such an angle to end.
I guess you are going to say suddenly, but this is really the ending that was set at the beginning. My original plan was to only write about the birth of the little snail. Although I can continue to extend the timeline, it violated my own intention after all. The original intention, so... this is the end of the text.
After writing the last paragraph, I was filled with emotions. I was thinking about "when will it end" every day when I was serializing, but when it was over, I was so reluctant, probably because I devoted all my heart and soul to Fei Feizi and Xiao Cannon Fodder. When I play it, the protagonists can only be sweet and sweet in places I can't see~~~ But, my own mother also wants to eat some dog food from my sons! ! !
So I will continue to write a few episodes. If you have anything you want to see, you can comment. Of course, there must be 233333 small snails. The rest is up to you.
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