Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

In the kitchen, the tips from the fans continued to be reminded, making a buzzing sound.

Shao Tingfeng turned off the volume of the phone, and was about to say, "Fei Fei, go to rest and let me clean up here", but when he turned around, Cheng Fei's hand, which was tightly covering the lower half of his face, let go in resignation. .

Cheng Fei didn't forget the promise he made during the live broadcast, thinking that he wanted him to fulfill it, so he pointed to himself with red ears: "You kiss, but be gentle, I...the skin is broken inside... .”

The sound became smaller and smaller, but it got closer and closer, and then stopped in mid-air.

Before Shao Tingfeng could understand what he meant, he closed his eyes very actively, pursed his mouth slightly, and looked as if he was dying.

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

His original intention was to let Fei Fei quickly download and rest, and he didn't want Fei Fei to be so energetic.

Cheng Fei waited for the meeting and there was no movement, thinking that he would be mistaken, and just as he felt ashamed and was about to retreat, he heard the little cannon fodder whisper: "Then, can we kiss in another place?"

Cheng Fei was stunned for a moment, and muttered: "I still need to change places... Is it not possible here?"

What the hell, you have to find a place when you're all at home?Why didn't he burn incense and take a bath beforehand?

The brain circuits of the two were not aligned.

Shao Tingfeng knew that sometimes he would speak surprisingly, but he didn't expect that this could break the sky, so he suddenly thought of teasing: "Well, it's not good here, it's not comfortable enough."

"Not comfortable enough? Ah!"

The next second, Cheng Fei exclaimed, and he was carried from the table to the resting sofa beside him, and then he was gently pressed against the soft backrest. Immediately afterwards, the hem of his clothes was lifted up.

The pregnant belly suddenly came into contact with the cold air, it would have been fine if it had been before, but now in this ambiguous atmosphere, Cheng Fei's scalp felt numb, and he pushed in a panic: "No, no, I'm now..."

"Can I kiss the little snail?" Shao Tingfeng looked at him with clear eyes, "Across your belly."

Cheng Fei: "...Huh?"

Shao Tingfeng looked expectant, and his tone was sincere: "I heard people say that this is called 'prenatal education'."

Cheng Fei: "..."

"It's just prenatal education, nothing else."

Cheng Fei was stunned for half a minute, wishing he could throw his new self into the washing machine and wash it with cleansing powder.How could he be so impure?Look at his little daddy, how innocent he is.

Feeling ashamed and unable to withstand Shao Tingfeng's pleading eyes, Cheng Fei gritted his teeth and ushered in the first serious "prenatal education" in his life.

He closed his eyes, hummed softly, and allowed Shao Tingfeng to kiss the little snail again and again through his chubby belly.

During the kiss, the little snail was so fussy in the stomach that it kicked the little daddy's tall nose several times through the belly.Shao listens to Fengshang and can feel movement, not to mention Cheng Fei who is pregnant with a child.He had never experienced such a violent fetal movement, and at the last moment, he suspected that his internal organs had been displaced by the kick, and he couldn't help but frowned deeply in pain, forcing physiological tears from the corners of his eyes.

Shao Tingfeng, who had never seen a big fight, was so frightened that he didn't dare to kiss his pregnant belly again, but instead comforted him carefully with his hands.

At first Cheng Fei glared at him complainingly, but after comforting him for a while, he noticed that the little snail was slowly calming down, stretching his legs and blowing bubbles obediently in his stomach, and he had to admit that this father's Hands are just different, with magic.

Not only the little snail was comfortable, but even he was extremely comfortable, slumped on the large sofa, his whole body seemed to be wrapped in warm cotton.So much so that Shao Tingfeng withdrew his hand and wanted to get up, he was a little reluctant, and subconsciously grabbed it, wanting to keep the feeling just now.

Shao Tingfeng was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Cheng Fei didn't say anything, but the bases of his ears slowly turned red. After a long while, he whispered, "I still have more little snails."

After a pause, he added: "Prenatal education."

The cryptic invitation almost made Shao Tingfeng lose his footing.

He felt that he was a bottle of happy fat house water just taken out of the refrigerator. All the air bubbles had been cooled by reason, but because of the faint five words, the bottle cap almost popped out because of the boiling.

But it is impossible for him to really "push" out, and the "self-control" he had left for a long time returned again.Shao Tingfeng took a deep breath, leaned down again, and warned in an unstable tone:

"That little snail needs to be a little more obedient."

The little snail who had been warned was really well-behaved, or it might be because he was too tired just now and didn't bother his father much.

But this father is not very obedient, and within a few minutes of prenatal education, he ordered the little father arrogantly: "I just made nine dishes and one soup, and I will feel a little sore and swollen afterward. Can you rub it for me?"

"it is good."

After a while, Cheng Fei turned over and said, "...my belly is itchy, scratch it for me."

"No, if you scratch it, you will get long lines."

"how do you know?"

"The store said it when I bought a maternity pillow."

"But I'm very itchy now." Cheng Fei didn't lie, nor was he willful. In fact, he had been itching for two or three days, but he just endured it before. Now that he was stopped like this, he felt the itching even more unbearably, and he wanted to stretch out his hand to scratch again.

Shao Tingfeng stopped him from scratching his belly. He vaguely remembered what the store said was the skin discomfort caused by the stretched belly. What kind of lines are they called? Symptoms may appear in May and June, and once they start to grow, they will become more and more serious... Immediately His face was a little dignified, annoyed that he had forgotten this matter.

Cheng Fei was about to cry, but he looked helplessly at the hand that was pinned beside him, wanting to scratch it.

Shao Tingfeng's heart was pounding by his appearance, and he felt itchy too—it was more itchy, but he couldn't scratch it either.

After a while, Shao Tingfeng sighed restrainedly: "I'll help Fei Fei blow it, and it won't itch anymore."

……

The scorching wind blew over the dry itchy part of the belly, finally relieving a lot of discomfort, but the exhaled breath was too hot, making Cheng Fei dizzy.After being blown for an unknown amount of time, his eyelids trembled suddenly, he straightened up, grabbed the opponent's head, and wanted to push the person who was blowing.

In the end, he failed to push it away, but made Shao Tingfeng notice the change in him.

After a moment of silence, Shao Tingfeng raised his head, with innocent doubts in his long and narrow eyes: "So this place is also itchy?"

Cheng Fei was in a hurry, how could this person ask such an embarrassing question under such circumstances?

Shao Tingfeng held back his attempt to escape, and asked again stubbornly.

Cheng Fei was so annoyed by the question, he yelled: "Yes, do you want to scratch!!!!"

The air was instantly quiet.

After realizing what he was talking nonsense, Cheng Fei was so ashamed that he wanted to pass out, but he heard Xiao Cannon Fodder chuckle, his voice was slightly hoarse, which added a hint of maturity to the originally youthful voice.

"Yes, there will be no long lines here, you can scratch."

……

Magical 10 minutes later.

Shao Tingfeng took out a tissue, wiped his hands clean, and asked softly, "Is it still itchy?"

Cheng Fei huddled on the large sofa, completely losing strength.He doesn't itch anywhere now, but his breathing is a little short, and the tails of his eyes are red.

Shao Tingfeng touched his stomach to make sure he was fine, then got up and said in a hoarse voice, "I'm going to take a bath."

However, as soon as he turned around, Cheng Fei hooked his cuffs and raised his wet eyes from bottom to top.

"Reciprocity, I'll scratch it for you too."

……

The process of relieving itching is beautiful and tiring.

The next day, Cheng Fei got up late, his hands and feet were sore, thinking of the reason why he was so sore, he buried himself under the blanket and pillow and pretended to be dead for a long time.Until Shao Tingfeng knocked on the door and asked him to come out for breakfast.

Seeing the milky white mellow soybean milk and crispy fried dough sticks for breakfast, Cheng Fei's brain was filled with yellow waste, and his stomach felt numb.

After the numbness, it is itchy, especially when the belly is propped up after breakfast, the feeling of dry and itchy skin becomes more obvious.

Standing still for a while, Cheng Fei couldn't help scratching secretly through the home clothes a few times, but was caught by Shao Tingfeng and pushed back on the sofa.

He thought that what happened last night was going to happen again, and he was about to reprimand the little cannon fodder for his bad behavior of prostitution in the daytime, but Shao Tingfeng honestly relieved him this time——

They bought a pregnancy cream specially used for smearing the pregnant belly in a serious manner, squeezed it on their hands to warm it up, and then smeared it on the belly in circles according to the instructions in the manual.The pregnancy cream and lip balm are of the same brand, and they also taste sweet. When they were applied, the little snails seemed to like it very much, turning over slowly in their stomachs.

Cheng Fei didn't expect that he would live together with the little cannon fodder, so he started with this skin cream, morning and night, twice a day, and finally curbed the itching on the skin, and really relieved the discomfort of big and small.

But because of frequent physical contact, the lid of the bottle of fat house water in the bottom of their hearts is always being pushed up by bubbles from time to time.

So every now and then, I have to use another method to "relieve itching", which really confirms the doctor's advice a few months ago that pregnant people always have some needs that will be locked if they write it out.

After living together without shame for a period of time, Cheng Fei ushered in her seven-month prenatal checkup.

His belly was completely swollen. Fortunately, he was thin and tall, and he could barely cover it with thick winter clothes.When I went out, it was a time when there were few people, and I didn't meet my neighbors on the elevator.And when they arrived at the hospital, Nanguo Obstetrics and Gynecology opened a special channel in advance, so the whole journey from home to the examination department was kept confidential and safe.

Perhaps because of the age of the month, the medical team, which had been providing remote guidance until now, came and announced that they would handle all prenatal checkups in the future.Men's pregnancy is different from women's. Because of the narrow pelvis, the older the month, the greater the risk, and [-] out of [-] women will be born prematurely, so the more advanced the period, the more attention should be paid.

Cheng Fei didn't react when he heard this. He felt that he was much luckier than the original owner. The original owner was able to give birth smoothly under such difficult conditions, so he must be able to do it too.

However, he was in a good state of mind, and Shao Tingfeng on the side was not so calm. After hearing the risk warnings one after another by the medical team, he was as stiff as a stone, and he held his hand tightly several times, as if afraid of him. What an accident.

Cheng Fei had heard from the little assistant next to Dr. Zhang that many expectant fathers were more nervous than the mothers themselves because they were too worried about their wives and children, and would even faint in the delivery room. .

On the one hand, Cheng Fei couldn't bear to scare the children, but on the other hand, he disliked him being in the way in the consulting room, so he simply kicked him out and asked Dr. Zhang to do some counseling work for him.

Shao Tingfeng was so wronged by being kicked out, and wanted to go in to listen in, but was dragged out by Doctor Zhang.

Dr. Zhang didn't enlighten him, and his expression looked a little solemn: "Xiao Shao, there is something I have to tell you."

In front of the doctor, Shao Tingfeng's expression became dull again: "Say it."

"During this period of time, people have been asking about Xiao Cheng's information." Dr. Zhang said in a deep voice, "very persistent, and tried to buy information with money."

Shao heard the news and immediately frowned: "Is it leaked?"

"No, fortunately we have taken measures in advance and have already transferred all of Xiao Cheng's information, but I think the other party's attitude will not give up easily." Doctor Zhang was a little worried, "I don't care about this matter either." If I dare to mention it to Xiao Cheng, I can only tell you, see if you have offended anyone?"

Shao Tingfeng remained silent.

Doctor Zhang murmured a few more words.

He closed his eyes, listened quietly, and said after a while: "I see."

Doctor Zhang: "Huh?"

Shao Tingfeng didn't answer, but nodded to him, then took a long legged step, walked aside and made a phone call.Dr. Zhang heard him say in a cold tone that didn't suit his age: "Assistant Yang, there's no need to be soft."

Doctor Zhang shivered inexplicably.

·

In the consulting room.

Cheng Fei lay upright, allowing the medical team to check the development of the small snails for him.

Most of the experts in the group are foreigners. Seeing him calm and stretching all the way, they were very surprised and admired. They repeatedly praised him for his bravery in broken Chinese, saying that other men basically cried during this month, only the most relaxed, even better than some The psychological quality of pregnant women is still strong.

Cheng Fei was so praised that he couldn't laugh or cry, thinking that crying would not solve the problem, so he might as well save some H2O.

The only Chinese face on the scene was a young man around 30 years old. The expert who had been scaring Shao Tingfeng with cold terms just now was quietly observing him from the sidelines.

After he finished checking, the young man pulled a chair to sit beside him, smiled at him, first praised his good attitude, and then said in a low voice:

"Mr. Cheng, I actually have the same physique as you."

Cheng Fei couldn't understand: "What?"

The young man laughed at himself: "It's just that I wasn't as calm as you at the beginning. When I was on the operating table, I fainted from fright, and I didn't wake up until halfway through the birth."

Cheng Fei froze for a moment, then opened his eyes wide in surprise, and finally came to his senses.

This man is also...

"Are you surprised?" The man touched his nose, "Maybe it's because I'm in this circle and I don't have too much contact with it, but everyone doesn't talk about it."

Thinking of Shi Zhen, Cheng Fei also smiled: "It's okay, it's not too surprising."

This is the world, and it is not once or twice to transcend his cognition. If obstetrics, gynecology and andrology appear one day, he does not think it is impossible.Just like same-sex marriage, male pregnancy may one day become a niche and normal thing.

Cheng Fei chatted about his thoughts easily, and couldn't help laughing when he mentioned the words Obstetrics, Gynecology and Andrology: "I hope that those clothes merchants will have a few more sets of men's belly pants. I'm dead."

The young man stared at him and patted him on the shoulder solemnly: "Yes, this is the goal of our association."

The man said that their group was planning a big event.

The author has something to say: "..." I dare not write in detail_(:з」∠)_