Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

Under the official blog of the world-renowned tumor research institution TBFS, it completely exploded.

In the past, only a small number of medical professionals or cancer patients would patronize the official blog, and even the pornographic V was suspected to be some kind of pheasant marketing account. At this time, the number of people had already displayed seven digits, and in the message list of the latest news, the message The amount has reached [-], and the number of retweets and likes is several times that of messages, and all the data are still increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Related topics-"Men's pregnancy has been confirmed", "Male pregnancy cases are rare but objectively exist", "I am a member of this group, I am brave to speak out" and other tags have already firmly occupied the top of the hot search. In the row, after several authoritative official media came out to support it, it collectively changed from a golden "hot" to a red to black "explosion".

Due to the explosive traffic, Weibo was on the verge of collapse several times, but it still couldn't stop passionate netizens from opening mics.

[My three views are broken! ! ! ! 】

[I always thought it was a setting that only appeared in the movie, but you told me that men can really get pregnant? ! ! ! 】

[What the hell, what do you mean by reading the official blog, the first case happened 30 years ago, or was it discovered because of a misdiagnosis and almost being treated as a tumor? 】

【Oh my god, did it happen so early?So why hasn't it been announced for so many years? 】

[Who dares to announce it casually? Look at the male mothers who speak out, aren't there a lot of idiots talking about it? 】

[Officials say that "existence is reasonable", and they are about to legislate to protect the rights of pregnant men. Can those idiots and old antiques shut down? 】

[Many people turn to TBFS for help because they have a big belly and have no choice. They also hide for half a year because they are worried that they will be regarded as monsters.

[So TBFS resisted the pressure to announce this news this time, so many people responded quickly]

……

Netizens commented with doubts, some with enthusiasm, and some who couldn't turn a corner to criticize men's pregnancy as "violating Chang Lun and should be exterminated", but they were quickly sprayed back.

Seeing that the public opinion is fermenting in a good direction, celebrities can't help but stand up, and the first to bear the brunt is the popular singer.

[Fuck, King X has spoken!He admitted that his mother was a man! 】

[My mother, no wonder my brother avoids talking about his mother every time he is on the show, and Heizi still blames him for being unfilial. It's not that he doesn't want to talk about it, but he can't open his mouth to QAQ]

[Fuck, there is also the gambling king's young master who just got married last month, he showed a picture of his pregnant belly! ! ! 】

[Writer Lin Danhong's lover is also——]

……

[I'm going, isn't it "rare" as promised?So there are so many? ! 】

[So is the wording of TBFS conservative? 】

[TBFS official blog has a supplement. People with this physique account for about 50/1 of the total population. There are only more than [-] people in the world, and there are very few people who really have the chance to conceive. Most of them Men may not know that they have such a physique all their lives.It’s just because they are celebrities that they appear to have a lot of momentum]

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

[Don't worry about it!Congratulations first! 】

……

With the solidarity of the celebrities, the whole Internet fell into a sudden, not only the bib and TBFS official website, but almost all social platforms and mother and baby apps were discussing this matter.

Butter TV is naturally not immune. In order to gain popularity, some small anchors publicize this incident in the live broadcast room and lead fans to browse Weibo together;

However, amidst all the hot broadcasts, a certain small anchor noticed a detail that was ignored by everyone.

This little anchor is the No.1 who questioned Shu Yifan's terminal illness more than a month ago. Since that incident, he has gained a lot of attention. They also came to his live broadcast room one after another, wanting to hear his opinion on the pregnancy of male celebrities.

Unexpectedly, he was not interested in this, and his attention was all on the name of the official blog.

"This TBFS organization..." The little anchor repeatedly chewed these few words of English, and suddenly realized after a while, "Isn't it the international medical organization that showed a diagnosis certificate to a major anchor on our platform some time ago?"

Speaking of which, he half-closed his eyes, and didn't bother to thank the fans for the small gifts. He immediately switched the screen and clicked on the platform's "Anchor Ranking", and then poked into a live broadcast room called "Fei Ran". "Fei Ran" has obviously not been officially launched for a long time, and its popularity has declined slightly. However, because of the excellent quality of previous live broadcasts, many replays and recordings still firmly occupy the top five positions in the rankings.

He didn't click on those exquisite recordings, but found one of the videos.

In the video, Feiran is clarifying that he has not registered with the bone marrow center, and posted his long medical records. The diagnostic institution happens to be - TBFS! ! !

And this anchor, Fei, was diagnosed with the familiar "abdominal tumor"...

Little host: "..."

After a moment of silence, the little anchor couldn't help but swear: "It's fake!"

Barrage:……

[I'm so pissed off! 】

【I have a bold guess... Could our Fei Feizi also...】

One minute later, there was no Feiran live broadcast room, and the traffic instantly skyrocketed, and countless netizens shouted heart-piercingly whether the live broadcaster was pregnant or not.

[Nima must have misdiagnosed! ! ! ! 】

[I don't care, I don't care, it must be a misdiagnosis, Zai Zai hurry up and check again! ! ! ! 】

【Damn it, don't treat it as a tumor and cut it off like the first man ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

[Woooo, so Fei Feizi and the local rich father have a little local tyrant, right?]

[I believe it, I believe it, I believe it, I'm going to be a grandma! 】

[QAQ QAQ, the official announcement of Qiufei Feizi coming online soon]

……

Crying messages from fans came flooding in, but the live broadcast room was still dark, and Cheng Fei still didn't know anything about the online affairs, and he was being questioned by the police in the hospital.

- Originally going to the police station, but Shao Tingyu passed out as soon as he got into the ambulance. I don't know how Shao Tingfeng communicated with the police, and finally they went to the hospital together.

According to preliminary physical signs, Shao Tingyu's injuries were not serious, most of them were flesh injuries, and the reason why he passed out was that he was too stimulated and had a temporary stress reaction.She woke up when she was sent to the emergency department, and when she woke up, she panicked and looked for Little Butter. Even when the doctor treated her wound, she refused to let go of her daughter's little hand.

Although the trauma was not serious, it took a lot of time to deal with large and small soft tissue contusions all over the body.

While she was being treated, the police began to question Cheng Fei and Qin Shenlun about their grievances.

Cheng Fei was still wearing the maternity dress, and the little policeman opposite him thought he was a woman at first and treated him politely.But such surveys inevitably ask about gender.Cheng Fei hesitated for a moment, but admitted it frankly.

The moment he confessed, Shao Tingfeng on the side held his hand tightly, looking fierce like a wolf cub ready to go, as if the little policeman showed a little rudeness, and he would pounce on him and bite someone.

But unexpectedly, the little policeman did not show any discrimination or disrespect. He was just a little surprised, and then changed him to a more comfortable chair and poured him a cup of hot water before continuing to take notes.

Cheng Fei was shocked by this calm attitude, and couldn't help but asked between the transcripts: "Uncle policeman, I..." He pointed to his stomach, his eyes were deeply confused.

The little policeman winked at him, and while his colleagues were busy with other things, he sneaked a look at him.

When he saw Reyi's words, Cheng Fei understood instantly - no wonder the young man went to the maternity check-up before, and the young man said that the association would plan a big event in the near future, and it turned out that he wanted to seek legitimate reputation and rights for them.

He had mixed feelings for a moment, and his heart was a little warm.

The little policeman is still young, and his superficial calmness is only due to his professional relationship. He is still a little curious about him, but before asking a few words, Shao Tingfeng said coldly: "My boyfriend is not feeling well, the next case Let me tell you the details."

In fact, this was not in compliance with the rules, but Shao Tingfeng was too imposing, and Cheng Fei's stomach was also there, so the little policeman coughed and acquiesced to his actions.

As a result, Shao Tingfeng didn't bother to answer his sticky cross-examination, and directly threw down a lot of documents: "This is the evidence I collected about some things that the Qin family and Qin Shenlun himself have done. The lawyer handed it over to the district police station, and of course I don't mind explaining it here again."

The little policeman flipped through it suspiciously, gasped when he saw the detailed pictures and texts on it, his expression changed drastically, and he immediately took Shao Tingfeng to find his leader.

Cheng Fei was arranged to wait in the comfortable rest area. He didn't care a bit about what Qin Shenlun had committed, and his mind was full of the trending searches he saw just now.

But as soon as he turned on his phone, another policewoman with a kind face came over.

"Ms. Cheng," the policewoman smiled, "The victim's medical treatment is over, and she wants to see you."

As she spoke, she politely made a gesture of invitation.

Cheng Fei walked behind her to the ward where Shao Tingyu was. Before opening the door to enter, he thought about it, and corrected him: "I'm a man."

The officials have all supported them, so what else is there to fear!

The policewoman looked at his abdomen in surprise, but then smiled: "Mr. Cheng, go in."

It seems that there is same-sex marriage as a foundation, and people in this world accept men and women beyond imagination.

Cheng Fei breathed a sigh of relief, pushed open the door of the ward, and saw Shao Tingyu sitting on the bed.

She was covered with bandages or bandages all over her body at the moment, even so, she still hugged Little Cream tightly. Obviously, Qin Shenlun had brought her a lot of shadows, and she had to guard her daughter all the time to be at ease.

As soon as the two met face to face, Cheng Fei's eyes flickered. He could be indifferent in front of strangers, but he was a little nervous when facing his boyfriend's own sister. On the one hand, he felt guilty for hurting her. On the other hand, it is my stomach...

If she didn't guess wrong, Shao Tingyu must not know anything about the Internet at this moment, so how would she... think of herself?

Shao Tingyu was of course shocked. She saw Cheng Fei's pregnant belly from a distance in the car, but it was too urgent at that time, and she couldn't think about it at all. Now he is so undisguisedly bulging Standing in front of her belly, even though she was mentally prepared, Shao Tingyu was still stunned for a full minute.

Cheng Fei's ears turned red when she saw her. To ease his embarrassment, he forced himself to ask calmly, "Sister, how do you feel? Does it hurt?"

Shao Tingyu came back to his senses suddenly, but he was a little choked up: "Xiao Cheng, it's good that you're fine."

Before Cheng Fei could speak, her eyes were red with fear: "At that time in the car, that man said he wanted to deal with you. My first reaction was to protect Little Cream and you too."

Both the police and the doctor thought that she could seriously injure Qin Shenlun in that situation because of her pure maternal instinct to protect the cubs, but she knew very well that what she wanted to protect at that moment was not only Little Butter, but also Cheng Fei's child, even though she Didn't understand the situation at all.

Cheng Fei never expected that Shao Tingyu didn't mention his gender, and he didn't blame him for hurting their mother and child, but was worried about his stomach.

His lips parted: "Don't you think my body... is strange?"

Shao Tingyu heard the words, his eyes moved to his stomach, and stayed there for a few seconds.

But he blinked and smiled easily: "Is there anything more shocking than 'you are with my straight boy brother'? I thought he would die alone in this life! Comparing Xiao Cheng with this little thing, Insignificant at all."

For her, this is the person her younger brother likes, as long as she knows this, what does it matter if she is special compared to ordinary boys?

Cheng Fei was stunned, and then amused by the sarcasm towards his brother in her words.

The two became close because of Shao Tingfeng's topic. Shao Tingyu was very understanding and didn't ask too much about the pregnancy. Instead, he told him some embarrassing stories about his younger brother, and praised his live broadcast for being beautiful, and said I am particularly curious about the taste of snail noodles.

Little Butter was sleeping soundly in her arms. For some reason, when she heard her mother say that she wanted to try super spicy snail noodles, she whimpered and choked.

Shao Tingyu quickly picked her up and patted her in the ward.However, her body was full of tiny wounds, and it was fine to hold the baby quietly, but now she had to walk and pat the wounds inevitably, causing her to frown in pain.

Cheng Fei looked at it for a while, then plucked up the courage to reach out his hand: "Let me try."

……

So, after finally finishing the conversation with the police, Shao Tingfeng hurried over, and when he opened the door, he saw his potbellied boyfriend struggling to hug his sister's child—his little niece, as he walked , while trying to coax the baby.

The little niece was full of milk fat after she was born, and her body was full of milk fat. At this time, her two short legs like lotus roots were drooping on her boyfriend's swollen pregnant belly.

Shao Tingfeng's pupils shrank, and before the two adults could react, he stretched out his long arms and snatched the little butter into his hands without question, and held it firmly in his arms.

If it hadn't been for her younger brother, Shao Tingyu would have called the police, but she was shocked by Shao Tingfeng's serious expression just as she was about to reprimand her.

Shao Tingfeng's tone was not kind: "My boyfriend is 7 months pregnant and can't lift heavy objects. My sister is already the mother of Little Cream, so she is not sensible at all."

Cheng Fei: "..."

Shao Tingyu: "..."

"Heavy Object" Little Cream turned over in his arms: "Angu~"

After a while, Shao Tingyu gritted his teeth, and smiled gently at Cheng Fei beside him: "Sister, what are you talking about? Straight man, heh!"

Cheng Fei nodded in agreement, and gave Shao Tingfeng a resentful look.Little Buttercup was only about ten catties, and it was so light and soft to hold, he couldn't hold it enough.

But he dared not say it.After getting along for such a long time, he knows that Shao Tingfeng pampers him most of the time, but as long as he believes that certain things are good for his health, he will stubbornly and forcefully ask him to perform them over and over again, such as taking medicine , such as prenatal education, and anti-itching—the serious one, if he doesn't cooperate, there will be some kind of unspeakable "punishment"...

Cough, thinking of those punishments that he didn't know where to learn, Cheng Fei's spine went numb, and he didn't want to challenge the stubborn nerve of the little cannon fodder.

The couple didn't stay in Shao Tingyu's ward for long, and soon brother-in-law Shao also came.He was still out of town when he learned about his wife, and he rushed to the hospital almost as fast as he could.

The brother-in-law is a man who looks very polite, but when he saw his wife, he didn't care about any etiquette. He only remembered to care about her and Little Cream, and didn't notice that there were other people in the ward at all.

Cheng Fei and Shao Tingfeng tactfully gave up the space to the family of three, and silently exited the ward.

The two stared at each other for a moment, Shao Tingfeng touched his nose, and asked a little worriedly, "Did my sister make things difficult for you?"

"Embarrassing me? Do you think it's a bloody mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama?" Cheng Feile asked, "Do you have no confidence in your sister, or do you have no confidence in me?"

Shao Tingfeng thought for a while, and said honestly, "I don't even have confidence, because I wasn't there."

Cheng Fei raised his stomach, waved his arms and punched him a few times: "Fortunately, you weren't there, otherwise your sister and I would have choked to death just now, hey, think about what your sister said is right, why did I fall on your shoulders?" Is it in the hands of such a straight guy?"

Shao Tingfeng didn't hide from his beating, instead he put his hand on his stomach: "Yeah."

It was not enough to paste it, Shao Tingfeng rubbed it, and said softly: "So many things happened today, is the little snail scared?"

Cheng Fei's baby started to move again after being rubbed by him, and his belly was numb: "It's okay."

Shao Tingfeng: "Okay?"

Cheng Fei nodded: "Because I know you won't let me have trouble."

Shao Tingfeng was taken aback for a moment, and the corner of his mouth curled up: "Yes."

Cheng Fei felt that his eyes were a little burning, coughed, and changed the subject: "By the way, how about the one surnamed Qin?"

Hearing that surname, Shao Tingfeng's raised curve flattened again, and he snorted coldly: "There's no way you can't get out in ten or eight years, and you'll still be burdened with huge assets!"

Cheng Fei: "..."

So, did the protagonist Halo of Slag Gong feed the dog?

Cheng Fei sighed.Does that mean that the original owner can get rid of this dog skin plaster?

Just as he was thinking this way, he went downstairs with Shao Tingfeng, and when he got out of the elevator, he met Qin Zhilu.

Qin Shenlun was being escorted by several policemen, who was yelling crazily and intending to assault the policemen.But all the madness fell silent when they saw them, and the blood-red eyes looked straight at him.

Shao Tingfeng immediately protected him behind him, and Cheng Fei took advantage of the situation and stood a few steps away, keeping away vigilantly.He never expected that it was the end, and he could still see Scum Gong on such a random occasion. Should he admire the secret attraction between the original owner and Scum Gong?

Qin Shenlun was stabbed all over by their attitude of avoiding him like a snake and scorpion, and sneered: "I am being suppressed by four men now, what else can I do to you? Cheng Fei, are you proud now?"

Cheng Fei is baffled, what is there to be proud of?Sure enough, Zha Gong's brain circuits were different from ordinary people.

Cheng Fei didn't want to talk to him at first, but he said another word.

He said: "I will come back, just wait for me!"

Gritting teeth, unwillingness, threats, full of hatred, seems to be mixed with something else.He wanted to use this sentence to make Cheng Fei bury his fear all his life, making him unable to live in peace.

Qin Shenlun had planned this way, but without knowing it, Cheng Fei couldn't help but laugh out loud after these words went through Cheng Fei's mind - this familiar line is definitely exclusive to cannon fodder classics!

Unable to get the expected fear, Qin Shenlun's face turned purple: "Didn't you hear? I'll be back!"

"You won't, you don't have this chance," Cheng Fei interrupted him, smiling, "Because you can appear here because of the halo of the last protagonist."

And he believed that in the world he transmigrated to, Shao Tingfeng was his protagonist.

The author has something to say: sorry for the late arrival and the long wait

The next chapter will give birth to little snails