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Since the third anniversary update, the popularity of Cream TV has continued to rise, and the traffic has been considerable.It's just that I didn't expect that today, being a working day, would usher in another small peak in the middle of the night.According to statistics, the peak traffic is actually 10% higher than the usual Saturday night.

There is no other reason. The No. [-] anchor of Cream TV's gourmet channel, after being diagnosed with abdominal tumor by Shi Hammer and announcing that he will suspend school to recuperate, he started broadcasting again.

Countless fans who cared about him were stunned.

【Cub, why don't you take a good rest, what are you doing when you get up in the middle of the night】

【Don't stay up all night just because the doctor said there is a high hope for a cure】

[Hurry up and go to bed, or mom will give you a gift]

[That's right, if you don't sleep, mom won't eat meat buns for breakfast tomorrow, and will give you a little money if you're hungry]

A passer-by who doesn't know the truth has a confused face, is swiping gifts considered a threat?

Cheng Fei couldn't laugh or cry when he saw the barrage, and hurriedly stopped before the little mother fan filled cream coins: "Don't make trouble, there is a special situation tonight, a friend of mine moved to a new house, and I will help cook the dinner."

The fans are still reluctant, hoping that he can go to rest.

"Don't worry, I've had enough sleep in the afternoon, and the doctor has assessed my condition, and thinks that I can maintain normal living habits and social interactions to be good for my health," Cheng Fei explained half-truthfully, "Don't worry, I didn't Then I like to be brave."

There are indeed many such cases, and Cheng Fei is right. The fans were relieved after hearing his comfort, but soon became sour again.

[What friend is so lucky?I can actually please you]

[Can you give him a shot? I wonder what kind of god is it?]

Cheng Fei raised his head and glanced at Shao Tingfeng who was standing in front of him holding a camera: "He is the cameraman for tonight, so he is not on camera."

Shao Tingfeng's face was paralyzed, and he shook the camera casually to express his interaction.

The lively viewers in the live broadcast room were a little disappointed at first, but with his shaking, the interior decoration of the house inevitably revealed his style.The kitchen, which can be called luxurious, showed the whole picture without concealment, and the gleaming smell of money caused the live broadcast room to explode immediately.

[Fuck, this kitchen! 】

[My mother, so big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big]

【It must be [-] square meters】

【Is it big or not? The key is how beautiful it is】

[This little brother, can you take another look, please?Just take a look]

Shao Tingfeng also had a mobile phone specially used to watch the barrage. Seeing the requests of the water friends at this time, he felt a little proud of being appreciated by others, so he turned the camera away again.

[A kitchen is bigger than my house]

[Look at the refrigerator passing by, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[I finally know why Zai Zai would rather stay up in the middle of the night to come to the live broadcast. For a chef, being able to cook in this kind of place is like having a concert with a starlet on the Spring Festival Gala stage.]

In addition to being amazed, some fans were puzzled:

[The decoration of this kitchen alone is worth seven figures. My friend, are you opening a hotel by spending huge sums of money to build such a professional-level kitchen? 】

【Wake up, Feifei said this is a friend's house】

【Oh, so it's to make a special trip to turn the kitchen into a big stage for the Spring Festival Gala when you join the group? (dog head)]

[Hahahahahaha, I really dare to think about it, if this is the case, this friend is as arrogant as our rich father, after all, my father once spent millions of farms for confinement meals]

The fans were just joking casually, and didn't take the barrage of the dog-headed water friend seriously.

As a result, the screen flickered and turned up and down several times.

Barrage:? ? ?

The barrage was silent for a moment, then suddenly reacted.

[Fuck!Do you mean nodding? 】

The screen shook again, still up and down.

[I am now very sure that he is responding to us! 】

[So... is it really a little paradise for Fei Feizi? (Shock)】

[My mother, what kind of fairy friendship is this! (Shock)】

[So in the future, Zai Zai will broadcast live in this tall kitchen? 】

The screen shook again, first up and down twice, then side to side once, and finally up and down again.

The fans were confused by the dangling camera, and they didn't have time to watch the live broadcast for a while, so they all guessed a few meanings.

Nod, nod, shake, nod—what the hell is the third shake?Are you denying this fairy friendship?

Before the fans deciphered it, Cheng Fei smiled and said to the person behind the camera: "Brother photographer, if you like interacting with the audience so much, you can appear on camera with the anchor."

Immediately, the barrage flew up, and I strongly urged my friends to appear on the scene.

However, the camera was straightened in an instant, and it was steady, and it never swayed again.

Shao Tingfeng didn't intend to be in the limelight, he just wanted to be the man behind the anchor with peace of mind, because in this way he could control the camera as he wanted, and then secretly hook the anchor's calf with his toe, or use his little finger to secretly touch the anchor's calf where the camera could not see Anchor apron.

The audience in the live broadcast room: ? ? ?

Why does the camera keep spinning on the stove and worktop tonight? ? ?We also want to see the host ah ah ah ah ah!

After being harassed for the Nth time, Cheng Fei finally couldn't bear it... kissed him, then covered the microphone and whispered: "You take a good shot, I will do whatever you want tonight."

I want to kiss a few times, but I can't do anything else anyway because of my physical condition.

Shao Tingfeng's ears slowly turned red when he heard the words, and he didn't know what he had imagined. Anyway, after being kissed, he obediently withdrew his paws.

Very coaxing.

The camera finally returned to normal. Although they still regularly photographed the stove or the chopping board, they occasionally knew the host who brought them the beauty of their prosperity, Da Da.However, this photographer's photography skills are obviously very limited, and he has nothing but stability. Every time he looks at the anchor, the angle is full of honey-sugar death angles. The headshot is considered good, and he is afraid of sudden close-ups—such as a close-up of the anchor's nostrils. Or a well-defined yet soft jawline.

But it is also because of this that the water friends fully understand how resistant Cheng Fei's appearance is.

They were so immersed in the anchor's flourishing beauty that they didn't notice at all that Cheng Fei's upper body never appeared in the camera at the beginning of the broadcast.

Due to certain force majeure factors, Cheng Fei's tongue was a little worn out, so he was a little more cold and silent than usual during the live broadcast.But maybe because of the mobile camera position, even though I am in a luxurious and tall kitchen, there is an inexplicable sense of home video-like warmth.

The death angle of the photographer brother not only failed to damage the effect of the live broadcast, but because of the too close lens, the distance between Cheng Fei and the audience was shortened, as if they were also watching Cheng Fei cooking, even with a straight man The face-to-face shooting techniques are all everyday and gentle.

Especially in the middle of cooking, the cameraman's little brother repeatedly steals food, and is caught several times by Cheng Fei, making the audience in the live broadcast room lean forward and backward, as if they also saw their own bear children stealing food and being beaten by their parents The beating scene.

However, some fans saw something was wrong.

[Why does this little brother secretly scratch Fei Fei's palm every time he is beaten? 】

[Fuck, I thought I was the only one who saw it]

【... Jimei, why do I have an ominous premonition】

[Because of what the previous one said, I also felt that something was wrong...]

However, there are still a few sharp-eyed people, and soon most of the water friends are immersed in the food tutorial as the camera changes, watching and looking forward to what earth-shattering delicacy Cheng Fei will cook with the gorgeous kitchen.

As a result, this live broadcast did not show off skills at all. From the display of ingredients to the final finished product, everything was extremely homely.

Tomato scrambled eggs, hot and sour potato shreds, stewed chicken with small mushrooms, mapo tofu, boiled lettuce, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, fish-flavored shredded pork, steamed sea bass, and a pot of soup with ribs that I don’t know when.

All the dishes are national-level home-cooked dishes. When each dish comes out, the audience is complaining about "my mother can make this" and "my family eats this every day".

[Haha, is this the most down-to-earth meal in the most luxurious kitchen? 】

[Although the anchor's cooking is full of color, fragrance and taste, it looks much better than my mother's, but is it too vegetarian to eat these for dinner? 】

[That's right, looking at the decoration of this friend's house, Fei Feizi, at least there is a pot of slow-cooked Buddha Tiaoqiang to have a card face]

Cheng Fei was washing his hands with the faucet on, but when he saw the barrage, he couldn't help laughing slightly, and motioned Shao Tingfeng to turn the camera to his hands.

So the audience saw their host washing his hands slowly, and then twisted the water to the thinnest, and didn't turn it off, just letting it flow.

"When moving to a new home, some people hope that the days will be prosperous and prosperous, so they will post red paper and prepare a brazier, but some families will turn on all the faucets in the house on the day of the housewarming, and let them run slowly. Do you know why?" Cheng Fei wiped his hands, and said with a smile, "Because I have everything now, I only hope that the future will be smooth and healthy, so what I prepare is home-cooked food, which means that life is 'a long flow of water'."

The barrage first suddenly realized, and then scattered a few words in the barrage to discuss the local customs of housewarming.

After a while, someone responded immediately.

[Wait, Fei Fei's words just now are so weird, this is a meal at Fei Fei's friend's house, right? 】

[Why does it sound like Zai Zai moved to a new house by himself? ? 】

[There is also this kitchen, no matter how good the relationship is, it will not be specially built for friends]

【I have a bold guess, Azai and this friend...】

[Hey, don't make up your minds, Zai Zai is still recovering from illness, how can there be any fantasies about these things?]

[Don't be blind as soon as you see something, do you look at Renji with rotten eyes? 】

[What I said earlier makes sense, but I still jio'd something wrong]

It's a pity that the two people on the scene are not paying attention to the content of the barrage at the moment.

Shao Tingfeng, who was holding the camera up, stared at Cheng Fei without blinking.He didn't understand housewarming customs, and when Cheng Fei drew up the menu, he only thought that Cheng Fei wanted to eat light cuisine, and didn't think about the meaning behind it.

However, hearing his explanation at this moment, Shao Tingfeng realized something ignorantly—is Fei Fei sketching their future?

Cheng Fei also met Shang Shao Tingfeng's thoughtful eyes lightly, and then held his hand while the camera was shooting food.

Shao Tingfeng shuddered, and held the two thin white fingers in his palm with his backhand, and squeezed them.

The audience in the live broadcast room had no idea that, where they couldn't see, the two were secretly holding hands under the table through the tablecloth.

Secret and tender.

Cheng Fei felt ashamed of having an affair, pulled his hand back after a while, and coughed: "Okay, I'll give you another 10-minute show at the end, but let me declare in advance that I'm not professional. "

[Hey, let your friend come! ! ! 】

【There is nothing wrong with that, we want to emulate him】

【Let mom check it out for you】

Cheng Fei: "That won't work, only I can see him."

As he said that, he ignored a lot of barrages of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and took a sip of the soup slowly: "Well, it's delicious... When did you cook it? Sorry, my friend made it... Taste? Of course, I’m the one who taught me after all, but my friend doesn’t have much talent, and the tomato and egg drop soup has to be boiled for seven or eight pots before he can barely eat it..."

Cheng Fei chatted and ate with fans, leisurely and relaxed.

Usually at this time, Shao Tingfeng would have already dropped the camera and started eating and drinking, but now he saw his boyfriend sitting in his house, drinking the pork rib soup he cooked himself, and talking to his water friends They chatted with their daily life.Somehow, the feeling of hunger disappeared without a trace, and instead, the whole body overflowed, as if it would explode in the next second.

She even wanted to press her boyfriend on the table and kiss her in the dark in front of millions of fans.

Of course, this is impossible. Cheng Fei even wanted to find a way to get into the ground when he was bumped into by Shi Zhen alone, let alone come out of the closet on the whole network. kind of.

But doing nothing doesn’t work. A 20-year-old boy who just fell in love is like a bottle of happy fat house water. If you shake it a little, the foam will push the cap out.

Shao Tingfeng put down his chopsticks, took out his phone, and logged into his cream account.

While Cheng Fei was chatting, he noticed a burst of exaggerated high-V special effects on the top of the screen-the local rich dad is online!

Cheng Fei:? ? ?

Shao Tingfeng's expression was serious, he moved his fingers, and once again spent money like water in the "Welcome Dad" row of water friends!

But this time, the local rich father did not give out the vulgar luxury ranch, but picked up the newly updated "custom gift" - you can customize the amount of the gift, and you can also define the name of the gift.

[Digital Lord sent '1314 bowls of snail noodles' to anchor Feiran]

[Digital Lord sent '520 snail duck feet' to anchor Feiran]

[Digital King sent '9999 Kiss' to anchor Feiran]

[Digital Lord sent '10001 small snails' to anchor Feiran]

……

A long series of sound effects for receiving gifts made Cheng Fei stop chewing, and slowly looked up at Shao Tingfeng, who was enjoying brushing presents aside, and opened his mouth silently: Is there anyone as handsome as you?

Although the suffix is ​​weird, these obvious ambiguous numbers immediately blown up the audience in the live broadcast room.

【Local father, you haven't come out of the rivers and lakes for a long time, and you will confess your love as soon as you come out? ? ? ? 】

【Wait, doesn't the wealthy father have a lovely wife?】

[The rumors have been refuted. Xiaojiao's wife is a fiction. Dad said that he was chasing others, and even confessed that he had failed.]

【Could it be that the object of the confession is our cub...】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh daddy, calm down, where there is no grass in the end of the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower, please give up on our anchor]

The hand of the local tyrant's father who smashed the gift paused for a moment, and then slowly typed out a question mark: [? 】

[To be honest, after my analysis tonight, my son may not be clear with his friend who joined the gang]

[Mi is wrong, look at the moment you swipe the gift, Zai Zai will look at the camera brother!That look is obviously worried about the misunderstanding of the little brother]

【If Dad doesn't believe it, just replay it, the two of them are sticky all the time】

[Although I have knocked on the cp of both of you, I am sorry to tell you that your secret love will never come to fruition! 】

Rich father: [. 】

But it's useless, the rich father is still "obsessed with obsession", and frantically expresses his love with gifts.

The live broadcast room was boiling. After all, the love triangle and Shura field were too exciting. Some people felt sorry for the rich father, while others watched the fun and urged the host to speak up.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly ! ! ! ! 】

[Further scrolling like this, we can switch to the "emotional" channel, right? ! ! ! 】

[If it wasn't for Guo Jia's strict crackdown, my mother would have supported your 3P]

[Wait for me in front, this car is too fast and I can't keep up with QAQ]

[Hey, hey, don't ghs, if you attract Guan San, we will lose this live broadcast room]

……

Cheng Fei was also watching the fun and wanted to know how Shao Tingfeng could show off, so he didn't pay much attention to the barrage, but when he watched it, he was stimulated by one of them.

[Zai Zai, hurry up and show that you belong to me so that Dad will give up completely, and then your good friend will be yours, and the wealthy father will be mine~]

Cheng Fei: "..."

despair!

He put down his chopsticks gently, wiped the corners of his mouth, and then turned the camera towards himself: "Everyone, there is one thing I have to declare."

The rolling barrage was suffocated for a moment, and there was mineral water with peanuts and melon seeds, sitting in a row and eating melons and melons.

"I'm at the rich man's house right now," Cheng Fei said slowly, "I'm cooking for him."

Barrage:……? ? ?

Cheng Fei held his chin, looked at the "brother photographer", and smiled: "Thank you boss, the boss is generous, can we have a good meal now?"

Barrage:…………

Barrage:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Tonight, the cream platform's gift list ushered in an unprecedented wave of rewards, and the reward IDs were strange.

【'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' sent a small cream cake to anchor 'Feiran']

['The little cp I knocked on has come true' and sent a bottle of pure milk to the host 'Fei Ran']

['Poor little anchor X local tyrant big boss really fragrant' gave the anchor 'Fei Ran' a small cream cake]

……

Cheng Fei accepted the gifts softly, and didn't read all the names of the bosses until the time of the broadcast.Just when he was about to extend the duration of the live broadcast, a hand appeared in the mirror. It was white and slender, with well-defined joints. The purely male hand looked very strong, but in front of all the audience, he rubbed his hair affectionately.

Then, the audience heard a voice they hadn't heard all night: "Fei Fei, have your lips become dry after talking for so long? I bought you a new lip balm. Do you think about bringing it live?"

Before the audience could react, the live broadcast room went dark in the next second, and the last scene showed the host blushing, eyes moist, and tightly covering his lips.

audience:? ? ?

Nobody knows what's going on off camera!

But soon, the tipping frenzy struck again.

【'Offering a reward for the poor little anchor X local tyrant big boss Tongrenwen' to send a small ranch to the anchor 'Feiran']

['No less than 1w words, everyone understands' to send a blue cheese to the host 'Fei Ran']

['I am the lipstick ah ah ah ah ah, let me come to the anchor' Ferry 'Send a luxury ranch]

……

In the army of gifts, there was an inconspicuous message, the rewarder's signature was "Qin".After rewarding a few small gifts in silence, "Qin"'s profile picture flickered until the live broadcast room was completely extinguished, and he did not log off.

The author has something to say: secretly rub the official announcement! ! !

Slag Gong's sad peeping screen

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There is another big plot, to get rid of the scumbags too.Although all the content has already been thought out, but on the eve of the end, I always want to write as well as possible, so I also write slowly. The next update frequency is daily or every other day. As long as it does not exceed 2 days, I will not ask for another leave. (Kneel weakly on the keyboard for two seconds)

I'm still working hard, keep chasing after chasing!Fat is moving!